Bad Signage Blog

The Future Is Here

2014-08-17T09:02:00.001-07:00

When they said my Mac would come with "Time Machine,"

I had no idea how powerful it would be!

Great Scott!…e…

2014-08-13T05:30:00.000-07:00

Hyped Up!

2014-08-06T20:05:00.001-07:00

I'm no PR pro, but I'm still going to weigh in here and say
this probably isn't the best marketing.

What If I Got a Suit?!?

2014-08-03T21:46:00.000-07:00

I exchanged a belt at Sears. In return, they killed a tree.

8.5x11 paper just for reference

"Instant" By Any Other Name Will Taste as Bad

2014-07-26T07:58:00.000-07:00

Call me a skeptic.

So There! (to see it)

2014-07-23T06:12:00.000-07:00

The Capitalization is One thing,

but The punctuation is Right Out of A Jose Saramano novel.

It's "Take Out," Not "Leave Out"

2014-07-20T09:54:00.000-07:00

A sin of omission by a new local takeout joint.

Watch Your Punctuation

2014-07-16T18:14:00.000-07:00

I did not visit the site.

What's That?

2014-07-13T08:45:00.000-07:00

Yes. Yes it is.

Thanks for clarifying.

Yeah, But Does It Have A/C?

2014-07-10T20:12:00.000-07:00

So many open house dates!

But don't forget to bring your special glasses.

Nothing Is as It Seems (Guest Signage: Geoff Nichols!)

2014-07-08T04:41:00.000-07:00

The most accurate of these is likely the "On Tap." I'm sure that Miller is coming to you in a bottle.

Edibles! (Guest Signage: Ian Hoek Spaans!)

2014-07-05T12:46:00.001-07:00

So is it the sandwich or the soda?

Follow the Rules

2014-07-02T21:10:00.000-07:00

Equal Price for All

2014-06-30T09:41:00.000-07:00

Every couple of months, my supermarket puts red and green lettuce "on sale" for $1.29/lb -- seemingly unaware that the "regular price" sign of $1.29/lb is blatantly visible. I stock up.

I Prefer Sour Cream

2014-06-27T20:18:00.001-07:00

What's in your hair?

What a Deal!

2014-06-23T04:10:00.001-07:00

Every few weeks, red and green leaf lettuce -- which normally retails for $1.29/lb -- goes on sale for $1.29lb. I make a point to stock up.

I Doubt It

2014-06-20T20:36:00.002-07:00

Don't hold your breath.

Initials

2014-06-19T04:32:00.000-07:00

I appreciate the symmetry.

Formatting: Part 2

2014-06-17T19:42:00.000-07:00

Not the route I'd have taken,

but a creative one.

FORMATTING IS A thing

2014-06-13T19:37:00.000-07:00

And there's always punctuation.

Come On!

2014-06-11T20:44:00.001-07:00

This basically looks like sarcasm.

As for the adult humor…

From Beginning to End

2014-06-07T14:05:00.000-07:00

Floridians have mixed results when determining

where things start and end.

Titles Matter

2014-04-15T18:48:00.000-07:00

Imagine my surprise when I walked by the conference room to see this meeting in progress. I then received disappointed looks for "showing up late."

The Path Not Taken (Guest Signage: Alina Gonzalez!)

2014-04-09T15:31:00.002-07:00

Aww Nutsa! (Guest Signage: Perry Sutton!)

2014-04-01T08:20:00.001-07:00

We've seen this before,

but now with spelling errors (or Italian flair).