tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149482692012-02-16T01:13:33.740-07:00Cool Quotes - HumorKlip7noreply@blogger.comBlogger64125blogspot/FPujzhttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-50834836403582586252012-01-12T12:16:00.001-07:002012-01-12T12:16:27.612-07:002012-01-12T12:16:27.612-07:00<span style="color: white;">.</span> <br /> <table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" style="width: 468px;"> <tbody> <tr> <td height="15"><script type="text/javascript"> <!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-3488828312596129"; /* Wordpress */ google_ad_slot = "0343060149"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; //--> </script> <script src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type="text/javascript"> </script> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <span style="color: white;">.</span> <b>&nbsp;</b><br /> <b>Cool Quotes 12-01-12</b><br /> <br /> "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy"<br /> <br /> <ul> <li>Tom Clancy</li> </ul> <br /> "Bush should take up t'ai chi. He'd be a lot more relaxed and not so invady"<br /> <br /> <ul> <li>Todd Thane - Landscaper</li> </ul> <br /> "Recently I performed at an animal rights barbecue"<br /> <br /> <ul> <li>Adam Christing</li> </ul> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-5083483640358258625?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EoKC2gt4sZDI4JL_6_k5ytiqW4g/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EoKC2gt4sZDI4JL_6_k5ytiqW4g/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EoKC2gt4sZDI4JL_6_k5ytiqW4g/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EoKC2gt4sZDI4JL_6_k5ytiqW4g/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/FoR3AnY6N4U" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2012/01/cool-quotes-12-01-12.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-26612273443043497642011-11-14T10:15:00.001-07:002011-11-14T10:20:33.087-07:002011-11-14T10:20:33.087-07:00&nbsp; <br /> <b>Cool Quotes 14-11-11</b><br /><br />"In this life all that I have is my word and my balls and I do not break them for nobody"<br /><br /> <ul> <li>Al Capone</li> </ul> <br />"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home"<br /><br /> <ul> <li>Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment corp., 1977</li> </ul> <br />"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps"<br /><br /> <ul> <li>Tiger Woods</li> </ul> <br /> <br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.klip7.cl/klip7i/online/crazy_jokes.htm" target="_blank"><i>Crazy Jokes</i></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-2661227344304349764?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0ItlZSjNF_aQGvEERHWI7SHMreE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0ItlZSjNF_aQGvEERHWI7SHMreE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0ItlZSjNF_aQGvEERHWI7SHMreE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0ItlZSjNF_aQGvEERHWI7SHMreE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/0dTeg19jVTg" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2011/11/cool-quotes-14-11-11.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-79219681714681659642011-10-09T18:55:00.002-07:002011-11-14T10:15:17.380-07:002011-11-14T10:15:17.380-07:00<span style="color: white;">.</span> <br /> <table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" style="width: 468px;"> <tbody> <tr> <td height="15"><script type="text/javascript"> <!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-3488828312596129"; /* Wordpress */ google_ad_slot = "0343060149"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; //--> </script> <script src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type="text/javascript"> </script> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <span style="color: white;">.</span> <br /> <b>Cool Quotes 09-10-11</b><br /> <br /> "Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason"<br /> <br /> <ul> <li>Oscar Wilde</li> </ul> <br /> "I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me"<br /> <br /> <ul> <li>Dick Martin</li> </ul> <br /> "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful"<br /> <br /> <ul> <li>Robert De Niro</li> </ul> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-7921968171468165964?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LF16CnYRlwv_8dNUtFUvnILOQsk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LF16CnYRlwv_8dNUtFUvnILOQsk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LF16CnYRlwv_8dNUtFUvnILOQsk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LF16CnYRlwv_8dNUtFUvnILOQsk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/9ixgPcnZ-Gs" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2011/10/cool-quotes-09-10-11.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-2536362117298564772011-09-06T14:25:00.000-07:002011-09-06T14:25:06.346-07:002011-09-06T14:25:06.346-07:00<div style="color: white;">.</div>"My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Rodney Dangerfield</li> </ul><br /> "The most difficult part of getting to the top of the ladder is getting through the crowd at the bottom"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Arch Ward, Promoter and sports editor</li> </ul><br /> "If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry¿ you, I want to have children...' -- they leave skid marks"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Rita Rudner</li> </ul><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.klip7.cl/klip7i/online/seafood_recipes.htm"><i>Seafood Recipes</i></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: white;">.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-253636211729856477?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ut0ZAwRoVqAx9rhV6oWxgpFigww/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ut0ZAwRoVqAx9rhV6oWxgpFigww/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ut0ZAwRoVqAx9rhV6oWxgpFigww/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ut0ZAwRoVqAx9rhV6oWxgpFigww/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/01cxOTSjUzM" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2011/09/cool-quotes-06-09-11.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-32396931814830721722011-08-05T09:39:00.002-07:002011-08-05T09:39:54.635-07:002011-08-05T09:39:54.635-07:00<div style="color: white;">.</div>"My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Ashleigh Brilliant</li> </ul><br /> "A politician is a man who will doublecross a bridge when he comes to it"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Oscar Levant</li> </ul><br /> "Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927</li> </ul><span style="color: white;">.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-3239693181483072172?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jSX4FunGK8WQYUMPpUb-BbBrCTI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jSX4FunGK8WQYUMPpUb-BbBrCTI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jSX4FunGK8WQYUMPpUb-BbBrCTI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jSX4FunGK8WQYUMPpUb-BbBrCTI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/KlrTRxIo3UQ" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2011/08/cool-quotes-05-08-11.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-15271136813134529912011-07-03T17:57:00.000-07:002011-07-03T17:57:19.192-07:002011-07-03T17:57:19.192-07:00<span style="color: white;">.</span><br /> <table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" style="width: 468px;"><tbody> <tr> <td height="15"><script type="text/javascript"> <!-- google_ad_client = "pub-2198258712032778"; /* 468x15, creado 22/04/10 */ google_ad_slot = "2739811203"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; //--> </script><br /> <script src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type="text/javascript"> </script></td> </tr> </tbody></table><span style="color: white;">.</span><br /> "The world we live in: Just look at us. Everything is&nbsp; backwards. Everything is upside down. Doctors destroy&nbsp; health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy&nbsp; knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the major media&nbsp; destroy information, and religion destroys spirituality"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Michael Ellner</li> </ul><br /> "Marraige is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an institution"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Groucho Marx</li> </ul><br /> "If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost certainly right; but if he says that it is impossible, he is very probably wrong"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Arthur C. Clarke</li> </ul><span style="color: white;">.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-1527113681313452991?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NL1dtrrkOpZEgSPxtZ1DmmM9pRY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NL1dtrrkOpZEgSPxtZ1DmmM9pRY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NL1dtrrkOpZEgSPxtZ1DmmM9pRY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NL1dtrrkOpZEgSPxtZ1DmmM9pRY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/zWvSXixjcnM" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2011/07/cool-quotes-03-07-11.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-80988321376129073192011-05-24T14:19:00.000-07:002011-05-24T14:19:13.489-07:002011-05-24T14:19:13.489-07:00<div style="color: white;">.</div>"I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave it up. They have no holidays"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Henny Youngman</li> </ul><br /> "You know the difference between a rich genius and a broke genius? ...a broke genius is two years ahead of his time, a rich genius is six months ahead of his time"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Clayton P. Knowles, Jr.</li> </ul><br /> "A psychiatrist is a man who goes to a strip club and watches the audience"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Merv Stockwood</li> </ul><span style="color: white;">.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-8098832137612907319?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wQv5oi2610ESvwDXxYPJfyLaFYQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wQv5oi2610ESvwDXxYPJfyLaFYQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wQv5oi2610ESvwDXxYPJfyLaFYQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wQv5oi2610ESvwDXxYPJfyLaFYQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/33WlEW6MWYY" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2011/05/cool-quotes-24-05-11.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-20366835727096925972011-03-21T11:06:00.000-07:002011-03-21T11:06:12.484-07:002011-03-21T11:06:12.484-07:00<div style="color: white;">.</div>"Liberals feel worthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Mort Sahl</li> </ul><br /> "If your phone has been disconnected for any reason, call now"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Erik Estrada, in a commercial for Smoke Signals telephone service.</li> </ul><br /> "Lawyers spend a great deal of time shoveling smoke"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. </li> </ul><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.herbal7.com/"><i>&nbsp;Herbalife</i></a></div><span style="color: white;">.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-2036683572709692597?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/adiTow-ug_xepd0sHq5p7RHaVnQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/adiTow-ug_xepd0sHq5p7RHaVnQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/adiTow-ug_xepd0sHq5p7RHaVnQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/adiTow-ug_xepd0sHq5p7RHaVnQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/YH4uB_xDrBI" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2011/03/cool-quotes-21-03-11.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-53058140920412257312011-02-18T04:12:00.000-07:002011-02-18T04:12:38.219-07:002011-02-18T04:12:38.219-07:00"Tourism is an odd thing. You fly off to a strange land, eagerly abandoning all the comforts of home, and then expend time and money in a futile attempt to recapture the comforts that you wouldn't have lost if you hadn't left home in the first place"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Bill Bryson</li> </ul><br /> <br /> "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Steve Martin</li> </ul><br /> <br /> "A zebra does not change its spots"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Al Gore</li> </ul><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/italian7/HzWv"><i>Italian Recipes</i></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-5305814092041225731?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wqi2IyN2QV2B1K6k_kJhnwXHsRM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wqi2IyN2QV2B1K6k_kJhnwXHsRM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wqi2IyN2QV2B1K6k_kJhnwXHsRM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wqi2IyN2QV2B1K6k_kJhnwXHsRM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/dEwQus0_VV0" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2011/02/cool-quotes-18-02-11.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-28564146017334142902011-01-17T22:11:00.000-07:002011-01-17T22:11:46.266-07:002011-01-17T22:11:46.266-07:00<div style="color: white;">.</div>"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Switching supervisor, AT&amp;T Long Lines Division</li> </ul><br /> "Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Robin Williams</li> </ul><br /> "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say"<br /> <br /> <ul><li>Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation</li> </ul><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><i><a href="http://dogs-world-7.blogspot.com/">Dog World</a></i> </div>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-2856414601733414290?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qpahLZqY4rhfH0d9ZGkUkFforgI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qpahLZqY4rhfH0d9ZGkUkFforgI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qpahLZqY4rhfH0d9ZGkUkFforgI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qpahLZqY4rhfH0d9ZGkUkFforgI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/8M8Pz78hKeQ" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2011/01/cool-quotes-18-01-11.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-78122092439678437712010-11-13T18:52:00.003-07:002010-11-13T19:12:45.092-07:002010-11-13T19:12:45.092-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span><br />"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me"<br /><br /><ul><li>Benjamin Disraeli</li></ul><br /><br />"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business"<br /><br /><ul><li>Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company</li></ul><br /><br />"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night"<br /><br /><ul><li>Woody Allen</li></ul><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-7812209243967843771?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uoNxpn3f6j9dWZPQfsBTd_qzEbo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uoNxpn3f6j9dWZPQfsBTd_qzEbo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uoNxpn3f6j9dWZPQfsBTd_qzEbo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uoNxpn3f6j9dWZPQfsBTd_qzEbo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/JNXEcJ-8m4A" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2010/11/cool-quotes.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-74409675457246461572010-09-07T05:43:00.001-07:002010-09-07T05:47:53.802-07:002010-09-07T05:47:53.802-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span><br />Marriage is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an institution?<br /><br /><ul><li>Groucho Marx</li></ul><br />I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.<br /><br /><ul><li>Al Gore, 5/22/98</li></ul><br />Too bad that all the people who know how to run this country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.<br /><br /><ul><li>George Burns</li></ul><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://garfield.imagenes-7.com/"><span style="font-style: italic;">Garfield</span></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-7440967545724646157?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/z0ZSkrHWLCmFnjLVr3431939Ktc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/z0ZSkrHWLCmFnjLVr3431939Ktc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/z0ZSkrHWLCmFnjLVr3431939Ktc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/z0ZSkrHWLCmFnjLVr3431939Ktc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/DKRXHcuux3U" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2010/09/cool-quotes-07-09-10.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-16883594114739853412010-05-27T19:28:00.000-07:002010-05-27T19:29:45.640-07:002010-05-27T19:29:45.640-07:00My niece was thrilled to hear that a new car wash was opening up in her neighborhood."How convenient," she said."I can walk to it."<br /><br /><ul><li>Cathy McCourt</li></ul><br />Mother to adult daughter: "Men are only after one thing -- the TV remote.<br /><br /><ul><li>Bunny Hoest &amp; John Reiner</li></ul><br />Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive talkers? It's called On &amp; On Anon.<br /><br /><ul><li>Sally Davis</li></ul><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://low-fat-7.com/"><span style="font-style: italic;">Low Fat Recipes</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-1688359411473985341?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n9yc3kFnkLiC4DB3uc4EzQnJTME/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n9yc3kFnkLiC4DB3uc4EzQnJTME/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n9yc3kFnkLiC4DB3uc4EzQnJTME/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n9yc3kFnkLiC4DB3uc4EzQnJTME/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/g9UJJHfdqnU" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2010/05/cool-quotes-27-05-10.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-76776681765904242652010-03-25T14:35:00.001-07:002010-03-25T14:37:07.574-07:002010-03-25T14:37:07.574-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-weight: bold;">.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">To see new posts visit </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.cool-quotes.info/">http://www.cool-quotes.info/</a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-weight: bold;">.</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-7677668176590424265?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8OeD82dBTH6rEwvu4rFAX15S2xA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8OeD82dBTH6rEwvu4rFAX15S2xA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8OeD82dBTH6rEwvu4rFAX15S2xA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8OeD82dBTH6rEwvu4rFAX15S2xA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/aGhLUPgyWoU" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2010/03/new-posts.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-43081374726459130962010-01-21T11:21:00.001-07:002010-01-21T11:23:06.198-07:002010-01-21T11:23:06.198-07:00In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.<br /><br /><ul><li>Voltaire</li></ul><br />My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.<br /><br /><ul><li>Bill Kelly</li></ul><br />I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.<br /><br /><ul><li>Garrison Keillor</li></ul><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.firmas7.com/nombres/e/"><span style="font-style: italic;"> Animated Signatures - Animated Names</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-4308137472645913096?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IXM-49P_zn0fQa06443QpzWi3_w/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IXM-49P_zn0fQa06443QpzWi3_w/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IXM-49P_zn0fQa06443QpzWi3_w/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IXM-49P_zn0fQa06443QpzWi3_w/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/Tn-5SwK8Ln0" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2010/01/cool-quotes-21-01-10.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-29510575072206780492009-12-13T06:30:00.001-07:002009-12-13T06:32:30.333-07:002009-12-13T06:32:30.333-07:00"Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit."<br /><br /><ul><li>R.E. Shay</li></ul><br />"Reality is that stuff which, no matter what you believe, just won't go away."<br /><br /><ul><li>David Paktor</li></ul><br />"Marriage is like a violin. After all the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached."<br /><br /><ul><li>Renee from Napa</li></ul><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.herbal7.com/herbal_usa/english/thermojetics_tradicional.htm"><span style="font-style: italic;">Herbal Concentrate</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-2951057507220678049?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kFRN0EX-8DZb51PqzXagOpBpE9A/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kFRN0EX-8DZb51PqzXagOpBpE9A/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kFRN0EX-8DZb51PqzXagOpBpE9A/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kFRN0EX-8DZb51PqzXagOpBpE9A/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/NrdiQjA5T0Q" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2009/12/cool-quotes-13-12-09.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-25908276182644669442009-10-16T10:31:00.001-07:002009-10-16T10:34:28.571-07:002009-10-16T10:34:28.571-07:00"Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!"<br /><br /><ul><li>Pericles (430 B.C.)</li></ul><br />"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."<br /><br /><ul><li>Ingrid Bergman</li></ul><br />"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."<br /><br /><ul><li>James Holt McGavran</li></ul><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.firmas7.com/nombres/n/"><span style="font-style: italic;">Animated Signatures - Animated Names</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-2590827618264466944?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rWT8V4Wr3MEppHziXGbNpwP6Yb0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rWT8V4Wr3MEppHziXGbNpwP6Yb0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rWT8V4Wr3MEppHziXGbNpwP6Yb0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rWT8V4Wr3MEppHziXGbNpwP6Yb0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/N-RYDwVaYf0" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2009/10/cool-quotes-16-10-09.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-1321606453945794912009-09-05T19:37:00.001-07:002009-09-05T19:39:27.487-07:002009-09-05T19:39:27.487-07:00You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.<br /><br /><ul><li>Henny Youngman</li></ul><br />A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.<br /><br /><ul><li>Milton Berle</li></ul><br />Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.<br /><br /><ul><li>Henny Youngman</li></ul><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.klip7.cl/klip7i/online/proverbs.htm"><span style="font-style: italic;">Proverbs</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-132160645394579491?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/R53J2nOUf3SP2KhJBPn7zgnWebk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/R53J2nOUf3SP2KhJBPn7zgnWebk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/R53J2nOUf3SP2KhJBPn7zgnWebk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/R53J2nOUf3SP2KhJBPn7zgnWebk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/sOGzIkrafpg" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2009/09/cool-quotes-05-09-09.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-66075712126508427402009-07-18T21:59:00.000-07:002009-07-18T22:00:28.072-07:002009-07-18T22:00:28.072-07:00The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.<br /><br /><ul><li>Mark Twain</li></ul><br />It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.<br /><br /><ul><li>Matt Barry</li></ul><br />Mother to adult daughter: "Men are only after one thing -- the TV remote.<br /><br /><ul><li>Bunny Hoest &amp; John Reiner</li></ul><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.recipes7.info/"><span style="font-style: italic;"> Free Recipes</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-6607571212650842740?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UWUQKiouKP-T_wHLhF3xhSmKv-c/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UWUQKiouKP-T_wHLhF3xhSmKv-c/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UWUQKiouKP-T_wHLhF3xhSmKv-c/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UWUQKiouKP-T_wHLhF3xhSmKv-c/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/kCVMXG_K9iM" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2009/07/cool-quotes-19072009.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-25625636046254796572009-06-02T08:35:00.000-07:002009-06-02T08:36:30.261-07:002009-06-02T08:36:30.261-07:00I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.<br /><br /><ul><li>Zsa Zsa Gabor</li></ul><br />Even a secret agent can't lie to a Jewish mother.<br /><br /><ul><li>Peter Malkin</li></ul><br />I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave?<br /><br /><ul><li>Beverly Mickins</li></ul> <br /><div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.herbal7.com/herbal_usa/english/tang_kuei.htm"><span style="font-style: italic;">Tang Kuei</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-2562563604625479657?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/G3Vw2bZSTYz6_aoeBIXtfcrxTBg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/G3Vw2bZSTYz6_aoeBIXtfcrxTBg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/G3Vw2bZSTYz6_aoeBIXtfcrxTBg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/G3Vw2bZSTYz6_aoeBIXtfcrxTBg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/ZkSpI88hR5U" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2009/06/cool-quotes-02-06-09.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-18899008597696697372009-04-08T19:22:00.001-07:002009-04-08T19:27:11.457-07:002009-04-08T19:27:11.457-07:00Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way.<br /><br /><ul><li>Red O'Donnell</li></ul><br /><br />A hard man is good to find.<br /><br /><ul><li>Mae West</li></ul><br /><br />To do each day two things one dislikes is a precept I have followed scrupulously: every day I have got up and have gone to bed.<br /><br /><ul><li>W. Somerset Maugham</li></ul><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.tips7.info/"><span style="font-style: italic;">Tips &amp; Tricks - Home</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-1889900859769669737?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YdY7d0BXT380JDTLa8l-Hle-FUc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YdY7d0BXT380JDTLa8l-Hle-FUc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YdY7d0BXT380JDTLa8l-Hle-FUc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YdY7d0BXT380JDTLa8l-Hle-FUc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/Bg3kYVo_cHI" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2009/04/cool-quotes-4809.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-34778076981370636682009-02-15T13:44:00.000-07:002009-02-15T13:46:45.190-07:002009-02-15T13:46:45.190-07:00There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress.<br /><br /><ul><li>Mark Twain</li></ul><br />Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.<br /><br /><ul><li>Drew Carey</li></ul><br />The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.<br /><br /><ul><li>Jeff Foxworthy</li></ul><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.comics7.info/"><span style="font-style: italic;"> Garfield</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-3477807698137063668?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6lzYzNGm_ScLpa-pl0SyfJn_F-Q/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6lzYzNGm_ScLpa-pl0SyfJn_F-Q/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6lzYzNGm_ScLpa-pl0SyfJn_F-Q/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6lzYzNGm_ScLpa-pl0SyfJn_F-Q/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/zqpROEWsVSs" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2009/02/cool-quotes-15-02-09.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-58776857860577135862008-12-21T07:31:00.000-07:002008-12-21T07:31:00.266-07:002008-12-21T07:31:00.266-07:00Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?<br /><br /><ul><li>Benny Hill</li></ul><br />Let me tell you one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil.<br /><br /><ul><li>Golda Meir</li></ul><br />When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is, technically, in the room.<br /><br /><ul><li>Dave Barry </li></ul><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.low7.net/"><span style="font-style: italic;"> Low Fat Recipes</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-5877685786057713586?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9huv41erlH32G01QMAAbJxhX9Qw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9huv41erlH32G01QMAAbJxhX9Qw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9huv41erlH32G01QMAAbJxhX9Qw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9huv41erlH32G01QMAAbJxhX9Qw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/Sysp1nZphXU" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2008/12/cool-quotes-21-12-08.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-85782628040414943832008-12-14T07:26:00.000-07:002008-12-14T07:26:00.432-07:002008-12-14T07:26:00.432-07:00She was known as the virgin queen... she was always on the verge.<br /><br /><ul><li>Gerald F Lieberman</li></ul><br />The time is at hand when the wearing of a prayer shawl and a skullcap will not bar a man from the White House...... unless, of course, the man is Jewish.<br /><br /><ul><li>Jules Farber</li></ul><br />His mind is like a steel trap -- full of mice<br /><br /><ul><li>Foghorn Leghorn</li></ul><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.klip7.cl/klip7i/online/virus_scan.htm"><span style="font-style: italic;"> Free Virus Scann</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-8578262804041494383?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_7eqAQqO87SnSlTXIQoRzhE6EPw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_7eqAQqO87SnSlTXIQoRzhE6EPw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_7eqAQqO87SnSlTXIQoRzhE6EPw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_7eqAQqO87SnSlTXIQoRzhE6EPw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/ENRKkOKWvJA" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2008/12/cool-quotes-14-12-08.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14948269.post-61443339428188914622008-12-07T07:22:00.000-07:002008-12-07T07:22:00.356-07:002008-12-07T07:22:00.356-07:00You know that look women get when they want sex? . . .Me neither.<br /><br /><ul><li>Drew Carey</li></ul><br />A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness."<br /><br /><ul><li>George W. Bush. (He meant to say "antidotes.")</li></ul><br />Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.<br /><br /><ul><li>Sam Goldwyn</li></ul><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.recipes7.info/archivo/2007_12_01_archive.html"><span style="font-style: italic;"> Free Recipes</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14948269-6144333942818891462?l=cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mEwZTnOoqK4ZFhEF3-nD3hr1eAA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mEwZTnOoqK4ZFhEF3-nD3hr1eAA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mEwZTnOoqK4ZFhEF3-nD3hr1eAA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mEwZTnOoqK4ZFhEF3-nD3hr1eAA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/FPujz/~4/N-07Ov9WQX0" height="1" width="1"/>Klip7noreply@blogger.com0http://cool-quotes-7.blogspot.com/2008/12/cool-quotes-07-12-08.html