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  Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks  Honk if you love peace and quiet The more you complain, the longer God makes you live Warning I have an attitude and I know how to use it If the shoe fits, get another one just like it Annapolis- A drinking town with a sailing problem  

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  Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks  It works better if you plug it in We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse My weight is perfect for my height - which varies Remember My Name - You'll Be Screaming It Later Inventor of keyboard is a very passionate guy as he put U and I together  

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  Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks  I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else The hand that turneth the knob opens the door Do you work for

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks Life is short, make fun of it If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get He who refuses to listen is lying  

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse He Couldn’t Do Better and I Couldn’t Do Worse Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots A day without sunshine is like, well, night My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines  

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks   Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak Those

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks   Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends, if they are OK, you're it. There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year Our toaster works on either AC or DC, but not on bread. It has two settings: too soon and too late Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks   Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Despite the cost of living have you noticed how it remains so popular? Out of my mind... Back in five minutes Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything   

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks   How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, some one would be stupid enough to try to pass them Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away and you have their shoes Don't worry, it only seems kinky

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it Gravity should not be responsible when people fall in love A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks   The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school/work I don't have a solution but I admire the problem The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks   You may have a heart of gold - but so does a hard-boiled egg. Where there's a will...I want to be on itDon't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going  

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks    If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks    Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle  &

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Cool Remarks    Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? Never test the depth of the water with both feet Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. My kid beat up your honor student. Don't make me get out my flying monkeys! It is as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks   I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary. It's all fun and games, 'till someone loses an eye! Then it's a *SPORT* If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks    I admit that my wife is outspoken, but by whom? Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving If at first you don't succeed ... well, so much for sky diving The speed of time is one-second per second If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone  

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   Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks    The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed; What More Do You Want? Virus check complete. All viruses functioning normally If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.  All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!!! It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live. Keep working! Millions on welfare are depending on you! I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality  

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Cool Remarks  Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused The more people I meet, the more I like my dog Seriousness is when stupidity gratuates college... I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours? Is it possible to be totally partial?

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks Join M.A.D. - Mothers Against Dyslexia Consciousness: That annoying time between naps Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good The trouble with work is-it's so daily Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear

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Cool Remarks  Properly trained.......man can be dogs best friend You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure The only place I want to go is south of the border Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down  

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Cool Remarks  Smith & Wesson - The original point and click interface Never test the depth of the water with both feet Kids in the dark might cause an accident, but an accident in the dark is sure to cause kids I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem My reality check bounced  

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