Tongue Twister

Mary Mac

2011-03-22T13:59:00.000+08:00

Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.

My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.

Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?

Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

from a song by Carbon Leaf

Credit to Uebersetzung

The Two Toed Three Toad

2010-09-19T15:07:00.001+08:00

A tree-toad loved a she-toad

Who lived up in a tree.

He was a two-toed tree-toad,

But a three-toed toad was she.

The two-toed tree-toad tried to win

The three-toed she-toad's heart,

For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground

That the three-toed tree-toad trod.

But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain;

He couldn't please her whim.

From her tree-toad bower,

With her three-toed power,

The she-toad vetoed him.

Peter Piper

2010-03-11T12:25:00.002+08:00

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Graze

2008-08-01T08:34:00.001+08:00

Cows graze in groves on grass which grows in grooves in groves.

Gargoyle

2008-08-01T08:33:00.002+08:00

Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.

Gray Geese

2008-08-01T08:33:00.001+08:00

Three gray geese in the green grass grazing.
Gray were the geese and green was the grass.

Grapes

2008-08-01T08:32:00.002+08:00

Greek grapes.

Grandma

2008-08-01T08:31:00.000+08:00

Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar.

Fred Fed

2008-06-02T10:39:00.002+08:00

Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.

Fischer

2008-06-02T10:39:00.001+08:00

There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.

Flying Fish

2008-06-02T10:11:00.001+08:00

Freshly-fried flying fish.

Freshly Fried

2008-06-02T10:10:00.004+08:00

Freshly fried fresh flesh.

Piece of Felt

2008-06-02T10:10:00.003+08:00

Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat's felt.

Fat Frogs

2008-06-02T10:09:00.006+08:00

Fat frogs flying past fast.

Friendly

2008-06-02T10:09:00.005+08:00

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

Flee From Frog

2008-06-02T10:09:00.004+08:00

Flee from fog to fight flu fast!

Flea

2008-06-02T10:08:00.002+08:00

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Kris Kringle Carefully

2008-05-21T19:41:00.002+08:00

Kris Kringle carefully crunched on candy canes.

Crisp

2008-05-21T19:40:00.003+08:00

Crisp crusts crackle crunchily

Give Papa A Cup Of Coffee

2008-05-21T19:40:00.002+08:00

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

Ruby Rugby Brother

2008-05-08T08:55:00.002+08:00

Ruby Rugby's brother bought and brought her
back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

Brisk Brave

2008-05-08T08:55:00.001+08:00

Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades,
blunderbusses, and bludgeons -- balancing them badly.

Whereat with Blade

2008-05-08T08:54:00.002+08:00

Whereat with blade,
with bloody, blameful blade,
he bravely broached his boiling bloody breast.

Barren Moor

2008-05-08T08:54:00.001+08:00

Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,
And so one morn he bored the boar--
That boar will bore the bear no more.

Bloke's Back Bike

2008-05-08T08:53:00.000+08:00

A bloke's back bike brake block broke.