<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1493858808903973051</id><updated>2024-09-11T07:37:01.459-07:00</updated><title type='text'>the one and only</title><subtitle type='html'>this is a blog about my life and things i enjoy in my life</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joe-theoneandonly.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1493858808903973051/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joe-theoneandonly.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03006663079049153419</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6T61vNg21vs/THpp0a30CHI/AAAAAAAAAAM/xVZbB1S2_fQ/S220/msn+picture.bmp'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1493858808903973051.post-9138749656969342279</id><published>2010-08-31T08:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-31T08:53:31.977-07:00</updated><title type='text'>So yeah, yesterdays post sucked...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;THIS ONE&#39;S ABOUT FUCKING WAGON WHEELS&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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These are the best things you&#39;ve ever laid your eyes on, go on admit it. They can have fucking jam in them too. FUCKING JAM. Some even have caramel so you can fucking drool over that too. The only problem is that they&#39;re like pringles you eat one you can&#39;t fucking stop. Fucking SIX pack just gone like that.&lt;br /&gt;
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So that&#39;s why you buy two six packs. That is all.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joe-theoneandonly.blogspot.com/feeds/9138749656969342279/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joe-theoneandonly.blogspot.com/2010/08/so-yeah-yesterdays-post-sucked.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1493858808903973051/posts/default/9138749656969342279'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1493858808903973051/posts/default/9138749656969342279'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joe-theoneandonly.blogspot.com/2010/08/so-yeah-yesterdays-post-sucked.html' title='So yeah, yesterdays post sucked...'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03006663079049153419</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6T61vNg21vs/THpp0a30CHI/AAAAAAAAAAM/xVZbB1S2_fQ/S220/msn+picture.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK_ICIkrYsYOeV-OzXP8eZIEicfkXB-WXdwQv0iANGy3MhUW2jrBbJ-kYU4nDjEUDNXTGvapF0TbJCsV_TxfsMoIWU2ZF1vmWbb8vgcq2ds5nPsU_IuHACqypcx3C7Q0dEEIHl1tCh47Gx/s72-c/WAGON_384x250_452654a.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1493858808903973051.post-1813203960207319713</id><published>2010-08-30T09:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-30T09:40:15.918-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Today</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Fucking toddlers. &lt;b&gt;EVERYWHERE.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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You can have it at like anytime of the day you want, no-one&#39;s going to judge you except maybe your pet or something. In fact I&#39;m eating a delicious bowl of it right now and no-one gives a damn. Cornflakes + rice crispies in unison in a single bowl is just lovely. Even better than the finest steak (not really but shut up). Fucking annoys me when you take the spoon out and it goes all over the floor but that&#39;s what your pet is for you idiot so shut up.&lt;br /&gt;
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This is the point where I tried to insert this video: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4umMPYD_CQ&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4umMPYD_CQ&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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But failed miserably, so there it is. That&#39;s a hilarious video for your cereal lovers out there.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joe-theoneandonly.blogspot.com/feeds/8904690209126785313/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joe-theoneandonly.blogspot.com/2010/08/cereal.html#comment-form' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1493858808903973051/posts/default/8904690209126785313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1493858808903973051/posts/default/8904690209126785313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joe-theoneandonly.blogspot.com/2010/08/cereal.html' title='cereal'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03006663079049153419</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6T61vNg21vs/THpp0a30CHI/AAAAAAAAAAM/xVZbB1S2_fQ/S220/msn+picture.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhs5I4NbYePE5LguPityz3OCuTugeAM0XwxXWGJT4hIDiLwh4O7rxfqu_yIWtfjxoOhKuu1UWPtK8O8xWXfEqm6sx3F2oCLM-5TsNQvRVC1BitTtMwLT18kuVjd1zSOfowLz8ktPGQGTRvn/s72-c/cornflakes400.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1493858808903973051.post-6804087619868209043</id><published>2010-08-28T20:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-28T20:38:00.252-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hello</title><content type='html'>This is my blog, i&#39;m going to be posting stuff here that i think youll enjoy or find funny ^^&lt;br /&gt;
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I have some interesitng stories to share with you that i&#39;ll post sometime tomorrow :)</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joe-theoneandonly.blogspot.com/feeds/6804087619868209043/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joe-theoneandonly.blogspot.com/2010/08/hello.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1493858808903973051/posts/default/6804087619868209043'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1493858808903973051/posts/default/6804087619868209043'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joe-theoneandonly.blogspot.com/2010/08/hello.html' title='Hello'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03006663079049153419</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6T61vNg21vs/THpp0a30CHI/AAAAAAAAAAM/xVZbB1S2_fQ/S220/msn+picture.bmp'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>