tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23152712467682847042012-02-10T11:14:23.180-02:00http://guridafazenda.blogspot.cmgurihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09220773919625614505noreply@blogger.comBlogger3200125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2315271246768284704.post-53959650064153986792012-02-10T11:08:00.000-02:002012-02-10T11:12:00.810-02:002012-02-10T11:12:00.810-02:00<span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>Eu disse a ela:<br />- Posso não ser rico, não ter dinheiro, apartamentos de luxo, carros importados ou empresas como o meu amigo JOÃO MARCOS, mas te amo muito, te adoro.<br />Ela me olhou, com lágrimas nos olhos, abraçou-me como se não existisse o amanhã, e disse bem baixinho no meu ouvido:<br />- Se você me ama de verdade, me apresente o JOÃO MARCOS… </strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2315271246768284704-5395965006415398679?l=guridafazenda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KiEYhSSj9iUV08Dz01_jufZAzqo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KiEYhSSj9iUV08Dz01_jufZAzqo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KiEYhSSj9iUV08Dz01_jufZAzqo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KiEYhSSj9iUV08Dz01_jufZAzqo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/CDHG/~4/qzv8nE3RfvU" height="1" width="1"/>gurihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09220773919625614505noreply@blogger.com0http://guridafazenda.blogspot.com/2012/02/o-amor-e-lindo.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2315271246768284704.post-23156759350320567352012-02-10T10:54:00.001-02:002012-02-10T11:14:23.185-02:002012-02-10T11:14:23.185-02:00<iframe height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JsFLIsHrv6I" frameborder="0" width="420"></iframe><br /><br />ME LEMBRA MUITO ESTE VIDEO...<br /><iframe height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6iHRYtg5T5I" frameborder="0" width="420"></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2315271246768284704-2315675935032056735?l=guridafazenda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HVTJ8d2d6Yk1-3Jg57eFsx8NGW0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HVTJ8d2d6Yk1-3Jg57eFsx8NGW0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HVTJ8d2d6Yk1-3Jg57eFsx8NGW0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HVTJ8d2d6Yk1-3Jg57eFsx8NGW0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/CDHG/~4/nvO9dk6w5Gk" height="1" width="1"/>gurihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09220773919625614505noreply@blogger.com0http://guridafazenda.blogspot.com/2012/02/hummmolha-que-acontece-na-fazendas.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2315271246768284704.post-1119421144552870692012-02-10T10:52:00.000-02:002012-02-10T10:54:08.883-02:002012-02-10T10:54:08.883-02:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2dN_t9VThjA/TzUTSQPOXZI/AAAAAAAAF8k/v_dyJt0q_mE/s1600/quque%25C3%25A9isso.png"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; 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O neto diz:<br /><br />- Enfiando as minhocas de volta para a toca delas...<br /><br />- E como é que você consegue, meu neto, o bicho é todo molenguento?<br /><br />- É segredo vovô!<br /><br />- Te dou dez reais para você me ensinar a fazer isso.<br /><br />- Bem, eu passo laquê, espero secar esticando a minhoca... aí é só colocar no buraco.<br /><br />- Toma os dez reais.<br /><br />No dia seguinte, o avô chega para o neto, tira cem reais do bolso e dá pro moleque.<br /><br />- Tá ficando esquecido, vô? O senhor já me deu os 10 reais.<br /><br />- Eu sei. Esses 100 foi a tua avó quem mandou... </strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2315271246768284704-822301527751868752?l=guridafazenda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aRPSfp0hfrHsEIIhobtXLuAn5YI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aRPSfp0hfrHsEIIhobtXLuAn5YI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aRPSfp0hfrHsEIIhobtXLuAn5YI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aRPSfp0hfrHsEIIhobtXLuAn5YI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/CDHG/~4/vKr4us0GF2g" height="1" width="1"/>gurihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09220773919625614505noreply@blogger.com0http://guridafazenda.blogspot.com/2012/02/netinho-bom.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2315271246768284704.post-67180444308731773592012-02-06T11:52:00.000-02:002012-02-06T11:54:01.770-02:002012-02-06T11:54:01.770-02:00<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BeB4pWlEp60" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2315271246768284704-6718044430873177359?l=guridafazenda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EFjvY3HDD6kf9J6nQjLZZNd0-bE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EFjvY3HDD6kf9J6nQjLZZNd0-bE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EFjvY3HDD6kf9J6nQjLZZNd0-bE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EFjvY3HDD6kf9J6nQjLZZNd0-bE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/CDHG/~4/WzDQOJTuhqE" height="1" width="1"/>gurihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09220773919625614505noreply@blogger.com0http://guridafazenda.blogspot.com/2012/02/kkkkvixi.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2315271246768284704.post-5974054507783591572012-02-06T11:17:00.002-02:002012-02-06T11:55:28.622-02:002012-02-06T11:55:28.622-02:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-V805XDS_Gh4/Ty_Z2lMjFKI/AAAAAAAAF74/bRKtXk_2B4s/s1600/boia.png"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; 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Tudo gasta-se eventualmente. Acelerar seu coração não vai fazer você viver mais: isso é como dizer que você pode prolongar a vida do seu carro dirigindo mais depressa. Quer viver mais? Tire uma soneca !!!<br /><br />P: Devo cortar a carne vermelha e comer mais frutas e vegetais?<br />R: Você precisa entender a logística da eficiência... .O que a vaca come? Feno e milho. O que é isso? Vegetal. Então um bife nada mais é do que um mecanismo eficiente de colocar vegetais no seu sistema. Precisa de grãos? Coma frango.<br /><br />P:Devo reduzir o consumo de álcool?<br />R: De jeito nenhum. Vinho é feito de fruta. Brandy é um vinho destilado, o que significa que, eles tiram a água da fruta de modo que vc tire maior proveito dela.<br />Cerveja também é feita de grãos. Pode entornar!<br /><br />P: Quais são as vantagens de um programa regular de exercícios?<br />R: Minha filosofia é: Se não tem dor...tá bom!<br /><br />P: Frituras são prejudiciais?<br />R: VOCÊ NÃO ESTÁ ME ESCUTANDO?? ... Hoje em dia a comida é frita em óleo vegetal. Na verdade ficam impregnadas de óleo vegetal. Como pode mais vegetal ser prejudicial para você?<br /><br />P: Flexões ajudam a reduzir a gordura?<br />R: Absolutamente não! Exercitar um músculo faz apenas com que ele aumente de tamanho.<br /><br />P: Chocolate faz mal?<br />R:Tá maluco? Cacau!!!! Outro vegetal!! É uma comida boa pra se ficar feliz !!!<br /><br />E lembre-se: A vida não deve ser uma viagem para o túmulo, com a intenção de chegar lá são e salvo, com um corpo atraente e bem preservado. (boa!)<br />Melhor enfiar o pé na jaca - Cerveja em uma mão - tira gosto na outra - muito sexo e um corpo completamente gasto, totalmente usado, gritando: VALEU !!! QUE VIAGEM!!! </strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">RECEBI POR EMAIL, NÃO SEI SE É VERIDICO...</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">VALEU CATI.</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2315271246768284704-2554198445070717520?l=guridafazenda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8EPqAozlQijflSB_E1wAYVCyym0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8EPqAozlQijflSB_E1wAYVCyym0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8EPqAozlQijflSB_E1wAYVCyym0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8EPqAozlQijflSB_E1wAYVCyym0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/CDHG/~4/1fvVlHxBxec" height="1" width="1"/>gurihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09220773919625614505noreply@blogger.com0http://guridafazenda.blogspot.com/2012/02/preciso-urgente-de-uma-consulta-com.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2315271246768284704.post-68077782801753960042012-02-05T12:18:00.000-02:002012-02-05T12:20:21.027-02:002012-02-05T12:20:21.027-02:00<span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>Três vizinhas, duas brasileiras e uma portuguesa, conversam:<br /><br />- Quando faço amor com Rafael reparo que o saco dele é gelado - disse uma<br />brasileira.<br /><br />- O saco do meu Carlos também é geladinho - comenta a outra brasileira.<br /><br />Nisso, a portuguesa diz:<br />- Ô pá, eu nunca reparei nesse detalhe, mas esta noite, quando eu fizer amor<br />com o Manuel, vou tocá-lo só pra "veire".No dia seguinte, a portuguesa<br />aparece toda cheia de hematomas e com um baita olho roxo.As brasileiras<br />ficam surpresas, perguntam o que foi que aconteceu e a portuguesa responde,<br />muito nervosa:<br />- Isto é culpa de vocês!!!<br />Ontem eu estava a "fazeire" amor com o Manuel e, quando lhe toquei as bolas,<br />eu disse:<br />- Ai, Manuel... Que bom... Tu não tens as bolas frias como as do Carlos e as<br />do Rafael !<br /></strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2315271246768284704-6807778280175396004?l=guridafazenda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iLSU5SKOgZ335xCpRbRGK_VEPh4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iLSU5SKOgZ335xCpRbRGK_VEPh4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iLSU5SKOgZ335xCpRbRGK_VEPh4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iLSU5SKOgZ335xCpRbRGK_VEPh4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/CDHG/~4/ZGWsQ_NCY24" height="1" width="1"/>gurihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09220773919625614505noreply@blogger.com0http://guridafazenda.blogspot.com/2012/02/saca-soum-saco-faz-isto.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2315271246768284704.post-53562662938484881422012-02-04T11:27:00.000-02:002012-02-04T11:29:03.330-02:002012-02-04T11:29:03.330-02:00<span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>- Joãozinho, por quê você não apareceu na aula ontem? Onde você esteve?<br />- Ópera, pssora!<br />- Jura… não sabia que se interessava por isso, e o que achou?<br />- Um excelente navegador tia, rápido, mas ainda prefiro o Google Chrome </strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2315271246768284704-5356266293848488142?l=guridafazenda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xOAOZL1Jb8u5Iz8Y4g4LQkfgGtg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xOAOZL1Jb8u5Iz8Y4g4LQkfgGtg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xOAOZL1Jb8u5Iz8Y4g4LQkfgGtg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xOAOZL1Jb8u5Iz8Y4g4LQkfgGtg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/CDHG/~4/A_1sM5yM6G4" height="1" 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