tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514Mon, 02 Jan 2012 01:24:29 +000019761981A1983B+C1978A-CA2010200719791985D1984B1977NG1982C+B-198619801975C-1973A+http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)Blogger77125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-1982528988278323775Sun, 01 Jan 2012 18:41:00 +00002012-01-01T10:46:38.151-08:00I rang in 2011 with the ludicrous idea of reviewing 100 films in a calendar year. I fell 58 short (I think; and even that is including a book review and a compilation of art films as individual pieces...). A year older and a year wiser, I know enough not to set a similar goal this year. Instead, I'm going to set the bar at one movie a week. I figure 50ish reviews is a reasonable claim.Let's have http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2012/01/and-on-to-2012.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-2799755273115114805Mon, 24 Oct 2011 23:39:00 +00002011-10-24T16:43:30.303-07:00C1983Bubble Gum (1983)aka The SiblingsDirected by:Damon ChristianStarring:Candy CummingsHoney WilderKelly GrantLaurien WildeBlair HarrisEric EdwardsMarc WalliceRay WellsBubble Gum clocks in at just over 60 minutes. I'm guessing the total production time - writing, filming, editing, and scoring - was about 75 minutes.The story: Carla (Wilder) has been having a long term affair with Sid (Wells). Her http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/10/pornonomy-reviews-bubble-gum.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-5583780645044411373Fri, 21 Oct 2011 14:46:00 +00002011-10-21T07:50:36.125-07:00B-1982Titillation (1982)Directed by:Damon ChristianStarring:Gina GianettiHeaven St. JohnKitten Natividad (Non-sex)Eric EdwardsMike HornerRandy WestMike Zempter (Non-sex)Titillation starts promising enough. A send-up of pulpy detective stories, a PI named Spado Zappo (Edwards) is contacted by millionaire Felix Fitzwilly's secretary, Brenda (St. John, an actress I was unfamiliar with, but who was such a http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/10/pornonomy-reviews-titillation.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-2982563069115802293Sat, 15 Oct 2011 15:47:00 +00002011-10-15T09:04:30.185-07:00It has been - shockingly - 50 days since my last review. Perhaps more shockingly, it's been at least 50 days since I last watched a hardcore feature. And perhaps most shocking of all is that, despite all of that, it's still possible (however unlikely) for me to reach my goal of 100 reviews in 2011.From here on out, I'd have to review 5.2 films per week. Crazy.Regardless of whether I can keep thathttp://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/10/whoamath.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-8210935661844326864Sat, 27 Aug 2011 19:34:00 +00002011-08-27T12:37:12.925-07:001982A-The Devil in Miss Jones 2 (1982) Directed by: Henri Pachard Starring: Anna Ventura Dena Ferrara Georgina Spelvin Jacqueline Lorians Joanna Storm Sharon Kane Sharon Mitchell Alan Adrian Ashley Moore Bobby Astyr George Payne Jack Wrangler Joe Santini Joey Silvera Michael Bruce R. Bolla Ron Jeremy Before I get into particulars, I feel I should mention that I really enjoyed DMJ 2. That being said,http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/08/pornonomy-reviews-devil-in-miss-jones-2.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-4673673921540160863Sun, 21 Aug 2011 18:23:00 +00002011-08-21T11:36:19.781-07:00C1980Sweet Surrender (1980) Directed by: Dick Milford Starring: Merle Michaels Heather Young Georgette Saunders Pamela Presley Samantha Fox Tricia Ascot Veri Knotty Alan Adrian Roger Caine David Ruby David Morris Marc Valentine Michael Gaunt I'm going to hazard a guess that Mystery (that ridiculous "pickup artist" douche) saw this movie when he was young and it served to shape his entire life and http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/08/pornonomy-reviews-sweet-surrender.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-6879699261887805649Sun, 21 Aug 2011 17:25:00 +00002011-08-21T11:25:39.399-07:001986C-Pleasure Spot (1986) Directed by: Jack Remy Starring: Bunnie Blake Bunny Bleu Gina Carrera Patti Petite Billy Dee Greg Derek Hershel Savage Kevin James You get a pretty good impression what you're in for during the opening credits. Pleasure Spot is shot on video and has a quasi-New Wave theme. In fairness, judged against other porn videos of the era, it's actually not too bad. The cast is http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/08/pornonomy-reviews-pleasure-spot.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-2206091373662513326Sun, 14 Aug 2011 19:15:00 +00002011-08-14T12:30:45.676-07:00Descripted (2006) Directed by: Marina Abramovic Matthew Barney Marco Brambilla Larry Clark Gaspar Noe Richard Prince Sam Taylor-Wood Starring: Too many people to list I'm of two minds concerning the use of hardcore by non-pornographers. On the one hand, hardcore scenes in otherwise non-pornographic films (Shortbus, 9 Songs, Antichrist) further the debate of the absurdity of the MPAA's http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/08/pornonomy-reviews-destricted.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-266179227635825766Sun, 07 Aug 2011 16:00:00 +00002011-08-07T09:02:41.191-07:001975B-The Story of Joanna (1975)Directed by:Gerard DamianoStarring:Juliet GrahamTerri HallJamie GillisJohn BushJohn KovenRoy CarltonZebedy ColtBoy, oh boy, The Story of Joanna is a piece of work. Whether or not it was a conscious decision on Gerard Damiano's part, the film feels like a purposeful attempt to subvert the conventions of pornographic film. In the first 35 minutes, there is only one brief http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/08/pornonomy-reviews-story-of-joanna.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-1176039455456349732Fri, 29 Jul 2011 17:52:00 +00002011-07-29T10:54:39.687-07:00B1982Satisfactions (1982)Directed by:Robert McCallumStarring:Cara LottCarmelChrissie BeauchampHoney WilderKay ParkerLaura LazareRhonda Jo PettyDanny WeirdmanEric EdwardsHershel SavageJohn LeslieJon MartinR. BollaRon JeremyI'd imagine that in the world of film analysis and criticism, there exists a word or phrase for following one character into a scene, and then another character into the next, and sohttp://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/07/pornonomy-reviews-satisfactions.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-4256601293705889495Sat, 23 Jul 2011 16:55:00 +00002011-07-23T09:59:04.174-07:00B+1982Memphis Cathouse Blues (1982)Directed by:Louis LewisStarring:Annette HavenDanielleDorothy LemayK.C. ValentineKay ParkerLisa De LeeuwRhonda Jo PettyBilly DeeEric SteinHershel SavageJoey SilveraJon MartinMichael MorrisonMike HornerThe Feline Farm, Memphis's oldest whorehouse, is in jeopardy of being shutdown by a fiery reverend. Madame Mavis (Haven) is racing against the clock to find a way to savehttp://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/07/pornonomy-reviews-memphis-cathouse.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-2424435980805554699Sun, 17 Jul 2011 18:05:00 +00002011-07-17T11:11:12.527-07:001983A-Beauty (1983)Directed by:Warren EvansStarring:Nicole BlackKathy HarcourtLaurien DominiqueLoni SandersMai LinPatty BoydVanessa del RioVeronica HartBill McKeanBlair HarrisGeorge PayneHershel SavageJamie GillisMichael MorrisonPaul ThomasRon HuddBeauty is a fairy tale-by-way-of-soap opera type porn. Beauty (Sanders) is the kindest of three sisters - the other two, Hope and Faith (Black and Dominique)http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/07/pornonomy-reviews-beauty.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-8899110435561897759Fri, 08 Jul 2011 17:22:00 +00002011-07-08T10:26:16.609-07:001984C-All the Way In (1984)Directed by:Bob ChinnStarring:Annette LinderCandy SamplesMai LinMartinaShanna McCulloughTanya LawsonDavid MorrisEric EdwardsFrancoisMike HornerPat RomanoRon JeremyThere is a surprising amount going on in this film for how boring it is. Well, I suppose one's interest in the film is directly tied to how intrigued you are by Candy Samples, which for me is "little to none."The http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/07/pornonomy-reviews-all-way-in.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-2436625269045503598Tue, 05 Jul 2011 03:11:00 +00002011-07-04T20:17:52.113-07:00B1982All-American Girls (1982)Directed by:Bill EagleStarring:Brandy O'SheaCopper PennyGina GianettiJacqueline LoriansJade LeneerJulienne NicholsJoanna StormK.C. ValentineLaura LazareStarr WoodLynx CanonAlan AdrianBilly DeeCarl LincolnCharlie HanoverGeorge WhiteJeff ConradStarbuckRock SteadieSteve DouglasFerris WealI ask you, what film is better titled for a review on the Fawth of JOO-ly than http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/07/pornonomy-reviews-all-american-girls.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-8569748989735643311Sun, 03 Jul 2011 17:26:00 +00002011-07-04T20:26:50.979-07:00B19821001 Erotic Nights (1982)Directed by:Edwin DurrellStarring:Annette HavenHeather FieldsJade WongLaura LazareLisa De LeeuwLysa ThatcherMai LinNicole BlackTigrPhaery I. BurdHershel SavageJoey SilveraJohn LeslieJon MartinPaul ThomasAnyone with a passing familiarity with the Middle Eastern/South Asian folktales-within-folktales "One Thousand and One Nights" will have a pretty good idea how this film http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/07/pornonomy-reviews-1001-erotic-nights.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-9007336584576713088Sun, 03 Jul 2011 16:02:00 +00002011-07-03T10:31:41.356-07:001985D69 Park Avenue (1985)Directed by:Mike HandleyStarring:Colleen BrennanCherri RobertsErica BoyerLittle Oral AnniePatti PetiteTiffany DuponteChris ChaseDan T. MannMike HornerRocky BalboaTom ByronThe only thing worse than a film that is a lazy clip compilation is one that isn't but should be.69 Park Avenue has a flimsy narrative pretext (Tom Byron is a reporter on his first assignment, interviewing http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/07/pornonomy-reviews-69-park-avenue.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-7687650976778529422Thu, 30 Jun 2011 14:00:00 +00002011-06-30T07:03:31.647-07:00Okay, I've obviously been slackin' on my pimpin' when it comes to reviewing porn.In order to meet my goal of 100 reviews in 2011, I'll have to do one review every 2.421052 days from now until New Year's Eve.See you soon!http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/06/100-reviews-in-2011.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-1870978830511704960Fri, 27 May 2011 03:31:00 +00002011-05-26T20:37:23.379-07:00B-1982Foxtrot (1982)Directed by:Cecil HowardStarring:Linda ValeMarilyn GeeMarlene WilloughbyMerle MichaelsSamantha FoxSandra HillmanSharon MitchellTiffany ClarkVanessa del RioVeronica HartAlan AdrianBobby AstyrDavid MorrisJack SilverJack TeagueR. BollaRon JeremyIt's New Year's Eve day, and a lot of people are having sex.Similar to Babylon Pink, Foxtrot has an Altman-esque "six degrees of separation" http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/05/pornonomy-reviews-foxtrot.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-6256736280123507609Sat, 07 May 2011 23:32:00 +00002011-07-04T20:25:07.238-07:001977B+A-1978The Jade Pussycat (1977)Directed by:Bob ChinnStarring:Bonnie HolidayPaula WainGeorgina SpelvinJessica Temple-SmithLinda WongYvonne GreenJimi LeeJohn HolmesJon MartinChina Cat (1978)Directed by:Bob ChinnStarring:Paula WainDesiree CousteauEileen WellsJennifer RichardsKyoto SunCris CassidyJohn HolmesJohn SeemanThe Jade Pussycat and its sequel, China Cat, find private investigator Johnny Wadd drawn http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/05/pornonomy-reviews-jade-pussycat-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-5073850280597682226Fri, 29 Apr 2011 21:36:00 +00002011-04-29T14:41:35.109-07:00B1976Tell Them Johnny Wadd Is Here (1976)Directed by:Bob ChinnStarring:Annette HavenFelecia SandaJoan DevlonVeronica TaylorJohn HolmesTyler ReynoldsThe Wadd film following Tropic of Passion (although apparently released after Liquid Lips, which was shot after TTJWIH), Tell Them is light years better, technically. It opens with a shot of a man (later revealed to be Wadd's buddy, a cop named Sam Kelly -http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/04/pornonomy-reviews-tell-them-johnny-wadd.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-1863029791396820274Fri, 29 Apr 2011 21:09:00 +00002011-04-29T15:30:04.082-07:001973C-Tropic of Passion (1973)Directed by:Bob ChinnStarring:Chlorine StillwaterPatti SnyderSandi CareySandy DempseyJohn HolmesMike Haven"I couldn't wait to get my hands on that slippery Oriental."Uttered by Johnny Wadd (Holmes...duh), those words precede what could be the best scene in Tropic of Passion, the second of two gloriously amateurish fight scenes. Both see private detective Wadd, hired to http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/04/pornonomy-reviews-tropic-of-passion.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-9207404375373620828Sat, 09 Apr 2011 15:23:00 +00002011-04-10T06:53:45.526-07:00C+1983Sex Star (1983)Directed by:Paul G. VatelliStarring:Amy CopelandDanica RheaLisa LakeKimberly CarsonLynnzCraig RobertsHershel SavageDavid SandersDanica (Rhea) is a porn star who's lost her groove. Initially, she cites her inability to get into girl/girl, but it seems like she's struggling with sex generally.At the insistence of her assistant (Lynnz), she takes a break and spends time with friends, http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/04/pornonomy-reviews-sex-star.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-1462481147958394326Fri, 01 Apr 2011 21:34:00 +00002011-04-29T09:49:00.244-07:001981A-Trashi (1981)Directed by:Louis LewisStarring:Copper PennyDorothy LemayLisa DeLeeuwLoni SandersLysa ThatcherNicole BlackSerenaSharon MitchellTigrDavid MorrisJoey SilveraJon MartinKevin JamesMichael MorrisonPaul ThomasSci-fi, detective noir, comedy? Yes, please!With the help of his "Igor", Boris (James), Dr. Schtup (Morrison), is in the business of creating love drones to staff his brothel (at http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/04/pornonomy-reviews-trashi.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-178931343657731414Mon, 28 Mar 2011 23:45:00 +00002011-03-28T16:50:03.043-07:001979BTalk Dirty To Me (1979)Directed by:Anthony SpinelliStarring:Cris CassidyJesie St. JamesJuliet AndersonSharon KaneAaron StuartJohn LeslieRichard PachecoI've seen about two thirds of Nothing To Hide spread out over four parts. The reason I could never quite get through it is while "you got chocolate in my peanut butter!" is a good thing, "you got Of Mice and Men in my porno!" decidedly is not.I http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/03/pornonomy-reviews-talk-dirty-to-me.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8037061498674152514.post-6279751449160510395Wed, 23 Mar 2011 00:58:00 +00002011-03-22T18:00:49.350-07:00B1983Sex Games (1983)Directed by:Paul G. VatelliStarring:Becky SavageBetty JaneCody NicoleJulia PartonMelanie ScottNicole BlackShauna GrantKevin JamesRon JeremyYou might expect a film that deals with hacking into computers in the early '80s with the a name like Sex Games to deal with the sexy consequences of the threat of nuclear war. In fact, though, it seems like the film was originally titled http://pornonomy.blogspot.com/2011/03/pornonomy-revies-sex-games.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Roger Feelbert)0