Thoughts of a crazy RedHead

Miss me?

2009-04-02T18:23:00.002-04:00

Miss me, miss me, now you gotta kiss meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Still missing me? Didn't know where to follow me to? Send me an email, thoughtsofacrazyredhead@yahoo.com.

Auf Wiedersehen, Arrivederci, Au Revoir, Adios, Namaste

2009-01-07T09:43:00.002-05:00

Ok, so that are the only languages I know how to say goodbye in, so if I miss any, I'm sorry!!

Ladies and gentleman, the time has come to bid thee farewell. For those of you joining me on my other blog, good things are ahead.

Thank you everyone who has ever commented on here, stumbled upon here, or written me nasty emails because of what I have written on here. This chapter of my life is done and I am closing it. On to bigger and better things!!

Love you all!

*Red

2008-12-28T17:14:00.001-05:00

65 on the 28th of December? Are you serious?
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Tomorrow!

2008-12-21T19:17:00.000-05:00

Hey guys,

Don't forget to check out the Nokia site, http://nokiachronicles.com, It starts tomorrow!!!!

2008-12-19T14:44:00.000-05:00

Ummmm snow has now become freezing rain.

No longer fun.

Going into hibernation now.
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2008-12-19T12:23:00.000-05:00

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2008-12-19T12:22:00.000-05:00

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Where are they?

2008-12-18T08:50:00.001-05:00

Where have all the cabs in this city gone? Are they hiding somewhere?

Seriously, wtf?!?!
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Bitch please!

2008-12-17T09:19:00.001-05:00

To the guy who tried to steal my cab this AM. BITCH PLEASE! No one and I mean no fucking one steals a cab from me when I've been waiting 30 minutes. When you called me a crazy bitch because I wouldn't let go of the door, where you tried to slide in before me, I say thank you. The best part was when the cab driver told you to get out because I was there first!

Have a great morning dickwad!

Shame on you for trying to take a cab from a woman!!!
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2008-12-12T09:11:00.001-05:00

It is actually kinda sunny right now in NYC. Too bad a ginormous storm is going to slam into us in like an hour. Another lovely day!
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This is crazy talk

2008-12-10T14:40:00.001-05:00

Right now....

2008-12-10T10:01:00.000-05:00

Hey it is 60 today! It is going to be 30 in 2 days! Good thing I just got over a cold! Hopefully it will come back! Yipeeeeeee!
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2008-12-08T19:36:00.001-05:00

Confession: while waiting for my chicken and rice to cook I ate 5 chocolate chip cookies. I'm not hungry for chicken and rice anymore.........
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2008-12-08T09:16:00.001-05:00

Also? I'm pretty sure I got fucking frostbite while trying to get a cab this morning. NOT COOL. NOT COOL AT ALL.

Seriously, my cheeks are burning, my eyes are watering and I have a faucet for a nose. Great start to my day!

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Sad and used

2008-12-08T08:31:00.003-05:00

I feel sad and used. I thought I was going something good. Now I will just swat the jug off the table instead of putting my hard earned money into it.

"What’s The Deal With The UHO?
You’ve heard their bellowing on the subways. If you’ve been unlucky enough to be in Times Square, you’ve also heard it there, in Union Square, in Herald Square, and at a few other strategically selected street corners in Manhattan. And if you’re anything like me, you’ve wondered, “What is the deal with the United Homeless Organization? Should I feel guilty for not giving them some change or is it OK to feel contemptuous of their imposition on legitimate charities, my eardrums, and this subway ride?”

So, here’s the deal: A quick glance at their 2006 income tax returns tells us that what we see is what we get. They provide “outreach services to the homeless community,” “work experience and advocacy roles for currently homeless individuals,” “referrals to the homeless for rehabilitation and social services,” and that they “distribute clothing to the homeless,” and advocate “for [the] homeless to the general public.” Yes, the UHO *does* give out “sammiches” to anyone who asks for them. I recently witnessed a very non-homeless man on the subway ask a UHO volunteer for one of his bologna sandwiches, which was enthusiastically handed over. I feel fairly certain that any donated blankets or clothing would go the way of the sammiches, provided the UHO volunteer to whom you donated didn’t need them. And the New York Times reports that UHO requires its volunteers to work in a soup kitchen one day per week.

As for your donations, however, things are less clear-cut. UHO volunteers, most of whom are themselves homeless or formerly homeless, are required to give over $15 per shift to the organization. They may then keep the balance of their collections, or if they’ve grossed less than $15, they may (by one account) be indebted to the organization for any deficiency.

So the pink elephant in the room is: where does the $15 go? A more careful look into their tax returns confirms that they have no programs (which we already knew, but hoped that maybe we were wrong) and that their revenues (those $15 volunteer fees, totaling $84,561 for 2006) are offset by $33,412 in “support stipends” for president Stephen Riley (his vehicles, computer, utilities, credit card fees, etc.) along with $46k in management expenses. Management expenses? $46k worth? I’ll leave you to speculate as to what the UHO could possible spend $46k on. The bottom line is that the UHO is a scam. The UHO has managed to organize their panhandling to create a smokescreen of legitimacy, which Stephen Riley then capitalizes on. When you give money to a volunteer, you’re giving it to that particular volunteer and Stephen Riley – not so much the “homeless community.” Sure, your money may start a very, very long chain of causation that may ultimately lead to a homeless person getting a sandwich or a blanket, but it may be *the* most inefficient use of your charitable dollars. If you want to help New York City’s homeless, not to mention quiet the commute of many a New Yorker, donate to The Bowery Mission or the Coalition for the Homeless instead."

http://guestofaguest.com/everything-you-need-to-know/whats-the-deal-with-the-uho/

2008-12-02T15:11:00.000-05:00

Dear "LIALS Tours",

Get the fuck out of the way. Your piece of shit bus is blocking the fucking street and NO ONE can get by. My cab hasn't moved in like 5 minutes, also known as like $4.00. The blocked ambulance behind us is giving me a fucking seizure with its lights. Get out of the way! I'd get out and walk if I wasn't so tired today.

Get the fuck out of the way!

*Red
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2008-12-02T08:23:00.002-05:00

Dear Britney,

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU AGAIN!!! You pulled your shit together, manned up and you are doing an amazing job!!!

It was super cute when you jumped up to the side of the ring and sang in front of your two adorable little ones.

Keep it going Britney!!!

Love,

*Red

Britney, Britney, Britney

2008-11-29T19:56:00.001-05:00

Dear Britney,

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!

Love,

*Red

2008-11-25T16:15:00.000-05:00

DO NOT TWIRL YOUR BATON ON FIFTH AVENUE.

Because people like me who have to work will kick it down the street when you drop it. Just like I just did.

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2008-11-25T16:12:00.000-05:00

I can't wait to get out of this fucking city!

Go away tourists! Go away!!!
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2008-11-24T14:48:00.000-05:00

Confession: I just threw an elbow into one of the cheerleaders from the Macys Thanksgiving Day parade.

Dude, don't fucking walk in a pack and cover the whole side walk and text on your phone. You are moving slow and I have work to do.

Enjoy New York idiots!
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2008-11-23T13:24:00.001-05:00

Today I am breaking in my new crock pot, doing laundry, and cleaning. Wow, my life is awesome.

2008-11-22T16:13:00.000-05:00

Spotted: Little white flakes in the air around 23rd and 8th. Snow or pulverized garbage?

One may never know as I will NOT do the "catch it on my tongue" test. If it is not snow who knows what I will catch on my tongue, this is NYC afterall.

PS. New Biofit from VS? Simply f-ing amazing!
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2008-11-21T14:44:00.000-05:00

A quick word on hipsters:

I'm fucking over it. Stirrup pants were cool when you were 8, not now. And for the last time, LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. I am wearing leggings today with A DRESS over them, how it should be done.

LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS, just throwing on whatever is on your floor is not cool and dressing like fucking Betty Suarez isn't cool either.

Hipsters? I'm over it.

The end.

PS. Little Mike in Union Square is the fucking shit.
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Are you fucking kidding me?

2008-11-21T09:58:00.002-05:00

Look at the douchebag in the back!!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! I mean I know that I eat meat and somehow it has to be killed, but she is such a twit and obviously oblivious to what is going on behind her! Thank God this retard didn't get into the White House.

Prepare for lots of mean, bitchy posts today. It's one of those days.