Mallu Jokes

statue

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Sun, 4 Nov 2012 08:00:00 +0530

Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.
Mallu: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

E-Mail

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Sat, 3 Nov 2012 08:00:00 +0530

How Do You Know If A Mallu Has Been Sending E-Mail ... ?
You See A Bunch Of Envelopes Stuffed Into The Disk Drive ...

Wait Please

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Fri, 2 Nov 2012 08:00:00 +0530

Mallu : May I Come In Sir?
Interviewer : Wait Please...
Mallu : 75 Kg Sir!!!

Spots

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Thu, 1 Nov 2012 08:00:00 +0530

Mallu To His Friend - I Keep Seeing Spots In Front Of My Eyes Friend - Have You Seen Doctor ? Mallu - No , Just Spots ... ;->

umbrella

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Wed, 18 Jul 2012 08:00:00 +0530

Mallu to Mali - Go and Water the garden.... Mali - It's raining outside...... Mallu - Bloody hell don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go

Ring

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 08:00:00 +0530

On a valentine's day mallu's grlfrnd asks him

"Darling, on our engagmnt wil u give me a ring?

Mallu replied:-

Ok,give me ur telephone no: i wil give ring....

lottery ticket

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Mon, 16 Jul 2012 08:00:00 +0530

Mallu wins 20 cr frm Rs.20.00 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Mallu: "Give me 20 cr or else return my Rs.20.00 back.!

speed

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Sun, 15 Jul 2012 08:00:00 +0530

Mallu's wife: "chetta speedil bike odikkathe.Enikku pediyakunnu.

"Mallu:"pediyanenkil enneppole neeyum kannadachirunno...

pala vattom

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 08:00:00 +0530

calicut BTech. Exam pala vattom ezuthi thotta Mallu thante pen
universityikku ayachu koduthu kood oru kurippum!

"aayudham vechu keezhadangiyirikkunnu"

Oops

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 08:00:00 +0530

Mallu: “During my operation,
Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much.”
Nurse : “What word was that?”
Mallu : “Oops!”

Thunk

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 08:00:00 +0530

A friend asks Mallu how was ur exam? Mallu: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think. Friend: What did u wrote? Mallu: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk'

DEAF

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 08:00:00 +0530

Sardar wrote the result of his reserch, "If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF"..

Time Pass

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Tue, 10 Jul 2012 08:00:00 +0530

Mallu thante peru engine save cheythu ennariyaan Girl Friend'inte mobile leku ring cheythu.

Appol kandu..

"TIME PASS NO.8 Calling"

Office

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Mon, 9 Jul 2012 08:00:00 +0530

Mallu bharya joli cheyunna officilethiyapol aval managerude madiyilirikunnathanu kandathu.udaneMallu :vadi... Ini ivide oru nimisham polum joli cheyenda!

Manager:kshamikanam ikaryam paranju natikaruthu.

Mallu:parayum njanellavarodum parayum!office aanu polum! jolikark irikan oru kasera polum kodukilla!

Mother tounge

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Sun, 8 Jul 2012 08:00:00 +0530

Mallu was filling application form. in form it was asked about mother tounge.
son asked dad wat shld i write here? dad says write VERY LONG.

Sun

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Sat, 7 Jul 2012 08:00:00 +0530

Mallu: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Mallu2: But I've never been able to see the numbers...

interview

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Fri, 6 Jul 2012 08:00:00 +0530

in an interview, interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Mallu: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
Mallu: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..

pizza

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Thu, 5 Jul 2012 08:00:00 +0530

Mallu orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Mallu: 4 piece mathi 8 piece enikku kazikkan pattilla.

Palam venam

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Wed, 4 Jul 2012 08:00:00 +0530

Mallu Gramasabayil: Ivide oru Palam venam.
Member: palamo?
Mallu : Athe
Member: Athinu ivide Puzha illallo
Mallu: Ennal oru Puzhayum Venam!!

Kaveri river

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Tue, 3 Jul 2012 08:00:00 +0530

In KBC Sharukh asks : Kaveri river is in which state?

Mallu replied :

LIQUID state! Audience clapped.

Sharukh stunned,looked behind, & found out

dat

All were Mallu.....

Airtel sim

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Sun, 1 Jul 2012 08:00:00 +0530

A Dog was chasing a Mallu.
He runs but laughing..
A man asked:
why r u laughing?
Sardar replied
"i have put Airtel sim but the Hutch network is following me".

Start Alert

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin A V) — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 17:27:00 +0530

Launch Countdown