tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64968908133621727372024-09-11T15:24:51.599-07:00Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-60357465155835159102013-08-14T05:04:00.002-07:002018-07-18T13:48:17.842-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaVRN3ydwE0W6e0JXGDvvk_vKN4GzqUSoXVsEmuYfv2K2BJRfWgHBT98Iu1rqwtFqu_-Adbf61lcNhX7WX-qARq_4KvKt-_jTGhf1nvFtvFT-WW3UMsT2WjZoSljIqyTWkwaK-YBbb8J3N/s1600/images.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaVRN3ydwE0W6e0JXGDvvk_vKN4GzqUSoXVsEmuYfv2K2BJRfWgHBT98Iu1rqwtFqu_-Adbf61lcNhX7WX-qARq_4KvKt-_jTGhf1nvFtvFT-WW3UMsT2WjZoSljIqyTWkwaK-YBbb8J3N/s1600/images.jpg" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> This is very cute puppy photo i know people always like cute photos....<br /> <br /> &nbsp; <br /> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="width: 377px;"><colgroup><col style="mso-width-alt: 13787; mso-width-source: userset; width: 283pt;" width="377"></col> </colgroup><tbody> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl65" height="20" style="height: 15.0pt; width: 283pt;" width="377"><a href="http://www.lawrence.com/users/rahulresign/">http://www.lawrence.com/users/rahulresign/</a></td> </tr> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl65" height="20" style="border-top: none; height: 15.0pt;"><a href="https://www.writing.com/main/portfolio/view/rahulresign">https://www.writing.com/main/portfolio/view/rahulresign</a></td> </tr> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl65" height="20" style="border-top: none; height: 15.0pt;"><a 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<div style="background: rgba(128, 128, 128, 0.5) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; pointer-events: none;"> </div> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="width: 311px;"><colgroup><col style="mso-width-alt: 11373; mso-width-source: userset; width: 233pt;" width="311"></col> </colgroup><tbody> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl64" height="20" style="height: 15.0pt; width: 233pt;" width="311"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="width: 377px;"><colgroup><col style="mso-width-alt: 13787; mso-width-source: userset; width: 283pt;" width="377"></col> </colgroup><tbody> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl64" height="20" style="height: 15.0pt; width: 283pt;" width="377"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="width: 377px;"><colgroup><col style="mso-width-alt: 13787; mso-width-source: userset; width: 283pt;" width="377"></col> </colgroup><tbody> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl65" 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15.0pt;"><br /></td> </tr> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl64" height="20" style="border-top: none; height: 15.0pt;"><br /></td> </tr> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl64" height="20" style="border-top: none; height: 15.0pt;"><br /></td> </tr> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl64" height="20" style="border-top: none; height: 15.0pt;"><br /></td> </tr> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl64" height="20" style="border-top: none; height: 15.0pt;"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl64" height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"><br /></td> </tr> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl64" height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"><br /></td> </tr> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl64" height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"><br /></td> </tr> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl64" height="20" style="height: 15.0pt; position: relative;"><br /></td> </tr> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl64" height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"><br /></td> </tr> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl64" height="20" style="height: 15.0pt; position: relative;"><br /></td> </tr> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl64" height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"><br /></td> </tr> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl65" height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"><br /></td> </tr> <tr height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"> <td class="xl65" height="20" style="height: 15.0pt;"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br /> <br /></div> Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-71734136001330645322011-12-24T05:49:00.000-08:002012-01-23T23:48:09.776-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <h2 style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: times new roman,helvetica;">Christmas Poem</span></h2><br /> <div style="color: #c27ba0;"><br /> </div><div style="color: #c27ba0;"><span style="font-family: times new roman,helvetica;"><span style="color: #0b5394;">Twas the night before Christmas </span><img align="right" alt="Christmas Santa" height="129" hspace="5" src="http://www.ahajokes.com/g/small11.gif" style="color: #0b5394;" vspace="15" width="108" /><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> and throughout the substation,</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> Not a deputy stirred,</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> they were all on vacation. </span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /> <br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> The stockings were hung</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> on the wall with great care,</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> Next to some T-shirts</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> and old underwear. </span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /> <br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> I was working the night shift</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> compiling stats,</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> Answering the phone,</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> and feeding the rat. </span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /> <br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> When all of a sudden</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> there arose such a clatter,</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> I leapt from my desk</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> to see what was the matter! </span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /> <br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> I opened the door</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> with a creak and a crick,</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> And saw a jolly red fat man</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> I knew must be St. Nick. </span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /> <br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> I had seen his picture</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> a time or two,</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> He was wanted:</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> Article 27 - Section 342. </span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /> <br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> I threw open the door</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> and commanded him "Freeze!"</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> "Put your hands on you head</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> and get down on your knees." </span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /> <br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> But he turned and he ran,</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> up the chimney he flew,</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> With me in pursuit,</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> toward Booth St. I knew. </span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /> <br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> When we got to the roof</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> Santa made for his sleigh,</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> Throwing down toys</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> and blocking my way. </span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /> <br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> As I got to the peak,</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> he threw down some crack,</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> I slipped and I fell</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> landing flat on my back. </span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /> <br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> To my front I was faced</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> with a toy M-1 tank,</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> And Pink Power Rangers</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> covering my flank. </span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /> <br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> "On Dasher, on Dancer!",</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> he cried loud and clear.</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> Then I got off three rounds</span><br style="color: #0b5394;" /><span style="color: #0b5394;"> and dropped the lead deer.</span> </span></div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-89153683187258729972011-12-09T05:26:00.000-08:002012-01-23T23:49:52.569-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #0b5394;">2 dost ek hi exm me 2 ri bar fail ho gaye</div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br /> </div><div style="color: #0b5394;">1 dost- chal yaar suicide karte hai,</div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br /> </div><div style="color: #0b5394;">2 dost- abe pagla gaya h kya agle janam fir "jr.KG" se shuru karna padega.....</div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-11812628861718558332011-11-21T05:36:00.001-08:002012-01-23T23:52:13.688-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #0b5394;">Santa: pappa agar main exam pass karunga to kya doge?</div><div style="color: #0b5394;">Pappa: ek cycle dilaadoonga</div><div style="color: #0b5394;">Santa: agar fail hua to?</div><div style="color: #0b5394;">Pappa: 10 cycle dilaaunga</div><div style="color: #0b5394;">Santa: woh kyu?</div><div style="color: #0b5394;">Pappa: padhaai bandh karke cycle shop khol lo </div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-42558851746529512412011-11-15T00:21:00.000-08:002012-01-23T23:53:53.674-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #0b5394;">Man: Bed majbut banana, Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai. <br /> Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..! <br /> <br /> Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi? <br /> Papa: Haan. <br /> Beta: Kis se hui? <br /> Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se.. <br /> Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li. <br /> <br /> <br /> MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge, <br /> BETA-Nahi <br /> MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge, <br /> BETA-Nahi <br /> MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge, <br /> BETA-Nahi <br /> MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai, <br /> Chappal Hi Khayega. </div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-69618078934742627652011-11-09T05:10:00.000-08:002011-12-01T03:18:40.862-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #d0e0e3;">Baar baar yeh din aaye,<br /> baar baar yeh dil gaaye,<br /> tu jiye hazaro saal,<br /> yehi hai meri aarzoo,<br /> Happy Birthday To You !!!</div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-65552424535443514172011-10-31T06:07:00.000-07:002011-12-01T03:18:19.239-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #d9ead3;">JAb <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1320066372_3">maine</span> darwaza khola, Apki ankho me AANSU,</div><div style="color: #d9ead3;">chehre par hansi thi,</div><div style="color: #d9ead3;">.</div><div style="color: #d9ead3;">Sanso me AAHEN,</div><div style="color: #d9ead3;">Dil me Bebasi thi.</div><div style="color: #d9ead3;">.</div><div style="color: #d9ead3;">.</div><div style="color: #d9ead3;">Pehle Kyu Nhi Bataya,</div><div style="color: #d9ead3;">.</div><div style="color: #d9ead3;">.</div><div style="color: #d9ead3;">Darwaze Me Ungli Phasi Thi.</div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-5482138711478345022011-10-29T05:19:00.001-07:002011-12-01T03:18:02.920-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #fff2cc;">Oye.....<br /> (,") Battamez<br /> &lt;((&gt;<br /> _//_<br /> <br /> ... Besharam<br /> <br /> Behaya<br /> <br /> Baewaqof<br /> <br /> Nikammy<br /> <br /> Jahil<br /> <br /> Pagal<br /> <br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> hein<br /> Wo L0g .<br /> <br /> Jo ap ki<br /> Qadar nhn kartay!<br /> TUSSI Ty GREAT HO</div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-13942113038675152642011-10-29T05:18:00.001-07:002011-12-01T03:17:44.456-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #fce5cd;">College Life<br /> means...<br /> 8 frnds,2 bikes bt no petrol...!<br /> means...<br /> Exam nite,6 dufers &amp; no notes...!<br /> ... means...<br /> Sitting on sea view,6 smokerz &amp;<br /> 1cigarette. ..!<br /> means...<br /> Principal call for insult, 6<br /> gangsternd all r saying pehle tu ja<br /> pehle tuja kamine<br /> means...<br /> 1 Girl,6 frnds nd all r saying,Ter i<br /> Bhabi,Teri Bhabi.!<br /> means.!<br /> Evrythng stupid but sumthng<br /> sensible.!<br /> Thats FRIENDSHIP .!<br /> Love my Frndzzz ♥ Love my colg..<br /> Hit like if you agree</div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-42512907219178078112011-10-28T06:24:00.000-07:002011-12-01T03:17:20.587-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #f4cccc;">&nbsp;Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,</div><div style="color: #f4cccc;">Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,</div><div style="color: #f4cccc;">deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,</div><div style="color: #f4cccc;">Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali" By khushbu</div><div style="color: #f4cccc;">Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,</div><div style="color: #f4cccc;">Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,</div><div style="color: #f4cccc;">Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,</div><div style="color: #f4cccc;">Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...</div><div style="color: #f4cccc;">Happy Diwali By Paro </div><div style="color: #f4cccc;"><br /> </div><div style="color: #f4cccc;">Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,</div><div style="color: #f4cccc;">Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,</div><div style="color: #f4cccc;">Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,</div><div style="color: #f4cccc;">Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye</div><div style="color: #f4cccc;">Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye...By khushbu</div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-28028048497313611052011-10-15T06:47:00.000-07:002011-12-01T03:25:52.044-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #ead1dc;">Pappu: market jata hai underwear kharid karne. <br /> Pappu: Yeh kitne ka hai? <br /> Dokandar: Rs 600. <br /> Kanjoos Pappu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi. </div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-39866437326021550692011-10-15T06:45:00.001-07:002011-12-01T03:25:35.196-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #d9d2e9;">Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.” <br /> Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai! </div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-1615759942384891742011-10-05T06:18:00.001-07:002011-12-01T03:25:19.685-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #cfe2f3;">Santa doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya<br /> dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi<br /> Santa bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye<br /> 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha</div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-91113713467735729492011-10-05T06:17:00.000-07:002011-10-05T06:17:03.372-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #0b5394;">Life ho to aise,<br /> Monday ko dosti,<br /> Tuesday ko pyaar,<br /> Wednesday ko mangni,<br /> Thursday ko barat,<br /> Friday ko fighting,<br /> Satursday ko talaq,<br /> Sunday ko rest,<br /> Monday ko next.</div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-77730615574090360752011-10-05T06:15:00.001-07:002011-10-05T06:15:54.103-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #0b5394;">Agar raat ko koi Aapke badroom me Aaye,<br /> Tumhare Badan ko chume,<br /> Gaalo ko kiss kare,<br /> toh Romantic maat bano,<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> “MOSPEL” lagao <b>MACHHAR BHAGAO…</b></div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-52798023035908624372011-10-05T06:14:00.000-07:002011-10-05T06:14:03.551-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #0b5394;">Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,<br /> Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje,<br /> Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi,<br /> Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.</div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-26653686767781090822011-10-05T06:12:00.000-07:002011-10-05T06:12:59.368-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>Wife:</b> Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai,</div><div style="color: #0b5394;">Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha.</div><div style="color: #0b5394;"> Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!<br /> <b>Husband:</b> Wow! itni lambi celebration!</div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-56403008578928562802011-10-05T06:10:00.001-07:002011-10-05T06:10:28.438-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #0b5394;">Raju aur Rani Raju Rani ko pasand karta hay, aur Rani Raju k bhai ko… Jab k Raju k bhai ko Rani ki behan achi lagti hai aur Rani ki behan ko Raju pasand karti hai.<br /> Halan-k Raju pehle hi Rani ko chahta hai…. Ab jab-k Rani ko Raju acha nahin lagta aur Raju ka bhai Rani k liye razi nahi hay aur Raju Rani ki behan se pyar nahin karta jab k Rani ki behan ko Raju ka bhai acha nahin lagta… To ye unka personal problem hay.</div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-15852293164164587732011-10-05T06:07:00.000-07:002011-10-05T06:07:26.241-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #0b5394;">Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.</div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br /> </div><div style="color: #0b5394;">Sardar: Ha ha ha!</div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br /> </div><div style="color: #0b5394;">hangtode.jpg</div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br /> </div><div style="color: #0b5394;">Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?</div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br /> </div><div style="color: #0b5394;">Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!</div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-762167373311271302011-10-05T06:05:00.001-07:002011-10-05T06:05:59.055-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="entry" style="color: #0b5394;"> Santa Police se:<br /> Kal rat chor mere ghar se<br /> TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye<br /> Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??<br /> Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..<br /> </div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-71875865252401115382011-10-05T06:04:00.001-07:002011-10-05T06:04:55.920-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="entry" style="color: #0b5394;"> Aankhon Me Sharafat,<br /> Chaal Me Nazakat,<br /> Dil Me Sachai,<br /> Cheray Par Safai,<br /> Isi Liye Tou .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai<br /> “BHAI”<br /> </div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-33474209841398870452011-10-05T05:55:00.001-07:002011-10-05T05:55:35.995-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #0b5394;">Rubel gora tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha. <br /> Tab Rubel apne patni ke paas jata hai aur pucha hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya?” <br /> Aur pher uski bibi ne jawab diya, Darling mein vi Hot tum vi hot sayad “Bachcha Jal gaya hoga.” </div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6496890813362172737.post-8881043031684825372011-10-05T05:53:00.001-07:002011-10-05T05:53:53.188-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #0b5394;">Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.” <br /> Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj sala mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!</div></div>Sohel Shaikhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04701851782157246359noreply@blogger.com0