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Dork De Jour 44

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:18:30 PDT

Dork De Jour 44: This is the 44th one!

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NEWS:

Dude, when MOTLEY CRUE thinks Paris Hilton should be in jail?
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=31967

Lets see… MICHAEL LOHAN seems like the sane one sane in that family… wonder why shes a drunk.

No wonder he couldn’t make it work with Maris or Daphne!
http://www.usmagazine.com/david_hyde_pierce

A dude got on a plane with TB…. And his FIL worked at the CDC…weird
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070601/ap_on_re_us/tuberculosis_infection;_ylt=Ag05nGsoDVVE3E14.Slcgdqs0NUE

MUSIC:

What if NiN did the Hillary Clinton Theme song…
http://crowdctrl.com/2007/05/23/hillary-to-select-capital-g-as-campaign-theme

Speaking of music: MAKE JOE REVIEW IT IS BACK!!!

MAROON FIVE BABY

MOVIES:

Spidey made a bajillion in a black suit, but the idea…cost about 200 bucks.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/05212007/news/nationalnews/spidey_steals_my_tights_nationalnews_reed_tucker

YAYAYA PIRATES made a giant pile of money….but less than spidey, so it’s a failure?

Wow…. So we see joker, and…. Hes really really gross!
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32723

First transformers, now MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE…where’s the CARE BEARS?
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117965714.html?categoryid=13&cs=1&nid=2564

Then again… BARBARELLA is confirmed!
http://www.filmwad.com/barbarella-snags-robert-rodriguez-2497-p.html

TV:

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT LOST!

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT HEROES!

HOLY FUCKIN MEH….AI

HOLY SHIT! IT’S A SCHRUTE BUCK!

I've seen 2 of the new pilots of next year’s shows…

BIONIC WOMAN
LIFE!

STUPID..>EWWW of the week!

In Sveeden, ve go on de game shows to vin a kidney!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6699847.stm

Dork De Jour 43: And now we're back

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Sun, 20 May 2007 17:30:55 PDT

A Long Time Ago We Used to be Friends…

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Paris Hilton-need we say more?

http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_5900304

Jerry Falwell dies and Fred Phelps is gonna protest? Damn that is like something out of the Old testament

http://www.godhatesamerica.com/

Got Herpes? Well that may be a good thing?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18705326/

TV

We are putting this first because it is Finale O’Rama

Finales! Lost, The Office, etc and so on.

Poor Pam!
http://blogs.usatoday.com/popcandy/

Has American Idol Fallen ?
http://www.tvweek.com/news.cms?newsId=12067

The Soprano’s HOLY SHIT!

Meeting of the minds: Why do all the shows we like get cancelled?

Movies

Punisher2 Mix em up
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32673

Is that the FUCKING Highlander?

In 300 words or less- Why Derek didn’t like Spiderman.

Which movie is least likely to blow?
Pirates?
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32686

Transformers?
Harry Potter?
Hairpsray?

Music Joe Likes

Stupid arrogant weirod of the week! Marilyn Manson

Just.fucking,ewww:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14FxS5x8oFw

Your 19 year old girlfriend looks like your ex wife

Dork De Jour 42: DAYTIMES

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:39:52 PDT

Dork De Jour 42

NEWS

Tolkien's son finishes JRR's last book about hobbits and wizards, but do they screw?
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1611448,00.html

Nike releases the MCFLY SHOES FROM BTTF 2!!!

http://www.sneakerhunt.com/nike-air-mcfly-to-be-released/

NEW NINE INCH NAILS
http://www.flickr.com/photos/7879970@N06/463078490/

MOVIES

Galactus will be a big F'ing cloud in FF2, and it will SUCK
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32330

Frank Darabont says INDY 4 a big dissapointment.....
http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/04/17/frank-darabont-says-indiana-jones-4-was-a-tremendous-disappointment/

Larry Kasdan to remake CLASH OF THE TITANS? Who will wear the way too short bedsheet in this version?
http://www.aintitcool.com/?q=node/32309

Kate Beckinsale IS BARBARELLA??
http://www.ifitsmovies.com/2007/04/17/kate-beckinsale-is-barbarella/

Grindhouse doesnt make a bajillion dollars, entertainment press smells blood in water!!
http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSN0319844520070408?feedType=RSS

TV

LOST IS JUST F'IN AWESOME!!
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32331

Voting for the worst only works for so long... So...So Long Sanjaya!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/19/AR2007041900004.html?hpid=entnews

DRIVE is pretty good.... plus, Captain Tightpants is a badass!
http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/articles/content/a12994/

STUPID..... OF THE WEEK

The Media

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18220228/

Dork De Jour 41: better late than never

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:22:53 PDT

Dork De Jour 41

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NEWS:

GIRLS GONE WILD founder and complete sleazebag Joe Francis goes to jail!
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/business/la-fi-francis6apr06,1,7028851.story?coll=la-headlines-business-enter

George Clooney is given free lemonade, tips 20 bucks!
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=3010073&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

Keith Richards snorted his dad’s ashes, then Disney boots him from POTC3 publicity.
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/04/05/keith-richards-annoys-disney-wont-be-promoting-pirates3-much/

Aaron Sorkin to write broadway story for Flaming Lips Musical:
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20015535,00.html

Kevin Costner sues because some manager didn’t promote his shitty band:
http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/ah4767.shtml

MOVIES:

Torture movie CAPTIVITY loses its rating over nasty ass billboards
http://removetherating.blogspot.com/

QT is once again saying that he will be doing INGLORIOUS BASTARDS next:
http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/03/27/inglorious-bastards-up-next-for-quentin-tarantino/

Comics Grant Morrison to pen movie based on crappy video game.
http://www.filmwad.com/grant-morrison-to-pen-area-51--2089-p.html

TV:

LEWIS BLACK!!! PATTON OSWALT!!! SOME OTHER DUDES!!!
NEW PILOT!! WHOOOOOO!
http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/04/04/lewis-blacks-new-pilot-taping-in-los-angeles-tomorrow-afternoon/

SANJAYA keeps on truckin, despite the fact that he’s suckin!
http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=53e82582-40d9-4a0f-91ed-27bcbe952ef7

So wait… Bob Dylan is a Cylon?
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32045
Stuff happened on LOST!
http://lost.cubit.net/viewArticle.php?id=222373

SUPERCOOL SONG OF THE WEEK!
Alanis Morrisette rules!!! We love her lumpless lady lumps:
http://www.tmz.com/2007/04/03/alanis-loves-her-lumps/

Dork De Jour 40

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 21:33:50 PDT

Dork De Jour 40
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NEWS:

It’s the most wonderful time of the sporting year!!! NCAA MARCH MADNESS!

NEWS FLASH: PRO WRESTLERS DO STEROIDS!
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/more/03/19/wrestlers/index.html
Anne Coulter finally says something TOO rude??
http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/06/fox-news-channel-ann-coulters-fine-by-us/
Captain America – Dead
Stephen Colbert willed his Shield
http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/newsitem.cgi?id=9926
Carol Burnett sues Family Guy for Parodying her..
Uhhh…. Isn’t she famous for parody?
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyid=2007-03-17T010507Z_01_N16246040_RTRUKOC_0_US-BURNETT.xml&WTmodLoc=NewsArt-R1-MostViewed-1

MOVIES:
Is Emma Watson quitting Harry Potter???
http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/ - article:9627
Jake Gyllenhaal as Captain Marvel of Shazam??
http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?category=7&id=40551
You didn’t think 300 would get past us?
Will Frank Miller direct the sequel to 300? Will it be 301?
http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/03/17/frank-miller-prepping-300-sequel/
Speaking of dudes in speedos, BOND22 will not be a remake of a previous film!
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/03/18/looks-like-bond-22-will-indeed-be-direct-sequel-to-casino-roy/
TV:
Lets talk about shows that just don’t feel the same this year!

Battlestar Galactica killed off the only interesting character!

LOST is really good, why is no one talking?
Is it because of HEROES ripping off WATCHMEN?
http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=thud&id=8969
ROME is almost over, but Titus Pullo has a new HBO Pilot…ZOMBIES!
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31779
ANTONELLA is off AI, is the most interesting thing this year moving to porn?
http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/08/antonella-barba-the-xxx-bidding-war/

NOT SO STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK!
Lindsay Lohan runs over a paparazzi with her car in NYC! YAY LINDSAY!
http://defamer.com/hollywood/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-vs-the-paparazzi-new-york-shutterbug-hood-ornament-edition-244163.php

Dork De Jour 39: Post Oscar Spectacular!

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:59:24 PST

Dork De Jour 39: Post Oscar Spectacular!

NEWS:
Not goonna do a Stupid Girl of the week, just because one stupid girl has jumped out, and really is dominating EVERYTHING stupid girly, we are gonna try it this way for a while, until Britney goes the hell away and we can get some joy back in stupidness.

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/Entertainment/Britney_Spears;_ylt=Ai8XGQ6_DPLVJTM1d3kf.q5xFb8C

OSCAR ROUNDUP:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070226/ap_on_en_mo/oscars_list_9

ANOTHER STUPID BALD PERSON: TIM HARDAWAY
http://www.miamiherald.com/414/story/13964.html

MOVIES
JJ ABRAMS IS CONFIRMED TO DIRECT STAR TREK
Who would YOU cast as the leads?
http://www.firstshowing.net/2007/02/24/jj-abrams-directing-star-trek-xi/

ZODIAC opens, FINCHER FINCHER FINCHER!
But….its long!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070228/ap_en_mo/film_are_movies_too_long;_ylt=Ao0b0wBR62Hci6Al7knAoFdxFb8C

300 OPENING MARCH 9
OOOH, an excuse to talk 300!
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809262865/info

SIN CITY 2 starts filming!
http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=2729&src=book

TV
KATHERINE HEIGL TO LEAVE GREY’S?
Could KNOCKED UP have anything to do with this?
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20013627,00.html

JJ ABRAMS and JOSS WHEDON DIRECT THE OFFICE
And also, a picture of Jenna Fisher in tasteful lingeree'

HEROES WAS FRIGGIN AWESOME THIS WEEK!
http://www.fangasm.com/01television/heroes-recap-company-man.php

Is this the new Britney?

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 13:39:05 PST

Duh duh duh duhh...snap snap...duh duh duh duuh...snap snap

Dork De Jour 38: Trainwrecks R Us!

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 20:44:07 PST

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The Bears lost, Andy Reid is on vacation and football is over.

NEWS:
Anna Nicole Smith is dead, and the whole world is watching a non stop train wreck!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070212/ap_en_tv/anna_nicole_smith_bahamas;_ylt=Au3ThDsIhdcTZ_8nkwhpZupxFb8C

The Dixie Chicks win a bunch of Grammies!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070212/music_nm/grammys_dc;_ylt=AnP4hSYcPJE1q9H..oimkqtxFb8C

MOVIES:

HOLY CRAP! George Lucas thinks EMPIRE is the worst SW film?
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/10/george-lucas-empire-strikes-back-was-the-worst-star-wars-film/

You can download ALL the oscar movies free! (Illegally)
http://valleywag.com/tech/piracy/download-all-the-oscar-contenders-235855.php

The story of the astronaut turned stalker optioned by producers…
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=2863716&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

TELEVISION:

A new reality show. Starring the MUPPETS???
http://www.muppetcentral.com/news/2007/011307.shtml

LOST was new!! And it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!
http://losteastereggs.blogspot.com/2007/02/only-fools-are-enslaved-by-time-and.html

STUPID ……OF THE WEEK
The Hooha Monologues?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6347649.stm

Dork De Jour 37: DA BEARS

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:24:53 PST

Dork De Jour 37

DA BEARS ARE IN THE SUPAHBOWLLLLLLL!!!

NEWS:

But Britney isn’t!
http://www.nydailynews.com/01-16-2007/news/story/489076p-411883c.html

Silver Surfer showed his crotch too!
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31303

MOVIES:

Jenna Jameson wants Scarlett Johannsen to play her in a movie
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7006140476

Sam Raimi to make web slinging, boomstick carrying hobbits?
http://www.sliceofscifi.com/2007/01/29/raimi-taking-the-reigns-of-the-hobbit/

Dakota Fanning on rape scene in new movie “Its called acting”
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/24/sundance.fanning.ap/index.html

OSCAR NOMINATIONS ARE OUT
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31338

MAKE JOE REVIEW IT: THE SHINS

TV:

Lost planning the end, won’t go out like X-Files
http://www.tvweek.com/news.cms?newsId=11372

Is American Idol too mean?
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=26997

STUPID MARE OF THE WEEK
Everyone involved with Barbaro.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html

Episode 36: quickly drunkly

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 21:18:23 PST

Dork De Jour 36: Back in the groove baby.

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Pimp interview Derek and Steve the Aussie did with Uwe Boll:
http://www.virtualchainsaw.libsyn.com/

Miracleman’s best of 2006 list (its at the top of the DDJ Gmail)

NEWS

David Beckham to play a real American game, Soccer:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/soccer/01/11/beckham.mls/index.html?cnn=yes

Apple shows off new iphone, and I WANT IT!! Lets see if we can beg til Steve Jobs gives us phones:
http://www.apple.com/iphone/

Van Halen, REM and others to join Rock and Roll hall of fame:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070108/ap_on_en_mu/rock_hall_inductees_2

MOVIES

The infighting over LOTR, the Hobbit and money keeps on, Peter Jackson now banned from New Line:
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31211

James Cameron AND M Night to each make films called Avatar?
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31185
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31186

TV

O’ Reilly and Colbert to meet… and the world didn’t explode!
http://apnews.myway.com//article/20070109/D8MHUAU80.html

24 season 6 leaked!
http://torrentfreak.com/24-season-6-leaked-on-bittorrent/

is BSG gonna kill off Starbuck???
http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/entertainment_tv/2007/01/something_profo.html

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:

Donald Trump, Rosie, Barbara, et al… But especially the Donald!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070111/ap_en_ce/people_madonna

DORK DE JOUR AND VIRTUAL CHAINSAW TALK TO UWE BOLL!!!

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:05:38 PST

That's right kool kats and kiddos, Steve (the aussie from our E3 coverage) and I sit down for both halves of a two part interview with reviled director Uwe Boll. Laugh, cry and...well, not really cry, just laugh as we talk to the fascinating man who gave us such crap video game movies as BLOODRAYNE, ALONE IN THE DARK and HOUSE OF THE DEAD.

Listen close, because he is gonna spill all on what may be the MOST hated video game movie ever, POSTAL.
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Episode 35: Best of 2006

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:24:50 PST

Ya know, sometimes it's OK to go off the rails. So this episode is dedicated to the good, the bad, and the ugly that was 2006.
Come with us as we laugh, cry, hurl, and scream about the year that was.
Enjoy the trainwreck!

Dork De Jour 34: BNAT!!!!

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:08:39 PST

BNAT!!!

We all went to the annual BUTT-NUMB-A-THON, aka BNAT!

CHIRPY!
BLACK SNAKE MOAN! DREAMGIRLS ! ONCE APON A GIRL! INHERIT THE WIND! ROCKY BALBOA! FOOTAGE FROM the film FANBOYS! KNOCKED UP! ZWARTBOEK (Blackbook) THE INFORMER! RAW FORCE! SMOKIN' ACES! 300!

Dork De Jour 33: Turkey in our belly

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 13:25:54 PST

DDJ 33: The age when Chris Farley, John Belushi and Jesus died

NEWS;
Director Robert Altman dies: What is your favorite Altman film?

OJ’s book and tv show detailing “If I Did It” canned:

Gossip: Britney, Britney Britney:
First she’s smart, she dumps the Federline!Then, rumored sex tape, just doesn’t exist!
Then…. It all falls apart.She’s hanging out with Paris Hilton
She also seems to show her bits n pieces a whole heck of a lot!

Pammy and Kid Rock… divorcing!

MAKE JOE REVIEW ETHEL MERMAN DOES DISCO

MOVIES:
Peter Jackson drops off THE HOBBIT:

Hold the phone Bilbo! Maybe he will do it

WB to produce a DTV V FOR VENDETTA SEQUEL

TV:
FOX NEWS to start a “Daily Show for Conservatives”

Battlestar moving to Sundays?

Show Roundup… as we head into the “Fall finales” season

STUPID GIRLS OF THE WEEK
Michael Richards, aka “KKKramer”…evidently loves dropping N bombs

Dork De Jour 32: BIRFDAY!!!

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 11:53:04 PST

DDJ 32- Shit Megan Wants to Talk About

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News

NO Axl...you have to be drunk to BUY these tickets you Botoxed asshole:

ROAD TRIP! –Man finds opiates in his Taco Bell

Italian men RULE! Armani putting size 14s on the catwalk!

Food of Shame...Did I make this up?

Proof!

FEDERLINE O-rama!!
ERASE THE TAPE PEOPLE!

MAKE JOE REVIEW IT! LET THE FEDERLINING Begin!!

Movies

What does Independent Mean?

Heres a though-Don’t be a BIGOT in front of a camera!!

Megan Rambles about movies and Joe and Derek Interject

TV

Who was hotter on Lost? Captain TightPants or Sawyer?

Celebrity Supernatural Project : Gary Busey! Ghosts! JEREMIAH TROTTER!

BSG

Megan Rambles about TV and Joe and Derek Interject

Stupid Girl of the Week

Megan...and she will tell you why!

Dork De Jour 31: Rant o Rama

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:22:48 PST

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NEWS:
*Is this proof that Linsday Lohan is on METH?

*Neil Patrick Harris comes out! What other celebrities do we think should just get it over with?

We all saw BORAT!!! Reviews, thoughts
*FOX doesn’t think all us hillbillies in middle America can “get” BORAT

*On the other hand, Universal thinks the followup to Borat is worth a boatload of money:

MOVIES:
*HALO gets scuttled!

*Spider Man 3 news/rumor: BRUUUUUUCE!

*28 WEEKS LATER raw footage:

TV:
*ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT creator gets new show!

*Bob Barker is gonna quit THE PRICE IS RIGHT!

*HEROES, LOST, BSG, ETC…..
*LOST theory that lets Derek say big words:

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK
*Marcia Cross of desperate housewives…You had a bunch of nudie pics of yourself, cool, but how fucking retarded are you to THROW THEM IN THE TRASH…hello! STUPID!

Dork De Jour 30:CALL * 206-339-4753 * THE DORKLINE

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:02:37 PST

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NEWS

Only because I understand

His...SECOND Wife?!

Movies!
Derek was at AFF! What did he see?!

Break out the turnips!! ITS FRAGGLE ROCK!

This is reprehensible

Now we speculate about Harvey Dent!

HOLLA WEIRD AL!

TV

BSG, LOST, SO on and So forth!

STUPID BITCH OF THE WEEK:

RUSH LIMBAUGH!!!!

Dork De Jour 29- Off the Rails on this Crazy Train

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:29:55 PDT

The Show!

Sorry guys, we really should have show notes. However, we were pretty much like teenagers when our parents went away.

So enjoy the trainwreck!!

Dork De Jour :28 -Reference War!!

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 17:56:27 PDT

Dork De Jour 28

A night of 1,000 references, and they are all obscure!

NEWS:

Scarlett Johannsen says: “I’m not promiscuous” Derek cancels trip to LA and cries:
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-10-09-scarlett-allure_x.htm?csp=34

Legendary NYC punk bar CBGB closing after 33 years:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061009/ap_en_ot/cbgb_s_shutdown

Bears are 5-0 and we are under full Super Bowl Shuffle Alert!
Hit 'em low! Hit 'em high! Watch our Eagles Fly!...The need to spell TO's last name PWNED!

MOVIES:

Megan and Joe geek out over the DEPAHHTED. Name your dream Scorcese!

EVAN ALMIGHTY may be the most expensive comedy ever:
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/universal/evan-almighty-the-most-expensive-comedy-story-ever-told-206378.php

SERENITY 2 is not out of the question. Ok...Joss is just fucking with us now.
http://whedonesque.com/comments/11513 - 144407

CASINO ROYALE-James Bond is a Ford man?
http://www.showbizdata.com/contacts/picknews.cfm/42481/JAMES_BOND_TO_DRIVE_A_FORD?http://www.showbizdata.com/contacts/picknews.cfm/42481/JAMES_BOND_TO_DRIVE_A_FORD?

TV:

HEROES sued by garbage disposal company:
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/heroes/heroes_sued_for_accuracy.aspx

SMITH bites the dust:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20061009/en_tv_eo/20183;_ylt=Avmibx.z6IRVwBT8FIb4TYlpMhkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--

Will NBC be promoting BSG to main network?
http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/10/10/will-battlestar-galactica-make-a-jump-to-nbc/

Or is the peacock going to work the RUNWAY?

LOST action figures, but no shirtless Sawyer? (or any Sawyer)
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30344

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:

Snore-nna Miller: evidently she hates Pittsburgh, is it really that bad there?
http://perezhilton.com/topics/sienna_miller/sluttyienna_fucks_up_again_20061011.php

Episode 27: CLOONEY TO FOLEY...WHAT A RIDE!

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 14:00:25 PDT

Dork De Jour 27: Clooney to Foley…what a ride!

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News:
George Clooney reveals master plan to stop Paparazzi: Date Leo DiCaprio

“Jackbutt 2” opens in Iowa!

When bitches collide: Shanna Moakler-DeLaHoya-Barker punches Paris Hilton in the face

Jean Paul Gaultier responds to the size 0 model controversy by using size 20’s

new celebrity sex tape: Screech from SAVED BY THE BELL: EWWW!

MAKE JOE REVIEW IT:
This week: EVANESCENSE’s THE OPEN DOOR

AMAZON LINK:

FOOTBALL:

Did TO try to kill him self? Will it matter when he returns to Philly this Sunday?

MOVIES:

Whedon confirms what we all figured, no SERENITY 2.

Downey Jr, to play IRON MAN!

Theyre really remaking REVENGE OF THE NERDS?

and CHIPS? No way!

TV:
LOST Debuted… WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE

JERICHO is getting Better, RUNWAY is ending, and…

Im gonna give HEROES a couple weeks because of the writer:

Stupid girl of the week:

Cmon, you thought we were gonna let Foley get off without a comment?

Episode 26: New stuff, old stuff, and the society punched.

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 13:56:23 PDT

Dork De Jour Episode 26 - New stuff, old stuff, and the society punched.

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Sarah called the dorkline, but it suffered from cellphone cut out….don’t worry, we will get back with her soon. Maybe sooner than you think!

We have some new features, among which, when we review a CD, DVD or video game prominently, the shownotes will have an amazon link, which actually, eventually could PAY for us to get stuff to review!!!

NEWS:

Willie Nelson arrested for having weed and mushrooms when his tour bus was pulled over in Beaux Bridge Louisiana. Um…dude. Did anyone notice that it was WILLIE FUCKING NELSON?

K-Fed not including Popo Zao on his new album! WAAAAH!

London model turned boutique owner claims a certain (unnamed in the article) Hollywood stylist is actually a meth dealer. Could this be why one particular stylists group of clients all suddenly weighed 10 lbs?

MUSIC VEGAS HATES:
THIS WEEK:
FERGIE- THE DUTCHESS Amazon link - The Dutchess

Book Review:
World War Z by Max Brooks
Amazon Link - World War Z
MOVIES:
Jackass #2 is actually #1, and steevo pissed on the red carpet at the premiere.

Our Austin friends see APOCALYPTO, and Mel Gibson mouths off:

TV:

NFL CRAP WE CARE ABOUT:
Bears slide past Minnesota at home, next up, Seattle, without Shaun Alexander.
Is it the Madden Curse?
Amazon Link Madden
Philly DT scores a touchdown! You will believe a fat man can run.

Chris Simms plays half a game with a ruptured spleen, but Joe still hates him.
Saints win in a return to the Superdome.

Zach Braff is planning an ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT comeback…on SCRUBS?

RUNWAY CONTROVERSY???

LOST NEWS: Sawyer, Charlie and Jack told to stop frolicking nude, because Megan Might see and therefore be happy.

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:

Brandon Davis finally gets his! WOOO EEE! Kevin Connolly, we are gonna watch ENTOURAGE a million times! YOU ROCK! THANK YOU!

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Episode 25: WIIIIIIIIIIII

Episode 26: New stuff, old stuff, and the society punched.

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 13:52:58 PDT

Episode 25: WIIIIIIIIIIII

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:24:18 PDT

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NEWS
LEFT BEHIND: THE GAME

Dog the Bounty Hunter arrested for kidnapping… Are Mullets legal in Mexican prisons?

Madrid’s biggest fashion show bans too skinny models

This Christmas, we all go WIIIIII
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/285027_nintendo14.html

MOVIES
BORAT causes international incident with Khazakstan. Wait, Khazakstan is a real place

is MGM really gonna make THE HOBBIT?

Peter Jackson to film THE LOVELY BONES in Megan’s old stomping grounds?

Movie about the assassination of http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117949855?categoryid=1043&cs=1 causes a stir in Toronto

TV
So, Nip/Tuck is 2 weeks in, Survivor and the Wire Started, Big Brother and Rock Star Ended…what do we think?

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK
Whitney, while finally making a move that WASN’T stupid, we just can not, in good consience pass this up. What the FUCK took so long, you stupid crackhead?

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 17:56:53 PDT

Dork De Jour 24: Fall Preview and goodbye to Irwin. Call the Dorkline at 206-339-4753

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NEWS

Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin passes away, while doing his job.

Captain Kirk is afraid of boldly going into Space!

Speaking of Hairpieces, Suri Cruise was revealed in Vanity fair, is it just me, or does she look a LOT like Chris Klein?

MOVIES

Peter Jackson announces new project "Dambusters" while historians ponder whether he is going to be historically accurate with the racist name of the hero's dog.

Aintitcool.com has pictures from Quentin Tarantino's DEATH PROOF portion of GRINDHOUSE, and it's being shot at our post geek christmas get together spot!!!

Latest Wonder Woman Rumor: Katharine McPhee is the latest celebrity chick rumored to be strapping on the golden lasso.

TV

Battlestar Galactica webisodes have frackin finally started, every tuesday and thursday! We are gonna get the tale of THE RESISTANCE, four minutes at a time! about felgercarbing time!

Fall TV Preview!

TV Roundup! What was on beisides Rock Star... oh, a new Dane Cook special, and it...was mildly amusing, I guess!

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK

This is WAAAAY too easy kids. Paris Hilton was arrested for a DUI... come on Paris, youre SUPPOSED to make this a little difficult! Oh wait... according to our favorite celebrity blogger, PEREZ Hilton (no relation) she wasnt wasted, and the cops only detained her for 15 minutes, mostly beause of the amout of paparazzi outside.

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Episode 23: Back From Vacation - Listener Comment Line 206-339-4753

DorkDeJour@gmail.com (Derek F. Mahr and Megan McDonald) — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:55:53 PDT

Dork De Jour 23: Back from a few weeks off!

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While we were gone, lots of stuff happened, but… ONE THING outclasses them all

SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE!!!

NEWS:

I SEE DRUNK PEOPLE!
Former child actor Haley Joel Osment was charged last week with an OWI, Drunk Underage, and possession of weed after crashing his car into a mailbox.

A Colorado man spent 30 grand to have lunch with Jessica Beil.

MOVIES:
Tom Cruise dumped…by paramount. Sumner Redstone makes a personal slap in the face to the Mission Impossible star, in his statement.

Zooey Deschanel is cast in a Janis Joplin biopic:

TV:
Emmys happened, do we care. The best shows never get nominated. Battlestar, Rome, Deadwood, Lost, won zero awards. What shows are we looking forward to starting?

Survivor will split the tribes into 4 different ethnic groups, white, black, asian, Hispanic. Is this an interesting social experiment as the show says, or a bad thing? General Motors has pulled its sponsorship of the show, are they being sissies and bitching because the producers have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking?

TV roundup. Rockstar, Runway, Deadwood finale, Entourage Finale, ..etc

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:
Nicole Ritchie: its SOOOOO hard being a skinny chick!

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