Have Fun

Crazy people talk

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 01:01:00 +0200

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

*****************************************

Feel better now

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"

Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."

Top 5 World’s Heaviest People

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 00:42:00 +0200

This is a list of those individuals who weighed over 450 kg (990 lb; 71 st). As we all know obesity is a major problem in today’s society. Fast food restaurants and unhealthy diets make people gain weight as they don’t have time to prepare a healthy meal. Another problem connected to obesity is depression. People feeling depressed like to indulge them by eating their worries away. Therefore, they found comfort in the security of their home and in the food thus becoming obese. That’s exactly what happened to many of the people on our list. We present you some of the heaviest people on the planet.

1. Carol Yager (1960-1994)

Carol was estimated to have weighed more than 1600 lbs (725kg). She has been overweight since her childhood. In 1993, she was measured at 1189 lbs when admitted to Hurley Medical Center. She lost nearly 500 lbs on a 1200-calorie diet, but regained almost all of it and more soon after being discharged as most of her weight was thought to be water. She appeared in Jerry Springer’s show where she was promised to get help but never did. She died a couple of weeks later from kidney failure.

2. Jon Brower Minnoch (1941 – 1983)

He weighed 1400 lbs (635kg) in 1979. At that point it took 13 people to roll him over in bed. This former taxi driver had always been unusually heavy, reaching 400 lbs in 1963, 700 lbs in 1966, and 975 lbs in 1976. Minnoch was the father of two children by his 110-lb wife, Jeannette. He claimed to have been in no way handicapped by his size until a 500-calorie diet sapped his muscle strength and left him at the brink of death. At the time of his death he weighed about 800 lbs. Other details of his physical condition were withheld from the press.

3. Michael Edelman (1964 – 1992)

He weighed some 1200 lbs (544 kg) at his heaviest, even though Guinness listed him at 994 lbs. He had already reached 154 lbs at age seven. Michael left school at ten because he could no longer fit into the desks. After that he spent most of his time in bed. Heliked to start the day with four bowls of cereal, toast, waffles, cake, and a quart of soda, and end it with a whole pizza with the works for a bedtime snack. Mother and son tried every new diet that came along, “but after a few days, they rewarded themselves with a chocolate cake. Then we’d call for a pizza and that would be it.” But Michael was determined to get thin on his own. He appeared in three different tabloids in one week when he publicly vowed to lose enough weight to consummate his relationship with 420-lb Brenda Burdle. However, the couple grew apart when they both gained weight instead of losing it. After the sudden death of Walter Hudson (below), with whom he had formed a long-distance friendship; Michael developed a pathological fear of eating. He rapidly lost several hundred pounds. At about 600 lbs, he literally starved to death.

4. Walter Hudson (1944 – 1991)

Walter was measured at 1197 lbs (542 kg),eEven though the industrial scale broke when weighing him. He was an agoraphobic so he’d spent most of the past 27 years in bed. Hudson Despite his massive size was extraordinarily healthy: his heart, lungs, and kidneys all functioned normally. Astonished doctors noted that his cholesterol and blood-sugar levels “showed the chemistry of a healthy 21-year-old.” Hudson died in his sleep after years of intermittent starvation dieting, a few weeks after announcing wedding plans. His body was found to weigh 1125 lbs, and his massive coffin required twelve pallbearers.

5. Manuel Uribe (born 1965)

Manuel is another person who is suffering from morbid obesity. He said that he was slightly obese when he was growing up but nothing unusual. After he got married in his 20s he started working behind a desk all day long and then jumping into a car to go home thus not doing any physical activity. After reaching a peak weight of around 597 kg (1,320 lb) and having been unable to leave his bed since 2001, Uribe lost approximately 400 lbs (one third of his body weight, about 181.8 kg) with the help of doctors and nutritionists. on October 26, 2008, married his second wife Claudia from his bed. He said: “I am proof you can find love in any circumstances.

Source : do-while.com.

The Most beautiful snakes around the World

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 00:25:00 +0200

Are snakes nice?

yes, they are very awesome and nice

Answer :

Many snakes have a docile demeanor to them, but they are still wild animals and will always be wild animals. I love the snakes that are in my care, but I do not trust them and I understand that they feel no emotion. This is not to say that they do not feel pain as they have nerves I'm sure they do, but as far as loving and recognizing me goes I know that they don't.

Snakes are very interesting animals and if you can stand being bitten a few times get one as a pet. Most bites feel like little pinches and there may be a couple drops of blood but nothing compared to that a of a mangy cat or dog.

20 JPG snakes Pics.

Your Link :

Size: 422 KB

Joy-4all

Funny hidden candid camera videos - Scraped pants

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 00:15:00 +0200

A prisoner with skills

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Mon, 9 Jul 2012 00:28:00 +0200

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time.

After three years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area. Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community.... and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over.

The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself. But he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top which he had promised his wife. So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for him.

But, alas, Andy refused. He told the warden, "Gosh, I'd really like to help you but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place".

*************************************

A test for being drunk

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.

He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

"Well, then we need a urine sample."

"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."

"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm too drunk to do that!"

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Mon, 9 Jul 2012 00:17:00 +0200

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Hidden Camera . Men are men !!

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Sun, 8 Jul 2012 23:59:00 +0200

unique optical illusions

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Sun, 8 Jul 2012 23:54:00 +0200

16 JPG unique optical illusions

An optical illusion is well known as visual illusion. It’s visually professed descriptions that are the variance from purpose actuality in order to get together through the eye. Visual illusion is development in the intelligence to provide an insight that does not compute by means of a corporeal dimension of the incentive basis. There are three most important forms: embroidered visual illusions that generate descriptions that are poles apart from the objects that create them, physiological ones that use the special effects on the eyes and intellect of unnecessary inspiration of a exact category (intensity, tip, shade, progress), and cognitive chimera where the stare at and intelligence create insensible deduction.

**************************************

Your Link :

Size: 714 KB

Joy-4all

Hidden Camera Pranks & Gags Fresh Pee Lemonade

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Sun, 8 Jul 2012 23:37:00 +0200

111-year-old-man

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Thu, 5 Jul 2012 23:48:00 +0200

7 JPG

The Cuban Ignacio Kubilla Banos previously worked in a sugar factory in Havana.
But it was very long, as has already been more than 45 years of his retirement.
What is not surprising, as Ignacio Banos on Thursday celebrated its 111 years.
He has 11 children 40 grandchildren and 25 great-grandchildren.

Your Link :

Size: 269 KB

Joy-4all

Oh dear, went so bad !!

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Thu, 5 Jul 2012 23:32:00 +0200

Funny hidden candid camera - snake under skirt

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Thu, 5 Jul 2012 23:19:00 +0200

Source : DTV

Cool, Insane sculptors.

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Thu, 5 Jul 2012 23:05:00 +0200

21 JPG

Your Link :

Size: 727 KB

Joy-4all

160 Unique Pieces of Furniture

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Mon, 2 Jul 2012 01:01:00 +0200

160 JPG

Unique Pieces of Furniture

Your Link :

Size: 9.2 MB

Joy-4all

You can now eat your own plate

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Mon, 2 Jul 2012 00:53:00 +0200

Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further - eat the plate.

Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur inventor, announced Friday that he had perfected an edible plate made from wheat grain, and that he planned to mass-produce it and other edible crockery including cups, bowls and food containers.

Chen spent six years developing the plate, which he said would retail at about 7 cents each.

Diners who don't want to eat the items - which taste like unsalted popcorn - can boil them for a nutritious meal for animals, he said.

Chen said this can help reduce pollution caused by discarded crockery. The only disadvantage, he said, is his crockery cannot be washed and reused.

***********************************

Purchasing power of burgers

Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big Mac" hamburger sandwiches the two currencies can purchase, said one of Germany's leading institutes.

The Institute of the German Economy (IW) in Cologne noted that the popular sandwich by the McDonald's restaurant chain is increasingly being used by economists around the world as a measure of currencies' relative purchasing power.

The institute said that currency exchange rates are often unreliable as an instrument to measure purchasing power. At the same time, "baskets" of products used to arrive at comparative purchasing power are complicated to compile.

A simple alternative, now that McDonald's has spread to virtually every country on earth, has become to look at what a Big Mac costs, the IW said.

"A particularly hungry American can buy five Big Macs for 11 dollars. If he exchanged the money into Deutsch-marks, his 18 marks in Germany can just barely obtain four Big Macs," the IW said.

Conclusion: based on the Big Mac index, the dollar is undervalued, the institute said.

Americans can get their best Big Mac buy these days in Moscow, where one sandwich costs only about 59 cents.

But Russians must "work nearly two days in order to afford this meaty capitalist achievement - longer than people in any other country", the IW said.

45 Amazing Glass wallpapers

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Mon, 2 Jul 2012 00:42:00 +0200

45 JPG

Amazing Glass wallpapers

Your Link :

Size: 9.0 MB

Joy-4all

How To Annoy People . Part 3

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 11:20:00 +0200

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Feel Depressed, worried ... What should u Do ?

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 10:55:00 +0200

How To Annoy People . Part 2

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 00:45:00 +0200

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. don`t use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

Ice Age 4

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 00:39:00 +0200

How To Annoy People . Part 1

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 21:41:00 +0200

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

Venus Frog Eater

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 21:33:00 +0200

1 GIF

This is a very strange kind of flower which eats this kind of frog called :

Venus Frog

Source :

4GIFs.com

pandas wallpapers

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 21:22:00 +0200

26 JPG

Your Link :

Size: 7.1 MB

Joy-4all

3 Player Chess

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 12:10:00 +0200

Features

Chess game pieces are black, gray, and ivory in color.
Each set of game pieces, consists of 48 pieces comprising 3 teams of 16 pieces each
Pieces are made of solid plastic with felt bottoms
Kings are 2.5 inches (64mm) tall, with a 1-inch (25mm) diameter base
Includes chess board, pieces, and rule sheet.
Product Dimensions: 16.2 x 11.5 x 2.2 inches ; 2 pounds .

Transformer 4gb USB Drive

noreply@blogger.com (Ahmed Salem) — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 12:06:00 +0200

Details

Transformer 4GB USB Flash memory flash drive
High quality true capacity drive.

Description

Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive, it transforms from flash drive to leopard in seconds. See picture for the incredible display. This is a premium drive features true capacity and reliable storage.