Khmer

A doctorate man went to the countryside

2012-01-03T22:42:00.000-08:00

There was a man with doctorate degree going to the countryside and he never went to the country before. While he was walking, he found a piece of crap of cows. Because he had studied a lot, he bore in mind the wonder about what it was. After seeing this, he took his hand and tasted it with his own mouth. He knew that it was the crap of cows and he said, how lucky I am, if I hadn't tasted it, I would have put my feet directly on the crap. He thought he was lucky.

An Italian Man

2011-12-31T19:43:00.000-08:00

Peace on You

Joke submitted by: Anonymous

(Must be read with and Italian accent) One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.

A Disable Man- joke

2011-12-31T18:54:00.000-08:00

There was a man having very serious trouble and had decided to commit a suicide. While he was walking to commit the suicide, he saw a disable man without all two hands and the disable man was dancing. seeing this he wondered that he without two hands was very happy in his life. He thought, Why am I with all good abilities attempting to suicide? After thinking, he went to ask the man. He asked, why are you so happy? What on earth I am happy? he said, the ants are biting my penis and I don't have the hands to deal with. So I am trembling and don't know what to do. Is it funny?
By Ponnara Khan