Wopsploitation

2022-12-09T00:56:00.006-08:00

Draw the brakes on your flood of virtuous arrogance, noble causes, and bluenosery. You're just jockeying for more Christmas presents, and Santa knows it.

2022-12-05T03:18:00.004-08:00

is Purgatory-bent for denim.

2022-12-05T03:17:00.002-08:00

Writings attributed to the legendary medical pioneer Hippocrates circa 400 B.C. proposed that hysteria in women was caused by a lack of semen. Sounds feasible to me...

2022-12-05T03:16:00.003-08:00

"Don't do it, jagoff!" That was to the Shirley draping months' worth of paychecks in the form of ice around some broad's neck.

2022-12-05T03:15:00.001-08:00

You make it with some of these chicks, they think you gotta dance with them.

2022-11-19T20:17:00.002-08:00

Fumbled a critical webinar this morning when I came on dressed in Garanimals, speaking Ubbi-Dubbi. In my defense, I thought we were gonna zooma-zooma-zooma-Zoom the conference call.

2022-10-29T08:14:00.003-07:00

There, there, all ye alienated sex kittehs of the world, your costumes may be too slutty for the moral majority, but you can always trick and treat, judgment-free, from the warm safety of my lap.

2022-10-25T07:58:00.000-07:00

My digs is a no-fly zone for hags, even on Halloween. Any witches resembling Cynthia from D.C.'s Witching Hour horror anthology series (1969-78) are strongly encouraged to disregard that last statement.

2022-10-14T13:09:00.001-07:00

David Lynch's ability to direct a movie and sing a song are inversely proportional.

2022-10-09T06:26:00.002-07:00

Jordan Peele: I just made the dumbest movie of the year.

M. Night Shyamalan: Hold my cocktail.

2022-10-09T05:05:00.004-07:00

What the hell is 'mansplaining'? As a man, I do what I do, and it is what it is. No explanations necessary, and none offered.

Games impossible w/o a paddle:

2022-10-09T05:04:00.000-07:00

"Super Breakout" and "Who's been a recalcitrant little slut, then?"

2022-10-09T05:02:00.002-07:00

Abolire il mio cazzo.

#ColumbusDay

2022-10-08T10:48:00.004-07:00

Getting my mind to wind down for the evening is like wrestling a pissed off two hundred fifty-pound halibut onboard a flimsy canoe with one's own bare hands. Rarely uneventful, is what I'm saying...

Tonight, a Wop-o-vision exclusive:

2022-10-08T10:47:00.000-07:00

Ten Times Down, Nine Times Up: The Natalie Wood Story

2022-10-06T09:58:00.006-07:00

My first goatee, in 1974, was made of orange drink and cookies.

2022-10-02T01:48:00.000-07:00

Chuck Norris only lost ten matches in tournament competition, his other thirty-eight losses came while attempting to deliver scripted dialogue in films.

2022-10-02T01:46:00.001-07:00

Joys, delights, laughter and sports, and sorrows, griefs, despondency, and lamentations. Hippocrates said it'd be like this.

In case you're wondering ...

2022-09-27T22:41:00.000-07:00

...my birthday is on the 5th. If you can't find me some authentic Lemmon 714's, there's a "Tight Spot" at the Bip screaming for THIS like the feedback from a '58 Gibson Byrdland.

2022-09-27T22:30:00.000-07:00

You: "Gonna take a lot to take me awaaaaay from youuuuu, there's nothing that a hundred men or more could eveeeeer doooo..."

Your wife's boyfriend (from the bedroom): "Keep the noise down in there, pussy!"

It's like the Yanomamo always say:

2022-09-27T22:26:00.001-07:00

"wãro-n shama shyra-wei ware-ma"

2022-09-24T06:30:00.003-07:00

Despite having Lite Brite in the mid-seventies, I have to confess I never made a goddamned thing with li-i-ight, in the end.

Tantissimi auguroni di buon compleanno

2022-09-23T10:37:00.001-07:00

Giovanni Lombardo Radice 23 September 1954

2022-09-23T10:20:00.000-07:00

I'm higher than the nuts on a Shaolin White Brow priest.

2022-09-23T10:14:00.000-07:00

Schizophrenics are just extroverts with no healthy outlets.