<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519</id><updated>2024-12-18T22:17:06.419-05:00</updated><category term="uncollected fares"/><category term="NJ Transit"/><category term="customer service"/><category term="fare hikes"/><category term="Carmine Melillo"/><category term="Jersey Avenue"/><category term="New Brunswick Parking Authority"/><category term="delays"/><category term="fare increase"/><category term="late"/><category term="6:54"/><category term="Alli"/><category term="Amtrak"/><category term="Bettie Page"/><category term="BlackBerry"/><category term="EZPass"/><category term="Edison"/><category term="Jersey Avenue upper lot"/><category term="NJ Transit board"/><category term="Newark Penn"/><category term="T-Mobile"/><category term="Transit Checks"/><category term="Trenton"/><category term="agita"/><category term="anal incontinence"/><category term="beer belly"/><category term="bitch"/><category term="cigarette smoke"/><category term="claw hammer"/><category term="commute"/><category term="conductors"/><category term="courtesy"/><category term="customer disregard"/><category term="doors"/><category term="escalator"/><category term="four seater"/><category term="glaring"/><category term="hillbilly calculations"/><category term="ice"/><category term="kiss and go"/><category term="manners"/><category term="meltdown"/><category term="men"/><category term="odor"/><category term="online form"/><category term="overhead wires"/><category term="parking"/><category term="personal space"/><category term="petition"/><category term="physical contact"/><category term="public hearing"/><category term="punctuality"/><category term="road rage"/><category term="seat"/><category term="shoe cast"/><category term="snow"/><category term="sovereignity"/><category term="taser"/><category term="the dumbing down of America"/><category term="tickets"/><category term="tired"/><category term="traffic"/><category term="urine"/><category term="wwwstopnjtransitfarehike.org"/><title type='text'>Commuted Sentence</title><subtitle type='html'>Observations on the people, scenery, and other realities of NJ Transit&#39;s Northeast Corridor line</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>23</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-1495118843153906738</id><published>2010-08-04T17:11:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-04T17:59:57.893-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="escalator"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fare hikes"/><title type='text'>Welcome Back to Me</title><summary type="text">It&#39;s been a long time. Frankly, the whole fare hike business did me in; I was drained and tired of being obnoxious. Fortunately, I was able to persuade my employer to allow me to work at home two days a week to offset the considerable impact of the fare increase. You cannot imagine how that arrangement has enhanced the quality of my life. It effectively puts $52 a week back into my pocket, not to</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/1495118843153906738/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/08/welcome-back-to-me.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/1495118843153906738'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/1495118843153906738'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/08/welcome-back-to-me.html' title='Welcome Back to Me'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPyQbwcbX2aeerHGUT1JUyTdmJ2wnpJrQvRF-OoAvNKMdJTF31-5fllJFM1I6NyvH41UkDTj3yZMxzfQm5oxIy4CDMWdxOmm4s1s4KTSL39iSBuo_1toxVvS_HcmHQZvQE8AxHMDmOMhY/s72-c/escalator.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-1571951060841185404</id><published>2010-04-16T11:34:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-16T12:07:31.884-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="delays"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="hillbilly calculations"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="public hearing"/><title type='text'>A Reply to Deb&#39;s Comments</title><summary type="text">Did you serious riders/readers have an opportunity to read Deb&#39;s comments on my recent post? Thanks for that, Deb - I think you nailed it. Indeed - last night&#39;s delays and lack of communication about train status were a PR nightmare for NJ Transit, although I assume that with budget and service cuts, this is only a preview of what&#39;s to come: more lines and equipment down, fewer individuals to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/1571951060841185404/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/04/reply-to-debs-comments.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/1571951060841185404'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/1571951060841185404'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/04/reply-to-debs-comments.html' title='A Reply to Deb&#39;s Comments'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIdvOBA9OhO49UZhn1yWvLjtk7BDnLb4sn5TKuRdJVSN7q7-DHTnAOxp1V7P6midqrCilS9SATfnj-sCs1nppKSulY9Tyv54L6ylL5lz2KGqUQ1kwjHTzX6_bb2H5WO1ls8X3W4DvwtQA/s72-c/slaughter.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-6344778194815362327</id><published>2010-04-15T12:34:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-15T12:37:16.614-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Read it and Weep</title><summary type="text">This link was forwarded by NJ Transit in an e-mail that did not offer a reply option.  I am sick to my stomach.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/6344778194815362327/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/04/read-it-and-weep.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/6344778194815362327'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/6344778194815362327'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/04/read-it-and-weep.html' title='Read it and Weep'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiECfkS1xLVJ2pw-ZSiLfIAw_QEBHH95A4GuQzxkG-qpjNe1AQWvM5Ip0DqcXtsCTaLjP-3SimaT3h0_FKAD-7nh9R5hGZJjNsxLqM6fgFoY7Jf2Hkpq6TK6eLB0InmfZaPytjXkxZvBtY/s72-c/money+on+fire.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-7039233406440131632</id><published>2010-04-15T08:33:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-15T08:38:46.888-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Morning After</title><summary type="text">Today, of course I am in the car with the conductor I chased down after yesterday&#39;s free ride.  He didn&#39;t cop an attitude with me, so he gets points.  I should also point out he checked my pass before we even left Jersey Avenue.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/7039233406440131632/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/04/morning-after.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/7039233406440131632'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/7039233406440131632'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/04/morning-after.html' title='The Morning After'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-7530575336754394318</id><published>2010-04-14T12:54:00.007-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-14T16:14:17.689-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Carmine Melillo"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fare increase"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="late"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="uncollected fares"/><title type='text'>Riding The NJ Transit Gravy Train</title><summary type="text">Carmine, Whatever action was being taken to address my last complaint apparently did not stick. This morning on the NEC 8:17, I rode from Jersey Avenue all the way past Newark Penn Station before tickets were collected. I actually stopped a conductor when we got off the train to ask him why no one looked at my ticket until after Newark. He didn&#39;t know. Of course, he didn&#39;t know. And he didn&#39;t </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/7530575336754394318/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/04/riding-nj-transit-gravy-train.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/7530575336754394318'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/7530575336754394318'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/04/riding-nj-transit-gravy-train.html' title='Riding The NJ Transit Gravy Train'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCnwSP2n4hT9DbK8TcvBbQaOwC7P09hks7-BN9ihJXPDSUKTNcMncdvjZcP6enk0s4qxC6TZAajM8yxiunUiSmgh5QoVX7jrcnVuu89o0le6axtqn13GHrNlxDgBbLttXs4UqmJCtDuUU/s72-c/card+game.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-5211128276664011575</id><published>2010-03-29T16:53:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2010-03-29T18:08:01.437-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Carmine Melillo"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="customer service"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="EZPass"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="uncollected fares"/><title type='text'>NJ Transit Responds</title><summary type="text">Yippee! I received a reply to my Friday afternoon telephone inquiry seeking to find out why no one bothered to collect fares on a rush hour train last week. Dear Morgan, We are replying to your feedback of 3/26/2010 regarding subject: Collection of fares. I hear and appreciate your frustration and concerns. NJ TRANSIT is aware of reports regarding incidents where train fares and tickets have not </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/5211128276664011575/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/03/nj-transit-responds.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/5211128276664011575'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/5211128276664011575'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/03/nj-transit-responds.html' title='NJ Transit Responds'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivZPDnppFpUoAj3GGgSMAiCxRUN_48pDDfOrdcKk0i6SSBr0Ds953YQZ9jOQmGdul6mWmlTaDiOYeXsoXgjYLHIibxYooIjQlg2JCIWkXlczbHLWlE3Ytv7Wxd9vUzEJ60WNtgiPTzPm8/s72-c/tix.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-6990219369016569502</id><published>2010-03-26T11:53:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2010-03-26T12:35:10.103-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="customer disregard"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="customer service"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fare increase"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="online form"/><title type='text'>Thanks for Nuthin&#39;</title><summary type="text">In typical but ever-so-frustrating fashion, NJ Transit is deferring complaints to an online form.  So basically, I had a live human being on the phone who told me she could not accept my complaint.  Now, hear me when I tell you the lady on the phone was very nice and professional to the extent that call-center operators can be.  I mean to say that generally, folks in call centers have very little</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/6990219369016569502/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/03/thanks-for-nuthin.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/6990219369016569502'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/6990219369016569502'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/03/thanks-for-nuthin.html' title='Thanks for Nuthin&#39;'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg8KkOYLgC3N-gEJklmS_Js9U5Na2cPF8pXlWN9RdNies5ElIgoObnEr2SKaNOGBZEetg8hNV4cewM4lgALm-HAkRcoeiB9hVicn5x1N08MIJKvaox1wVBjb3dt55nc62Eq6NIdM35hZI/s72-c/apathy.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-7990028907444503096</id><published>2010-03-25T20:06:00.008-04:00</published><updated>2010-03-26T12:40:21.327-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="6:54"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="customer service"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="uncollected fares"/><title type='text'>It&#39;s Official: They Suck</title><summary type="text">WTF, NJ Transit? This is the agency that is preparing its ridership for 20 - 30 percent fare hikes this summer. The agency that needs the extra revenue just to survive. And yet, today on the 5:54 - the crowded 5:54 - not one single ticket was collected. A reversal of fortune, perhaps? A cache of transit checks has been discovered in a basement file cabinet and the agency&#39;s financial woes are now </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/7990028907444503096/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/03/its-official-they-suck.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/7990028907444503096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/7990028907444503096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/03/its-official-they-suck.html' title='It&#39;s Official: They Suck'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLvVWqevVE0cstJxIfqgMJfBWlnbNA6Cn9_9yUH0n2g5qwQ-Je_8g3xkYeQ0uD5bpdMcSKhFYbYJM6EFlL3jIb90x-gmzV5GtKTiG-P1dfcvqhT7nbelx77xUbCmsVhPZ0xZXuOu3HA_M/s72-c/Customer-care-jpg.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-2287702445085992767</id><published>2010-03-25T07:35:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2010-03-26T12:38:37.112-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="four seater"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="physical contact"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="shoe cast"/><title type='text'>Would it Kill You?</title><summary type="text">People with an aversion to physical contact with other human beings should not - nay - cannot ride a train.  In particular, they cannot ride a rush hour train. And if you do not wish to come into contact with extraneous limbs brushing, then do what you can to keep your own body within the limits of your own seat and floor space.  If you would prefer our knees don&#39;t knock, do not sit with your </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/2287702445085992767/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/03/people-with-aversion-to-physical.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/2287702445085992767'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/2287702445085992767'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/03/people-with-aversion-to-physical.html' title='Would it Kill You?'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhP6fGHH9PYi1zxVzZx0Evn3De7JeVDTRuyhMnM8ojpC8_x2hpmctGIvFx3yNV-gruNb_olurf7ycH3gJr6pY_R7I9yQcuuzPvSxIu3d-V-E5LXRaDoyDpM7nWwbwnGo5q1YceJdTsZOYM/s72-c/personal-space-invader.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-5247141097945651137</id><published>2010-03-11T17:49:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-12T08:58:59.660-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Alli"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="anal incontinence"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="taser"/><title type='text'>Oh, Crap</title><summary type="text">The commute into New York is a feast for the senses and by &quot;feast,&quot; I mean an all-out assault. Generally, I&#39;m immune to the tang of the fuel, and the day-later aroma of partially metabolized garlic, curry, scotch and Bud Light escaping in the perspiration of my fellow riders. Today, however, my very psyche was KO&#39;d when someone on the train had a very terrible accident. I don&#39;t know who; I didn&#39;t</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/5247141097945651137/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/03/oh-crap.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/5247141097945651137'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/5247141097945651137'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/03/oh-crap.html' title='Oh, Crap'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY0beLLi0_XUR45_sEhyphenhyphenJjRQszb2uU3x1MdPuIB5Yr1zpN6T4S7FkZtWEe8OU1J6uPGKMU3U-F1Ah0xB3PuI-vUmErlIB_YGyZZlqOblGM89Jx374c8CxOGAfw1gp_LrQUPc8Hn_-H8LE/s72-c/taser.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-5023744164370268380</id><published>2010-03-08T20:59:00.009-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-08T21:45:01.876-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="conductors"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Newark Penn"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="uncollected fares"/><title type='text'>Come On and Take a Free Ride (to Newark)</title><summary type="text">I can&#39;t help but wonder how much revenue flies out the NJ Transit window from uncollected fares from riders between New York Penn and Newark Penn. Those folks riding to Secaucus and Newark have it made. I would say that on at least two of five rides weekly out of New York, conductors don&#39;t get around to collecting tickets until we are past Newark. I&#39;m not suggesting those riders don&#39;t want to pay</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/5023744164370268380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/03/come-on-and-take-free-ride.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/5023744164370268380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/5023744164370268380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/03/come-on-and-take-free-ride.html' title='Come On and Take a Free Ride (to Newark)'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjL3x9hOWWz-JZnlMwrjlkEnadtRTtcumazN4VFYGizZQQwhSCrg1ndCJmDImqyJymT-whObY1-crnBWIZuHvMb2NWb4VYK7dF_OvOaHqmcYhz2RMqfm0H7yK4mapTOec1hfLgVHXcuoKI/s72-c/ticket+collector.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-5411998374739875339</id><published>2010-03-07T16:38:00.007-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-07T17:15:32.378-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fare hikes"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="petition"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="wwwstopnjtransitfarehike.org"/><title type='text'>NJ Transit Rate Hikes</title><summary type="text">To be clear, I am not anti-NJ Transit. However, the impending service hikes are so extreme, they signal something inherently wrong with the management of the organization. You know my regular rants about delays, poor maintenance and inconsistent customer service. NJ Transit offers far-from-optimal service as is -- what in the world will life be like with fewer conductors, fewer trains, reduced </summary><link rel='enclosure' type='' href='http://www.stopnjtransitfarehike.org' length='0'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/5411998374739875339/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/03/nj-transit-rate-hikes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/5411998374739875339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/5411998374739875339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/03/nj-transit-rate-hikes.html' title='NJ Transit Rate Hikes'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdsObHUuIq-IxffAKWrB0zDq1Bj6sTKy8MEXSe5dYdim1rGfFX9xLoGTFELMSpDUNP8mH7rfkXEe-whZ79kw5tU7taYF0iO14l3cjz22wSzgE7FGhNfq3FWg_aUa15ytxie-hRF3RhIE0/s72-c/fare+increase.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-6806430823066772474</id><published>2010-03-05T17:36:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-06T14:30:21.149-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bitch"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="glaring"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="seat"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="sovereignity"/><title type='text'>Well, EX-KYOOSE ME</title><summary type="text">It hasn&#39;t helped my attitude that my dinner date this evening just called to announce he had a late lunch and is still on the LIE when he was supposed to be home hours ago, but I&#39;m having a lousy ride. It&#39;s a given that I&#39;m going to share a seat but there&#39;s a nice way to do it, and there is a piss-me-off way to do it.  I prefer you do it the nice way.  You see, I have not spent my life, my day or</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/6806430823066772474/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/03/well-exc-yoose-me.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/6806430823066772474'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/6806430823066772474'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/03/well-exc-yoose-me.html' title='Well, EX-KYOOSE ME'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVvH11ycsXEXvMqTvTxix0zrJmFMvihg0zuFPYb1tl73qGx_aSa8w8GEa2Jba6icxgyT6JPwZmYjVRWB35CWjFSgTqDSU20Kfg2VJQ_MMEy56S5G6HS2bL6cnLC2WvUTbHiH23E-EHdec/s72-c/crowded+train.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-7353234535325425051</id><published>2010-03-04T21:54:00.007-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-04T22:29:24.460-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Edison"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="the dumbing down of America"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Trenton"/><title type='text'>That&#39;s How the Shit Works</title><summary type="text">Overheard in front of the departures board at 5:47:&quot;He told me to take it at 6:13. Here&#39;s a 6:13. It doesn&#39;t say where to go?&quot;&quot;You have to wait until closer to the time, then they tell you. That&#39;s how the shit works.&quot;&quot;Why does it say Trenton? We&#39;re not going to Trenton. We&#39;re going to Edison.&quot;&quot;I think they&#39;re in the same town. Or near it or something? They&#39;re like...I don&#39;t know.&quot;&quot;Um. Yeah.&quot;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/7353234535325425051/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/03/thats-how-shit-works.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/7353234535325425051'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/7353234535325425051'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/03/thats-how-shit-works.html' title='That&#39;s How the Shit Works'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKJ99DkUjZGxUFvU4Nn41JREyBXHq8CG5UnhdMZTRAxIDLFuG0hd-3fRWmELnHQvlzQWDmyBfSObWCVATkxyyTGabg-L-mYQDZgIv26ZyfEo5N9NbfCrlbuC3y83nzUqbkdqWTAXS1yh8/s72-c/9973TressDunceCap.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-8618497972949796168</id><published>2010-02-25T08:15:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-25T11:06:45.647-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="cigarette smoke"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="odor"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="urine"/><title type='text'>Smoking Kills</title><summary type="text">I realize you are a senior citizen and set in your ways, but the stench of stale cigarettes coming off you is going to kill me. Can&#39;t you see how I am clinging to the edge of my seat contorting my upper body away from you in a futile effort to refill my lungs with fresh air? Second only to stale urine (another all too frequent commuter encounter,) nicotine and tar-infused wool -- er, wet  wool --</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/8618497972949796168/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/02/smoking-kills.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/8618497972949796168'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/8618497972949796168'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/02/smoking-kills.html' title='Smoking Kills'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLTQJkVme7X6sqEiJqUGAu80qu9DrA0xAlyo51TlvZZfZzw8xXaEuC3DHC41mGvBCI5V4CuGT3qI0PKnm9l_qsdWy_ACWFuWy3yaL98xWkJqnGUq7nf-bgobgPdD1Mr4vuN5q1iFO8hMQ/s72-c/smoker.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-1476570072441620679</id><published>2010-02-22T08:28:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-22T14:47:19.931-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="claw hammer"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="ice"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Jersey Avenue upper lot"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="kiss and go"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="New Brunswick Parking Authority"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="road rage"/><title type='text'>Move</title><summary type="text">Hey, New Brunswick Parking Authority, the Jersey Avenue lot is a sheet of ice which makes it extremely difficult to manuever around the pedestrians who are similarly rushing to catch the 7:55 at 7:53. Leave it to me to decide not to wear my wellies this morning, so once I actually parked, I had to run on the ice in heels. Wheeeeeeee!  And falling was not an option because of a weensy road rage </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/1476570072441620679/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/02/move.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/1476570072441620679'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/1476570072441620679'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/02/move.html' title='Move'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN4oHzSv5kr06UQGBLDrzr65Q2cmtWURSQuS3H_7EOUuy661S_A1HC-F6WlT2YSv2HZGvowooDul6-6kNBltOKvxq77lK_LvYXRtevwKd0vckDZAZNqmPKY8nUQZQfRskJENgaXykzONs/s72-c/road+rage.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-2620452140373100825</id><published>2010-02-17T08:05:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-22T17:19:01.494-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="agita"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Amtrak"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fare hikes"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="NJ Transit board"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="overhead wires"/><title type='text'>You are Delusional, NJT</title><summary type="text">The NJT board meets today to discuss a proposal to cut service and hike fares 20 to 30 percent.  I know this because I am listening to the radio news on my iPod as we are at a dead stop outside of Secaucus.  Regular readers know that my ride into the city every morning routinely comes to a dead stop and it&#39;s always one of two problems - overhead wires or a disabled Amtrak.  Today it&#39;s Amtrak.  I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/2620452140373100825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/02/you-are-delusional-njt.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/2620452140373100825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/2620452140373100825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/02/you-are-delusional-njt.html' title='You are Delusional, NJT'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirRFfK29Hhu_oFFqbBDDg1AhTAFHka9epSKixz6my-wYVwT0yCAOI1S5h1R7NiFbPIPO-3W-1Nk8QHfSHL91QS926V8AothTe-i8Tv_jTD0XEcSZO7Sap69wHTzxUO8c708QPiKy4BDeA/s72-c/ticket.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-6098955895209972985</id><published>2010-02-16T18:50:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-16T19:24:42.004-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="beer belly"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="courtesy"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="manners"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="men"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="personal space"/><title type='text'>Don&#39;t Touch Me with that Thing</title><summary type="text">The commute is a machine, and frankly, I think it zaps our individual consciousness at least for the period when we are actually in transit. There is an element of savagery and selfishness; for the most part, it is understood that this is an segment of society that - for the rush hour - does not consistently observe common courtesies or social standards for things like personal space. People RUN,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/6098955895209972985/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/02/dont-touch-me-with-that-thing.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/6098955895209972985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/6098955895209972985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/02/dont-touch-me-with-that-thing.html' title='Don&#39;t Touch Me with that Thing'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9JLsneOYzu8fOi9DL6Lksk5V7-pcNA3bDk3fb4ys9tYOCe58OOdAbCdcsPUGgasLBRzA68aOk8dWZuMfheRsf9bN4cgOFEghImdmIRi9uPfISkUR-MNg3J7LinU8ZRb8BCtw9eTx0rgw/s72-c/big+man.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-830792365937376188</id><published>2010-02-12T18:10:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-13T09:02:05.638-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Jersey Avenue"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="meltdown"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="parking"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="tired"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="traffic"/><title type='text'>Booyah</title><summary type="text">It&#39;s as if the commuting gods were welcoming me back to the train.  Having missed the past two days of good material because of the blizzard, I returned to Jersey Ave, braced for a parking clusterfrick.  But what I got was the best parking spot EVER. A coup of the highest order!  This spot is generally the domain of of the most accomplished and experienced commuters.  It calls for a celebration </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/830792365937376188/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/02/booyah.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/830792365937376188'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/830792365937376188'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/02/booyah.html' title='Booyah'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2AcdVAhjpal5lfBk_GN345Zdrlzju-pU_EROaC-k22n0jr-3PBTilL-et7cAdIfy8cHujuInd-XuH0AWimezTd-82E8B0yV3dsJnYbj6LS8O1eMfwrjboBcnrVQMFngdKH1ql47YdpMo/s72-c/crash_porsche_parking.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-2135587996895815913</id><published>2010-02-08T22:13:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-08T22:49:09.481-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Bettie Page"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="BlackBerry"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="doors"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="late"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="NJ Transit"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="T-Mobile"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="tickets"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Transit Checks"/><title type='text'>Double Frick!</title><summary type="text">The BlackBerry is out until Thursday and that is going to fudge up my attempts to post on my fledgling blog.  Armenian Bettie Page at work insists that the new BlackBerry has to be ordered online and synced in-house and that takes days; the much more reasonable alternative of just walking down the street to the T-Mobile store and waiving my warranty to get a new BB (from its stock of nearly 1,000</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/2135587996895815913/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/02/double-frick.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/2135587996895815913'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/2135587996895815913'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/02/double-frick.html' title='Double Frick!'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijlM0NXYdSdlTIM1DgOU6ECMJfhbcOoU6INhPDevYZ2V-tvWlMCy4xooIR42QbJnQHnRcvoIusrbdixhKXeNZdJHS34-VocuXTO-HOUffKKX6E_Lxw4wjWVft2q3Z78D8o14B8ewr4c5o/s72-c/bettie+page.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-4633336337364527442</id><published>2010-02-08T06:40:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-08T06:49:24.769-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Frick!</title><summary type="text">My BlackBerry died last night and that is going to constitute problems since that little device - paired with my iPod - is an essential component of my commute.  It&#39;s already fouled me up as a major interview that was supposed to go off in Cairo at 6 AM this morning EST fell apart and I could not intervene.  All the hustle to get online and try to communicate with my Cairo folks via prehistoric </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/4633336337364527442/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/02/frick.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/4633336337364527442'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/4633336337364527442'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/02/frick.html' title='Frick!'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEV9M6WYCokJ2uivGzXK_JuN15K7O_JFxlTShOl5V25ygrjRms-Shsjcy4oVyLfn6G5VVcotXfoy4DqUXJkJhjuNZD2yMzkTT_GLD-wEIS9NmJmyA-H9eP9A8dk0iqK80QiX1y1LGPDOI/s72-c/dead+blackberry.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-9143798352651101609</id><published>2010-02-07T13:27:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-07T17:39:49.320-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="delays"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="NJ Transit"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="punctuality"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="snow"/><title type='text'>Day Off</title><summary type="text">Nothing doing today, but I am gearing up to get an early train tomorrow.  I remember our last significant snowstorm (more than a couple of inches, but not exactly a catastrophic event) prompted delays even days after the snow... I know I managed to clear my car and my driveway and make it down Route One to catch the train on time--how is it that that same snow was enough to interrupt a bloody </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/9143798352651101609/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/02/day-off.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/9143798352651101609'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/9143798352651101609'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/02/day-off.html' title='Day Off'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDXvgej4VwL4h1eqSXjSUsf07EPanLzpkmXQng8eerPTS-Nyi7Z99yOeDb9XCdc_gOe9DBfqEaV6LJjTuT4wwPQS1Lqoz5wXtwXzpB-Qyz0w27vjCzERHgtxa4pZpD9lQ61ZA0sJoUVlQ/s72-c/Snowstorm+0210.jpeg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184116255775848519.post-4068439117415066367</id><published>2010-02-07T12:12:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-07T16:44:15.605-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="commute"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Jersey Avenue"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="New Brunswick Parking Authority"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="NJ Transit"/><title type='text'>Welcome to Commuted Sentence</title><summary type="text">Thanks for joining me on my daily commute. Commuted Sentence is my homage to NJ Transit&#39;s Northeast Corridor line, and often, to the New Brunswick Parking Authority and its Jersey Avenue park and ride facility. I&#39;ll be posting commentary and observations on the people, scenery, and overheard conversations that make the commute the best or worst part of my day. You can also look forward to regular</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/feeds/4068439117415066367/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/02/welcome-to-commuted-sentence.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/4068439117415066367'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/184116255775848519/posts/default/4068439117415066367'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://morgancommutedsentence.blogspot.com/2010/02/welcome-to-commuted-sentence.html' title='Welcome to Commuted Sentence'/><author><name>Morgan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00889894314572605896</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HH4LbXEwrFE/S28UiMTwruI/AAAAAAAAABI/uZkDBHgPxlY/S220/Mad+Men+Morgan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNGovuLgYCDM55zfqx_lJnqYqoZrmLPLYPdRvXZp_M8ZbgxL5KGXg089DOYWhk32I7tAcncrJp4Qa5KRLjQqW-xFcV8thogNn4XIfOiUupDmyqEDJ3yaAPV5dNz8oFqVbdkXz4YDt45NU/s72-c/Jersey+Avenue.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>