A Reluctant Mom

Storm Talker

2010-02-09T09:20:00.005-05:00

I’ve lived in New Jersey for six years now. In that time the local forecasters told us to expect rain and we saw sun. They worried us about blizzards and we got flurries. On the rare occasion they actually are correct in their prediction, and a storm actually makes its way to our neck of the woods, the meteorologists behave as if we should stock up on food for several weeks and take refuge in our bomb shelters.

Dude. It’s a little snow.

We are expecting one of those big snowfalls tonight and I am reminded of one of my favorite stories about impending bad weather. My husband and I were living in Manhattan at the time. New York City rarely gets a huge dumping of snow, and even when it does, the streets are cleared quicker than the papers are delivered. The only time I ever saw a store close was during a blackout, and those don’t happen in the winter (as far as I know). But one winter after Lily was born my father-in-law called my husband and asked what we had done to prepare for the Nor’easter headed our way.

“Um, nothing,” my husband answered.

“Didn’t you get groceries?” my father-in-law asked.

“Nope,” my husband replied.

“What are you going to do if the store is closed?” my FIL demanded to know.

“Probably walk down the street and see if that one’s open,” dear husband replied.

“Well, what if that one’s closed?”

“Guess I’ll have to walk across the street and check that one out,” my husband said. “Dad, there’s a store on every corner in Manhattan. I think we’ll be okay.”

Frustrated, my FIL called out to his wife: “They’ve got their heads in the sand, Linda!”

Hope those of you affected by the snowstorm are stocked up and ready to take shelter if necessary. You'll put my father-in-law's mind at ease if you do.

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Bugged

2010-02-08T08:05:00.004-05:00

She laid out her pajamas, a change of clothes and her toiletries, and carefully packed each item into her cinch sack. She tucked her pillow into it. She didn’t want any of her friends to see her blanket, so she shoved it down into the sleeping bag to hide it. (She had read about doing this in her American Girl book on Feelings.) She grabbed a few books in case she woke up earlier than the other girls.

“I’m ready,” she said, beaming. She gave me a thumb’s up. “I’m ready to go to the sleepover.”

My big girl, I thought to myself. I’m so proud of her.

I would have been even more excited but I was feeling a little queasy. When the phone rang at 8:30 p.m. that evening and the birthday girl’s mom was on the other end, I had an even worse feeling. I heard my husband answer her.

“Oh, no,” he said to her. “Oh, man. Is she okay? No. No, I will be right over.”

“What happened?” I asked.

“She threw up,” he said.

“Oh, no,” I said.

She had only been at the party for three hours.

I worried this would happen but thought Lily was in the clear. Aimee got the stomach flu on Thursday. To protect Lily I made her sleep in the guest room for the next two nights. “Stay away from your sister,” I said. “You don’t want to get this, too.”

My instructions were hard for both of them to follow. When they are at home the two of them are practically inseparable. When Aimee found out Lily was going to a sleepover she asked if she could sleep in her own sleeping bag that night too. (On the floor of our room, of course.) Lily stayed away from her sister and whenever she touched anything of Aimee’s she ran and squirted a glob of hand sanitizer into her palms. She seemed perfectly fine when my husband dropped her off at the party.

After Lily got home and told me what happened I called the birthday girl’s mom (who has become a friend of mine) and apologized profusely. “I would never have sent her if I had any idea she was going to be sick,” I said. “I am so sorry and I hope no one there gets sick, too.”

My friend was gracious and wonderful. She actually got teary when she told me how Lily, who was devastated when she realized she had to leave the party, broke down and cried and simultaneously apologized to her. “She is so innocent,” my friend said to me. “She felt so bad for throwing up.”

I felt just as bad. I’m the kind of mom who keeps my kids home an extra day so they don’t infect anyone at school. Like I said, I would never, ever have sent her to the party if I thought she might be sick. But this illness came on quickly without warning. Even when Aimee got it she was happy and fine that day. She even ate as voraciously as usual. Just before bed she announced, “My tummy feels weird.” Half an hour later she vomited.

I got to know firsthand just how powerful this illness could be. Right after my husband left to pick her up I got the first wave of nausea. “Oh, crud,” I thought to myself. “My turn.” For three hours I ran to the bathroom every 10 minutes. I hadn’t felt this way since pregnancy. This nausea, however, was much, much worse. The stomach flu is an evil beast.

Lily didn’t seem to have it as badly as I did, but I made her sleep bed with me that night and told my husband to sleep in hers so he wouldn’t get ill, too. She was so exhausted I had to hold her up so she could get sick. She barely woke up and I had to use all my might to lift her weak body. I cared for her the entire night long while also trying to nurse myself back to health. I hope none of you ever have to care for your sick kid while you are sick, too. It totally sucked.

And I did it all for nothing, it turns out. Yesterday my husband got the bug, too.

Damn you, stomach flu. Damn you to hell.

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Flaming No-No

2010-02-06T09:32:00.003-05:00

So here’s my question for today: whose bright idea (no pun intended) was it to give candles as a gift?

I honestly cringe any time someone gives me a candle. I know – any gift should be appreciated because the person thought about me. But, seriously? A candle? How much thought was actually put into the act of buying one? And where, pray tell, am I supposed to put it once I get it? I have been given baby blue candles (that color isn't present in any room in my house), candles in mason jars (again, where does that contraption go?), and candles made of beeswax (inventive and cool, but still).

Not that I don’t like candles; I actually do. But I like them on certain occasions – dinner parties, holiday festivities or birthdays. Considering there are only a handful of those events in an entire year, candles in my house don’t get much use.

Which brings me to the other problem I have with these wax figurines: they are just massive dust collectors. Have you ever tried to clean off a candle? It's close to impossible. The fuzz clings to those things as if it were glued on. Unless you spark the flame daily they just sit there on a counter, a desk or a shelf, poking fun at you for using them so sparingly.

"Come on," someone once said to me. "They're so romantic." I dare you to find me one man out there who insists on a room full of lighted candles to get him in the mood.

"Oh, but they smell so nice," I hear people say. Really? I have almost no sense of smell (click here to read more on that), and cannot tell just how pungent they really are. Plus, any time I burn those types my husband comes home and demands, “Oh, my God! What is that smell?”

Apparently he’s not a big fan, either.

I know there are lots of folks out there who enjoy a bubble bath with lighted candles around the tub. But I like baths about as much as I like massages at the nail salon.

Truth be told, candles just scare me. I have heard story upon story about how someone put a lighted candle near an open window. A light breeze then blew the drapes near the flame, sparked a fire and burned down the house.

No thank you.

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Hello, Rock? Meet Hard Place.

2010-02-05T13:09:00.005-05:00

I’ve written before about why I don’t want my children watching movies that are too mature for them. (To read how my own parents ruined me for life, click here, and to read my other judgmental rants on this subject click here and click here.) When I decided to parent differently than many other folks in my community, I didn’t realize I’d eventually have to alter what I wanted for my children just so they could fit in with their friends.

If you are new to this blog, I'll explain. My eldest, who is almost 8, sometimes gets asked over to watch movies at a friend’s house. Whenever she gets this kind of invitation I head to my favorite movie Web site, KidsInMind.com and read up on whether the film’s content is appropriate. Each movie is rated based on how much sex, violence and profanity are present. Sometimes the themes seem worse than they really are; meaning, there may be a lot of profanity but the words and gestures themselves are not that offensive. If a character says words like “stupid,” “jerk,” “idiot,” etc., I don’t really care because those are things I can control in my own house (i.e., if I hear my children using that language I can say, “Those words are not allowed in this house.” Or I can commend them for using them properly.). However, if there are teenagers making out in the movie (and I’m not there to have a conversation about sex at the time), I have no control over what my kid will do with that information. And considering the principal of our early childhood school once bemoaned that kindergarten-aged girls chased the boys around trying to kiss them after watching Hannah Montana, I know I’m not far off from worrying my own kid might try to join in the fun.

So today’s decision is this: Lily is attending a birthday party tomorrow (the sleepover) and the mom kindly e-mailed me to ask if any of the films her daughter wanted to see were appropriate. I looked them up and only one seemed the least offensive to me, but all were rated PG. “She doesn’t want to see any of the G-rated movies at the store,” the mom said.

I wrote back and gave her my opinion but as I did so I knew I would probably be branded “that mom."

Here’s what pisses me off about being labeled “that mom.” I’m not a helicopter parent. I teach my girls to be independent. I don’t hover around them when they have friends over (Are you kidding me? I can finally get some alone time when they have a play date!), and I don’t stand in the driveway and watch them while they play outside. I allow them to make their own choices even if they’re wrong (so I can laugh, and laugh and laugh – just kidding). I talk openly about sex education and drug use. So, in my mind, I am far from being “that mom.”

But I also parent by experience. Meaning, I know what affected me greatly as a child (Um, hello – watching R-rated films at age 7?). It’s not that I don’t think my girls should ever see those films; I just want them to see them when they are mature enough to process the information and also so we can discuss them.

Is that so wrong?

I know I can’t completely control what happens outside my home but I wish I weren’t faced with having to always make these choices, either. I wish other parents would understand when I say, “That subject is too mature for my child.” I don’t care if they think their child is old enough to watch Hannah Montana. I personally think my child – who still loves to play with stuffed animals, American Girl dolls and Barbie dolls – is young. Which is just fine by me. She will grow up soon enough.

So tell me readers – should I just give up? Should I decline all the invitations? Post a comment and tell me how you feel.

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Don't Wake Up!

2010-02-04T14:07:00.006-05:00

I overheard a woman complaining the other day about how her 2-year-old daughter still won’t sleep through the night. Several of her friends responded in kind about how their kids (various ages) also woke up in the middle of the night. My neighbor has told me for years how her now 6-year-old daughter crawls into her bed every early morning around 4:30 a.m. or 5 a.m. A woman I know bemoans that her 12-year-old is still not a very good sleeper.

When I hear the stories I have to fight the urge to wag my finger and jump up on a soapbox. Today, however, I’m not holding back; I'm going to hop up on it. Here goes: why do parents make their lives so much more difficult than they have to?

I ask this question because there are some aspects of parenting we simply cannot control. We can’t navigate how kids will feel, we can’t determine which friends they will pick and we cannot manipulate their every move. If parents want to complain about those problems I'm more than happy to agree with them. Sleep, however, is a factor we absolutely can manage. In fact, if we are doing our jobs right as parents, we should control our children's sleep. By doing so, the parent not only helps the child develop healthy habits (and, in turn, assists them with learning and behavior), but also the parent gets a good night’s sleep.

And if there is one thing out there that I love more than anything (yes, anything), it’s a good night’s sleep.

People, it’s not hard work to get a child – at any age – to sleep. Okay, I take that back. It is hard work. Parents who allow their heartstrings to dictate how they will parent don’t realize they are not doing themselves (or their kids) any good. Sometimes simple logic needs to come and get the job done.

So here goes:

If you teach a child to sleep:

The child will grow and develop properly.

The child will learn better.

Well-rested kids are overall healthier kids.

Well-rested Moms and Dads are happier, too.

If you don’t teach a child to sleep:

Restless or inconsistent night sleep can result in behavior that mirrors ADHD and other behavioral problems.

Children who don’t sleep well have less energy and, therefore, are more susceptible to childhood obesity. (Click here to read more on that.)

Kids who are tired have a hard time following directions. They also have a harder time learning and difficulty concentrating.

Boys and girls who don’t get enough rest may not grow well and are at an increased risk of getting sick.

Don’t just take my word for it: read more on this topic by clicking here, here and here. (This Web site even helps teach you how to help your child get more sleep, as does this one.)

So if you are one of those moms or dads who prefers to offer excuses rather than take the reigns, do everyone a favor and let your child get the rest he or she desperately needs. (If you need more help on this check out one of my favorite sleep books, Healthy Sleep Habits, Happy Child by Dr. Marc Weissbluth. Most libraries carry this helpful periodical or you can order it on Amazon.com.)

POST SCRIPT: I wrote this post a few years on how to get some sleep. This method worked for me and every mother I know who tried it. So if you have a newborn or about to have another baby (or your first), click here and read what helped my second baby sleep through the night right away. (Make sure to click on the amendment at the bottom because I made a mistake in stating timing on the first post.) Oh, and by the way, I also had an experience with a horrible sleeper. Lily, my practice child, woke every two hours at night until almost 9 months when I finally decided to take the reigns and make that child sleep. Today she is an incredible sleeper. Signed, Reluctant but Thankful Mom.

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When, People, When?

2010-02-02T09:45:00.004-05:00

Several years ago my husband and I went to visit my friend Wendy and her husband in California. This was long before we had kids, but they had a young baby girl named Julia. We all went out to eat at a diner and when we finished, my husband glanced on the floor under Julia’s chair and proclaimed, “Wow. There’s sure a lot of shrapnel under there.” He meant, of course, the piles of food a baby normally drops while eating.

What my dear husband did not realize at the time was how much - in just a few years - our own house would be inundated with shrapnel.

Our once-lovely hardwood floors are completely overrun with crumbs and food particles. And we’re both really sick of dealing with it all. My eldest daughter is going to be 8 years old in a few weeks. Eight. Years. Old. Why, pray tell, do I still find huge globs of yogurt on her placemat, scraps on her chair and other particles of food surrounding her place? (And don't get me started about the stains on her clothing or how she cannot seem to wipe her face.) Aimee’s seat is even worse, but at 5 years old, I sort of expect her to be a little less neat.

Maybe that’s my problem: I expect a mess to be made. Well, whatever the case, it has to end. Now.

Yes, I have them clean up their place. Guess what? They do so happily. Aimee, still enrolled in a Montessori school, is used to the clean-up drill. At school they have a dust pan and little broom, and when they spill they are asked to clean up their messes. So at home, using the same kind of broom and pan is status quo. Lily, who hasn’t been in the Montessori classroom for a few years, is just as happy to comply when I tell her to clean it.

I don’t know how good your kids’ skills are, but my kids suck at sweeping. They get most of the bits into the pan but each time I have to stand there and say, “Don’t forget that. And that one over there. And the piece of banana on the floor. And the grape.”

Seriously?

When will this endless stream of food stop from landing on my floors, chairs and tables? When will my children eat like human beings? Shouldn’t Lily be eating properly at age 8?

(Insert guttural scream here.)

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The Carrot

2010-02-01T15:41:00.006-05:00

Dirty little secret number two: I love when something my kids suggest comes back to bite them in the ass.

Three weeks ago Aimee asked me if we could have a movie night. This was a huge request because I keep the television off in the house Monday through Friday.

“We can do it on Friday since we don’t have any school on Saturday,” she said.

I knew what she was doing. In her devious 5-year-old mind she was thinking, “Mom’s such an idiot. If she agrees to this we’ll be able to watch television for three days instead of two.”

What she didn’t realize is I was thinking something equally deceptive: “This is finally the carrot I can dangle in front of her.”

So I agreed.

But, I told her, there would be a catch. At the time Aimee was behaving atrociously. I’m talking record-breaking bad behavior. No, seriously; hitting, spitting, kicking, door-wrecking egregious 5-year-old behavior. I kept with the ticket method (click here if you’re new to the blog and need more background) and there wasn't a day that went by she didn't lose at least three out of the four (if not all) tickets by bedtime. Saying I was exhausted is just plain wrong: I had completely reached the end of my parenting rope.

Enter movie night.

“Aimee,” I said, “I definitely want to do this. I want you to be a part of it, too.” I told her she had to go an entire week without losing all of her tickets. “If you can do that, you can join us for movie night.”

I could practically see her weighing the pros and cons in her head. “Okay, Mommy,” she said. “I’ll behave.”

Uh-huh. Sing me a new song, kid, I said to myself.

Well, go figure. That entire first week she would catch herself when she misbehaved. If she lost one or two tickets, she would immediately turn her behavior around. She would ask, “Can I still watch the movie?” and I would respond, “I will not answer that question until Friday evening.”

Guess what? For the past three weeks all three of us we have enjoyed movie night (dear husband can’t make it home in time, poor guy, so he misses out).

I don’t know if she just needed a goal to focus on or if she reached a developmental milestone, but movie night has had a major impact. Just today she started the day behaving badly. By 2 p.m. she lost three out of four tickets. “You know me,” I said to her. “I won’t change my mind about this. Movie night means you need to go the entire week without losing all of your tickets.”

She dropped her head and said, “Sorry, Mommy. I’m going to change my behavior right now.”

And she did.

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Here And Now

2010-01-30T10:05:00.005-05:00

If there is one thing I do consistently as a parent it’s forget.

My life is marked by a series of hand-held, chalkboard and pin-up calendars, all filled with the week’s appointments and to-do lists. Without them my children and I would never attend a lesson, a play date or a doctor’s appointment. Ever since I became a mom and lost most of my brain cells, I find remembering is the most challenging task I have yet to master.

In a recent session with my therapist (seriously – how awesome is therapy?) I realized I had forgotten something crucial that no person should ever fail to remember: I had forgotten to enjoy the moment.

I am forever looking in the past or in the future forward. I glance back on my life and think about the things I would have done differently if given the chance today. I ponder about the things I should have done. I think about how I was raised and what I wish my parents had done. Then I imagine my own children and I wish their development and growth would rush to get to the next stage. When I am frustrated I focus on the light at the end of the tunnel – not the journey I am experiencing right now. I have been silently saying, “Hurry up!” in the hopes that the bad behavior, the potty training, the ability to talk, the ability to be independent – all of it would just hurry up and get here.

I forget to enjoy the ride.

I also realized there is nothing wrong with looking back or looking ahead, as long as I’m doing those things for the right reasons. Is there a lesson I could learn from my own childhood? What have I gathered from my experience working as a young adult? What should I change about myself today that could help me prepare for the future?

I believe allowing myself to remain in the past or future without enjoying the moment is one of the worst things I could do to myself. My children, although sometimes vexing and demanding, are often times a joy to be around. They will never be this age again. When I want to be around them chances are they won’t really want to hang around me. (Is life bitterly cruel or what?) My husband and I are in a great phase. Shouldn't I appreciate how special it is right now?

So I have decided to stop forgetting and start remembering that each day is a gift I was given. There may never be a tomorrow as I envision it and if that happens, at least I can say, “I took pleasure in what was given to me.”

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What Honor?

2010-01-29T08:08:00.005-05:00

Here’s how she handled it: she lied to my face.

We had a Brownie outing last weekend and we took the girls to a nearby Planetarium. (Click here to read the first part of this story.) During the intermission I noticed many of the girls in Lily’s troop had different badges. I decided to approach the whole “thanks for leaving my kid out” subject by instead pointing out the different badges and asking why each girl’s vest looked so different.

“I don’t get it,” I said. “Aren’t they all participating in the same activities?”

“Well, it depends,” the leader said. “Was your daughter at all the activities?”

She pointed to a one badge and asked if Lily was at that meeting. I knew she wasn't because we were out of town for it.

“No, she wasn’t there for that one,” I said.

Then the leader admitted she and her daughter often go through the Girl Scout badge book and earn some of the badges on their own. “The book is only ten dollars,” she said. “You and Lily could earn a few together, too.”

Right. Because, who wouldn't live for earning badges in their free time?

“But isn’t the whole point that the girls at this age earn the badges together to feel a part of a team?” I asked her. “I mean, it isn’t a competition, is it?”

“No,” she said. “And no again.” She said it was up to the girls if they wanted to earn extra badges on their own.

As if all 7-year-olds are aware enough to know they can earn badges (or even care, for that matter). I know this has never been told to the troops or the moms, for that matter.

Finally I had had enough. “Okay, but has there ever been an instance where some of the girls earned a badge together without the rest of the troop?” I asked.

“Nope,” she said.

I wanted to scream, “Liar! Liar!” Instead, I bit my tongue.

I spoke to a friend of mine whose daughter is also in the troop. Her daughter also participated in the Mother of God badge. I explained my position. “I think what she did was really divisive,” I said. “If the whole point of being in a troop is to teach teamwork, as well as tolerance and understanding, how is earning a separate, selective badge beneficial?”

My friend understood my point completely. She said the troop leader was not malicious but, rather, was very religious and wanted her daughter to earn the badge. She just figured other Catholic moms would want the same for their kids. “In other words,” I said, “she didn’t think about the rest of the girls and how they would feel.”

My friend told me she wanted to talk to the troop leader about the incident. “No, don’t,” I said. “There isn’t anything that can be done. I don’t want a religious badge. I just want the girls to not feel singled out. Plus, I don't like that she lied to me.”

She begged me to let her talk to the woman. I finally conceded. “If you think it will help,” I said. “But don’t make me out to be ‘that mom,’ okay?”

“I promise,” she said.

To be continued…

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My Nightmare

2010-01-28T15:02:00.008-05:00

I wasn’t ready for this to happen so soon. I thought I had at least a couple of years before I’d be faced with making such an uncomfortable decision. When I stop and think about it, I shouldn’t be so scared; I went through the same rite of passage as a kid and came out unscathed, happy even. But last week when Lily got invited to a friend’s house for a birthday party, the invitation had one word on it that made me panic: sleepover.

Ay, yi, yi.

My child is not even 8 years old. It’s no accident she has never once slept at someone’s house without me. My husband and I are protective of her safety (I'm perhaps too overprotective in this regard). How, I told myself, can we keep her safe if she is somewhere else for an overnight period?

Let me back up for a minute. I know why I feel the way I do – my dad had the exact same reservations when I was a child. He worried I would fall prey to a friend’s older sibling or parent who may not have my best interest at heart. He was scared I’d be put in a position that could hurt me. In short, he feared I’d be abused.

And when you know the statistics, his concerns were not that far off the mark. Of children who are molested, two-thirds are abused by someone they know. (Click here to read a post on this subject and click here to read an article on it).

Do I think every man out there is a child molester? No. Am I generally sure that most families are like ours? Yes. To me this is not like allowing my child to walk to school. Taking a path in public with lots of other eyes upon her to me is much safer than sleeping in a room in someone’s home. Yes, I know I’m being hypersensitive. I just wanted her to be older – say, in middle school – before she started spending the night with her friends.

I thought I could find a common ground on this party. I asked the birthday girl's mother if Lily could attend the party until it was time for bed and then I would pick her up. She said no problem. But when I mentioned the idea to Lily, she got very upset. All at once I found myself in my 10-year-old body trying to explain to my parents why I should be able to sleep at my friend Jenny’s house. Jenny, too, had a slumber party and my parents did not want me to go. I was crestfallen. The same words that I said to my parents came tumbling out of Lily’s mouth: “They’ll make fun of me if I leave,” she said, crying. “They’ll ask me why I’m not sleeping over. I’ll be the only one.”

So I e-mailed my husband and told him what happened. “Let her spend the night,” he wrote. “She’ll be fine.”

I sometimes forget about how we are raising this child. We speak openly and often about every subject under the sun. We allow her certain freedoms so she will grow up to be independent, which she has done nicely (albeit a bit too quickly for my liking). We give her small jobs and she has become incredibly responsible. My husband is right – she will be perfectly fine.

“Besides,” my husband said, “if anything goes wrong we’ll just have their kid over and do the same thing to her.” (He’s funny, that one.)

So, how do you feel about sleepovers? Please vote in the poll (upper right-hand of this blog) and post a comment with your answer.

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All Things At Once

2010-01-27T13:26:00.005-05:00

Working moms, stay-at-home moms, new moms, mothers to daughters: have I got a book recommendation for you.

I just read All Things At Once by television journalist Mika Brzezinski and if ever there was a voice for the modern-day woman, Brzezinski is it. The book immediately draws you in with a horrifying narrative about her child that would devastate any mother. She describes the time when her four-month-old baby stopped moving from the neck down – all due to a fall down a flight of steps she caused by walking with the baby in her arms while battling intense exhaustion.

Ladies, we have all been there. We have all experienced that indescribable fatigue brought on by sleepless nights and unimaginable schedules. There is nothing like the kind of tired one feels after having a baby, let alone two children. Brzezinski's depiction of how she ran mostly on fumes for years will no doubt resonate with any mom who reads this book.

What I loved most about All Things At Once was its message: you can have it all, but achieving that goal requires something different from what we women born in the 1960s and 1970s were told. She cautions young women to make marriage and children a priority, something I (or any of my feminist friends) was never told as a young woman. Growing up I was always instructed to strive for a career and to put marriage and children on hold. Ms. Brzezinski had the foresight to know if she put off those important parts of life she would have been making an egregious error (one that many women I know now regret). I wish I had read this book as a young woman, and I hope my children read it when they are old enough to start thinking about their career paths. I know many women today who could have benefited from Ms. Brzezinski’s advice.

All Things At Once is both a cautionary tale and an inspirational memoir. Brzezinski discusses the need for women to be true to themselves by listening to their inner voice. She unveils her extraordinary life as the daughter of the former national security advisor, Zbigniew Brzezinski, and how being a child born to a powerful father and a determined mother allowed her to focus on her dreams of becoming the woman she is today – a mother, a journalist and a wife, all things at once. Her own mother, an artist who put her career on hold while her father led them to Washington, became a role model when she eventually declared to Brzezinski’s dad, “You’ve had your turn. Now it’s mine.” (I love a woman who stands up for herself!)

All Things At Once is also a fabulous guidebook for working moms out there. Women who may be making crucial career choices will undoubtedly find this book helpful in determining which workforce plan will be best for them. Even I, a stay-at-home mom who hopes to embark on a career again, found this book nothing short of encouraging and motivating.

This book is an easy read, which is great for moms with tight schedules. Brzezinski tells impressive anecdotes that captivate the reader that are surprising (her play dates with Amy Carter, former President Jimmy Carter’s daughter, for example), eye-opening (she got fired from a network job in order to realize what would truly make her happy) and truthful ( “Oh my goodness,” she admits, “it’s hard work, being a full-time, stay-at-home mom!”).

Ms. Brzezinski’s inspirational journey will no doubt resonate with most working moms out there. She describes the unyielding guilt from not being able to constantly and successfully juggle work, children and a marriage, but yet she somehow manages to find a way that was acceptable to all members of the family.

The bottom line: being a mom, a wife and a career gal means being true to yourself, even if that means taking a step back to move forward.

Cover photo by Brian Nice, jacket design by Brian Chojnowski

New Blog

2010-01-26T08:54:00.002-05:00

Growing up my friends would hear me say the same four words over and over again: "Tell me a story." There was nothing I enjoyed more than hearing about the funny, heartwarming or scary events in other people's lives. Everyone, I thought, has a few great stories to tell.

I was reminded of my habit the other night when I watched a 60 Minutes special on the late television pioneer Don Hewitt. He masterminded the show and his mantra was the same as mine: tell me a story.

So I decided to launch another blog, Talk To Me, in the hopes that people would share tales from their lives. Did they travel to a remote land and fall in love? Did they meet their idol only to have him or her treat them badly? Did they commit a crime and get away with it?

If you have a memory you think others would enjoy, please e-mail me at tellmetales@yahoo.com. And please tell your friends - like I said, everyone has a story to tell.

In the meantime, check out Talk To Me and feel free to post comments.

Then and Now

2010-01-25T13:21:00.006-05:00

It took a while, but I finally get it.

When songs come on the radio that I used to love as a teenager they make sense to me now. Not because I couldn’t appreciate the melody or the tune when I first heard them, but because the lyrics are ultimately relevant to my life today. Take, for instance, the song “Once In A Lifetime” by the Talking Heads. I adored that song as a young adult but merely because I thought it was fun to dance to. Today, when I hear the lyrics, I think, “Oh, my God. I’ve become what David Byrne has been warning me about all these years.”

I don't know if I should be scared or thrilled.

For those of you who aren’t familiar with the song (and really, if you’re not, you should be), it’s is about growing up and finding yourself a few years down the line in a life you never imagined. You are living abroad, or you are married living in a house or you’re broke and down on your luck. No matter where you find yourself, the question is the same: “Well, how did I get here?”

Exactly, Mr. Byrne. How on earth did I get here?

Twenty years ago I was living a rock and roll dream working for a red-hot record company in Los Angeles. I was young, broke and happy. I had an amazing group of friends and I went out almost every night. I rubbed elbows with famous folks (not that they gave a rat’s ass about me, but still) and I went to a million parties. I lived paycheck to paycheck. I traveled the globe and increased my debt. I lived in two different countries other than my homeland. I embarked on a career I thought I would be in forever. I was insouciant.

Again, how did I get here?

Today I am a stay-at-home mother. I have two children who bring me joy and test my patience. I live in the New Jersey suburbs and maintain a modest home. I have a few close friends but see them infrequently. I go out at night maybe once or twice a month. I attend only a handful of parties a year. I live among many people who do not share my political beliefs. I'm still happy, but my contentment is measured differently.

Seriously, people. Just how did I get here?

Once In A Lifetime

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack

And you may find yourself in another part of the world

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile

And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful

wife

And you may ask yourself, "Well...How did I get here?"

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down

Letting the days go by/water flowing underground

Into the blue again/after the money's gone

Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself

How do I work this?

And you may ask yourself

Where is that large automobile?

And you may tell yourself

This is not my beautiful house!

And you may tell yourself

This is not my beautiful wife!

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down

Letting the days go by/water flowing underground

Into the blue again/after the money's gone

Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

Water dissolving...and water removing

There is water at the bottom of the ocean

Carry the water at the bottom of the ocean

Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean!

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down

Letting the days go by/water flowing underground

Into the blue again/in the silent water

Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down

Letting the days go by/water flowing underground

Into the blue again/after the money's gone

Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself

What is that beautiful house?

And you may ask yourself

Where does that highway go?

And you may ask yourself

Am I right?...Am I wrong?

And you may tell yourself

MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down

Letting the days go by/water flowing underground

Into the blue again/in the silent water

Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down

Letting the days go by/water flowing underground

Into the blue again/after the money's gone

Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

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Empathetic? I'm Trying

2010-01-24T09:56:00.004-05:00

When the tears fall, I can’t think of one nice thought.

Normally, when a child cries, a mother feels empathy and compassion. Well, most mothers do. I, however, feel annoyed. Because the tears I see usually are not born of sadness or hurt feelings but, rather, are a result of frustration and anger at something completely idiotic.

Example:

Lily comes home from school, eats a snack and does her homework. She’s a typical first child in the sense that she is a perfectionist and hates to be wrong. A few weeks ago she showed me a sentence she wrote. The instructions were: Tell me a sentence about your birthday. She wrote: My birthday has lots of presents.

Hmmm.

“That’s a good try," I said, "but let’s think about that for a moment. Does your birthday have lots of presents?”

She stared at me blankly. Her brow was furrowed and a frown replaced her normally dimpled smile.

“Or do you get lots of presents on your birthday?” I asked.

“I get lots of presents on my birthday,” she said.

“Do you see the difference?” I asked. I explained how the birthday was not the recipient of the presents, but, rather, she was.

She nodded and began to cry. She didn’t want to do the sentence over and said, “I don’t like getting things wrong!”

So imagine her delight when I found two more errors on her homework. (As a side note, I normally don’t go over her homework but happened to see the mistakes. Usually I just make sure she finishes her homework and I let her teacher discuss the errors with her at school. I do this at the request of her teacher, by the way, who told me she preferred to see the mistakes so she could assess Lily's strengths and weaknesses.)

“Agh!” Lily said. She threw up her arms and said again, “I don’t like getting things wrong!”

“I know,” I said calmly. “It’s frustrating to have to do things over again. But that’s how we learn.”

She walked away, her shoulders hunched. Her cheeks were wet with tears.

I am so tired of the weeping (and the drama) in my house. Good thing I gave birth to girls (both of whom came out with a wrist to their forehead and “Woe is me” stamped on their cheeks).

Aimee throws such severe tantrums I actually stop and stare at her in disbelief. She stomps her feet, gets destructive and – viola! – the howling begins.

I admit am I in a glass house on this one. As a child I cried constantly. (Who am I kidding? I cry as an adult!) I, too, would get upset and frustrated and immediately the waterworks would begin. My brother would make fun of me, my parents would announce their disgust and annoyance and I would feel even worse. Crying was (and is) the one release I could not control. (I will get back to this in a minute.)

As a mother I don’t show my annoyance at my children the way my family did. In fact, I am a thousand times more empathetic than they were. I try not to make a big deal about it but inside all I can think is, “Really? You’re crying about this?” I usually walk away because I know if I stay I might just laugh out loud. (Which is just what every crying child wants to see - a heartless mother.)

One of my favorite parenting books (which I should definitely pick up and read again for a refresher course), Children The Challenge, addresses children who cry incessantly. It illustrates the story of a child named Isobel who cried a lot as a toddler and continued to bawl well into elementary school. Her parents and siblings called her crybaby (sound familiar?) and she would use the tears to get attention. (Note to parents: any attention is good attention to a child, even if they are being punished.) The author, Rudolf Dreikurs, says parents should allow the child her right to cry but not make anything of it. For example, “I know you bumped your elbow and it hurts. When you’re ready to join us let us know.” The parent validates the child’s feelings but makes it clear there will be no reward for crying. “As soon as Isobel sees that crying isn’t going to produce results, she may decide to change her behavior. The same procedure should be followed every time she cries – casual acceptance of her right to cry together with a statement that she may join the rest of the family when she is ready.”

Parents are advised that they must pay attention to the child when he or she is happy and cooperative to reinforce the positive behavior. The author cautions parents from calling kids names because children will eventually learn to live up to those names. If parents call a child a crybaby, liar, tattletale or scatterbrain, they see him as his label - and so will the child. Rather, parents should view their kids are good children who misbehave at times. The point: it’s the behavior that can be labeled, not the child.

All that advice is good stuff. Clearly, however, Mr. Dreikurs did not have two thespians as children. I agree with his assessment that calling children names is detrimental and only leads to worse behavior, and I also agree that making a big deal out of crying will only bring more tears.

I just want to know when it will stop.

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Not Fit For Reality

2010-01-22T08:55:00.005-05:00

I admit it: I watch American Idol. Well, I watch the auditions more than the actual performances. And when I do, I always imagine I’m the parent of one of the competitors. So when one of them succeeds and is awarded a golden ticket to Hollywood Week, I blubber like a 3-year-old sitting in a time out. I envision it is my daughter up there, pouring out her heart and soul to win a chance to live her dream. I’m nervous when she sings, and I’m panicked when the judges are about to give their answer. So when the person auditioning hears the word “yes” four times, I am beside myself with glee.

And then a horrifying reality washes over me: I am never going to make it through my children’s young adulthood.

Oh, my God. How difficult must it be to watch your child get his or her heart broken if they fail? How painful would it be if your child really kind of sucked – and you knew she was embarrassingly awful? Oh, and what’s worse: you wanted to support her so you told her, “You can do it!” and watched her fall on her untalented little face?

I just don’t think I could survive all that.

I know. This isn’t about me. This is about my kid. I decided long before I had children I would support them, no matter which career they choose. Lily tells me she wants to be an actress, and Aimee says she wants to be a singer. (Seriously? Kill me now.) I’m sure they will change their minds 10 times over when they get older (fingers crossed) but if not, I will support them and wish them well.

I just may not be anywhere near them when they try.

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Apologies

2010-01-19T15:07:00.003-05:00

Lily has reached the age where she has become empathetic. Experts say children are not developmentally capable of empathy until age 8 or 9 (Lily will be 8 next month), but parents are encouraged to help teach children how to relate to others by saying, "Wasn't Mrs. X kind to give you her last cookie?" or "Isn't your sister thoughtful to let you share her favorite toy?" (To read more on teaching empathy, click here.)

The note to the left is Lily's latest written apology, of which I have received quite a few. It says, "Dear Mom and Ai [short for Aimee]: I am sorry for breaking the rules and sitting on Aimee. Love, Lily."

Have a great Tuesday.

Letter by Lily, age 7

MLK Day

2010-01-18T08:23:00.003-05:00

Fifty-five years ago Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was elected was elected president of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, an organization formed to provide new leadership for the newly growing civil rights movement. He based his ideals on his Christian background but formed the organization’s operational techniques from Mahatma Gandhi.

For a man to embrace non-violent techniques in a country where violence was constantly used against him was not only brave but insightful. Aggression only begets more aggression, and MLK knew he could find a better way to solve problems.

Today, our world could use a lot more Martin Luther Kings (and Gandhis, for that matter). Many leaders have lost sight of what is truly important in our world: treating others with respect and equality regardless of race, creed, color or gender; solving issues without the use of weapons; making peace and not war; and giving our children a better world in which to live.

I look back and wonder if the dreams once held by Dr. King will ever truly come true: “I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.’”

Please click here to read Dr. King’s speech in full. I think everyone could benefit from his vision, especially today.

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What A Girl Wants

2010-01-17T11:16:00.004-05:00

For someone who enjoys being pampered I certainly have a lot of demands. Take, for example, a trip to the nail salon. If the place in question employs men, the kind proprietor better not even think of sitting me down in front of one of those dudes. I just don’t like a man doing my nails. Oh, it’s not that I haven’t given the experience a try. I have. My few attempts at the man-performed nail buffing are exactly why I feel so strongly about having a woman give me a pedicure. For one, if a guy is going to rub up and down my legs like that he had damn well better buy me a drink first. Second, the whole situation is just creepy, okay? I don’t know if I should make eye contact, avoid his gaze completely or pretend it’s absolutely normal that a stranger is molesting my gams. Plus – and here’s the real reason – so far no man has ever done as good of a job as a woman in this particular area. Sorry, fellas, but in this department (and probably others) women know what women want.

And let’s talk about the nail salon “massage” itself: I don’t want one.

When I admit this out loud, I hear gasps from other patrons. “What?” they say when they overhear me tell the manicurist. “How could you not want a massage? That’s my favorite part!”

Don’t get me wrong. I looove me a good massage. I just don't like the half-assed ones they pretend to give you at the nail salon. Take the last one I had: a bored employee robotically took the lotion from the jar, haphazardly applied the cream to my legs and began to quickly smooth it up and down. She ended the procedure with a bunch of banging and hitting meant to mirror some kind of Oriental reflexology method but in reality, it was more like smacking the person who dared ask for something relaxing. I personally think there was nothing soothing about it. (In fact, it kind of hurt, dammit.)

Plus, who has the time for all that silliness? My legs are thrown in the air and twisted, I have to hold onto the chair arms for dear life while I'm being manipulated and I am forced to smile through the pain (of which there is way too much for a supposedly calming experience). I want to be in a chair, made pretty and have my nails dry in less than an hour. A five-minute beating just prolongs the outcome.

Speaking of the chair, whose idea was it to insert hard metal balls manipulated by a remote into the backs of those recliners? Those moving Barcaloungers are so painful they could be used to interrogate terrorists! If you think I don't like the fake human one, I like being jabbed in the backside even less. Sheesh.

Yes, I know I’m the anomaly. But now that I’m in my 40s I can make my demands and not give a rat’s patootie what others think. Now that’s what I call relaxing.

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Dirty Little Secret

2010-01-15T09:07:00.003-05:00

I have a secret. It’s kind of big, so whatever you do, shut your pie hole and don’t tell my dear husband. But every once in a while, when he calls and reminds me he’ll be out late that night, I don’t get upset.

“Have fun,” I say.

What I really mean is, “Yippee!”

Don’t get me wrong; I love my husband. I enjoy spending time with him. I like when he comes home so we can chat about our days and snuggle on the sofa. But every once in a while I want some “me” time. And by “me” time I mean several hours alone when I can watch horribly mindless, awful television.

Is that so wrong?

So when he calls and tells me the news, I send the girls to an early bedtime (“But it’s only seven o’clock, Mommy!” they cry. “Too bad, kids, it’s Mommy’s night in!” I say with a smile and tuck them in bed.) I scroll through the shows I’ve taped on the DVR, grab a few high-calorie snacks and plop my happy ass on the sofa.

Bliss.

Go on, tell me your dirty secret. I promise I won’t poke fun at you (much).

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The Jump

2010-01-14T15:26:00.005-05:00

Our school uses a reading system called “baskets.” For those of you unfamiliar with this method, each grade school classroom has a series of books grouped together in terms of reading level. Children take home books in their designated baskets to read each evening as homework.

Longtime readers of this blog might recall my eldest, Lily, who is now 7, had an exceptionally keen interest in reading at a very early age. No, I don’t think she’s a genius and I’m pretty sure she’s nowhere near gifted, but there is one thing of which I am absolutely sure: she really loved to read.

Or so I thought.

Let me give you a little more background on my kid. She was writing three-letter words on her drawings when she was 3 years old (Mom, Dad, cat, dog, etc.). By the time she was 4 she could read – not perfectly, but she could finish BOB books without much effort. (If you have a young child who likes to read, I highly recommend this series. Both my kids loved them.) By kindergarten I thought Lily would blossom and impress the teacher with her skill. She didn’t. She did well, but she didn’t seem to want to pick up War and Peace anytime soon. By first grade there were a few other students whose reading level made hers appear mediocre at best. I never said anything about her level because one of the moms I know, whose child had the same first grade teacher as Lily, said to me, “Mrs. R [the teacher] moves kids up to a new basket level incredibly slowly.”

Slowly, okay. But this slowly?

“I don’t get it,” I finally asked her second grade teacher at the beginning of the year. “This is a child was both reading and comprehending at an early age. Why is she in such a low level basket?”

“She’s not,” the teacher said to me. “She reads at the second grade level, which is just right for her age.”

“Yes, I realize that,” I said. “But that’s my point. She has been reading – a lot – for almost four years. She finishes all the books on her summer reading list. Shouldn’t she be more advanced?”

The teacher explained the reasons behind Lily’s basket placement. Apparently when the reading specialists assess the children they do not allow for even one mistake. If a child skips a word, adds a letter to a word (making the word 'dog' into ‘dogs’ for example) or doesn’t understand a paragraph, the child is kept at the same level.

“Do the kids know that when you test them?” I asked.

She paused for a moment and said, “No.”

I thought about this for a while. At home the kids are asked to read out loud for at least 15 minutes. I noticed Lily would get lazy and skip a word or add a letter to a word.

Before I continue, there is something you need to know about Lily before you shake your heads and say, “Oh, so that’s why she wasn’t ahead.” Because you’d be wrong if you said that. Lily is a strong-willed child. She likes to test me in a very different way from Aimee. When she read to me and skipped words or added letters, I would get annoyed and I would say, “If you don’t want to read properly, I won’t listen.” She would then pitch a fit, and I would get up and say, “Let me know when you’re ready to read properly.”

Here’s something else you need to know: Lily loves a challenge. As soon as I got up she would promise to read properly and would do so. Until the next night. I did everything I could to not make her reading into a battle. I simply said, “Reading is an important part of your schoolwork. If you don’t want to take it seriously, I won’t waste my time. We can just mark it down that you didn’t do your work and you can explain that to Mrs. S.”

If there is one thing Lily hates to do it’s disappoint her teacher. So Lily began to read – every night – perfectly. Each book sounded far too easy for her. I remembered the teacher sent home a note saying books should be effortless, but this effortless? I didn’t think so.

So finally I said something to Lily that I knew would have an impact on my competitive child. I found out that her good friend, who is not an exceptional reader, had just been moved into Lily’s basket. “Lily, you have been reading for almost four years and she has been reading for two,” I said to her. “There is no way you two should be in the same basket.”

Lily just sat quietly and didn’t answer. I could see she was trying to figure out what I had meant. While she was thinking, I told her what the teacher had said to me about making just one mistake during the assessment. “When they test you, you must read clearly and thoughtfully. Take your time and do not skip ahead.”

She must have thought long and hard about what I said (miracles do happen!) because she was assessed yesterday and has jumped seven basket levels. Um, excuse me? Seven baskets?

Does that make any sense to you at all?

I’m both delighted and annoyed. I finally feel she is being given books to read that are appropriate for her skill level. But why was she kept in such a low basket for so long?

This whole experience has been a good lesson for me. I realize I need to go with my gut about my children’s education. I also need to speak up more when I think my child is not getting the attention she needs. When she was assessed at the beginning of the year I should have spoken to the teacher about it more. I should have explained my feelings. But I didn't. I won't make that mistake again.

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Figuring Friends Out

2010-01-12T11:31:00.006-05:00

For years I convinced myself that my children could not make friends with nice, normal children even if I promised them a lifetime of toys and trips to Hershey Park to do so. No matter how many well-behaved, polite and kind-hearted kids there were in their classroom (or in our neighborhood), they would immediately gravitate toward the evil, black-hearted child who could easily stand in for the boy in The Omen.

Whenever I would think about their horrible friendships I would calm myself down by telling myself that I, too, made some really crappy pals in my life. And because of those relationships, I was able to discover what I wanted out of life and what I would accept as proper treatment.

I also reminded myself that my parents, who were quite strict and didn’t like a lot of the girls I knew, either, never forbade me from being buddies with those kids. (If they had I probably would have rebelled.) So, with my own children, I bit my tongue.

Sometimes (or, I should say, most times) when you as a parent let go and allow your children to make their own decisions (while gently guiding them in the right direction), a beautiful thing can happen. One of my children – who will be 8 years old in February – developed and matured and figured things out for herself.

I worried about some of the girls Lily preferred because they were bossy, had bad manners and looked at me with a smug look on their faces that made me want to smack them into obedience. One such girl really rubbed me the wrong way, and when I met her father, I got even more creeped out. (If I ever see him on America's Most Wanted I will not be surprised.) Yet Lily really liked this girl. A few months ago, however, Lily came home upset because the girl was mean to her. I decided to take the opportunity to teach Lily about friendship. I had done this before when she was bullied (click here to read more on that) but she was younger and didn’t understand the full extent of what I was trying to tell her.

“Lily, I can’t tell you who to be friends with,” I said. “But I can tell you what a good friend is.”

I told her friends make you feel good about yourself most of the time. I told her friends support you and help you make the right decisions. I told her friends defend you when someone wrongs you.

“Does she do any of those things?” I asked.

Lily shook her head. She began to cry.

I hugged her and asked what we could do to figure this out. She asked if I could call the girl’s mom and make the girl be nice to her. As much as I wanted to throttle the child and give the mom an earful, I told Lily I couldn’t do that.

“I worry that by doing that it will make things worse,” I said. “Besides, have you spoken to her about how you feel?”

Lily said she hadn’t.

“Then how will she know if you are upset?” I asked. “No one can read minds. If you don’t say how you feel, you can’t expect people to treat you differently.”

Cut to a few months later. I asked Lily if she was still friends with the girl. Lily shook her head.

“Oh,” I said, trying to contain my excitement. “Why not?”

“Um,” she said, tilting her head. “She isn’t very nice to me so I don’t really like to play with her.”

Viola! She figured it out.

I then asked who she considered to be her friends at school. Most of the girls she mentioned were the kids I wished she would hang out with. I didn't say anything to her (what kid wants their mom to approve of everything in their lives?) but instead just smiled and told her I was happy she found people with whom she could feel good about herself. After all, those are the kind of folks with whom we should always want to be.

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Who, Me?

2010-01-11T09:20:00.005-05:00

Sometimes, just for the heck of it, I like to see what’s out there in cyberspace. I click the link at the top of this blog page marked ‘Next blog’ and see where the Internet will take me.

Blogger, you’ve got some splainin’ to do.

Last week Blogger, the organization that publishes my A Reluctant Mom, apparently organized the domain names a bit and lumped my little blog in with a bunch of other family blogs.

A bunch of other Christian family blogs.

Now, I have nothing against Christians (considering 70 percent of my current friends are Christian, 25 percent are Jewish and 5 percent are Muslim), and I'm all for hanging out with other faiths. In fact, I finally feel like I’m a part of the team! But, Dear Blogger, how did my random little blog about raising strong-willed kids, cultivating relationships, and other random musings make you think I was a pious born again? (I did mention I was secular more than a few times, right?)

I wondered if the reason I was put in that category had something to do with the subject matter on my blog for the day. So I decided to experiment. I clicked on a post I wrote about sex (and nothing about God and religion). This time, Blogger made sense. Sort of. I was grouped with other mom blogs. But how, pray tell, am I like this woman (please read her “about me” section to know what I mean)?

Blogger? Are you out there?

Today, something even stranger happened. A Reluctant Mom was caught up in an incessant loop of three other blogs. Just three. One is written by a stay-at-home dad, one is written a woman who waxes incessantly about nothing (er, um, maybe I am like her) and one… well, I have no idea who or what that blog is. It kind of scared me.

I feel like I’m in grade school again and that I’m being pigeonholed into something I’m not.

Do me a favor, dear readers: click on the "Next blog" button, tell me where you land and post a comment. I'd like to know the company I keep.

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The Chase

2010-01-09T08:17:00.004-05:00

I bet if you ask most single men out there whether or not they like the thrill of the chase when it comes to women, the answer would be a resounding, “Yes.” Ask any single woman if they want to be wooed by a man, and the answer also will probably be “yes.”

So why is it that most men, once married, think they have to stop sweeping a gal off her feet?

I once said something to my dear husband about how romantic he was when we were dating me. “You were so sweet,” I said. “You brought me flowers, you gave me thoughtful and meaningful gifts. We would spend hours talking to each other and making each other laugh. You looked at me like I was the only woman in the world. What happened?”

“I got you,” he said.

Oh.

But here’s a tiny, little secret, fellas: even married women still want to be romanced, ravished and made to feel like they are the sexiest woman alive. We may be moms, we may drive cars that no single gal would ride in, and we may skip a shower once in a while, but dammit, we don’t like it one bit and we want you to help us forget the humdrum lives we sometimes lead.

Sure, the playing field has changed. That means the rules of the game are different, too. Wash, dry and put away all the dishes without being told? (Oooh, baby.) Tell me to take the day off while you hang out with the kids? (Man, it’s getting hot in here.) Sit down with me, hold my hand, talk to me and listen as I go on and on about my boring day? (You are looking fine tonight, honey.)

Get my point?

And let's talk about jewelry for a second. After my wedding band was slipped on my finger I didn't see another piece of jewelry for a long, long time. One year I finally asked my spouse why. It was early in our marriage, we had just had a baby and we were pretty broke at the time.

“I didn’t think we could afford it,” he said.

“Um, what kind of jewelry are you looking at?” I asked him.

“I dunno,” he said. “Expensive stuff.”

“Dude, I’m not Elizabeth Taylor,” I said. “I don’t give a rat’s ass if it’s the blue diamond. I just like a little something; a necklace, earrings, a bracelet. None of which have to be gold or diamonds.”

“Oh.”

Imagine that – I spoke and he listened. Just like I tell my children all the time, “People are not mind-readers. If you want something, you have to say it.”

The next holiday I woke up to find a little box on the table wrapped in plain paper and a lovely card beside it. He had discovered an talented artist, Chan Luu (who, after he bought me several of her items, was featured in December 2009's edition of Oprah's O magazine), and gave me one of her unique and special bracelets.

Yay!

Male readers, don’t misread this into thinking a sparkly gift is all it takes to get women in the sack. I still meant what I said about paying attention to us and, once in a while, dating us. It keeps the marriage fresh and keeps everyone very, very happy.

Ladies, have I missed anything? Please comment if I have.

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Not Very Alert

2010-01-08T08:48:00.003-05:00

When my cell phone rang, I didn’t understand the call. It came from the superintendent’s office, and I assumed they wanted me to be a substitute. I was confused at first because they never call me on my cell to sub; they always call me at home.

“Hello?” I said. Then I listened. A recorded voice began to speak. My heart began to pound. My hands began to shake. I didn’t wait for the rest of the message to finish. I threw down the phone.

“Aimee, stay here. I’m going to get Lily,” I said. I couldn’t wait for Aimee to put on her shoes and coat. I could barely get myself ready in time. I sprinted out the door and ran to the corner. I didn’t see her.

“Please, God, please God,” I said to myself. I scanned the sidewalk looking for her face.

He heard me. I saw her and breathed. “Thank you,” I whispered.

Two days ago, in our town, a man tried to abduct a fifth grade student. The girl ignored the man’s attempt to lure her into his 1993 gold Saturn and within a few minutes her parents arrived to pick her up. This event took place 24 hours before we got the call; before anyone knew his or her child might not be safe that day. To make matters worse, the same man tried again to kidnap a child yesterday at the same elementary school (not my child’s but the one a mile away). This time the police were waiting. He was caught and arrested for questioning.

I am angry for so many, many reasons. I’m furious because we were not alerted sooner. Had I known I never would have let my daughter walk home yesterday (it was the first warm day in weeks so I let her get some sunshine and exercise).

What upsets me more, however, what was I found out when at Lily’s piano lessons. A woman from a neighboring town (not in our district but her town borders ours) said their school district sends out alerts about any and all abduction attempts in their town and all nearby towns. “There were at least ten last year in the town next to us,” she said. The town she mentioned is one of the safest hamlets in New Jersey. “We heard about the incident in your town yesterday.”

What? Yesterday?

She and another woman began to stare at me because the steam coming out of my ears and my head twisting around in fury concerned them. How is it that she and all the parents in her district heard about the potential danger before I did?

Thankfully another Scorpio friend and I (say what you will about Scorpios but we will fight to the end for what is right) decided the school's error was egregious enough to warrant a terse e-mail. She sent one, and I did as well. Then I forwarded it to every mom and dad in town asking them to do the same (a few jumped at the chance; the rest ignored my plea). My friend Angela said what I had written was polite yet stern (a feat that is rare for me, people). I asked the superintendent and principal to come up with a better plan and to implement the same plan the woman’s town had in alerting citizens of all possible dangers to our children.

But here’s why I’m really angry. Remember this mom who wouldn’t let her child walk with mine because she's a Nervous Nelly who thinks a child molester lurks around every corner? (Click here to read that story.) Well, she won. She will now thumb her nose at me whenever I suggest my child do something independent. And now we're going to have to carpool together.

God, I hate when helicopter parents have a victory. Nothing pisses me off more. I still believe our country is still safe. I still believe our children gain self-confidence and self-esteem when they are allowed to do things on their own. We would all be a lot safer if our justice system kept these monsters behind bars for good instead of letting them out after a few years. All experts agree on one thing when it comes to sexual predators: they cannot be rehabilitated.

But they let this guy out anyway.

I am enraged that our safe little community has been tarnished by someone who never should have been on the streets in the first place. According to police reports, the 36-year-old man had recently been released last April after serving five years in jail for kidnapping, eluding and false public alarm. He lived two towns over from us.

Resolute

2010-01-07T07:56:00.003-05:00

I’m not one for making New Year’s resolutions. Each January 1 I am thankful for a fresh beginning. On January 2, however, I am reminded of a day shook me to my core and launched me into a deep depression when I was 30 years old. On that day my father died, and with him went the only person in my family who truly understood me. (Click here to read more on that.)

This year, however, I’ve decided to change my focus. I’ve decided to make this decade the Era of Peace; peace within myself and peace within my family. I began by reaching out to my brother (with whom I have been estranged for more than a year) and because I did so with an open heart, he responded in kind. (Amazing how that happens – it’s the law of attraction at its best. What you give, you definitely get.)

With peace comes forgiveness. I am working hard on trying to forgive those who have hurt me in the past. This sounds so simple yet it is incredibly difficult for me to do. While my mom was here, I discovered why. One day Aimee began to misbehave. She continued on her oppositional path all day long, with periods of remorse in between. Each time I asked her to apologize to my mom, my mother did what she did to me in the past: she didn’t accept. Instead she made Aimee feel worse for apologizing (a tactic I was used to my entire life). After the third time she did this I became so enraged I said, “Mom, in this house we accept apologies and move on.”

“Well, how many times is she going to say she’s sorry and keep doing what she’s doing?” she asked me.

“As many times as it takes to learn,” I said. “She’s five.”

I realized at that point why I have such a hard time apologizing. The weird part is I have no problem apologizing to my own kids. (Apologizing to my husband is harder, but I do it.) Sometimes, however, when my children apologize to me, I feel the instinct to make them suffer and have to stuff that emotion down my throat and say instead, “I accept your apology,” or “It’s okay.”

I really hate myself when I feel that way.

(I do, sometimes, explain that saying sorry means changing one's behavior. Some kids think that by apologizing they can just continue with what they are doing without consequence. Even so, I still accept her words of remorse.)

So you can probably understand why, after I sent a note of apology to my brother, I became nauseated and shaky. Every time I checked my e-mail I got butterflies. Then I saw his response and immediately felt a wave of relief. It was extremely difficult for me to write what I did, especially because I feel I, too, am owed an apology but was willing to let that go to achieve harmony between us. I succeeded.

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