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Don't Mess with China

2010-05-16T21:28:00.000+08:00

This joke i got from email..enjoy..
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we

absolutely cannot mess with

The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks

on the Chinese with the following results:

One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the

main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the

three-dimensional traffic bridge;

One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a

suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for

two hours;

One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found

that the bomb remote control was stolen;

One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,

but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East

Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;

One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds

of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but

even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of

the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed

(this is the most pathetic!);

One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off

the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag

(containing the bomb) from him;

One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was

later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of

him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank

fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);

Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,

but she was cheated into prostitution!

Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the

world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with!

LOL..

2010-05-16T08:25:00.000+08:00

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Alex, the computer guy, to come over. Alex clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, ''So, what was wrong?''

He replied, ''It was an ID ten T error.''

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: ''An ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?''

Alex grinned.... ''Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?''

''No,'' I replied.

''Write it down,'' he said, ''and I think you'll figure it out.''

So I wrote out ....... I D 1 0 T

Hi everyone..

2010-05-16T07:22:00.000+08:00

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