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Cool Quotes I must be the luckiest man in the world. Not only am I bisexual, I am also Welsh. John Osborne You have a wonderful child. Then, when he's 13, gremlins carry him away and leave in his place a stranger who gives you not a moment's peace. Jill Eikenberry Somebody's boring me, I think it's me. Dylan Thomas  

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Cool Quotes The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life. Glenda Jackson If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between dog and a man. Mark Twain The minute you choose to do what you really want to do, it's a different

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Cool Quotes  I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even it costs them their jobs Sam Goldwyn Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of reason with unreason Jack Kroll Why do they build walls around cemeteries? It's silly beyond a doubt. The people outside don't want to get in and the people inside can't get out!!! Harley Babe  

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Cool Quotes   Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good Woody Allen When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven - Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven. Brian O'Rourke I have just returned from Boston. It is the

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Cool Quotes  Justice has been described as a lady who has been subjected to so many miscarriages as to cast serious reflections on her virtue William Prossner Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way around. David Lodge When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I

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Cool Quotes  He was a man of many parts, but badly assembled Nancy Boyd Let me tell you one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil Golda Meir In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and

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Cool Quotes  Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like Adrienne Gusoff The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Brendan Francis When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. Richard Lewis

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Cool Quotes  Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don't get. Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible. Steve Rubenstein A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?

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Cool Quotes It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog Mark Twain No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We’ve been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I’ll let you know when it’s time to tell them R&D supervisor 3M Corp. Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets

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Cool Quotes To attract men I wear a perfume called, 'New Car Interior.' Rita Rudner Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them but I wouldn't want to own one W.C. Fields Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired Mark Twain  

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  Cool Quotes  Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake in the afternoon. Jilly Cooper When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a baseball player, and join the circus. With the Yankees, I've accomplished both Anthony Standen I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy Tom Clancy

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Cool Quotes There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home Ken Olson Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. B.F. Skinner  There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're eager to meet people who do Henry Kissenger-former US Secretary of State

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  Cool Quotes  I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me Dick Martin   Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do. R. A. Heinlein In this life all that I have is my word and my balls and I do not break them for nobody Al

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Cool Quotes  A politician is a man who will doublecross a bridge when he comes to it Oscar Levant It usually takes 100 years to make a law, and then, after it's done its work, it usually takes 100 years to be rid of it Henry Ward Beecher Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason Oscar Wilde

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Cool Quotes  Marraige is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an institution Groucho Marx Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Winston Churchill My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating Ashleigh Brilliant

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Cool Quotes  You know the difference between a rich genius and a broke genius? ...a broke genius is two years ahead of his time, a rich genius is six months ahead of his time Clayton P. Knowles, Jr.    The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others Doug Larson The world we live in: Just look at us. Everything is  backwards. Everything is

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  Cool Quotes   Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of reason with unreason Jack Kroll I drink to make other people interesting George Jean Nathan My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair Rodney Dangerfield The most difficult part of getting to the top of the ladder is getting through the crowd at the bottom Arch Ward,

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Cool Quotes   Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet Robin Williams   I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. Dan Quayle I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave it up. They have no holidays Henny Youngman

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Cool Quotes Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. Unknown It is a part of the function of "law" to give recognition to ideas representing the exact opposite of established conduct. Most of the complications arise from the necessity of pretending to do one thing, while actually doing another Thurman Arnold He says, 'Come on, honey. I

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Cool Quotes  I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy Steve Martin Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't. Earl Wilson  We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division

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Cool Quotes   If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it Unknown There is no love sincerer than the love of food George Bernard Shaw Tourism is an odd thing. You fly off to a strange land, eagerly abandoning all the comforts of home, and then expend time and money in a futile attempt to recapture the comforts that you wouldn't have lost if

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Cool Quotes The problem with the world is that everyone’s is a few drinks behind Humphrey Bogart When you innovate, you’ve got to be prepared for everyone telling you you’re nuts Larry Ellison The reason husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes Dorothy Dix

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Cool Quotes    Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1. Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2. Advising the President. 3. Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin David Letterman  A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that

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Cool Quotes   I met a lot of people in Europe. I even encountered myself James Baldwin I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating. In fourteen days, I lost exactly two weeks Joe E. Lewis Marriage is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx

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Cool Quotes If you want to make enemies, try to change something Woodrow Wilson (1856-1924) Lawyers spend a great deal of time shoveling smoke Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder Anonymous

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