Want your podcasts to have a little content? Myself and whoever i happen to have with me when i shove my dictaphone in their face over the coming months will be travelling to new and exciting places and doing new and exciting things and documenting the whole thing along the way. There’ll also be a healthy mix of presenting thrown in to hold it all together, and general talking bollocks.noreply@blogger.com (Audio Assault)Fri, 30 Aug 2024 10:05:55 -0700Blogger http://www.blogger.com34125http://audioassault.blogspot.com/en-usyespodcast,promocast,vlog,blog,diary,journal,philosophy,debate,humour,dark,funny,football,travel,europe,soundseeing"Hey, uh... this is like, my podcast... its uh, july the 27th...... 11:26pm... so uh... thanks for listening..." --- Want your podcasts to have a little content? Myself and whoever i happen to have with me when i shove my dictaphone in their face over the coming months will be travelling to new and exciting places and doing new and exciting things and documenting the whole thing along the way. There'll also be a healthy mix of presenting thrown in to hold it all together, and general talking bollocks."Hey, uh... this is like, my podcast... its uh, july the 27th...... 11:26pm... so uh... thanks for listening..." --- Want your podcasts to have a little content? Myself and whoever i happen to have with me when i shove my dictaphone in their face over theMacabreMagpieShola.Ameobi@btopenworld.comMacabreMagpiehttp://audioassault.blogspot.com/2010/04/i-just-dont-understand.htmlWed, 21 Apr 2010 15:59:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-6713351291885652669Every single day<br />you tell me things i dont<br />understand<br />its like<br />your speaking<br />another language<br />i just cant see<br />your point of view<br />and im trying<br />to comprehend<br />but my heads not<br />shoved up my ass<br /><br />juughghhuoougghoaafuugg<br />I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND<br />fdgjlk;fdhog;rehwobireoibre<br />I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND (2x)<br /><br />I JUST CANT COMPREHEND<br />YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND<br />PLEASE JUST MAKE THIS END0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2010/02/puppy-sanchez.htmlSun, 28 Feb 2010 07:52:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-5287710910776713671Puppy Sanchez walking down the halls<br />Puppy Sanchez gets kicked in the balls<br />Puppy Sanchez thinks life is a drag<br />well i think puppy sanchez is a fag<br /><br />Got arrested for flicking a lighter<br />puppy sanchez aint much of a fighter<br />puppy sanchez always talks about drugs<br />Puppy sanchez thinks that hes a thug<br /><br />Puppy sanchez<br />you make me laugh<br />Puppy sanchez<br />ill kick your ass<br />Puppy Sanchez<br />your fucking hooked on meth<br />puppy sanchez<br />you have puppy breath<br /><br />Puppy Sanchez!<br />Puppy Sanchez!<br />Puppy Sanchez!<br />Puppy Sanchez!<br /><br />You wear the same clothes every day<br />you like to act really gay<br />you think that you are tough shit<br />but we all know you have a clit<br /><br />You wanna kill everyone at austin high<br />but your too much of a pussy to try<br />your not that mad, your pretty yuppy<br />we all fucking love our puppy<br /><br />Puppy sanchez<br />you make me laugh<br />Puppy sanchez<br />ill kick your ass<br />Puppy Sanchez<br />your fucking hooked on meth<br />puppy sanchez<br />you have puppy breath<br /><br />Puppy Sanchez!<br />Puppy Sanchez!<br />Puppy Sanchez!<br />PUPPY SANCHEZ!<br /><br />We fucking love you0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2010/02/dont-even-try.htmlSun, 28 Feb 2010 07:38:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-4351886443846087821Dont even try<br />you will get burned<br />another life<br />lesson learned<br />nobodys got you<br />in the end<br />nobody is<br />your fucking freind<br />people will all<br />turn on you<br />but thats not<br />nothing new<br />ya gotta watch ya back<br />ya gotta watch yourself<br />sex, drugs, music, hate and wealth<br /><br />Dont even try<br /><br />She wont fuck you<br />why even think it<br />this shit will fuck you up<br />why dont you drink it<br />you turned your back on me<br />i dont believe it<br />hey man pass that shit<br />i fucking need it<br /><br />Dont even try<br /><br />you are just a liar<br />you are just a whore<br />your so fucking greedy<br />dont need it anymore<br />You have fucked me over<br />so many countless times<br />you are parasitic<br />why dont you fucking die?0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2010/02/my-way.htmlSun, 28 Feb 2010 07:34:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-1902100088225088169MY WAY<br />YOUR WAY<br />MY WAY<br />YOUR WAY SUCKS<br /><br />MY WAY<br />YOUR WAY<br />MY WAY<br />YOUR WAY SUCKS<br /><br />your way of life is fucking shit<br />your such a fucking hypocrite<br />im all about having some fun<br />you think that funs pointless and dumb<br /><br />your heads shoved so far up your ass<br />another fucking working class<br />you think stressed outs the way to be<br />you have no personality<br /><br />MY WAY<br />YOUR WAY<br />MY WAY<br />YOUR WAY SUCKS<br /><br />MY WAY<br />YOUR WAY<br />MY WAY<br />YOUR WAY SUCKS<br /><br />Everydays the same for you<br />Not open to new things to do<br />everydays a blast for me<br />living adolescently<br /><br />Growing old fat lame and boring<br />while your daughters are all whoring<br />what the fuck is wrong with you<br />even your god is sick of you<br /><br />MY WAY<br />YOUR WAY<br />MY WAY<br />YOUR WAY SUCKS<br /><br />MY WAY<br />YOUR WAY<br />MY WAY<br />YOUR WAY SUCKS0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2010/02/cut-to-chase.htmlSun, 28 Feb 2010 07:27:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-7942913470804478289I dont wanna hear<br />About your favorite movie<br />I dont wanna hear<br />about your interests<br />I dont wanna hear<br />about your sister<br />Cause now im really<br />fucking pissed<br /><br />Just cut to the chase<br />CUT TO THE CHASE<br /><br />Just cut to the chase<br />CUT TO THE CHASE<br /><br />You like me<br />and i like you<br />but theres nothing<br />for us to do<br />except for talking<br />THAT FUCKING SUCKS<br />a waste of time<br />id rather be fucked.<br /><br />Just cut to the chase<br />CUT TO THE CHASE<br /><br />Just cut to the chase<br />CUT TO THE CHASE<br /><br />Im wasting my time!<br />Im losing my mind!<br />im tryin to be kind!<br />BUT IM LOSING MY MIND!<br />WASTING MY TIME0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2010/02/mad-at-irs.htmlSun, 21 Feb 2010 15:22:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-5617469691556370701Mr. Joseph Stack just couldnt take it anymore<br />the I.R.S is full of money whores<br />He just couldnt stand em and he went insane<br />he crashed into their building with his small plane<br /><br />Austins full of nut jobs just look at us<br />or look at the people who ride on the bus<br />if it was gunna happen, it would probably happen here<br />were so goddamn liberal were practically queer<br /><br />Mad at the I.R.S<br />terroristic protest<br /><br />Youve got to make a statement, when no ones listening to you<br />i wish i was joking but this shits all true<br />I.R.S loop holes how can they get away?<br />big business and churches all getting paid<br /><br />Im not saying what joe did was justified<br />But youve got to make notice that this guy tried<br />to make a statement when shit wasnt changing<br />and us americans were all getting angry<br /><br />Mad at the I.R.S<br />terroristic protest0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2010/01/trust-no-one.htmlSat, 30 Jan 2010 13:46:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-1232618086789814927Through out my life<br />ive been lied to<br />Through out my life<br />ive been fucked<br />But i just cant take it anymore<br />im done with all you liars and whores<br />And im making a change<br />but its gunna be tough<br /><br />oh i want to believe you<br />TRUST NO ONE TRUST NO ONE<br />and i want to Relieve you<br /><br />This is the final straw here<br />then im disconnecting you all<br />people are as loyal as their options<br />None of you scumbags even ever call<br />asking for second chance<br />no matter what the circumstance<br />but this time<br />you're getting denied<br /><br />oh i want to believe you<br />TRUST NO ONE TRUST NO ONE<br />and i want to Relieve you0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2009/12/sad-fat-child.htmlThu, 10 Dec 2009 17:58:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-4054403140315778989<p>First one in the lunch line</p><p>last one out the door</p><p>your face is filled with choclate</p><p>all you want is more</p><p>your mother brings home fast food</p><p>every single day</p><p>Devouring your meal</p><p>bring in another tray</p><p></p><p>shoving fast food down your throat </p><p>pretty soon your gunna croak</p><p>all the kids all laugh at you</p><p>dont worry its nothing new</p><p>you cant get up off the couch</p><p>your stomach is a pouch</p><p>you think life is hard this way</p><p>make all the fat go away</p><p></p><p></p><p>SAD FAT CHILD</p><p>SAD FAT CHILD</p><p>SAD FAT CHILD</p><p>SAD FAT CHILD</p><p></p><p>now you have diabetes</p><p>you were so fucking greedy</p><p>you were so goddamn needy</p><p>you like fatty foods</p><p>your mother doesnt cry</p><p>she wont care when you die</p><p>you like food when its fried</p><p>now your gunna die</p><p>now your gunna die</p><p>your life was a lie</p><p></p><p></p>0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2009/12/slut.htmlThu, 10 Dec 2009 17:52:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-1383343682939773984you said you wanted another chance<br />but you went and fucked it up<br />Whoring yourself to everyone<br />then you blamed it on the drugs<br />you went and lied and told me<br />that you had no control<br />when you had everybodys dick<br />shoved up your little hole<br /><br />Dont blame it on the Ecstasy<br />your nothing but a slut to me<br />Dont blame it on the Ecstasy <br />your nothing but a slut<br /><br />You said your really sorry<br />you said you regret it all<br />I want to shove your head in<br />into a fucking wall<br />your just a dirty liar<br />your just a dirty whore<br />dont want to see your dirty face<br />dont want you anymore0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2009/12/mispent-youth.htmlThu, 10 Dec 2009 17:20:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-7456581454896935503<p>A shaggy kid in ripped up jeans</p><p>A subhuman with no dreams</p><p>He walks up the streets of downtown</p><p>just to find that nobodys around</p><p>All his life, hes been beaten down</p><p>a cigarette stomped in the ground</p><p>the silence is so deafening </p><p>the people stare from the right wing</p><p></p><p>Its a shame but its the truth</p><p>we all are a mispent youth</p><p>I think it will be much better</p><p>if us kids all stick together</p><p></p><p></p><p>The City streets are so cold</p><p>our protaganist, he is so bold</p><p>his mother left when he was 3</p><p>he never had a family</p><p>dropped out of school when he was 5</p><p>a miracle hes still alive</p><p>He never knew, his real dad</p><p>deep inside, it hurts so bad</p><p>growing up, all alone</p><p>the product of a broken home</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p>0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2009/11/point-your-finger.htmlTue, 17 Nov 2009 20:37:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-6784204114266679587Point your fucking finger at me<br />but there's three pointing back at you<br />you deserve a punch in the face<br />because your way too overdue<br />all the shit that you talk<br />will catch up to you<br />because we could all really care less<br />about your point of view<br /><br />cause its skewed<br />and wrong<br />and based on false pretense<br />shit dripping out of your mouth<br />without any evidence<br />you need to destroy others<br />to feel good about yourself<br />your so fucking self conscious and weak<br />your life is so misspent<br /><br />Point your fucking finger at me<br />but there's three pointing back at you<br />you deserve a punch in the face<br />because your way too overdue<br />all the shit that you talk<br />will catch up to you<br />because we could all really care less<br />about your point of view<br />cause its skewed<br /><br />I wont listen to what you say<br />well never waste our time, or waste another day<br />listening to you build up yourself<br />off other peoples pain<br />the fact thats how you get through the day<br />is such a fucking shame<br />its all downhill from here<br />heres your life, its going down the drain0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2009/11/all-my-friends.htmlTue, 17 Nov 2009 20:16:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-5417494690442147081All my friends are baskets cases<br />All my friends have dirty faces<br />All my friends get high on drugs<br />All my friends are lazy slugs<br />All my friends are loud as shit<br />All my friends like to throw fits<br />All my friends have weird hair<br />All my friends just dont care<br /><br />All my friends are insane<br />going against the grain<br />these kids are whats keeping<br />the world alive<br />they may fuck up<br />but we see eye to eye0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2009/11/men-of-cloth.htmlMon, 16 Nov 2009 20:23:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-7346014091422621402Celibacy<br />like an animal in a cage<br />a priests temptation<br />turns into rage<br />the result<br />of a G-rated life<br />and the absence<br />of a loving wife<br />makes the most reverent people<br />so obscene<br />its kinda like<br />a fucked up soggy dream<br />where everything<br />isnt like it seems<br />catholic children are the target<br />for these hormone machines<br />you think that religion<br />is all holy and pure<br />with your horny pedophile<br />christ loving leaders0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2009/11/die-trying.htmlMon, 16 Nov 2009 20:12:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-5771110975177084647You can try<br />but you will fail<br />you can lie<br />and then get jail<br />You can cry<br />and then get bail<br /><br />Die trying<br /><br />you can laugh<br />and you can smoke<br />you can kill<br />and make a joke<br />you can pop a pill<br />and croak<br /><br />Die Trying<br /><br />You can do what you need<br />while your begging on your knees<br />you can hurt<br />and you can please<br /><br />Die Trying0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2009/11/clean-slate.htmlMon, 16 Nov 2009 19:39:00 -0800tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-1816473752686313918Clean Slate<br />lets start a new<br />look back and see how much we grew<br /><br />Clean Slate<br />lets start fresh<br />and get the failures off our chest<br /><br />Clean Slate<br />Dont be ashamed<br />cause once in our life we were all blamed<br /><br />Clean Slate<br />the world is yours<br />grab it by the balls and pull pull pull<br /><br />Its something that you cant ignore<br />opportunity's knocking at your door<br />You gotta take ahold of it<br />You have to fucking commit<br /><br />Clean Slate<br />you gotta try<br />you cant live your whole life on standby<br /><br />Clean Slate<br />whatcha got to lose?<br />can you really take any more abuse?<br /><br />Clean Slate<br />what the worst that can happen?<br />you gotta stand up and take action<br /><br />Clean Slate<br />This is a plea<br />stop being so goddamn lazy0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2009/10/rational-thought-neglect.htmlTue, 13 Oct 2009 16:47:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-1941928884384742594America is blind<br />with ignorance<br />America is blind<br />and its always been<br />Rational thinking<br />is not instated<br />And the people who think<br />are isolated<br />Blind obedience<br />is the norm<br />and those who follow<br />will be re-born<br />and those who rebel<br />shall forever fry<br />but at least<br />they're not living a lie<br /><br />R.T.N<br />R.T.N<br />Rational thinking is thrown in the bin<br /><br /><br />I dont suffer from Rational thought Neglect<br />WE DONT SUFFER FROM RATIONAL THOUGHT NEGLECT0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2009/10/sickness.htmlTue, 13 Oct 2009 16:22:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-4136541323484608572The Sickness<br />infecting me<br />with my head in the toilet<br />i cant really see<br />whats on tv<br />the corporate news<br />they're scaring me<br />so i will consume<br />the product<br />that they present<br />it is a debt<br />that i will resent<br />The sickness<br />is taking control<br />i now have a price tag on my body and on my soul<br /><br />Im infected<br />with this capitalist disease<br />cant control my actions<br />neglecting my needs<br />for the product<br />that they are selling<br />irrational urge<br />its over whelming<br />Corporate whore<br />its what ive become<br />spending all my money<br />and losing my job<br />The Sickness<br />its taking control<br />DONT LET THEM TAKE YOUR SPIRIT AND YOUR SOUL<br /><br />The sickness<br />its taking control<br />the sickness<br />dont want it anymore<br />the sickness<br />why must they choose me<br />the sickness<br />please let me be1Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2009/10/goin-nowhere.htmlFri, 9 Oct 2009 19:38:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-7045286694881551691just a teenager<br />with no direction<br />a horny scumbag<br />with an erection<br />got no future<br />got no plans<br />got no time<br />to make amends<br />no plan for college<br />no education<br />top priority<br />Masturbation<br />Listening to D.R.I<br />no time for homework<br />were getting high<br />i dont care for<br />this school shit<br />my only talent<br />is music.<br /><br />im goin nowhere<br />and i dont care0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2009/10/education.htmlFri, 9 Oct 2009 19:26:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-2145758121455663575Seriously<br />Whats the fucking point<br />useless information<br />for us to all enjoy<br /><br />Chemistry<br />it is not for me<br />ill never find a cure for cancer<br />just please let me be<br /><br />Algebra<br />when will we use this shit<br />unless your job is based on math<br />you should just really quit<br /><br />P.E<br />running in circles just a bore<br />if you can spread your legs that wide<br />you should just be a whore<br /><br />Biology<br />causes me such pain<br />cause i really dont give a shit<br />about what makes it rain<br /><br />Geometry<br />fuck your shapes and lines<br />when will we ever use this<br />why should i waste my time<br /><br />And Lunch<br />favorite part of the day<br />rushing to be the first inline<br />it is the only way<br /><br />4:15<br />it is now time to go<br />even though i need education<br />it really fucking blows.0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2009/10/institution.htmlMon, 5 Oct 2009 16:37:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-2748427767693094837Institution<br />institution<br /><br />locked away<br />the only solution<br /><br />to save me from the enemy inside<br />This little fucker, is warping my mind<br />making me think, that im not right<br />making me weak so i cant fight<br />making me wish i werent alive<br />Making me feel that im not alright<br />im not alright<br />im not alright<br />im not alright<br />im not alright0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2009/09/hobbes-was-right.htmlThu, 10 Sep 2009 20:04:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-1451535220235497587Hobbes was right<br />were a savage race<br />we need to be killed<br />be put in our place<br />were nothing but scum<br />were nothin but lies<br />we all are the devil<br />but just in disguise<br />pleasure in pain<br />this is the truth<br />we feed off your pain<br />cause thats what we do<br />were all fucking scum<br />we are a disease<br />where is your god?<br />get down on your knees0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2009/09/clowncar.htmlThu, 10 Sep 2009 19:05:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-5861945891245518097Goin down the highway<br />in a shitty pick-up truck<br />you have 10 people in the car<br />but you dont give a fuck<br />all your equipments in the back<br />and your ready to go<br />hardwork for your family<br />thats all youll ever know<br />how many ethnic workers<br />can you fit in a car<br />they are just so damn beautiful<br />covered in facial scars<br />now a bus is passing by<br />and the kids seem to stare<br />all ten men poke their heads out<br />and they began to swear<br />working in america<br />the home of the brave<br />working in america<br />as an underpaid wage slave<br />going down the highway<br />in shitty pick up truck<br />your living in a clowncar<br />and you dont give a fuck<br /><br />go go go!<br /><br />clowncar clowncar<br />goin down the street<br />clowncar clowncar<br />tryin to make ends meet<br />clowncar clowncar<br />hardwork can be a bore<br />clowncar clowncar<br />but you know what its for0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2009/09/ideals.htmlWed, 9 Sep 2009 19:02:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-7713428281149496768Christian ideals are enforced, enslaved to jesus no remorse.<br />feed the children all your lies, mental slavery in disguise<br />trade away all your free will, repent your sins or burn in hell<br />what a stupid fucking lie, cause someday soon were all gunna die<br /><br />Outlaw religion, and legalize dope<br />praise non-believers, and murder the pope<br />Dawkins was right, god is a lie<br />think for yourself, this is your one life.<br /><br />I! i think for myself!<br />I TRUST! in nobody else!<br />this! is my one shot<br />to! give it all i got.<br /><br />im free, and i can do what i please.<br />cause im not a slave to your christian needs<br />or your rules, on how to live your life<br />they all suck, i live by the knife.0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)http://audioassault.blogspot.com/2009/09/corporate-whore.htmlTue, 8 Sep 2009 19:24:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-357894183022106265.post-7154038796590509712I dont wanna sell out<br />I dont wanna sell my soul<br />i dont wanna play shitty mainstream rock n roll<br /><br />dont wanna be<br />on the radio<br />i want people jumpin 'round at my shows.<br /><br />dont wanna be<br />on MTV<br />so every little boy and girl can see<br /><br />dont want to be<br />a corprate whore<br />dont really wanna be adored<br /><br />dont want to play<br />shitty festivals<br />all that shit just makes me bored<br /><br />I wanna play<br />in sweaty bars<br />places that dont have security guards<br /><br />I wanna play<br />in your smoked out garage<br />dont wanna play in some stupid fucking lodge0Shola.Ameobi@btopenworld.com (MacabreMagpie)