Humor and laughs

Uncommon Cough Cure

2013-04-08T15:07:00.002-04:00

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough.

I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Of course, you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"

King Julian

2012-06-05T23:24:00.001-04:00

I love this character!!!

Busy Mom

2012-03-12T17:41:00.000-04:00

Poor mama kitty has got

to be exhausted!

Happy Monday!

2012-03-05T11:08:00.000-05:00

awww . . . poor Monday!

About the Super Bowl . . .

2012-01-30T20:53:00.000-05:00

Where can I buy a super bowl?

Cleaning the toilet is my least

favorite thing to do in this world!

Coolest Dog Ever!

2012-01-29T12:11:00.000-05:00

This dog is so cool :)

The look on his face is precious!

What a sweetie :))))

Shut up already!

2012-01-05T16:32:00.001-05:00

OMG . . . it is my mom in the cartoon . . . and that is me with the chips. The only thing missing is a cigarette in my hand and The Captain standing next to me, smoking a cigarette and enjoying some chips.

Oh, the pointed finger!! LOL . . . me bad girl :) Yes, it is very annoying when you have a favorite habit that someone else thinks you should break. You can always tell them to shut up or be polite and let them point the finger at you while you continue the bad habit. However . . .

What has really been annoying me lately is the food police . . . you know, those people associated with government and some that are not who think they are smarter than the rest of society, therefore, they should determine what we should and should not eat.

It is getting to the point of absurdity when children are taken from their parents because the child is "too fat". The question becomes . . . what is "too fat" . . . the government needs to stay out of "enforcing" and stick to "educating" (although that irritates me too because we collectively know what is healthy and what is not).

Another thing about the food police and government getting in our business . . . it really bothers me that they are attempting to alter the menus at some of our favorite places to pig out. Who let the government into the board rooms of the corporate world? I could not believe when they tried to dictate McDonald's marketing concepts with the free toys with Happy Meals. Stay away from Dairy Queen . . . please!

Sorry . . . sore subject! Personal freedom and free enterprise . . . that's for another blog :)

Keep smiling and enjoying those chips . . . tell them to shut up already!

LOL . . . send her some flowers after telling her to shut up :)

New Year Greetings

2012-01-02T12:14:00.000-05:00

What did you do for New Years Eve?

The joke was on me this year as I developed

a toothache on New Years Eve day which raged on

during the night, stayed with me on New Years Day

and has not completely gone.

Another new year is off and running!

Hope that everyone had an awesome

and festive holiday season :)

Poor Santa . . .

2011-12-21T17:14:00.000-05:00

Timmy will be on Santa's

Naughty List next year!

Maxine on Christmas Shopping

2011-12-18T23:35:00.000-05:00

Happy Thanksgiving!

2011-11-23T05:23:00.000-05:00

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone

from Gina and The Captain!

Don't forget to feed the squirrels :)

Jose Gato

2011-10-12T13:57:00.000-04:00

Mas Tequila please!

Poor Jose Gato is just

having one of those days

I stole this photo from Giorgio Antonelli,

one of my Facebook friends.

The Guilty Dog

2011-10-08T23:27:00.002-04:00

This dog is hilarious!
Denver does bad things and gives himself away in a way I've never seen a dog do.
Dogs are so funny in the way they react after doing something bad. One of my now departed babies, Betsy the beagle, would give herself away before I even encountered what she had done. She'd hang her head down, pull her ears back, her eyes would get real squinty, she'd do a constant blink and let out a very strange little cry. It was difficult to get angry at her after she went through all that suffering with her guilt.
One of my favorite television programs is on Animal Planet . . . it is called Bad Dogs. Of course, it is all about bad dogs! What they do really isn't funny . . . if you are not their owner, but their stories can be very funny. Check it out sometime!

Halloween costumes and role models

2011-09-28T05:55:00.000-04:00

OMG . . . if I were a parent,

this would be a nightmare!

But I'm not a parent . . . so I find this cartoon hilarious :)

I'm sure the older guys will be all too happy to play

bad boy Charlie Sheen for Halloween.

He's become a hero of sorts . . .

nice role model, huh?

It also got me to thinking about

Halloween costumes and role models in general.

Oddly, the first one that I thought of is the

Richard Nixon mask that was the rage all those years ago.

He even has the Pinocchio nose!

Wondering if the Obama mask

will be popular this year . . .

trick or treat?

Being the dog lover that I am, my favorite

Halloween costumes are for the dogs . . .

He's too cute!!

How Obama Ruined my Vacation

2011-09-23T05:16:00.000-04:00

I recently went on a Vacation across the United States and met some awesome people. Of course I took photos to remember the trip by.

In this first picture I ran into Johnny Depp. I convinced my new buddy to dress in his Jack Sparrow outfit for a picture by the Golden Gate bridge.

What the hell?? Ok...well it is a picture of the president.

So then I went to the Grand Canyon...it is so majestic and awe inspiring...so I snapped a photo.

What the hell is this guy's problem.

Anyway, I then went to the Great Northern Plains to take some photos of the natives. Very tough people. It took me hours to get them to agree to pose for a group photo.

What a schmuck!!

There is a train that runs through some very cool tunnels in the Rocky Mountains outside Durango, Colorado. Once per week a steam powered train passes through the tunnels. It takes three days to hike to the perfect spot.

This idiot is everywhere except where he should be.

Embarrassment in Chief

2011-09-22T21:27:00.001-04:00

I'm tired and extremely embarrassed

of all the present politicians!

Not really humorous, but I love

the caption on the first picture.

What is sad . . . there isn't one

politician running who really

speaks for me.

The joke is the person in office now.

Just my thoughts . . .

The Big Finger

2011-09-21T19:30:00.000-04:00

Nobama Doggie

2011-08-12T00:28:00.000-04:00

Who said dogs aren't intelligent?

What I really love about this dog are the precious expressions on his face!

The awesome killer dog!

2011-07-22T18:12:00.002-04:00

Paco has been all over the news . . . he's a hero! No doubt everyone has already heard about him, but I wanted to make him a part of my blog. He is so special!!

With all the depressing news out there, it is so nice to hear a story about a fearless little hero who thankfully came through the ordeal unharmed.

He has the sweetest little face . . . what an awesome dog :)

Useful Dog Tricks

2011-06-25T17:09:00.000-04:00

Jesse is the coolest dog ever!

Check out the video . . . it is amazing what

you can train a dog to do.

Jesse is too cute :) I want him!

Dancing Dog

2011-06-24T18:19:00.001-04:00

What a cutie!

This dog was my choice for the winner in Animal Planet's

"America's Cutest Dog" . . . the dog has rhythm!!

Click on the photo to go to the awesome performance!

While you are there, check out the rest of the contenders.

They are all winners!!

If you haven't seen this show and love dogs, it is a must see

on the Animal Planet Channel.

Love is . . .

2011-02-14T18:15:00.001-05:00

Happy Valentine's Day!

Cupid's arrow

2011-02-10T08:35:00.000-05:00

Happy New Year!

2011-01-02T13:34:00.002-05:00

Everyone has a job to do

2010-12-21T08:03:00.001-05:00

Reminds me of my dad

after he had one too many . . .

I stole this from my blogging buddy Laurie at
Grandma Sez So

Check out her blog!