tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149455802011-12-17T22:10:29.716-03:00Bumper Stickers &amp; Cool Remarks - HumorKlip7noreply@blogger.comBlogger65125blogspot/DDNDchttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-31934590114655155222011-12-17T22:06:00.000-03:002011-12-17T22:06:14.998-03:002011-12-17T22:06:14.998-03:00<span style="color: white;">.</span> <br /> <table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" style="width: 468px;"> <tbody> <tr> <td height="15"><script type="text/javascript"> <!-- google_ad_client = "pub-2198258712032778"; /* 468x15, creado 22/04/10 */ google_ad_slot = "2739811203"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; //--> </script> <script src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type="text/javascript"> </script></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <span style="color: white;">.</span><br /> <b>Bumper Stickers &amp; Cool Remarks 17-12-11</b><br /> <br /> <ul> <li>If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments</li> </ul> <br /> <ul> <li>Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them</li> </ul> <br /> <ul> <li>When you go into court you're putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough get out of jury duty</li> </ul> <br /> <ul> <li>Earth is the insane asylum for the universe</li> </ul> <br /> <ul> <li>If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything</li> </ul> <br /> &nbsp;<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-3193459011465515522?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4dfozR_l9BUjRnsp116-WRWyvWo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4dfozR_l9BUjRnsp116-WRWyvWo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4dfozR_l9BUjRnsp116-WRWyvWo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4dfozR_l9BUjRnsp116-WRWyvWo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/uP5qfLgpLv8" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2011/12/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks-17-12-11.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-49348914282418881962011-11-02T10:46:00.003-03:002011-11-02T10:47:00.043-03:002011-11-02T10:47:00.043-03:00<br /> <b>Bumper Stickers &amp; Cool Remarks 02-11-11</b><br /><br /> <ul> <li>Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.</li> </ul> <br /> <ul> <li>Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.</li> </ul> <br /> <ul> <li>Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. </li> </ul> <br /> <ul> <li>It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.</li> </ul> <br /> <ul> <li>I am in shape. Round is a shape.</li> </ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-4934891428241888196?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JK0JWJMIU7JFFUoygCGnMu2upIo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JK0JWJMIU7JFFUoygCGnMu2upIo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JK0JWJMIU7JFFUoygCGnMu2upIo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JK0JWJMIU7JFFUoygCGnMu2upIo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/ZJQkr97wgck" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2011/11/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks-02-11-11.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-36205146356883152852011-09-25T17:54:00.003-03:002011-09-25T17:54:40.428-03:002011-09-25T17:54:40.428-03:00<br /> <b>Bumper Stickers &amp; Cool Remarks 25-09-11</b><br /><br /> <ul> <li>Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive.</li> </ul> <br /> <ul> <li>Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just leave me the hell alone.</li> </ul> <br /> <ul> <li>My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse He Couldn't Do Better and I Couldn't Do Worse.</li> </ul> <br /> <ul> <li>The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. </li> </ul> <br /> <ul> <li>Work is for people who don't know how to fish.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</li> </ul> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.herbal-7.net/2010/08/27/formula-3-cell-activator-herbalife-united-states/"><i>USA: Cell Activator® Herbalife</i></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> &nbsp;</div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-3620514635688315285?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cM7OizPSn5LTSSK0D2NKMQinT0o/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cM7OizPSn5LTSSK0D2NKMQinT0o/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cM7OizPSn5LTSSK0D2NKMQinT0o/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cM7OizPSn5LTSSK0D2NKMQinT0o/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/eAzCPpwX-FM" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2011/09/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks-25-09-11.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-75981251764294389402011-08-25T12:50:00.000-03:002011-08-25T12:50:01.789-03:002011-08-25T12:50:01.789-03:00<div style="color: white;">.</div><b>Bumper Stickers &amp; Cool Remarks 25-08-11</b><br /> <br /> <ul><li>The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.</li> </ul><span style="color: white;">.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-7598125176429438940?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BT2eIAl-u9WX2VBHdGzuqN5zJps/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BT2eIAl-u9WX2VBHdGzuqN5zJps/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BT2eIAl-u9WX2VBHdGzuqN5zJps/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BT2eIAl-u9WX2VBHdGzuqN5zJps/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/VKq2uNEyGO8" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2011/08/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks-25-08-11.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-6087303611812568062011-07-25T08:58:00.001-04:002011-08-25T12:50:29.210-03:002011-08-25T12:50:29.210-03:00<span style="color: white;">.</span><br /> <table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" style="width: 468px;"><tbody> <tr> <td height="15"><script type="text/javascript"> <!-- google_ad_client = "pub-2198258712032778"; /* 468x15, creado 22/04/10 */ google_ad_slot = "2739811203"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; //--> </script><br /> <script src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type="text/javascript"> </script></td> </tr> </tbody></table><span style="color: white;">.</span><br /> <ul><li>Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and and taste good with ketchup.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>God must love stupid people; He made so many.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>Laziness pays off now.</li> </ul><br /> <span style="color: white;">.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-608730361181256806?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cGog24qxTD2ghBMFDxt7SUwpOtM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cGog24qxTD2ghBMFDxt7SUwpOtM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cGog24qxTD2ghBMFDxt7SUwpOtM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cGog24qxTD2ghBMFDxt7SUwpOtM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/jVv0xAc4FKA" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2011/07/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-79707661111640078452011-06-09T23:39:00.000-04:002011-06-09T23:39:10.634-04:002011-06-09T23:39:10.634-04:00<span style="color: white;">.</span> <br /> <ul><li>I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>It has been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>Concsciousness: That annoying time between naps. </li> </ul><span style="color: white;">.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-7970766111164007845?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OdAlEnmHVpV9bsvmkOc_8pJPHUg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OdAlEnmHVpV9bsvmkOc_8pJPHUg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OdAlEnmHVpV9bsvmkOc_8pJPHUg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OdAlEnmHVpV9bsvmkOc_8pJPHUg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/bNAPHBIUTVo" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2011/06/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks-09-06-11.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-55059900435161732562011-04-12T13:32:00.001-03:002011-04-12T13:32:00.128-03:002011-04-12T13:32:00.128-03:00<span style="color: white;">.</span> <br /> <ul><li>Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to live normal lives.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>The eyes are the 2nd to go... I forget the first...</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.</li> </ul><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.recipes7.info/archivo/2007_12_01_archive.html"><span style="font-style: italic;"> Free Recipes</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-5505990043516173256?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2RZGhMomzjP3wSm3sNC2QP8OQr8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2RZGhMomzjP3wSm3sNC2QP8OQr8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2RZGhMomzjP3wSm3sNC2QP8OQr8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2RZGhMomzjP3wSm3sNC2QP8OQr8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/hKImsJM3xI0" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2008/04/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks-28-04-08.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-80547456580171452662011-04-07T13:30:00.000-03:002011-04-07T13:30:59.964-03:002011-04-07T13:30:59.964-03:00<div style="color: white;">.</div><br /> <ul><li>I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was to go out with out putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.</li> </ul><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.proverbs7.info/"><i>Proverbs</i></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-8054745658017145266?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2bN1g4W25QfdE52h9rt_IgC2ycE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2bN1g4W25QfdE52h9rt_IgC2ycE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2bN1g4W25QfdE52h9rt_IgC2ycE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2bN1g4W25QfdE52h9rt_IgC2ycE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/gMkKVzhejuk" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2011/04/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks-07-04-11.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-68642378541371015802011-03-07T11:26:00.000-03:002011-03-07T11:26:00.178-03:002011-03-07T11:26:00.178-03:00<div style="color: white;">.</div><b>Bumper Stickers &amp; Cool Remarks 07-03-11</b><br /> <span style="color: white;">.</span><br /> <ul><li>Warning I have an attitude and I know how to use it.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>Annapolis- A drinking town with a sailing problem.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap. </li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.</li> </ul><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/blogspot/PUACQ">Graphic Humor </a></span><br /> <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: white;">.</span><br /> </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-6864237854137101580?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tHe5iO7XX4-bS42rn-IEe2NJ_e4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tHe5iO7XX4-bS42rn-IEe2NJ_e4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tHe5iO7XX4-bS42rn-IEe2NJ_e4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tHe5iO7XX4-bS42rn-IEe2NJ_e4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/I1F9KLtbekc" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2008/04/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks-24-04-08.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-17391716910446279832011-03-01T11:24:00.000-03:002011-03-01T11:24:51.322-03:002011-03-01T11:24:51.322-03:00<span style="color: white;">.</span> <br /> <b>Bumper Stickers &amp; Cool Remarks 01-03-11</b><br /> <br /> <ul><li>My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>Remember My Name - You'll Be Screaming It Later.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>Inventor of keyboard is a very passionate guy as he put U and I together</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.</li> </ul><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://jokes-7.blogspot.com/"><i>Crazy Jokes</i></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: white;">.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-1739171691044627983?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/L_qGozF0xPA9UUGKKfSNfo3gTWc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/L_qGozF0xPA9UUGKKfSNfo3gTWc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/L_qGozF0xPA9UUGKKfSNfo3gTWc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/L_qGozF0xPA9UUGKKfSNfo3gTWc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/6O2mIpKI0NI" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2011/03/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks-01-03-11.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-22827553159520414012011-01-29T23:19:00.002-03:002011-01-29T23:19:00.664-03:002011-01-29T23:19:00.664-03:00<div style="color: white;">.</div><ul><li>I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>The hand that turneth the knob opens the door.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?</li> </ul><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.blogg.tips7.info/"><i>Tips &amp; Tricks</i></a> </div><span style="color: white;">.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-2282755315952041401?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-xmg8x0KuucCPX-blBZUBnSKr54/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-xmg8x0KuucCPX-blBZUBnSKr54/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-xmg8x0KuucCPX-blBZUBnSKr54/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-xmg8x0KuucCPX-blBZUBnSKr54/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/vwruluUjQek" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2011/01/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks-29-01-11.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-64998353088017343602011-01-06T12:26:00.000-03:002011-01-06T12:26:06.676-03:002011-01-06T12:26:06.676-03:00.<br /> <ul><li>Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>He who refuses to listen is lying</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.</li> </ul><br /> <ul><li>I had amnesia once -- or twice.</li> </ul><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.humor77.info/"><i>Graphic Humor</i></a>&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: white;">.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-6499835308801734360?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/V1WHsOFU21MMXEDXPL35p--q-Zw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/V1WHsOFU21MMXEDXPL35p--q-Zw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/V1WHsOFU21MMXEDXPL35p--q-Zw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/V1WHsOFU21MMXEDXPL35p--q-Zw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/HCKitQmb_-o" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2011/01/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks-06-01-11.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-25806097388677381572010-10-25T15:27:00.001-03:002010-10-25T15:29:31.276-03:002010-10-25T15:29:31.276-03:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span><br /><ul><li>Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots</li></ul><br /><ul><li>A day without sunshine is like, well, night.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>The eyes are the 2nd to go... I forget the first...</li></ul><br /><ul><li>Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.</li></ul><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/recipes7/tEgD"><span style="font-style: italic;">Recipes</span></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-2580609738867738157?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qgnv4B6hNcoURx1oJV7sxShz2rk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qgnv4B6hNcoURx1oJV7sxShz2rk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qgnv4B6hNcoURx1oJV7sxShz2rk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qgnv4B6hNcoURx1oJV7sxShz2rk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/lRqTo_J9fGw" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2010/10/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks-25-10-10.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-59367401085129694452010-08-26T16:59:00.000-04:002010-08-26T17:03:06.430-04:002010-08-26T17:03:06.430-04:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span><br /><ul><li>Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering </li></ul><br /><ul><li>Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the butt.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>The trouble with life is there's no background music.</li></ul><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-5936740108512969445?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sInF2XUh3VVx7YMClvROUYF5uQ0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sInF2XUh3VVx7YMClvROUYF5uQ0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sInF2XUh3VVx7YMClvROUYF5uQ0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sInF2XUh3VVx7YMClvROUYF5uQ0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/_v4Iyl6wl6c" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2010/08/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks-26-08-10.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-50447566667330187102010-05-27T01:54:00.001-04:002010-05-27T01:56:37.783-04:002010-05-27T01:56:37.783-04:00<ul><li>Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. 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Back in five minutes.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down</li></ul><br /><ul><li>If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>A closed mouth gathers no foot.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.</li></ul><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.recipes7.info/"><span style="font-style: italic;">Free Recipes</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-5707316235292423659?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Y-d9W-JsalxTRuYWMyf57QXXRw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Y-d9W-JsalxTRuYWMyf57QXXRw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Y-d9W-JsalxTRuYWMyf57QXXRw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Y-d9W-JsalxTRuYWMyf57QXXRw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/_mcjnMvt8pc" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2010/01/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks-20-01-10.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-35162724179203174192009-12-13T04:24:00.001-03:002009-12-13T04:26:20.637-03:002009-12-13T04:26:20.637-03:00<ul><li>As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak</li></ul><br /><ul><li>Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.</li></ul><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.matetic.cl/"><span style="font-style: italic;">Bed &amp; breakfast Santiago - Chile</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-3516272417920317419?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/o2iAo8h--uoAqHJ19gKJ-o2eIa4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/o2iAo8h--uoAqHJ19gKJ-o2eIa4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/o2iAo8h--uoAqHJ19gKJ-o2eIa4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/o2iAo8h--uoAqHJ19gKJ-o2eIa4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/_1jZsOnsOPQ" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2009/12/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks-13-12-09.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-47433154747738849682009-10-16T10:04:00.002-03:002009-10-16T10:08:20.097-03:002009-10-16T10:08:20.097-03:00<ul><li>Our toaster works on either AC or DC, but not on bread. It has two settings: too soon and too late.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves</li></ul><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.firmas7.com/"><span style="font-style: italic;">Animated Signatures - Animated Names</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-4743315474773884968?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vb4NUkBtwvGylhXfvmaZyOUiu1o/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vb4NUkBtwvGylhXfvmaZyOUiu1o/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vb4NUkBtwvGylhXfvmaZyOUiu1o/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vb4NUkBtwvGylhXfvmaZyOUiu1o/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/GN6DnqDzMhE" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2009/10/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks-16-10-09.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-77456270182998659252009-09-05T21:28:00.000-04:002009-09-05T21:32:40.156-04:002009-09-05T21:32:40.156-04:00<ul><li>The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>Marriage is the only war in which one sleeps with the enemy.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking out colors.</li></ul><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.usa.herbal7.com/herbalife-products/core-herbalife/cell-activator.html?dsext=herbal7&amp;pid=593661&amp;cid=1155172486111&amp;LocaleSelect=en_US&amp;_requestid=2961707"><span style="font-style: italic;"> Cell Activator ®</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-7745627018299865925?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gGBwNlaQwDHDk4swMqXVrqPyfaI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gGBwNlaQwDHDk4swMqXVrqPyfaI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gGBwNlaQwDHDk4swMqXVrqPyfaI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gGBwNlaQwDHDk4swMqXVrqPyfaI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/Sj-osVz5e94" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2009/09/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks-05-09-09.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-84566359880091909402009-07-18T17:33:00.001-04:002009-07-18T17:34:49.502-04:002009-07-18T17:34:49.502-04:00<ul><li>Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school/work.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.</li></ul><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.trivia7.info/"><span style="font-style: italic;"> Trivia and Amazing Facts</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14945580-8456635988009190940?l=bumper-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kUUEdepRe4GrDjK2kfNrpT-ZWzY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kUUEdepRe4GrDjK2kfNrpT-ZWzY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kUUEdepRe4GrDjK2kfNrpT-ZWzY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kUUEdepRe4GrDjK2kfNrpT-ZWzY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DDNDc/~4/dQ53pnIpvnQ" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://bumper-7.blogspot.com/2009/07/bumper-stickers-cool-remarks-18-07-09.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14945580.post-52306856306049512262009-05-26T19:22:00.001-04:002009-05-26T19:27:31.414-04:002009-05-26T19:27:31.414-04:00<ul><li>If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before</li></ul><br /><ul><li>Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>Everyone has a photographic memory. 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All viruses functioning normally.</li></ul><br /><ul><li>If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! 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