tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60930543789666741752011-10-14T07:53:43.949-07:00C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comBlogger107125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-10958900068730541672011-06-25T18:31:00.002-07:002011-06-25T18:31:55.871-07:002011-06-25T18:31:55.871-07:00<iframe width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uPC_mzt0D_o" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-1095890006873054167?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-69329326466145423722011-06-25T18:31:00.000-07:002011-06-25T18:31:17.390-07:002011-06-25T18:31:17.390-07:00<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FDF8h4AYwxw" width="480"></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-6932932646614542372?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-30278221202597639492011-06-24T17:29:00.000-07:002011-06-24T17:29:36.137-07:002011-06-24T17:29:36.137-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MeJHef2w6iM/TgUrrqVXT1I/AAAAAAAAAWE/qJ3euCgj7zE/s1600/tumblr_lgrdgncWpX1qal4zx.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="238" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MeJHef2w6iM/TgUrrqVXT1I/AAAAAAAAAWE/qJ3euCgj7zE/s320/tumblr_lgrdgncWpX1qal4zx.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-3027822120259763949?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-35846580455078421142011-06-24T16:53:00.000-07:002011-06-24T16:53:17.158-07:002011-06-24T16:53:17.158-07:00<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ULKZ5Vhc0JM" width="480"></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-3584658045507842114?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-30336125526538837542011-06-24T16:52:00.000-07:002011-06-24T16:52:15.166-07:002011-06-24T16:52:15.166-07:00<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cN77qnpz81U" width="480"></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-3033612552653883754?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-59693645850346774972011-06-24T16:51:00.000-07:002011-06-24T16:51:01.346-07:002011-06-24T16:51:01.346-07:00<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CyCUi3hR7jM" width="480"></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-5969364585034677497?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-82919685321011433562011-06-24T16:47:00.002-07:002011-06-24T16:47:47.465-07:002011-06-24T16:47:47.465-07:00<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/burSmdrzTfU" width="480"></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-8291968532101143356?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-43507077784269705902011-06-24T16:47:00.000-07:002011-06-24T16:47:02.959-07:002011-06-24T16:47:02.959-07:00<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_yJidfPnzPk" width="480"></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-4350707778426970590?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-16861479193317884682011-06-24T16:41:00.001-07:002011-06-24T16:41:49.011-07:002011-06-24T16:41:49.011-07:00<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GOK4igxrM7c" width="480"></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-1686147919331788468?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-74714687305948976192011-06-23T18:02:00.000-07:002011-06-23T18:02:26.711-07:002011-06-23T18:02:26.711-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;">Oque são 12 Pretos Caindo de Um&nbsp;Precipício&nbsp;em uma Kombi ?</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;"><br /> </span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;">Um&nbsp;desperdício&nbsp;Na Kombi Cabia 20 !</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;"><br /> </span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;">Por Micael - @Mica_012</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-7471468730594897619?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-57338715863813961892011-06-23T18:00:00.000-07:002011-06-23T18:00:19.584-07:002011-06-23T18:00:19.584-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;">Como diferenciar 3 tipos de preto ?</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;"><br /> </span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;">Joga os 3 pro alto o que voar é Urubu , Oque se pendurar é Macaco e o Que cair é Merda&nbsp;</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;"><br /> </span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;">Por Micael - @Mica_012</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-5733871586381396189?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-26023547647496320582011-06-22T18:36:00.001-07:002011-06-22T18:36:19.493-07:002011-06-22T18:36:19.493-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">O Manoel foi preso numa cela em frente à de um leproso. Dia após dia, ele observava o leproso cuidando de suas feridas.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Até que certa vez, caiu um dedo do leproso. Este o pegou e o atirou pela janela.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Uma semana depois, caiu outro dedo e o leproso atirou-o pela janela.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Algum tempo depois, caiu uma orelha, o leproso atirou-a pela janela.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Uma semana depois, caiu o pé, o leproso atirou-o pela janela.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Aí, o Manoel não agüentou mais e pediu uma audiência com o Diretor.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Olha, senhor diretor, eu não quero ser chamado de dedo duro, mas o gajo que está na cela em frente a minha está fugindo aos pouquinhos....</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-2602354764749632058?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-77151357604799300232011-06-22T18:34:00.001-07:002011-06-22T18:34:29.922-07:002011-06-22T18:34:29.922-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Por que na africa não tem globo esporte?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">-por que globo esporte é depois do almoço.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-7715135760479930023?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-26563361019521856562011-06-22T18:32:00.000-07:002011-06-22T18:32:17.585-07:002011-06-22T18:32:17.585-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><taghw>O&nbsp;filho&nbsp;pergunta pra mãe:</taghw></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Mamãe, o que eu vou ser quando crescer?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Nada! Você tem câncer!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">&nbsp;</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-2656336101952185656?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-84387761191592788782011-06-22T18:29:00.000-07:002011-06-22T18:29:19.292-07:002011-06-22T18:29:19.292-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><taghw>Um&nbsp;francês, um americano e um brasileiro estavam dentro de um avião quando o francês coloca a mão para fora e diz:</taghw></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">-Estamos na França!!o brasileiro então pergunta:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">-por quê?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">-Eu toquei na Torre Eifel</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Passado algum tempo o americano bota a mão para fora e diz:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">-estamos nos EUA!!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">-Por quê?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><taghw>-Toquei na Estátua da&nbsp;Liberdade!!</taghw></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><taghw>Depois o brasileiro coloca a mão para fola da janela do&nbsp;avião&nbsp;e diz:</taghw></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">-Estamos no Brasil!!O americano então pergunta:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">-Por quê?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">-Roubaram meu relógio</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-8438776119159278878?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-68996076276541739812011-06-22T18:27:00.000-07:002011-06-22T18:27:11.789-07:002011-06-22T18:27:11.789-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><taghw>Japoneses criaram uma maquina de pegar ladrão...Pois foi um&nbsp;sucesso&nbsp;em alguns países!!!</taghw></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">No Japão em 5 Hrs a maquina pegou 5 ladrões.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Nos EUA em 4 Hrs pegarão 4 ladrões.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Na Coréia em 3 Hrs pegaram 3 ladrões.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">No Brasil em 1 Hr roubaram a maquina!!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">&nbsp;</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-6899607627654173981?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-44689354971577962182011-06-22T18:25:00.000-07:002011-06-22T18:25:10.150-07:002011-06-22T18:25:10.150-07:00<div id="HOTWordsTxt" name="HOTWordsTxt" style="font-family: verdana;"><div id="conteudo" style="display: block; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal verdana; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;"><taghw>Quatro baianos acabam de assaltar um banco com&nbsp;sucesso.&nbsp;</taghw><br /> Eles param o carro uns quilômetros à frente, e um deles pergunta ao chefe da quadrilha:<br /> - E aí... vamo contá o dinheiro, meu rei?<br /> - Pra que todo esse trabalhão? Vamos esperar o noticiário da TV pra saber!!!&nbsp;</span></div><div style="color: #666666; font-size: 11px;"><br /> </div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-4468935497157796218?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-53683455815667212132011-06-22T18:21:00.001-07:002011-06-22T18:21:52.760-07:002011-06-22T18:21:52.760-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><taghw>Um&nbsp;chinês&nbsp;entra num bar da moda em New York, quando vê o Steven Spielberg e pensa: Gostaria de conhecê-lo.&nbsp;</taghw></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Spielberg ao passar por ele, dá-lhe uma porrada daquelas na cara, que faz melecar o nariz.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Hei... Por que você fez isso? - pergunta o chinês.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Vocês, japoneses, mataram o meu avô quando bombardearam Pearl Harbor!!!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Mas eu não sou japonês!!! Sou chinês porra!!!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Chineses, tailandeses, japoneses.... Para mim é tudo a mesma meerdaa!!!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Spielberg vai se sentar, quando o chinês chega por trás dele e enfia-lhe um tapaço na orelha, daqueles de fazer o cara ficar tonto na cadeira...</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Então? Para que isso, seu imbecil? - pergunta Spielberg. - Minha avó estava no Titanic, seu idiota!!!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Mas não fui eu que afundei a meerdaa do Titanic! Foi um iceberg!!!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Iceberg, Gutenberg, Spielberg... Pra mim é tudo a mesma meerdaa!!!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">&nbsp;</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-5368345581566721213?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-86063866539009303322011-06-22T17:59:00.001-07:002011-06-22T17:59:40.410-07:002011-06-22T17:59:40.410-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><taghw>Todo mundo sabe que Sasha é a&nbsp;<a href="http://www.piadasonline.com.br/MostraPiadas.asp?A-Filha-da-Xuxa-1#" rel="nofollow" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: underline;">filha</a>&nbsp;da Xuxa com o Luciano Szafir, mas...</taghw></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">...e se fosse com o Senna?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Rasha.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">E se fosse com o Antonio Erminio de Morais?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Ricasha.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">E com o Presidente da Tostines?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Bolasha.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">E se fosse com a Marlene?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Masha.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">E se fosse com o Ratinho?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Escrasha.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">E se fosse com o Jacaré do Tchan?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Agasha.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">E se fosse com o Nelson Ned?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Basha.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">E se fosse com o Nei Matogrosso?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Bisha.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">E se fosse com o Rubinho Barrichello?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Pasha.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">E se fosse com o Pedro Malan?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Arrosha.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">E se fosse com o Frango da Sadia?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Cosha.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">E se fosse com alguém que acredita em políticos?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Trosha!</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-8606386653900930332?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-42827904047565757702011-06-22T17:58:00.000-07:002011-06-22T17:58:02.211-07:002011-06-22T17:58:02.211-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Eu estou perto de casa ! O Silvester Stalonge!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Eu uso telefone convencial! O Edson Celulari!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Eu solto pipa ! A Claudia Raia!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Eu tomo suco ! A Claudia Leitte</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Eu torço pro Vasco! O Silvio Santos</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-4282790404756575770?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-57085150946535899062011-06-22T17:56:00.001-07:002011-06-22T17:56:48.906-07:002011-06-22T17:56:48.906-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Uma mulher muito, muito feia pergunta para o marido?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">-Já teve a sensação de que tem um monstro embaixo da cama?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Ele responde:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">- Embaixo, não!</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-5708515094653589906?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-80271621589283585712011-06-22T17:54:00.001-07:002011-06-22T17:54:53.550-07:002011-06-22T17:54:53.550-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">ANTES DE MORRER CLODOVIL LEU O SEGUINTE PENSAMENTO DE ALBERT EINSTEIN.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">"A MENTE QUE SE ABRE A UMA NOVA IDEIA JAMAIS VOLTA A SEU TAMANHO NORMAL"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">E COMPLEMENTOU</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">"O CÚ TAMBÉM"</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-8027162158928358571?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-49668877584038845492011-06-21T17:15:00.000-07:002011-06-21T17:15:00.083-07:002011-06-21T17:15:00.083-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/stifler-american-pie-299372_356_367.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/stifler-american-pie-299372_356_367.jpg" width="387" /></a></div><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: arial;">"Acarecie meu saco que vai brotar um milk shake"</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve Stifler - American Pie 3</span><br /> <br /> "Me abre, me fecha, me chame de gaveta"</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /> Matt Stifler - American Pie 4</span><br /> <br /> "Ó meu nobre senhor, sabe o que o senhor é?<br /> Um zé mané, otario, cara de cu sujo e puto!<br /> Vai chupar seu pai!"<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve Stifler - American Pie 3</span><br /> <br /> "Deus abençoe a internet"<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Finch - American Pie 1</span><br /> <br /> "Os tempos mudam, as pessoas mudam.<br /> É o que acontece"<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Tom Myers - American Pie 2</span><br /> <br /> "Quando uma garota diz com quantos caras transou multiplique por três para ter o número real"<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Stifler - American Pie 2</span><br /> <br /> "É a regra de três.<br /> O cara diz com quantas ele ficou, nem chega perto. Divida isso por três e terá o total de verdade"<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jessica - American Pie 2</span><br /> <br /> "Ótimo, você achou as lesbicas"<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Stifler - American Pie 2</span><br /> <br /> "Não esqueça seu creme para o pênis"<br /> <span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;">Noah&nbsp;</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;">Levenstein</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;-</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">American Pie 2</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: arial;">"Ao próximo passo"</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;">Kevin - American Pie 3</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: arial;">"Eu fui envenado!"</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;">Matt Stifler - American Pie 4</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: arial;">"Ah, adoro cheiro de peitinhos pela manhã"</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;">Dwight Stifler - American Pie 6</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: arial;">"Vicky, eu prefiro ter você como amiga, do que não ter mais você na minha vida"</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;">Kevin - American Pie 2</span></span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><br /> </span></span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"Um Leão com um pênis pequeno deve compensar com um grande rugido"&nbsp;<b>Dwight Stifler American Pie&nbsp;&nbsp;5 ou 6</b></span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><br /> </b></span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"Decha eu te dar uma ideia porquê você não pega uma colher pra comer a minha bunda"&nbsp;<b>Steve Stifler - American Pie 2</b></span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><br /> </span></span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">''Lutaremos por todos os homens que queriam estar fazendo sexo mais não estão''&nbsp;-&nbsp;<b>kevin american pie 1</b></span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><br /> </b></span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;">" Stifler, eu comi a sua&nbsp;mãe&nbsp;DUAS VEZES&nbsp;"&nbsp;</span><b style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;">Paul Finch American pie 3</b></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><br /> </span></span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;">Enviem Mais Por Comentario ou Twitter @AmoPiadas Que Postarei ....</span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-4966887758403884549?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-52852061047108584812011-06-21T17:03:00.002-07:002011-06-21T17:03:58.470-07:002011-06-21T17:03:58.470-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;">“Nunca discuta com um idiota, ele te rebaixa ao nível dele e te vence pela experiência.”</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-5285206104710858481?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6093054378966674175.post-80495901699517508362011-06-21T17:03:00.000-07:002011-06-21T17:03:08.478-07:002011-06-21T17:03:08.478-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large;">“Às vezes é melhor ficar quieto e deixar que pensem que você é um idiota do que abrir a boca e não deixar nenhuma dúvida.”</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6093054378966674175-8049590169951750836?l=lovepiadas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>C l a u d i i n h ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12703582070275465284noreply@blogger.com