tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740Thu, 19 Dec 2024 03:23:04 +0000Tamil JokeEnglish JokeJokeTamil Kids JokeSema MokkaEnglish Kids JokeTamil Doctor JokeSMShttp://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)Blogger49125en-usnonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-9121404357180808782Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:52:00 +00002009-10-10T07:52:08.548-07:00English Joke<description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: blue;">BOY:I'll climb the tallest mountain,<br /> swim the deepest ocean,<br /> walk onhot coals barefoot just to meet you!!!<br /> GIRL:How sweet!! can we meet now??<br /> BOY: not now!! it's raining outside!!!!!</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/10/boyill-climb-tallest-mountain-swim.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-7607511882436763513</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-10T07:51:43.021-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">English Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: cyan;">Interviewer: Can u spell a word that has<br /> more than 100 letters in it?<br /> <br /> <br /> Interviewee: P-O-S-T-B-O-X...</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/10/interviewer-can-u-spell-word-that-has.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-6312532148469591866</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-10T07:51:17.599-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">English Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: lime;">Please can u give me Rs 5000. I will return it to u, within one month..!<br /> I need it. plz help me..! i know u have.. plzz..<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Santa talking to an ATM machine..!</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/10/please-can-u-give-me-rs-5000.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-3893287247717349017</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-10T07:50:48.574-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">English Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: yellow;">Sales manager: do you have previous sales experience..!<br /> <br /> Paavam santa, this time maattikittaaru..!<br /> <br /> Santa : Yes sir..! I sold my house, my car, and all my wife's jewels..!</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/10/sales-manager-do-you-have-previous.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-2829887882544474323</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-10T07:50:13.831-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">English Joke</category><title/><description><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: orange;">A guy had 6 fingers and his friends called him Arjun..!??<br /> <br /> Why&gt;?? Any guess??<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Because his name is Arjun..!</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/10/guy-had-6-fingers-and-his-friends.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-1708219558254753517</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-10T07:48:51.059-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">English Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: red;">Fill d blank with YES/NO.<br /> <br /> 1)_____, Iam not mentaly fit..!<br /> <br /> 2) ____, I have no brain..!<br /> <br /> 3) ____, I have no common sense..!<br /> <br /> 4) _____, I am mad..!</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/10/fill-d-blank-with-yesno.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-2948021354811590860</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-10T07:48:21.608-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">English Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: purple;">Police man got angry to see Santa riding a Buffallo into highways.. He wanted to punish him in his own way..<br /> <br /> and stopped santa " Where is ur Helmet " Pay 50rs fine..<br /> <br /> Santa, replied inteligently..!! " This is not a two wheeler, its 4 wheeler.."</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/10/police-man-got-angry-to-see-santa.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-3507420877342116501</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-10T07:47:46.079-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">English Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: blue;">Why did Sivan &amp; Parvathi could not complete their computer course&gt;?<br /> <br /> Because their son Lord ganapathi ran away with mouse..!!</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/10/why-did-sivan-parvathi-could-not.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-894373625273710135</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-10T07:47:14.639-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">English Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: magenta;">Sweet in ur speech.....<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Clean in ur heart....<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Peace in ur eyes....<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> but Y?<br /> <br /> <br /> Y?<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Clay in ur head?<br /> <br /> <br /> God is so cruel......</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/10/sweet-in-ur-speech.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-1728047311805352752</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-10T07:45:49.031-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Sema Mokka</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tamil Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: cyan;">*<br /> *A*<br /> special<br /> Surprise 4 U<br /> <br /> <br /> Close ur Eyes<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 10<br /> <br /> <br /> 9<br /> <br /> <br /> 8<br /> <br /> <br /> 7<br /> <br /> <br /> 6<br /> <br /> <br /> 5<br /> <br /> <br /> 4<br /> <br /> <br /> 3<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 2<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 1<br /> <br /> U cheat u din't close ur eyes<br /> <br /> So, no surprise</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/10/special-surprise-4-u-close-ur-eyes-10-9.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-3301236755289490070</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-10T07:44:57.570-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Sema Mokka</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: lime;">TVS'il vanthean HAI endraal..<br /> HONDA'il vanthean HELLO endraal..<br /> CAR'il vanthean DARLING endraal..<br /> atthanaiyum vaadagai endrean ANNA endraal!!!!</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/10/tvsil-vanthean-hai-endraal.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-5545249434678712185</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-10T07:44:10.415-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Sema Mokka</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tamil Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: yellow;">Police: Enda Rascal! thiruttu rail eriya Chennai vanda...??<br /> <br /> Villager: Ayya adhu thiruttu rail'nu sathiyama enakku theriyadhunga,<br /> Govt. rail'nu dhaan nenaichen</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/10/police-enda-rascal-thiruttu-rail-eriya.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-4860070434195290402</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-10T07:43:36.212-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Sema Mokka</category><title/><description><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">Bar na kudi<br /> School na padi<br /> Fidht na adi<br /> Figure na Madi<br /> Strike na kal adi<br /> College na Cut adi<br /> Theatre na Visiladi<br /> Bore na En SMS padi.</span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/10/bar-na-kudi-school-na-padi-fidht-na-adi.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-3780250172194331532</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-10T07:42:35.445-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tamil Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: orange;">Boy: Kaadhal vandhaal solli anuppu....<br /> <br /> Girl: Varalenna?<br /> <br /> Boy: Un sister'a anuppu...</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/10/boy-kaadhal-vandhaal-solli-anuppu.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-5663758788301638681</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-10T07:41:57.079-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tamil Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: red;">Producer : Padathoda perai pathathumey Youngsters ellarum adichi pidichi<br /> odi varum, appadi oru title sollunga...<br /> <br /> <br /> Director: WALK-IN-INTERVIEW</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/10/producer-padathoda-perai-pathathumey.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-4059555887201586966</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-10T07:40:40.168-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tamil Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">Alphabets'la A odi pochhunna meethi ethana letters irukkum???<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 23 letter!!<br /> <br /> <br /> Epad theriyuma???<br /> A,O,D pocchunna balance 23...<br /> hee.. hee..</span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/10/alphabetsla-odi-pochhunna-meethi-ethana.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-2836085079259584841</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-18T03:44:09.003-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tamil Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: orange;">Amma: Pavithra Quarter vangit variyama??<br /> <br /> Pavithra: Sari ma<br /> <br /> Amma: Ayyo enna sarakku nu sollalaye.<br /> Vanthi varumey.Thala valikumey.<br /> Yen ponnuku bodhaey erathey.<br /> Ayyo enna pannuven..<br /> <br /> Pavithra: Amma saraku vangiten'<br /> (Old CAsk iruka bayamen?)</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/09/amma-pavithra-quarter-vangit-variyama.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-301741711057251895</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-18T03:42:33.114-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tamil Doctor Joke</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tamil Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: red;">Patient: Dr. Thopai viliuthirichu, enna pannalam?<br /> <br /> Dr. : Villuthirichina vittutu povendiathuthane</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/09/patient-dr.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-8409171116589767374</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-18T03:38:15.190-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tamil Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: purple;">If a computer student produces a film,how he names it?</span><span style="color: purple;"><br /> <br /> </span><span style="color: purple;">7GB-Hard Disc colony<br /> <br /> <br /> Enaku 20GB<br /> Unaku 18GB<br /> <br /> Pudukottaiyil irunthu VIRUS<br /> <br /> Kalamellam ANTI-VIRUS Valga<br /> <br /> VIRUS i<br /> vetaiyadi velaiyadu<br /> <br /> Sollamarandha<br /> PASSWORD<br /> <br /> Enga Ooru PROGRAMMER<br /> <br /> Oru MOUSE in kathai</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/09/if-computer-student-produces-filmhow-he.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-4375936624583486954</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-18T03:27:53.994-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tamil Joke</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tamil Kids Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: blue;">LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?<br /> Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen.<br /> Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/09/lkg-boy-dai-machan-examukku-bit.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-5836182051390377716</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-18T03:25:30.087-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tamil Joke</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tamil Kids Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: cyan;">Ithil Ethu Putthisali?<br /> <br /> 1.Vattam<br /> <br /> 2.Sadhuram<br /> <br /> Vidai: Sadhuram<br /> <br /> Athukkuthaan 4 Moolai irukku.<br /> <br /> By LKG-Lower Kindergarten. UKG-Upper Kindergarten. Association</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/09/ithil-ethu-putthisali-1.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-4424826914830300634</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-18T03:24:23.515-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tamil Kids Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: cyan;">Father:U like thambi paapava thangachiyoda paapaava???<br /> Boy: I like ur Thangachiyoda paapa&nbsp;</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/09/fatheru-like-thambi-paapava.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-2137966217539321962</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:23:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-18T03:23:37.440-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">English Kids Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: lime;">LKG BOY ON FONE<br /> <br /> BOY:My son has a bad cold and wont be able tocome to school today..<br /> <br /> TEACHER:who's this ??<br /> <br /> BOY:This is my father speaking !!</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/09/lkg-boy-on-fone-boymy-son-has-bad-cold.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-4210642102508502820</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-18T03:22:51.780-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tamil Kids Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: yellow;">Lkg Boy to Ukg gal<br /> <br /> LB : i love u<br /> <br /> UG: u fool nan una vida paeriyava<br /> <br /> LB: Athnala enna ?<br /> <br /> UG : nan una love panna mataen<br /> <br /> LB : akka pls enna love pannu</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/09/lkg-boy-to-ukg-gal-lb-i-love-u-ug-u.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8060455550031660740.post-8990072176590699495</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-18T03:22:19.684-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tamil Kids Joke</category><title/><description><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px;"><span style="color: orange;">LKG boy1: Maapla enga appa romba baiyandhagoli ya irukkaru da..<br /> <br /> LKG boy2: edha vachi da appadi sollra?<br /> <br /> LKG boy 1: eppo road cross pannalum baiyathula en kaiya irukkama pudichikuraaru..</span></span></description><link>http://vigneshsms.blogspot.com/2009/09/lkg-boy1-maapla-enga-appa-romba.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vignesh.B)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item></channel></rss>