SMSJOKES

I’d like to wish you a happy day…

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:40:00 +0000

I’d like to wish you a happy day.
A happy day is the breeze blowing through your hair.
A happy day is sunshine warming your skin.
A happy day is eating your favorite meal.
A happy day is having personal time to yourself.
A happy day is walking away from the stresses of life.
A happy day is appreciating having your health.
A happy day is reflecting on all the special
people who are there for you.
A happy day is appreciating that you were
given this day to enjoy, so make the best of it.
I hope you have a happy day!

Fall Flowers of Friendship

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:38:00 +0000

I’m sending these flowers
To all of my friends
Because summer has ended
And now fall begins!
I know it’s not a holiday,
It’s just a change of season,
Still I thought that it would be
As fine as any reason…
Here’s sending you all the best
For a truly wonderful fall!

Greatness

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:08:00 +0000

Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right use of strength.

Love

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:06:00 +0000

Love is something concerned with emotions.
Love controls our activities.
Love is a mutual feeling between two people.
If you are really in love with someone then you will do anything for their well being and will live for their survival.

Good Morning SMS

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:34:00 +0000

Medicines and Friendships
both cure problems.
Only difference is that,
friendship do not have
an expiry date,
no price and
no dosage.
Have a Nice Day.

Wonderful Life Wonderful Life

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:35:00 +0000

I may not have a lot of fame
Nor a mansion on a hill
I have no real fine gifts to give
There is nothing to reveal.
I do not have a lot of wealth
But I have the things I need
There are those who have most everything
Whose lives are full of greed.
I have a kind and loving heart
With gentleness doth reign
There are those who have no heart at all
And send out lots of pain.
I have a wonderful spirit
That will never grow jagged or old
There are those who have no feeling at all
Their days are dark and cold.
I have a wonderful pair of legs
To help me get around
There are those who have no legs at all
To lift them when they’re down.
I have a wonderful pair of arms
To give a hug or two
There are those who have no arms at all
To feel the love I do.
I have a wonderful pair of hands
To let me work and play
There are those who have no hands at all
To help them through the day.
I have a wonderful pair of ears
To listen to the rain
There are those who cannot hear at all
The splash upon the pane.
I have a wonderful pair of eyes
They have beheld some beautiful sights.
There are those who cannot see at all
Their world is black as night.
I have a wonderful sense of smell
And enjoyed the aroma of flowers
There are those who cannot know this joy
And miss life’s fragrant hours.
My life has been a rainbow
With only a bit of strife
Today I counted my blessings
I have a wonderful life.

True Love is…..

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:33:00 +0000

TRUE LOVE MEANS:
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot…
…Who calls you back when you hang up on him…
…Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep…
…Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead…
…who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats…
…Who holds your hand in front of his friends…
…Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you…
…Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says,
…That’s her!…

Yo’are Someone Special

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:32:00 +0000

With each day that passes
I find myself investing more and more
Into this relationship;
Faith, hope, trust,
and even my dreams….
If there were a reason to keep living,
I’ve found ten thousand in you….
This is what you’ve done to me,
And continue to do….
Because of this and more,
You’re Someone Special In My Life
I DON’T NEED
I Don’t Need To See You
To Love You
I Only Need To Know You’re There
I Don’t Need To Feel You
To Have You Touch My Heart
I Only Need To Know You Care
I Don’t Need To Look Into Your Eyes
To Believe That This Is Real
I Only Need To Understand
What You Think And Feel
Love, It Is A Feeling
That Can’t Be Seen
And Though,
I Would Love To Have You Here To Hold
Just By Having You In My Life
I Have Everything
I Love You

Happy Birthday SMS

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 04:12:00 +0000

May all your days be merry
With childhood dreams to share
No matter what your age is
The joy is always there
With candles that are glowing
Each year a grand design
No matter what the theme is
The day will always shine
Cookies, cup cakes, candies
With lots of kisses too
Taffy by the handful
For any age will do
Your Birthday should be special
With joy beyond compare
The child in you is laughing
With love that’s so aware
So have a day of happiness
Turning one more page
Life will bring the laughter
The heart will never age.

Santa — Banta — Back with fresh ones.

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 04:11:00 +0000

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!
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Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao…!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!
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Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet: Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!
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Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..?
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Santa : Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.
Banta : Kyoo Ji ?
Santa : e SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau.
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Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa : Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet: Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke…
Jasmeet: Phone Mere Liye Tha!
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Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya.
Doctor : Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.
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Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si.
Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.
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Banta : Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai.
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine Kaha I Luv U, To Woh Boli ‘Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal kharide hain’
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A crow shits on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya ..!
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Santa : When I get mad at you,you never fight back.How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet: I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa : How does that help?
Jasmeet: I use your toothbrush!

Refreshing Morning Rules

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 04:10:00 +0000

TEN RULES FOR A GOOD DAY !!!
TODAY I WILL NOT STRIKE BACK:
If someone is rude, if someone is impatient, if someone is unkind…I will not respond in a like manner.
TODAY I WILL ASK GOD TO BLESS MY “ENEMY”:
If I come across someone who treats me harshly or unfairly, I will quietly ask God to bless that individual. I understand the “enemy” could be a family member, neighbor, co-worker, or a stranger.
TODAY I WILL BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT I SAY:
I will carefully choose and guard my words being certain that I do not spread gossip.
TODAY I WILL GO THE EXTRA MILE:
I will find ways to help share the burden of another person.
TODAY I WILL FORGIVE:
I will forgive any hurts or injuries that come my way. TODAY I WILL DO SOMETHING NICE FOR SOMEONE, BUT I WILL DO IT SECRETLY: I will reach out anonymously and bless the life of another.
TODAY I WILL TREAT OTHERS THE WAY I WISH TO BE TREATED:
I will practice the golden rule – “Do unto others as I would have them do unto me” – with everyone I encounter.
TODAY I WILL RAISE THE SPIRITS OF SOMEONE I DISCOURAGED:
My smile, my words, my expression of support, can make the difference to someone who is wrestling life.
TODAY I WILL NURTURE MY BODY:
I will eat less; I will eat only healthy foods. I will thank God for my body.
TODAY I WILL GROW SPIRITUALLY:
I will spend a little more time in prayer today: I will begin reading something spiritual or inspirational today; I will find a quiet place and listen to God’s voice !
Have A Nice Day

A Thoughtful Morning Quote

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 04:09:00 +0000

GOOD MORNING… !!!

Decide to be happy today,
to live with what is yours -
your family, your business, your job.
If you can’t have what you like,
maybe you can like what you have.
Just for today, be kind, cheerful, agreeable,
responsive, caring, and understanding.
be your best, dress your best, talk softly, look
for the bright side of things.
Praise people for
what they do and don’t criticize them for what they cannot do.
If someone does something stupid, forgive and forget.
After all, it’s just for one day.
Who knows, it might turn out to be a good day!
HAVE A NICE DAY

On My Life

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 04:08:00 +0000

When I think back
on my life,
the saddest part
isn’t the dreams
I failed to pursue,
not the times of
bad luck,
misfortune,
or bad health,
but the time I didn’t spend,
the things I should have said
but didn’t say,
the comfort I didn’t lend,
the help I didn’t give,
and, most of all,
the people I couldn’t
or wouldn’t love.
Hopefully, you won’t
make the same mistakes!
Have A Nice Day

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noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 03:00:00 +0000

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noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 02:59:00 +0000

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The Seven Ups!!..

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 02:25:00 +0000

1. Wake Up!!
Decide to have a good day.
2. Dress Up!!
The best way to dress up is to put on a smile.
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
3. Shut Up!!
Say nice things and learn to listen.
With two ears and one mouth..
it’s meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking.
“He who guards his lips guards his soul.”
4. Stand Up!!
. . . for what you believe in.
Stand for something or you will fall for anything.
5. Look Up !!
. . . Keep yourself centered. Remember, you are important.
6. Reach Up !!
. . . for something higher.
Trust with all your heart, and lean not unto your own understanding.
7. Lift Up !!
. . . your Prayers.
“Do not worry about anything; instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING.”
A POSITIVE THOUGHT
When you worry and hurry through your day, it is like an unopened gift…Thrown away…Life is not a race. Take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over.
“Life may not be the party we hoped for…
but while we are here we might as well dance!”
Invite people here that you care about.
I thought this was mighty special, just like you.
HAVE A NICE DAY!

My Friend

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 02:24:00 +0000

When you are sad
I will dry your tears.
When you are scared
I will comfort your fears.
When you are worried
I will give you hope.
When you are confused
I will help you cope.
And when you are lost
and can’t see the light.
I shall be your beacon
shining ever so bright.
This is my oath
I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask
because you’re my friend.
Send This To Five Friends And See If
They Send It Back!
If They Do, You Will Know Who Really Cares About You, And Your Friendship Will Be Forever and Ever..

Just Friends VS Best Friends

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 02:22:00 +0000

A Just Friend says..hi,..hello, ..bye,… and walks away…
A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how are you doing ??
A Just Friend has never seen you cry.
A Best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A Just Friend thinks the friendship is over, when you have an argument.
A Best friend knows that it’s not a friendship, until after you’ve had a fight.
A Just Friend hates it when you call, after he has gone to bed.
A Best friend asks you…. why you took so long to call.
A Just Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A Best friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A Just Friend jealous about your romantic history.
A Best friend wonders of your love story…..
A Just Friend expects you to be always there for any help.
A Best friend is always there, wherever you require any help.
A Just Friend doesn’t have time in his/her busy schedule,
A Best friend always have time for you in his/her busy schedules… .
A Just Friend phones you whenever he/she has some work,
A Best friend calls you often just to hear your voice…..
A Just Friend doesnt have anything much to talk to you on the phone about,
A Best friend doesnt know…how to say goodbye…

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 02:21:00 +0000

We gain & lose things every day.
But trust me on 1 thing:
U WILL NEVER LOSE ME!
I will always b there as a friend!
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True friends are like Diamonds…
They are real & rare.
False friends r like leaves…
They r scattered everywhere.
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1 tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship.
1 touch can show u care,
One friend can make life worth living 4.
………… ……… ……………..
If one day u feel like crying, call me.
I can’t promise to make u laugh,
But I’m willing to cry with u.

Hindi Jokes and SMS 4U

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 02:20:00 +0000

Chintu Apne Dost Ko Apna Dukhda Suna Raha Tha- “Meri Bivi Pinki Ne Hamare Naye Makaan Me Apni Pasand Ka Rang Karayaa, Naya Furniture Kharida, Naye Palang, Nai Mej, Nai Kursiyaa, Naye Parde Lagaye… Aur Bhi Dhero Chije Kharid Kar Makaan Ko Sajayaa- Sanvaraa.”
“To Fir Problem Kya Hai?” Dost Ne Puchha.
“Ab Vo Mujse Talak Chahati Hai.” Chintu Ne Kaha.
“Vo Kyo?” Dost Ne Puchha.
“Kyoki Use Lagta Hai Ki Mera Huliya Ghar Ki Nai Saaj-Sajja Se Match Nahi Kar Raha.”
Chintu Neta Ji Ko Phootball Ka Final Match Dekhne Aur Inam Baantane Ke Liye Aamantrit Kiya Gaya.
Is Mauke Par Unhone Apne Bhashn Me Kaha- Jitne Wali Team Ko Trauphy Dete Hue Muje Bahut Khushi Ho Rahi Hai. Lekin Sath Hi Afsos Is Baat Ka Hai Ki Sirf Do Hi Team Final Me Pahunch Saki. Bhavishya Me Hame Yah Dhyaan Rakhna Hoga Ki Khiladiyo Ko Jyadaa Se Jyadaa Suvidhaye Di Jaye, Taki Jyada Se Jayada Team Final Me Pahunch Sake.”
Pared Se Pahale Kamaandar Ne Fauji Chintu Se Puchha- “Chintu, Tumne Aaj Dadhi Kyo Nahi Banai?”
Chintu Fauji Ne Darte-Darte Kaha- “Maine Dadhi To Banai Thi, Lekin Ek Hi Aaine Ke Saamane Ham Saat Aath Jawaan Dadhi Bana Rahe The. Lagta Hai Maine Galti Se Kisi Aur Ki Dadhi Bana Di.”
Ladka- “Tumharaa Ghar Jane Ka Kya Iradaa Hai?”
Ladki- “Tumhare Paas Kitne Rupye Hai?”
Ladka- “Lagbhag Char Sau Rupye Hai?”
Ladki- “Filhal Char-Paanch Din Tak Jaane Ka Koi Iradaa Nahi.”
Koktel Party Me Jamkar Pine Ke Baad Chintu Ji Ghar Laut Rahe The.
Raaste Me Unhone Dekha Ki Kuchh Log Sadak Par Ek Bada-Sa Gaddha Khod Rahe Hai. Chintu Ne Ladkhadaati Awaj Me Puchha- “Is Samay Yaha Aap Log Kya Kar Rahe Hai?”
“Ha Surang Bana Rahe Hai.”
“Kitna Samay Lag Jayega?”
“Paanch Chh Mahine.”
Chintu Ji Kuchh Der Tak Sochte Rahe Fir Bole- “Fir Mai Taxi Hi Le Letaa Hu.”

Deepika Cosmopolitan Magazine Scans

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:08:00 +0000

B-town babe Deepika Padukone pulls off a very classy look on the cover of October’s Cosmopolitan magazine! last 3 images are not from Cosmopolitan Magazine. The “Love Aaj Kal” actress is no stranger to posing for $exy photo shoots. She was a brand ambassador for Levis jeans before being dethroned by “Dostana” star Priyanka Chopra. Well now the “Om Shanti Om” star is back! Danish born Deepika $izzles on the Cosmo cover, donning a hot pink, sleeveless dress and a fresh, fluffy hair do with dark eye makeup.

Lindsay Lohan - George Holz Photoshoot

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:07:00 +0000

Sony Ericsson Xperia X2

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 02:38:00 +0000

Sony Ericsson today officially introduced the long-awaited communicator Xperia X2, running Windows Mobile. X2 is the successor of the line Xperia, the first smartphone from which went on sale late last year. Like its predecessor, Xperia X1, X2 will use interactive panels for work, entertainment, Internet surfing, travel and much more. Results are pre-14 panels and 16 more are available for download. The main differences Xperia X2 from X1: X2 is running the operating system Windows Mobile 6.5 (in X1 was used by version 6.1) Display X2 has a diagonal of 3.2 inch (diagonal display in the X1 was 3 inches) Permission integrated camera X2 – 8-megapixel (in X1 – 3.2-megapixel) X2 has a built-in accelerometer and TV-out (in X1 these opportunities did not exist) In X2 loud stereo speakers built-in 2 (in X1 speaker was only one) The new user interface, 3D-panel, GPS-navigator. The device will come with operating system Windows Mobile 6.5. I recommend to continue to see 2 videos + live photos.

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Main specifications Sony Ericsson Xperia X2:
Touch-sensitive TFT-LCD 3.2 “with a resolution of 480×800 pixels
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8.1-megapixel camera with auto and manual focus, 16-fold magnification, image stabilizer and flash
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QWERTY-keyboard
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A-GPS – WiFi
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Bluetooth 2.0 with A2DP
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USB 2.0
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TV-out
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3D-Games
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Built-in 110 MB of physical memory
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Support memory cards format microSD (up to 16 GB)
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Dimensions 110 x 54 x 16 mm
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Weight: 115 grams
The device will be available in 2 colors – black or silver. Sony Ericsson Xperia X2 will go on sale this autumn.

Men’s perspective About Their Wives

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:29:00 +0000

When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife
become two sides of a coin;
they just can’t face each other,
but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
By all means marry.
If you get a good wife,
you’ll be happy.
If you get a bad one,
you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things,
and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
The great question…
which I have not been able to answer… is,
What does a woman want?
Dumas
I had some words with my wife,
and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
Some people ask the
secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.’
Anonymous
‘There’s a way of transferring
funds that is even faster than
electronic banking.
It’s called marriage.’
Sam Kinison
‘I’ve had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me,
and the second one didn’t.’
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Patrick Murra
The most effective way to
remember your wife’s birthday
is to forget it once….
Nash
You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy
for twenty years
Then we met.
Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives
her husband when she’s wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds:
‘Wife wanted’. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’
Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’
Anonymous
SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH……AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!

Wise SMS

noreply@blogger.com (liorohu) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:27:00 +0000

Offer a thousand chances to your enemy to become your friend
Never give a single chance to your friend to become your enemy
………… ……… ……… ……… ….
If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl…
so choose the best place where you would shine..
………… ……… ……… ……… ….
MEAN MIND DISCUSSES OTHERS
GREAT MIND DISCUSS MATTER
GREATER MIND DISCUSS HAPPENINGS
GREATEST MIND ACT IN SILENCE
………… ……… ……… ……… ….
“When you have money in hand, only you forget who you are. But when you do not have any money in hand, the whole world forgets who you are”