This Isn't Bourgeois!

Dear Blogger:

2012-02-25T09:06:00.001-05:00

Dear Blogger:
I'm leaving you for Tumblr! Why?? Because you suck and Tumblr is hot, fresh and creative! I have more control over my Tumblr page than I do this blog! And you're association with Google is becoming to much! And your association with Google Chrome is the worse! That Google Chrome would crash at least twice per week, and today was the last straw for me! So goodbye, good riddance, i wish you well. But it's over

~Jeff

DROPOUT starring NO BRA!

2012-01-28T11:03:00.002-05:00

I missed it the night that Hussle Club was there, but I cannot miss NO BRA performing. The only thing that's going to keep me from going is an earthquake!

TAGG Launch Shopping Party

2012-01-25T18:27:00.003-05:00

So I keep hearing about this store in town called TAGG that's supposed to be really cute and really, really gay! I think I might go to the sale tomorrow, just for the booze. And if I happen to find a cute pair of jeans, even better!

Blitz Club Berlin present BLITZ X

2012-01-25T12:20:00.000-05:00

BLITZ X
February 2012

Art Direction, Design, Photography: Andrew Murabito @ We Art You
www.facebok.com/weartyou

Styling/Make Up: Yeorg Kronnagel

Model: Petrol Simson

Ann Demeulemeester FW2012, Menswear

2012-01-25T10:06:00.001-05:00

You don't really see this guy out that often. Maybe at one of the cool party that goes on Sunday through Tuesday. That's because he's busy running the really cool, ultra private, underground, electro goth club in the basement of that restaurant in Chinatown. The club is so good in fact, he's been able to take it to on the road to different like minded clubs over seas and the States and do mashed pop-ups! That explains his dark, eclectic, ethnic, approachable gothic looks. So if you ever see him out, buy him a drink

Diplo - BLOW YOUR HEAD

2012-01-24T17:21:00.001-05:00

Ok, I have to admit; I am not a big of today's radio! I've never ever listened to any station on Sirius/XM, and I've only listened to Pandora when I was on a photo shoot and they had it on. Ok, I did have Pandora on my old iPhone, but I rarely listened to it either. But now I know that Diplo be on the internet radio, I think I just might give it a go!! I'm sure you've heard this mix already, but in case you haven't; check it out below.

Diplo - Sirius/XM "Blow Your Head" 1-20-12 by diplo

Thom Browne FW2012, Menswear

2012-01-24T08:04:00.000-05:00

You see this guy at all the good fun parties all the time!! He's always done in a full-on head to toe look. That includes makeup and accessories!! This guy knows how to combine genres such as preppy, jock, horror, goth and military into a totally cohesive look that makes sense. So next time you're at the club, be sure to have room on your digi-card and batteries in your camera; this way you can have him his images as part of your 'portfolio' for the Facebook paparazzi!

Lanvin FW2012, Menswear

2012-01-24T07:19:00.003-05:00

This guy promotes some of the best parties in town. He works with some of the coolest clubs, venues, DJ's, gogo dancers and drag hosts in the city. He also loves to throw private parties for his friends and colleagues at his art filled loft in Soho, and once per season during the Spring & Fall; he'll rent a suite at a luxury 4Star hotel like The Pierre and The St. Regis and have a decadent soiree. He's friends with some very elite people, but he's friendly to everyone. "It's all about a good time, no?" he likes to say in his adopted broken French way of speaking. He loves his clothes, he loves to be "pressed and done" but he keeps it modern by wearing fashion sneakers and parkas with his suits. The next time you see him out, be sure to say hi...you might score an invite to one of his hotel parties.

FLAUNT Magazine - Justin Beiber cover

2012-01-24T07:04:00.000-05:00

Not sure if this is a real Flaunt Magazine cover, going to hit the newsstands today to see for myself. But if it is, this has to be the best celebrity cover so far for 2012!

Balmain FW2012, Menswear

2012-01-23T06:59:00.002-05:00

Our boy is growing up!! He's cleaned up the apartment, bought some new furniture and decided to tone down his look. This way he can go to his new job in music an fashion p.r., and still look good for whatever fun comes that evening. Everybody has taken notice of his new look, some even say he's gained a little weight since he stopped with the breakfast drinks. He doesn't mind the mind the comments about the wight so much, his ass still looks good in his jeans.

Marc Jacobs, FW2012, Menswear

2012-01-22T16:13:00.001-05:00

So you've been walking past the skate park to get home from work, and this skater kid keeps flirting with you. So you finally agree to give him your phone number, he asks you out to dinner, you're kinda apprehensive..first he says he'll pay, then he says Standard Grill. So you agree. Aren't you happy when he shows up looking like this! Sharp jackets, coats, suits, shoes and sneakers, plus a kool board! And he's a ginger!! You lucky son-of-a...

Diesel Black Gold FW2012, Menswear

2012-01-22T15:44:00.001-05:00

This dude is a total rock star. He's debauched, decadent and louche. He's down with everything from the Rolling Stones through Major Lazer, being a modern dude he would prefer a Rolling Stones/Major Lazer mash up! He likes his drinks strong, and his sex hard; even though he's a total romantic. Well cut suits, tight leathers, sexy jeans and well made slacks. This plus a full bar, and he's off for the night.

Felix Da Housecat, Jan/2012

2012-01-21T09:03:00.000-05:00

I'm soo loving this mix from Felix! It's a little more house(y) than an electro rave set. But it's fun none the less! My favorite is how he remixed bits of Paris is Burning documentary into his set about 28:00 mins in to it! I don't know which made me gag harder; hearing the ball commentary with all the banjie girl realness, or Pepper Labeija's story over that driving track!! You should take a listen and decide for yourself.

In Thee Mix Jan 2012 by Felix Da Housecat

Givenchy FW 2013, Menswear

2012-01-20T18:21:00.002-05:00

OMG, the Givenchy dude is soo fucking HOT!! You see him in the club from time to time! He's soo fucking sexy with his rakish, swarthy, dark good looks! He's always looking fierce, elegant and well put together. He has a totally ghetto androgynous fashionable style that's his alone. He has no problem wearing a knee length tennis skirt! But he butches it up with layered graphic tshirts, graphic sweats shirts, or a great bomber and windbreaker! Then he tops it off with a wicked coat! So the next time you see him in the club, walk up and say hi! Tell him he's looking good and offer to buy him a drink...you never know what can happen!

Zedd - Slam The Door!!

2012-01-20T17:35:00.000-05:00

I don't know who the fuck they are, but I kinda got a boycrush on them! This track gives me a woody!

3.1 Phillip Lim Menswear, FW 2013

2012-01-19T09:47:00.001-05:00

You know this guy. He's soo fucking cool. A little too cool for school! He's up on EVERYTHING! He's always seen the latest exhibit, movie, nightclub, music, first! He always manages to be up on it first. He tries not to be obnoxious about it, but with his boyish good looks, fiercely trendy sense of fashion, and that hung cock you heard he has...you don't mind it so much!

HARD Haus!

2012-01-18T19:36:00.001-05:00

So last week was a soft opening of Haus! Apparently management at Hiro made a mistake double-booking the ballroom. So Haus was upstairs on the roof, in the cabanas! I decided to stay in, it was 15degrees out, and I didn't think a rooftop party was a good idea. Granted the Cabanas is partially indoors and does have proper heating, but you know there is a motto. "Good health is much better than a good night out!" See you on the 22nd!

Mugler Menswear, FW2012

2012-01-18T19:06:00.002-05:00

What can you say about the Mugler dude...interesting, very interesting! But of course, when you see him at the club...you give him the double air kisses, tell him he looks great, snap a pic and move on!

Versace FW 2012 - Menswear!

2012-01-18T16:19:00.003-05:00

Ok, so we all know the Versace boy is THE International Jet Set Playboy. He's the uptown A Gay that fits in better downtown! If Sex And The City had a gay version, he would be the Samantha!! He smokes cigarettes in places it's not allowed, and when approached by the management about his smoking; he would look at them as if they were speaking in tongues, and ask for an ashtray. And if an ashtray wasn't provided, he would go in his bag and pull out his own! He's been known to get drunk and break a few glasses, destroy a hotel suite with a raucous party, and wake up as the sun rises in some sleazy after hours club. Yea, the Versace BOY is the bad ass party boy, no doubt about it!

Party Rocking with Redfoo and the LFMAO crew!

2012-01-18T10:39:00.000-05:00

I really want to check out Redfoo DJ set with the LMFAO crew! But I'm scared of going to LAVO! But I can't help but imagine myself surrounded by the worst club crowd in the world!! I imagine that the crowd at that club is a mix of MTV's Jersey Shore meets any tourist trap nightclub on the Vegas strip on a Saturday night!!! Yes, the cheesiest of cheese!! Oh well, one day there will be a gay promoter in NY that promotes acts like this!

Roberto Cavalli FW2012 Menswear

2012-01-18T00:01:00.000-05:00

I LOVE the Roberto Cavalli man!! He represents the epitome of nightclub chic! This guy runs the club and throws some wicked parties for his model DJ friends. He doesn't mind getting a table, but he's having more fun circling the room, air kissing the girls (maybe some of the boys,) making everyone feel fabulous and getting everyone drunk!! Getting touched and squeezed because he's wearing a sumptuous leather jacket or velvet sports jacket worth stroking.

Forty Deuce!

2012-01-16T19:03:00.002-05:00

Coming soon, on Mickey Mouse Boulevard!

Gucci FW 2012 - Menswear

2012-01-16T18:07:00.003-05:00

The Gucci guy is always up an ready for a good party. He's willing to travel far and wide on his G5 to find the ultimate, most decadent party! He loves luxurious clothing, fabrics, drinks, smokes, nightclubs, etc. Beware if he has his eye on you, he's very expensive!! He will drain you to your dry, then jump on his private jet off to the bacchanal, and he won't even remember your name!

Room Service - Haute, Hot Service..with a smile!

2012-01-16T17:13:00.001-05:00

Hands down, the hottest gay party on the map at the moment! If you are ever in London town, be sure to pay Jodie Harsh, Munroe Bergdorf and the boys a visit!

www.clubroomservice.com

Jil Sander FW 2012 Menswear

2012-01-16T09:34:00.001-05:00

This is that hot German guy Dieter you always see in the club! Dieter always stands in the corner by the bar! Dieter never smiles,Dieter never dances, but Dieter always has a half-full glass of scotch at his lips! Dieter always looks chic dressed constantly in black, with maybe some color!