That's My Story & I'm Sticking To It

This is why LeBron is so sad

2011-03-09T23:24:00.000-06:00

Reason # 193 Why You Should Watch The News in Spanish

2011-03-04T22:03:00.000-06:00

Best Play by Play Announcer...EVER

2011-03-04T15:18:00.000-06:00

Ladies and Gentleman, I am honored to introduce to you the best play by play announcer EVER! Take some time to listen to Mr. Randy Moller

Paul McCartney vs Elaine Benes: The Dance Off

2011-02-22T23:54:00.004-06:00

So Paul McCartney was spotted at the Gaga show today. Not only was he in attendance, he also did some dancing. What kind of dance skills did he have? Well, the kind you'd expect a man his age would have. You can see the video in the link below.

Sir Paul McCartney: Dangerous on the dance floor. DANGEROUS

After watching that video I was reminded of this classic Seinfeld episode.

So after watching both these video I ask the question: Who wins in a dance off, Sir Paul McCartney or Elaine Benes?

Dumbest Soccer Team Ever.

2011-02-18T15:04:00.000-06:00

Are you kidding me ? How do you mess this up?! I guess trick plays are too difficult for this team. Way to screw up a free kick.

D-Rose just killed the San Antonio Spurs.

2011-02-17T22:23:00.001-06:00

Too Big, Too Strong, Too Fast, Too Good

42 points, 8 assists and 5 rebounds. On National TV. I bet TNT is kicking themselves in the ass for sending Fratello and the crypt keeper to call that game. Seriously?! Dick Stockton?! He's brutal. Made me miss Stacey King and Neil Funk.

Enjoy the Bulls top 10 plays from first half

Glad I did'nt get this note on my car today

2011-02-16T18:58:00.000-06:00

Darcy Wretsky of the Smashing Pumpkins

2011-02-14T19:43:00.000-06:00

Craziness. Checkout these before and after shot of Darcy Wretsky. Darcy was the original bassist for the Smashing Pumpkins. In her Pumpkins days it was no secret she had her issues with meth.

Life with the Pumpkins.

Life after the Pumpkins

This is her mug shot after she was arrested a few days ago for "animals running at large" in Michigan.

I Wish More People Would Forget to Log Out of Their Facebook Page

2011-02-14T19:15:00.000-06:00

Like father, like son. Both idiots. The son is an idiot for keeping his facebook page logged on. I mean seriously, it's 2011. Changing people's status is almost a national past-time. The father is more of an idiot. See for yourself.

Enjoy!

Check Out Eric Church's new single "Homeboy"

2011-02-14T15:31:00.000-06:00

Just heard Eric Church's new single "Homeboy" & it's fricken good. This guy is the real deal. I may be a bit biased since I'm a huge fan, but lets look at a few quick facts. He has 2 critically acclaimed albums under his belt and a third to come later this year. If you go to a live Church show you will see some of the most dedicate fans ever. His fans travel. His fans sing and chant. I've never seen dedication from fans like this ever. Some would say his fans are rabid.

This is Why The Bulls Can Win The East.

2011-02-14T14:59:00.001-06:00

I can not stand Glen "Big Baby" Davis. He's for sure on my list of hated players that includes John Starks, Bill Lambier, Rajon Rondo, Danny Ferry, and many more. Soon I'll blog the full list.

Anyway, it's plays like this that give the Bulls a legit chance in the East.

PS: Not only did Davis miss the dunk he then knocked Bosh on his ass. Win Win!

Cleveland Still Loves Lebron. Monkey See, Monkey Do.

2011-02-12T20:43:00.000-06:00

Yup, looks like many folks in Ohio still wanna be like LeBron.

Monkey see,

Monkey do.

Audio Jobs in Porn

2011-02-11T18:14:00.000-06:00

As they say, this video is NSFW. Not safe around anyone you might be embarrassed to be turned on around. That could get awkward.

With that said, I'm not to sure how I feel about this video. It sorta ruins porn for me. Seeing this woman suck her thumb, making spanking sounds, and moaning totally freaked me out. Sorta reminded me of an old friends grandmother.

It also gives me all sorts of hope. Did you see the producer? The guy in the sound booth seemed like he has the best life ever. So full of zest. Totally digging his job. He must be the porn dubber in the world.

Does porn really need to be dubbed? I doubt those watching porn really care about the accents during an orgasm.

Canada vs Carrie Underwood

2011-02-10T20:57:00.000-06:00

Canadian radio station bans Carrie Underwood because her husband was traded.

I say the real winner is Carrie Underwood. Who wants to go to Canada anyway?

Seriously, look at their cops. How can you take them serious?

Little Big Town "Little White Church" with The Roots

2011-02-10T09:47:00.001-06:00

To see the performance you need to go to the 38th minute!

Would you eat what's in your pants?

2011-02-09T16:35:00.000-06:00

What bothers me most, is that she didn't even bother to check and see if she has enough for the rest of the class. Totally rude.

Thanks to the fine folks at StateStSports.com

Katy Perry Married This?!

2011-02-05T00:22:00.001-06:00

Yup. That's Russell Brand in his High School Days. If he can get Katy Perry to marry him, I have a chance!

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Bollywood is where it's at!

2011-02-01T19:28:00.002-06:00

To quote my buddy Eric,

"Here's a must see movie! Fuck the Terminator he's a bitch"!

Enjoy!

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Hey India, Michael Jackson called, he wants his music video back.

2011-02-01T18:42:00.000-06:00

Only This Can Make 20 Inches of Snow Better!!

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Randy Rogers Band Kicked Some Ass

2011-02-01T01:02:00.000-06:00

As always RRB kicked some ass tonight. This time on Conan! Randy Rogers Band is a must see act. Their live show will not disappoint.

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'Everyone is Doing It. How bout you?

2011-01-30T18:18:00.000-06:00

http://www.everyoneisdoingitvideo.com/?id=06d1f9378369d96b34fd71f6fbcbccd9

Finally! This is why Boozer needs to touch the ball.

2011-01-29T16:22:00.000-06:00

Photo and Caption by: Jeffrey D. Allred, Deseret News

Jazz forward Carlos Boozer likes to get his hands on the ball during breaks in action and every time he takes the floor.

Utah Jazz: Carlos Boozer likes to touch the ball — and other creatures of habit

Published: Sunday, April 25, 2010 12:00 a.m. MDT

By Tim Buckley, Deseret News

SALT LAKE CITY — They're hard habits to break. Not necessarily bad habits, but habits nonetheless — and, for some with the Jazz, borderline obsessions. Like C.J. Miles' pregame pullup.
Like Kyle Korver wanting a short shot or two every time he enters the game between whistles.
And, perhaps most noticeably, like Carlos Boozer touching the ball during most breaks in action and virtually every time he takes the floor.

"I never noticed how much (Boozer) does it," Miles said, "until ... someone asked me, 'Why does he have to touch the ball after every free throw and every dead ball?'

"I was like, 'He doesn't do that.' Then one game I had the ball a couple times ... he was like, 'Yo.'

"That's his thing," Miles added. "Just getting a feel for the ball, I guess."

More like becoming one with the ball.

"It's one of those habits you just get into," Boozer said, "and at the same time it's superstitious."
He's done it as long as he can remember, though perhaps not nearly to the degree he has recently.
Boozer walks onto the floor — after a timeout, say — and immediately goes for the ball.
No rebound is at stake, no points are to be scored. He just needs the ball. Desires the ball. Has to have the dang ball. There really is reasoning, though, behind the madness. "Sometimes you don't get to touch the ball much as a big man," Boozer said, "so you just go touch it to see what it feels like." As if he might have forgotten in the 60 seconds or so since he touched it last.

"He (Boozer) just wants to touch it," Korver said. "He doesn't care if he shoots it." Korver, however, takes things to another level.

He needs to get up at least one shot, and — more importantly — see it drop. Even if the NBA's most-proficient 3-point shooter this past season is banking them in from grade-school distance.
"(Boozer) just wants to feel the basketball," Korver said. "I just like to get my elbows straight, and make one or two."

Korver's habit comes with cause, too — mostly because he comes off the bench rather than starting the game.

"You warm up, you get a lot of shots up, you find your rhythm — then you sit there for however long," he said. "There's just something about touching the ball and seeing it go through the basket."

Miles feels much the same, but for him the ball is his head. His pregame routine once ended with a Deron Williams-fed dunk off the backboard. These days, though, Miles simply does a pullup — with his head popping through the net and ultimately the rim.

"It's kind of like seeing the inside of the basket," he said. "I joked to (a friend), 'I want to see the inside, because the ball's got to go in there.' "

For Boozer, a touch has become a must. Opponents sometimes are jealous, because referees realize what the length of games would be if everyone took a turn.

"One time," Boozer said, "someone — I'm not sure who it was; it might have been Juwan (Howard) — was like, 'How come you get to touch the ball and I don't get to touch the ball?' "

Boozer does it so frequently, though, it's not just teammates who know now to hand over the orb.
Occasionally players from the other team will, perhaps just to move the game along. And some referees seem, well, trained.

"They know," Boozer said. "Most of them just give it to me now — just throw it to me as I'm walking over there.

"They just tell me not to shoot the ball. They hate it when you shoot it."

Korver has come to realize that as well, but he feels a need to get one or two up anyway. "Most refs are pretty cool about it," he said, "but some, if they don't like you, might not give you the ball right away."
If they don't get their way, Jazz players somehow survive. But they will go to great lengths to make sure their habit doesn't hit a hitch.

"If I didn't do it, I don't think it would mess me up that bad," Miles said. "But I guess I'm gonna have to do it every game now that you asked me about it."

Girl, nine, & her father were shot dead by 'anti-immigrant vigilantes'

2011-01-29T11:39:00.000-06:00

What is wrong with people?! The article below really bothers me.

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'Please don't shoot me:' Girl, nine, begged for her life before she and her father were shot dead by 'anti-immigrant vigilantes'

By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 9:38 PM on 26th January 2011

A nine-year-old girl begged for her life before being shot dead along with her father by an anti-immigrant vigilante group, a court heard.

Brisenia Flores was gunned down at point-blank range in her own home in Flores, Arizona, as her terrified mother Gina Gonzalez, who had also been hit, played dead on the floor.

She sobbed as the court was told how she had heard Brisenia's desperate pleas as her killer stood over her.

'I can hear it happening,' Mrs Flores told the court describing how her daughter said: 'Why did you shoot my dad? Why did you shoot my mum?'

'I can hear her telling him to "please don't shoot me."'

The prosecution alleges that the child and her father Raul Flores Jr were murdered in May 30, 2009 by a group of vigilantes set up to tackle Mexican immigrants.

The shootings took place 200 miles from Tucson, the scene of the gun massacre earlier this month in which another nine-year-old girl died.

Shawna Forde, the head of the Minutemen American Defence group, is on trial accused of two charges of first degree murder.

She is allegedly orchestrated the attack on the Flores family with two male accomplices, due to face face court in.March.

Police claim that Forde believed Mr Flores was a drug trafficker and would have cash and goods in the house which they could use to fund their patrols.

She reportedly led the raid and gave instructions to the male accomplices.

Mrs Gonzalez told the court that her husband woke her up just before 1am on May 30 and said that the police were at the door.

The couple went to the front room - where Brisenia had spent the night on the sofa to be near her new dog - and spotted two people outside.

Both were in camouflage. Mrs Gonzalez said one was a heavy-set woman while the other was a man whose face was blackened with greasepaint. He was armed with a rifle and pistol.

The mother-of-one told the court the pair had demanded to be let in, claiming the family were harbouring a fugitive.

They then burst into the house. The man told Mr Flores: 'Don't take this personal, but this bullet has your name on it.'

He then opened fire, hitting Mrs Gonzalez in the shoulder and leg.

Her husband was hit multiple times before the gunman turned to her daughter.

She described hearing the murderer reload his weapon as he ignored Brisenia's pleas for mercy and then open fire.

The gunman and his accomplice left but as Mrs Gonzalez called 911, she heard him returning.

Desperately wounded, she dragged herself through the house to find her husband's gun and exchanged fire with her assailant, who police say is Jason Bush.

He was injured and fled the scene.

Forde was arrested shortly after the shooting. She had Mrs Gonzalez's wedding ring and other jewellery, according to police.

Investigators said that she was originally a member of the anti-immigrant Minuteman Project but left to form a more extreme breakaway group.

Members claim that it is their civil duty to protect the Mexican border with weapons as the authorities are unable to do so.

Forde allegedly funded her by group by robbing the houses of suspected drug dealers. When she reportedly proposed one such raid to two potential accomplices, they phoned the FBI - who did nothing because they believed the suggestion was too ludicrous to be true.

Prosecutor Kellie Johnson said: 'Not only will the state prove to you that Shawna Forde was in that house that night, barking orders and telling people what to do, the state will prove that Shawna Forde organised and planned this offence.'

Forde's lawyer Eric Larsen told the court that she was not at the house and that much of the evidence was circumstantial Forde denies murder. The trial continues. If convicted, she faces the death penalty.

Bryant Gumbel and Katie Couric don't know what the Internet is.

2011-01-28T20:08:00.000-06:00

This is classic. Let's go back to 1994. Back to the days before e-mails and websites. Back when you had to use an encyclopedia for your term papers. Back when the Dewey Decimal System was your best friend.

I'm willing to bet if you're under 20 you never used an encyclopedia and you have never heard of the Dewey Decimal System.

Too Big Too Strong Too Fast Too Good

2011-01-28T15:48:00.000-06:00

Just heard this audio on facebook via my buddy Eric C. Good stuff. Kudos to the Score 670 Chicago. Well done. Originally aired on the Jason Goff show on 1/27/11 produced by Chris T.

Derrick Rose Montage by CosmRoks