The Dialog Blog

3rd @ Howard

2010-06-25T14:42:00.000-07:00

"Michael, where do you live again? The city?"
"Well, yes. I live in the city. Foster City."

10th @ Folsom

2010-06-25T09:40:00.000-07:00

"It's the Halloween women you gots to watch out for. They give you the trick and the treat."

1 Market

2010-06-16T17:43:00.000-07:00

"How do you like Kaiser?"
"I haven't used them yet. I just hated using Aetna. I need to get a check up."
"Check up? You'll do anything to get your balls touched."
"You don't have to make an appointment in this town to get your balls touched."

Washington Square Park

2010-06-15T13:03:00.000-07:00

"Since they've removed part of my colon, I tell my wife I'm not as full of shit as I used to be."

Columbus Ave.

2010-06-15T12:59:00.001-07:00

"World Cup! World Cup!"
"Hey, who's playing?"
"Anheuser Busch, man. World Cup! World Cup!"

Washington Square Park

2010-06-15T12:56:00.000-07:00

"Huh? No, I'm out walking the gals. Yeah, all three of them. They keep getting tangled up in the leashes, but Stella just took a big ol' poop so mission accomplished."

1 Market

2010-06-08T17:00:00.000-07:00

"What's your dog's name?"
"Kiro."
"Huh, what does that mean?"
"I don't know. It's what the place where we got him called him. Some people say it's Japanese or a mountain in Norway. But if you go to Yahoo! Answers it says something like, 'It's just a name: deal with it.'"

9th @ Clement

2010-06-07T12:57:00.000-07:00

"Now that my dad's retired, his two favorite things are getting the mail and going to Costco."

1 Market

2010-06-07T12:54:00.000-07:00

"I don't know why there's so much concern over feminine hygiene. My girlfriends and I could tell you that testicles are the worst smelling things in the universe."

SFMOMA

2009-08-16T19:49:00.000-07:00

"Wow, what is that?"
"Cardamom mouse frozen into bed of sweet spices."
"Oh. My. God. That looks like the best dessert in the universe. We've got to get that. How much is it?"
"Ten bucks."
"Fuck. That."

4th @ Townsend

2009-08-16T19:47:00.000-07:00

"Man, he drank all my Smirnoff and pissed on my couch."
"That ain't friends."

The Ferry Building

2009-08-07T15:20:00.001-07:00

"Summer TV sucks."

One Market Street

2009-08-07T13:36:00.000-07:00

"You see that Clinton hugged Gore when he came back with those Korean chicks?"
"No, really? Did Gore give a return hug?"
"Kind of. Maybe half a return rug."
"Not a full return hug?"
"Dude, he lost him the election."

Civic Center

2009-08-07T13:35:00.000-07:00

"We still talk and stuff. We just don't, like, talk."

Bed, Bath, and Beyond - 9th Street

2009-08-03T09:31:00.000-07:00

"Sir, did someone jack your cart?"
"Excuse me?"
"Someone steal your cart?"
"No, I just prefer to carry things."
"Excellent."

Bed, Bath, and Beyond - 9th Street

2009-08-03T09:30:00.000-07:00

"You finding everything alright?"
"Yeah, thanks."
"Good times, man."

The Embarcadero

2009-06-25T14:04:00.001-07:00

"This weekend's gay pride, you know. You're going to see a lot of crazy. I recommend you leave town unless you want a piece of the pie."

The Embarcadero

2009-06-23T14:08:00.000-07:00

"Mexico City is like the worst parts of New York combined with the worst parts of Los Angeles. It's pretty cool."

Market @ Jones

2009-06-19T16:33:00.000-07:00

"Hey, what are you guys doing?"
"Nothin', officer. There's no drugs here."

One Market, Elevator

2009-06-19T16:31:00.000-07:00

"What'd you do today at school?"
"Nothing."
"Oh, come on. I'm sure you did something. What'd you eat for lunch?"
"Something."
"Yeah, was it good?"
"No."

Civic Center

2009-06-12T10:15:00.000-07:00

"Excuse me. Is this where the F train runs?"
"Yeah. Up there. Goes up Market to where all the faggots goes."

One Market

2009-06-11T19:26:00.001-07:00

"You hear about that bird attacking people on Front Street?"
"Huh? No."
"Yeah, some blackbird. There's even a blog about it. I walked by Schroeder's Pub and some talons scratched the top of my head. Look here."
"Wow, yeah."
"There's like twenty people that drink at the bar across the street and watch the attacks. It's pretty cool."

One Market

2009-06-08T12:21:00.000-07:00

"It's not the erection that makes the man, it's the woman that makes the erection."
"Or the guy."
"Uh, right, or the guy."

One Market, Elevator

2009-05-29T17:11:00.000-07:00

"Everyone in the office is getting called in for jury duty."
"Unbelievable."
"They should just hold the trial here."
"The trial is already here..."
"Tell me about it."
"You know, I here they use PG&E bills to put people on juries."
"How do they do that?"
"I don't know, I just heard about it."

California @ Market

2009-05-27T09:03:00.000-07:00

"That comp class is hella hard, dude. Mrs. Gomez, is like, uh, a bitch."
"Spelling sucks."
"I, like, get the As and Os all messed up and shit. It hella sucks."
"I'm not going no more. Fuck comp."
"Yeah, dude. Fuck it."