The Dialog Blog

SFMOMA

2009-08-16T19:49:00.000-07:00

"Wow, what is that?"
"Cardamom mouse frozen into bed of sweet spices."
"Oh. My. God. That looks like the best dessert in the universe. We've got to get that. How much is it?"
"Ten bucks."
"Fuck. That."

4th @ Townsend

2009-08-16T19:47:00.000-07:00

"Man, he drank all my Smirnoff and pissed on my couch."
"That ain't friends."

The Ferry Building

2009-08-07T15:20:00.001-07:00

"Summer TV sucks."

One Market Street

2009-08-07T13:36:00.000-07:00

"You see that Clinton hugged Gore when he came back with those Korean chicks?"
"No, really? Did Gore give a return hug?"
"Kind of. Maybe half a return rug."
"Not a full return hug?"
"Dude, he lost him the election."

Civic Center

2009-08-07T13:35:00.000-07:00

"We still talk and stuff. We just don't, like, talk."

Bed, Bath, and Beyond - 9th Street

2009-08-03T09:31:00.000-07:00

"Sir, did someone jack your cart?"
"Excuse me?"
"Someone steal your cart?"
"No, I just prefer to carry things."
"Excellent."

Bed, Bath, and Beyond - 9th Street

2009-08-03T09:30:00.000-07:00

"You finding everything alright?"
"Yeah, thanks."
"Good times, man."

The Embarcadero

2009-06-25T14:04:00.001-07:00

"This weekend's gay pride, you know. You're going to see a lot of crazy. I recommend you leave town unless you want a piece of the pie."

The Embarcadero

2009-06-23T14:08:00.000-07:00

"Mexico City is like the worst parts of New York combined with the worst parts of Los Angeles. It's pretty cool."

Market @ Jones

2009-06-19T16:33:00.000-07:00

"Hey, what are you guys doing?"
"Nothin', officer. There's no drugs here."

One Market, Elevator

2009-06-19T16:31:00.000-07:00

"What'd you do today at school?"
"Nothing."
"Oh, come on. I'm sure you did something. What'd you eat for lunch?"
"Something."
"Yeah, was it good?"
"No."

Civic Center

2009-06-12T10:15:00.000-07:00

"Excuse me. Is this where the F train runs?"
"Yeah. Up there. Goes up Market to where all the faggots goes."

One Market

2009-06-11T19:26:00.001-07:00

"You hear about that bird attacking people on Front Street?"
"Huh? No."
"Yeah, some blackbird. There's even a blog about it. I walked by Schroeder's Pub and some talons scratched the top of my head. Look here."
"Wow, yeah."
"There's like twenty people that drink at the bar across the street and watch the attacks. It's pretty cool."

One Market

2009-06-08T12:21:00.000-07:00

"It's not the erection that makes the man, it's the woman that makes the erection."
"Or the guy."
"Uh, right, or the guy."

One Market, Elevator

2009-05-29T17:11:00.000-07:00

"Everyone in the office is getting called in for jury duty."
"Unbelievable."
"They should just hold the trial here."
"The trial is already here..."
"Tell me about it."
"You know, I here they use PG&E bills to put people on juries."
"How do they do that?"
"I don't know, I just heard about it."

California @ Market

2009-05-27T09:03:00.000-07:00

"That comp class is hella hard, dude. Mrs. Gomez, is like, uh, a bitch."
"Spelling sucks."
"I, like, get the As and Os all messed up and shit. It hella sucks."
"I'm not going no more. Fuck comp."
"Yeah, dude. Fuck it."

Dolores Park

2009-05-25T09:11:00.000-07:00

"What'd you got going on tonight?"
"Drinks, of course. Followed by the Tranny Shack."

on BART

2009-05-15T09:16:00.001-07:00

"Asshole cops always bustin' me. Can't a girl just party?"

One Market

2009-05-14T14:10:00.000-07:00

"You say my name?"
"No, I said goddamnit."

One Market Street

2009-05-14T09:51:00.000-07:00

"The Bible says the children, y'all! Momma used to say the children! The wrath of God is going to come down on children!"

One Market

2009-05-14T09:50:00.000-07:00

"Hey, how was your date on Sunday?"
"She was fat."
"Oh."
"Typically, if they send you a picture with only their face, they're fat."

One Market

2009-05-11T12:37:00.000-07:00

"You think they'll let me wear sandals here? My feet need to air out."
"Sure, I see women with sandals."
"You know, at some places it's illegal to wear sandals."

Market @ Octavia

2009-05-11T08:21:00.000-07:00

"I smoked non-addictive marijuana daily for over twenty years."

Civic Center

2009-05-11T08:20:00.000-07:00

"Hey, man. Have a good day. Have a good day. Fuck you then, asshole!"

2nd @ Harrison

2009-04-25T12:13:00.000-07:00

"John, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times... Stay away from the pooper."