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Islamic sms Messages

2011-07-04T19:02:00.000-07:00

Aik din Allah ne apni Rehmaton k darwaze kholey Aur kaha, hai koi Rehmat Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Khushian Mangne Wala? Hai koi Doasti Magne Wala? Hai koi chahat mangne wala? Tu main ne kaha, Aay Allah! Sari
khushian…………. Sari dolat… sari Rehmatein… dey de mere iss doast KO0322-6720288
M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

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I tried 2 luv u the way u asked,
I tried 2 understand ur feelings from my heart,
I tried 2 make u smile by caring u,
I tried 2 heal ur pain by hiding mine,
I tried 2 forget u as u want,
Though I failed 2 give u all,
But I'm happy, U got it all,
Be happy coz ur happines belongs 2 me.
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EK SADA Take care,EK REQUEST Bhulna nahi,EK TAMANA Khush raho,EK JHOT I hate u,EK SUCH I miss u,EK WISH Sada muskuraty rehna,<Amin>
03214288314
"' ~DON~ '"
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DIL KA SAKOON
HAR BIMARI MEIN BHI SAKOON
HAR MUSKIL KA ELAJ
HAR MUSKIL WAKT MEIN SATH DEY BURIYON SEY DOOR RAKEY
4 ALL MuSlImS
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Pahla Kalma Taeyab
Taeyab Many Pak
La Ilaha Ilalahu Muhammed dur rasululah
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Alhumdulilah

Ramzan Me Ek Or Shaytan Musalman Ho Gaya
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The beautiful word is ALLAH,
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN. By UZZAL
Life is Test,Islam is best,
Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.
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when we r suffring frm fever or other desease it doesnot mean that GOD doesnot love u but it means that he is checking ur patients .so pray ALLAH while suffring frm desease.......
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Es Qadar keon ha Paraishan?
ALI WARIS Ha.
Mushklain Hon ge sabhe Asaan.
ALI WARIS Ha.
Jab Mohamad(S.A.W) na parhe Nad-e-Ali Khaiber main.Ho gea Yeah Elaan k...
ALI WARIS Hb
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And if they belie you say: For me are my deeds and for you are your deeds! You are innocent of what i do and you are innocent of what you do! (10:41) Jibril +233242704215
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GOD calls back those people he love most and give chance to those people that doesnot obey HIm......
========when we r suffring frm fever or other desease it doesnot mean that GOD doesnot love u but it means that he is checking ur patients .so pray ALLAH while suffring frm desease.......
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the most beautiful word is ALLAH the best exercise is NAMAADH the worlds perfect book is QURUAN so b a gud frnf of them then nothing is impossible
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Jaan e Badar o Hunain baqee ha
Qalb e Zahra ka chaain baqee ha
Kehdo Is daur kay yazeedon say
Aaj bhe Ek HUSSAIN baqee ha
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Lay kay Ayay ga Zulfiqar e Khuda
Shah e Badr o Hunain ki Soorat
Aaj Khamosh ha Hassan ki tarah
Kal uthay ga Hussain ki Soorat
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H. IMAM ZAMANA (A.S.) kehte hai : " Phir tumme se har ek ko woh kaam ( amal ) karne chahiye ( yaane gunahon se bachna ) jo tumko hamare mohabbat se kareeb le aae. "

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Ap(SAW) n fermaya:
@igher kohi shakhis mugy apni zuban aur apni sharum gha ki hafazet ki zamanet de dy,to mian is k liye jinnat ki zamanet do gha.
@mugy gharibo main talash kero,kyu k gharibo k zariye he tumy maded aur rozi milti hian.
@jis n choti kasim ghae,is n apna ghar veran ker liya.
@muslimano apis main eik dosry se tamuskher(mazak)na kiya kero.mumken hain jis ka tum tamaskher kery,vo tum se behter ho.
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Achi Batain:
@jis n apni akel ko kafi samga aur apni rahy per gharor kiya,vo ghumra hian.
@apny ap ko tamina se bachaho,k vo bevakofoo ki vadi hian.
@jo kohi saber ka talib ho,ALLAH is ko saber ata kerta hian.
@logho mian se ALLAH ko napasand vo hai jo sub se zada jagralo ho.
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Aik din Allah ne apni Rehmaton k darwaze kholey Aur kaha, hai koi Rehmat Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Khushian Mangne Wala? Hai koi Doasti Magne Wala? Hai koi chahat mangne wala? Tu main ne kaha, Aay Allah! Sari khushian…………. Sari dolat… sari Rehmatein… dey de mere iss doast KO0322-6720288
M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

Flirt Sms

2011-07-04T00:14:00.000-07:00


	How do I love you? Let me count the ways. I love you to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of Being and ideal Grace. I love you to the level of every day"s Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight. I love you freely, as men strive for Right; I love you purely, as they turn from Praise. I love you with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood"s faith. I love you with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints, I love you with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life! and, if God choose, I shall but love you better after death


Missing You Sms
	she is hot ! she is sweet! she always need a lip 4 kiss whole world map! who! how is she? do u know? "tea " chai piyo,mast jiyo........


Funny Sms
	kabhi tu nazzar millao"" kabhi tu kareeb aao"" kabhi tu nazzar millao"" kabhi tu kareeb aao"" jo nahi kaha hai"" kabhi tu samajh bhi jao"" hum bhi tu hain tumhare"" deewaane o deewaane"" humne tumko dekhte he ye dil"" tumne humse ye kia kiya"" mera dil na torrou"" kabhi dilse dil millao"" hum bhi tu hain deewaane"" tumhare o tumhare"" kabhi tu nazzar millao"" kabhi tu kareeb aao"

Dream SMS

2011-07-01T11:22:00.000-07:00

A dream has power 2 poison sleep.
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream has power to poison sleep. - Percy Bysshe Shelley
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream is a chance to experience something you may never in real life.
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream is a future you wish to have!
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream is a microscope through which we look at the hidden occurrences in our soul. - Erich Fromm
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream is an answer to a question we haven't yet learned how to ask. - Fox Mulder
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream is just a dream. A goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline. - Harvey mackay
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream is your creative vision for your life in the future.
You must break out of your current comfort zone and become
Comfortable with the unfamiliar and the unknown. - K Denis Waitley
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream is your creative vision for your life in the future. You must break out of your current comfort zone and become comfortable with the unfamiliar and the unknown. Denis Waitley
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream remains a dream if you have not done anything with it.
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream which is not interpreted is like a letter which is not read.
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A famous writer said
Love is like a long sweet dream
N Marriage is an alarm clock"
So have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes U up
HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A goal is a dream with a deadline.
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A man dreamt
That he slipped out of his flesh
Just as a snake
Sheds it's old skin � Artemidorus
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A man is not old until regrets
Take the place of dreams. - John Barrymore
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. - John Barrymore
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A man to carry on a successful business must have imagination. He must see things as in a vision, a dream of the whole thing. - Charles M Schwab
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A man's dreams are an index to his greatness.
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A person without dreams, is a person without life, because without dreams, what is there to live for?
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
~ Dream SMS Text Message

Romantic SMS

2011-06-24T00:15:00.000-07:00

	ise hamne chaha usko hum pa na sake, jisne hame chaha use chah na sake, ye to dil tutane ka khel tha, kisi ka toda apna bacha na sake. Apna sath de ya Qaid-e-tanhai de. Mujhe kuch bi day magar pyar intehi de. Meri ankhon pe yun naqsh ahi aks tera. Me khud ko bi dekho to tu dekhai de....................

	Meri Har Nazar Teri Muntazir Teri Har Nazar Kisi Aur Ki Meri Zindagi Teri Bandagi Teri Zindagi Kisi Aur Ki Kabhi Waqat Jo Mille Tujhe Zara Aake Dekh Mere Hal Ko Meri Har Ghadi Tere Liya Teri Har Ghadi Kisi Aur Ki Mujhe Sirf Teri Talab Thi Par Jane Mujhe Tu Kyun Na Milla Tu Usse Milla Mere Sanam Jise Thi Talab Kisi Aur K

	Ab Agar Aao To Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana Sirf Ahsaan Jataane ke Liye Mat Mana Maine Palkon Pe Tamannaen Saja Rakhi Hain Dil Par Umeed ki 100 Rasmen Jala Rakhi Hain Ye Hanseen Shamen Bujhaane ke Liye Mat Aana Pyar ki Aag Main Zanjeer Pighal Sakti Hai Chahne Walon ki Takdeer Badal Sakti Hai Hoon Bebas Ye Batane ke Liye Mat Aana Mujhse Milne ki Agar Tumko Nahi Chahat koi Tum Sirf Rasmen Nibhane ke Liye Mat Aana

Mujhe Maaf Kar Mere Hamsafar
Tujhe Chahna Meri Bhool Thi
Kisi Raah Par Jo Uthi Nazar
Tujhe Dekhna Meri Bhool Thi
Koi
Nazam Ho
Koi
Ghazal Ho
Kahin
Rat Ho
Kahin
Seher Ho
Woh
Gali Gali
Woh Sheher Sheher
Tujhe Dhoondna Meri Bhool Thi
There Gham Ki Koi Dava Nahi
Mujhe Tujhse Koi Gila Nahi
Mera Koi Tere Siva Nahi
Yehi Sochna Meri Bhool Thi
"Mujhe Maaf Kar Mere Hamsafar
Tujhe Chahna Meri Bhool Thi.....

Romantic SMS

2011-06-24T00:08:00.000-07:00

Romantic SMS is generally sent to or by the lover & beloved. Asian peoples prefer to send romantic urdu sms, for the rest of the world they can pick romantic sms messages in english here.
Some peoples are more attracted to send romantic love sms to express how much they love you or send romantic jokes to bring smile on the person they love.
Here we have made sms collection consist of following :-

Romantic Text Messages	Romantic Love SMS	Romantic Jokes
Romantic Poetry	Romantic Urdu SMS	Romantic Poems
Romantic Sayings	Romantic Words	Romantic Greetings

Tell your lover how much you love with these romantic messages:

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Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai

Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,
Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.

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Falling in love with you was completely out of my control

Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.

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Have a heart without you

Whats missing in H__RT? EA or U?
Pick EA & youll get a heart!
If u pick U, you will get hurt!
Id pick U coz its better to get hurt,
Than have a heart without U.

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If I'm gonna die tomorrow

If i would know that I'm gonna die tomorrow,
I'll spend 23 hours with u and
if u wonder what about the last hour
In that I'll find someone
who can take care of u
Love you always.

Whom I love the most

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Believe me, you are the one,
Whom my heart finds,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom I love the most.

LATEST -NEW- SMS

2011-06-21T22:17:00.000-07:00

aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa diye.......hum hosh me aane hi wale thhe....ki aap fir se
muskuraa diye....:-)
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Full Name: dibesh, talcher

sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata haiCopyright www.lovelysms.com
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai
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Full Name: wafa

karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?,banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???
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Full Name: saadia hassan(burbadi)

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum... Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: BOND

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
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Full Name: shashi

Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,
Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada,
Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to,Copyright www.lovelysms.com
STUPID ho tom had se zeada.Ch, Amir#03007436713
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Full Name: Amir S

HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....
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Full Name: banni

WOH JATE HUA KEYH GAYE HAM SE K AB HAM SRF AAP K KHWAAB HI ME AAYENGE
KOI KEH DE UN SE K WO WADA TO KAREIN
HAM HAMESHA K LIYE SOO JAYENGE
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Full Name: NABROY

Chand jb nikly to tera gumaan hota hai, Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai, Hum tari yaadoon mein khooyaa rehty hain , Neend main Jb sara Jahaan hota hai.
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Full Name: sameer

Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.
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Full Name: friend4u
Mobile: 0321-3882498

Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu kyu aajtak kilta raha, tune to de sabko khusbu
tuzko kya milta raha,phool muskurakar bola,abhi tu nadan hai,jivan ke sache pyaar se abhi tu anjan hai,kuch
dene ke badale kuch lena,ye to ek vyapar hai,to de kar bhi kuch na mange wahi to sacha pyaar hai
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Full Name: raj

Aap agar PAGAL hho tu sms miltay he Reply karo.
Ager BEWAQOOF ho to Miscal karo. Ager JAHIL ho tu call karo. or Ager Sab kuch ho tu kuch B nahin karna. Mano

sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich
Copoy Akhbar di Raddi Vaich
Loya Lailan Vaich
Teen DabbaVaichCopyright www.lovelysms.com
Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan Vaich
Par...
Maino msg Phaij
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Full Name: sadia

Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat
and old friends best to keep
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meri ankhien rakh lo mujey kuch khab dey du.
jis mien tumhari jhalak ho aisi sharab de du
chalo choro sari batien ek baat maan jao
meri sari umer ley lo bus ek pal ka saath dey du..
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Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: Waqar
Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123

Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda,Bhul Ke Dhuk Dard Mera Tainu Hasan Nu Ji Karda,Us Rab Naal
Nahi Vasta Koi, Mera Ta Tainu Rab Banaun Nu Ji Karda
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Full Name: hassan
Mobile: 03028700420

pani asman ki tarf uthey to bhaap,asman se niche gire to barish,jm k gire to olay,gir k jame to barf,phoolon ki
patti pe gire to shbnam,phoolon se nikle to arq,jmaa hojai to jheel,ankho se nikle to ansoo,jism se nikle to
pasina,Hazrat Ismail (A.S)k qadmon se nikle to aab e zam zam,Pyar MUHAMMAD(S.A.W) k unglion se nikle to
"AAB E KAUSAR"
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Full Name: zulfi

GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,Copyright www.lovelysms.com
after three years
PANADOL.
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Full Name: GOHER

khabon ke tarah tha na khayalon ke tarah tha,wo shaks ilme rayazi key sawalon ke tarah tha,uljha hova itna
key samaj nahen pata tha,suljha hova itna key misalon ke tarah tha.
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Full Name: sahil

chalo tum aisa kero!
Chand se thori matti lo
Phir us se do butt bnao,
aik tum jesa aik muj jesa,
Phir kuch ese kero!
Un buttun ko tor do,
phir se woh matti goondh lo,
phir se do butt bnao,
Tum me kuch kuch main rehjaon,
Mujh main kuch kuch tum reh jao. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Full Name: semi

Dil se dil tak,
Jaan se jaan tak,
Din se raat tak,
Kal se aaj tak,
Aap se mujh tak,
January se december tak,
Meray SmS publish hone se Tumharay SmS parhnay tak,
I MISS U. Sonum.03204186155.
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155

'Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?'
'I have been to London to see the Queen'
'Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?'
'I frightened a little mouse under the chair!'

Punjabi Translation:

'Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?'
'Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si'
'Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?'Copyright www.lovelysms.com
'Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!'
Full Name: Sonum

Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai
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Full Name: Sonum

dil gumsum .........zubaan khamosh...........
yeh aankhein nam kyu hai..................?????
jab tujhe kabhi paya hi na tha............
to aaj tujhe khone ka ghum kyu hai...................??????????/
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Full Name: ATIF

Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
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Full Name: Kalim

Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi
tere kol time koi naa.

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Full Name: nasar khan khosa baloch

ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
mein paghal u hay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
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ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
mein paghal uhay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
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Full Name: angry_falcon

interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: mumo
Mobile: oo919849100056

Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya.
Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya.Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Aur us intezar mein na jane kitno se pyar kiya
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Full Name: ALI 0300-4794610

Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
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Full Name: Loving Life
Mobile: 0345-7207234

HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL Copyright www.lovelysms.com
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA
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COOL SMS

2011-06-17T21:52:00.000-07:00

Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
An apple keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
You are Genius
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
May God increase ur Happiness.
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
Fresh Flowers for u
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

It only takes a minute
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
Remember me and bare in mind
Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
Difference between pleasure and torture
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
If you see some one without a smile,
If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
9 lessons in life:
9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
If i were to describe true love than
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
sum ppl say happiness is lyf
sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
I have a new kodak camera
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don't move
steady
smile :)
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon
to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored,
Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
It feels nice when some1 misses u
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
SMILE:
SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
When we sigh about our problems,
When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life! Our friendship has become our HABIT
Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....
You know your 1 smile can cause 100 people die
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling. It is scientifically proved
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
I think U r very careless!!
I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....
Only the open heart receives
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!
Nice people are blessed people,
Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send thisto a nice person.
I just did.
Smile in pleasure & in pain,
Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!
Those 'midnight teas',Those 'bday bumps'.
Those 'midnight teas',Those 'bday bumps'... 'Old torn jeans', Those 'late night walks', 'long chats'... 'pinches & slaps'.. 'crushes on pals' & tat fight 4em', 'frying nuts'..making rowses bunking classes,calculating attendance percentage, copying tests and ass.:) gettin kicked out of class.. 'struggle 4marks', 'writin on desks', 'fight wit teachers', 'tears 4love', those B-grade movies... Jst evritin... "Tatz college life" v cal it
"HEAVEN" By Jerry Joseph

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2011-06-11T22:02:00.001-07:00

Latest Birthday sms

2011-06-06T18:39:00.001-07:00

It's your birthday...
and I'm thinking how glad I am
that you were born.
You have given me so much
--
supported me, encouraged me,
cared for me; I didn't even need to ask.
I celebrate your wonderful self!
I am in awe of your boundless generosity,
your infinite kindness--that gentle inner glow
that you so freely use to warm my life.
Your birthday is as much a celebration for me
as it is for you, maybe more,
and I wish for you the best of birthdays,
the best one ever.
May each birthday be better than the last.
Most of all, I hope you will always be
As happy as you have made me.
---
On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.
May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!
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Each year your birthday reminds me
That I really want to say
I'm very glad I know you;
I think of you each day.
I hope you enjoy your birthday,
All the pleasures it has in store,
And because I appreciate you,
I hope you have many more!
---
Instead of counting candles,
Or tallying the years,
Contemplate your blessings,
As your birthday nears.
Consider special people
Who love you, and who care,
And others who've enriched your life
Just by being there.
Think about the memories
Passing years can never mar,
Experiences great and small
That have made you who you are.
Another year is a happy gift,
So cut your cake, and say,
"Instead of counting birthdays,
I count blessings every day!"
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God gave a gift to the world when you were born-
a person who loves, who cares,
who sees a person's need and fills it,
who encourages and lifts people up,
who spends energy on others
rather than herself,
someone who touches each life she enters,
and makes a difference in the world,
because ripples of kindness flow outward
as each person you have touched, touches others.
Your birthday deserves to be a national holiday,
because you are a special treasure
for all that you've done.
May the love you have shown to others
return to you, multiplied.
I wish you the happiest of birthdays,
and many, many more,
so that others have time to appreciate you
as much as I do.
---
On your birthday,
I'm thinking about how much light and sparkle
you freely dispense wherever you go,
how your sunny smile lights up any gathering.
Every birthday marks another year
of you radiating positive, happy energy,
contagious happiness
that infects all who come in contact with you.
May your next birthday find you the same--
glowing from within,
beaming bright joy on everyone you meet.
I feel blessed to know you.
---
It's your birthday time again;
It's true; there's no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I'm not lying.
So for you, the birthday person,
Here's what I want to say:
I hope this birthday's the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday fun!
May your birthday wishes all come true,
Even if you have a ton.
---
On your birthday,
I wish for you the fulfillment
of all your fondest dreams.
I hope that for every candle
on your cake
you get a wonderful surprise.
I wish for you that
whatever you want most in life,
it comes to you,
just the way you imagined it,
or better.
I hope you get as much pleasure
from our friendship as I do.
I wish we were sisters,
so I could have known you
from the beginning.
I look forward to
enjoying our friendship
for many more of your birthdays.
I'm so glad you were born,
because you brighten my life
and fill it with joy.
Happy Birthday!
---
As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don't matter much.
These common things aren't really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.
We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.
So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you
---
It's your first birthday, baby,
One candle on your cake;
Proud parents stare in wonder
At each new move you make.
We join in celebration,
As this special date arrives,
For baby has brought pleasure
Into all our lives.
We look forward now to seeing
How you progress and grow,
From the cute and tiny infant
You were one year ago.
So dig into your icing;
Enjoy your presents, too.
The reason for this day
Is a special person--you!
---
So you are finally fifty;
Happy birthday on the big Five-Oh.
I guess you could fill a great big book
With everything you know.
A whole half century of living
Is nothing to sneeze about,
So if you're a little patched and worn,
Don't you dare frown or pout.
Ignore things that make you feel old;
It's really great to be fifty.
You're smart, attractive and good company,
And I still think you're nifty!
---
Another year has come and gone,
The sands of time keep trickling away.
Your birthday reminds me to let you know
I'm thankful for you each and every day.
---
Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
'Cause I know the mirror doesn't lie.
You're aging like me, so you surely can see
That you're getting to be an old guy.
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Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday." HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B'DAY 2 U...

LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day...
may GOD'S loving u hands be upon u today to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY
by z khathwane

Count ur garden by the flowers
Never by the leaves that fall.
Count ur day by golden hours
Don't remember clouds at all.
Count ur nights by stars not shadows.
Count ur life by smile not tears.
And with joy on every birth day count ur age by friends not years..... ò
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Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Friendship is about. bringing out the positive
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.\"HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Exams Sms

2011-06-04T21:29:00.001-07:00

Attitude towardz exam = tommorow iz my exam but
i dont care bcoz a single sheet of paper can't decide my future

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Tips 2 be Successful in examz,
1-khud aitmadi k 7 paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apny ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisi jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.

In the whole tumharey bus ki baat nahin, so keep on enjoying cheating

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Hey Friends
I'm Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
.
.
15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jyga..:

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If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel dat da paper iz tough
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
This iz a very interesting subject.
I want 2 study it 1 more time.

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Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ay Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??
Nahi beta sabhi examz walo ka yehi haal hai".

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Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..

But

Why does dis bloody EXAM comes again & again .... .... .

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Rain of summer, snow of winter
grace of autumn, glory of spring
May beauty of every season give ur heart
A beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every examz of ur life. Good luck

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Harbhajan startz raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, itz not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, bt da studentz understand the importance of scoring 33.

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Flower dies
Storiez end
Songz fade
Memoriez are forgotten
All thingz come to end
But dis studdy

Chipak kr he reh gae hai musibat

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2 accomplish great things
We must not only act
But also dream
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for ur exam.

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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in da air & said,
'Head, I go 2 sleep.'

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p

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My nightz are going sleepless,
my dayz are going useless. So I asked GOD,
is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".

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Human brain iz da most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right 4rm da time we r born
Nd stop only when we enter da examination hall.

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The Law Says
If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Iz "Law Of Answering In Examination".

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Mathz teacher asked Ali:If u have 12chocolates & u give 5 to SARAH,3 to Aysha & 4 to Farah what will you get?
Ali replied:3 NEW GIRL FRENDZ

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Human brain iz da most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
Nd stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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600 Pages ki buk ko kitne din main padha ja skta hai..

WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab ha.

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The probability of a topic
cmng in exam increases exponentially,
if 1 decides 2 leave da topic completely..

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To be a "Good professional", always start 2 study late for "Exams".
Bcoz it teaches hw 2 manage "Time" & tackle "Emergencies".

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A father asks peon: Hw r da studies in dis college? Where do I c my son in future?
Peon: The future iz bright, I had also completed my engineering 4rm da same college!

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It takes 15 trees 2
produce da amount
of paper dat we
use 2 write 1 exam.

join us in promoting da noble
Bcoz of saving trees.
SAY NO 2 EXAMS

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Burraaah

Sara syllabus parh liya ha
Bas bookz or notez parhanay reh gaye hain

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har taraf parhai ka saya hy
peparon may number kisnay paya hy
hum 2 u he aye thay paper denay
sab kehtay hy sala pura parh kar aya hy

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Examz ke char din pehlay syllabus dekha 2 yad aya
Kuch To Hua Hy Kuch Ho Gya Hy
Exams k din paper dekh kar samajh aya
Sab Kuch Alag Hy Sab Kuch Naya Hy

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Examz r like Girl frndz
2 many questions
Difficult 2 understand
More explanation iz needed
Result iz always fail!

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There r 6 components of wellness:
proper weight & diet, proper exercise
breaking da smoking habit, control of alcohol
stress management & periodic exams.

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Ya hu!
Exams ke $aari tiyari ho gai
raser
Pen
scale
pencil
sab taiyar hai

AB BUS.......

parhna baki hai

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Parhd parhd ker kyaa kernaa hei
Aakhir ek din tou mernaaa hei
marnay key baad bee ager dubaara janam howa tou
shurooo tou nursery sey hi karna hai

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eXamz r dere,
at da paper tu stare;
da ans iz nw here,
wiich makes u pull yr hair.
da misss makes u glare,
da grades r nt fair,
buh jus lik da past 20 yrs,
V DUN CARE !!

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Congradulationz!
Gud newz 4 Lahore University students
Exams hav beeen postponed up to Dec
2 confirm go to site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.org

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Baap: Etnay kum markz..??
3 thappar lagnay chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han abu!
maine to usss kaminy sir
ka ghar bhi daykh liyaa hai!!

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Her Sawaal Say Dut Ker Larhnaa,
Fek ne Main Kamee Mut Karnaa,
Mokaa Milaa Tou Pechey Bhee Daykhnaa,
Or Ik Baat Yaad Rakhnaaa,
Aagay Walay Ka Paper Apna Smjhnaa

Best New Year SMS, Happy New year 2011

2011-06-03T20:13:00.000-07:00

Best New Year SMS, Happy New year 2011

Happy New Year

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New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits and
Forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

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For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning. Happy New Year

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Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

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A NEW YEAR
A New Challenge
A New Goal
A New Optimism
A New Aproach
A New Mission
A New Resolution
Wishng U a very
“Happy New year”

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Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“!

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A Happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend
Have lived and loved and labored here
And made of it a happy year.

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May this New Year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

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If It didn’t Bring you Joy,
Just Leave it Behind.
Let’s Ring in the New Year
With Good Things in Mind.
Let Every Bad Memory
That Brought Heartache and Pain.

And let’s Turn a New Leaf
With the Smell of New Rain.
Let’s Forget Past Mistakes
Making Amends for This Year.
Sending You These Greetings
To Bring You Hope and Cheer.
Happy New Year!

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May ALLAH make ur year a happy one!
Not by shielding you from all sorrows and pain,
But by strengthening you to bear it, as it comes;
Not by making your path easy,
But by making you sturdy to travel any path;
Not by taking hardships from you,
But by taking fear from your heart;
Not by granting you unbroken sunshine,
But by keeping your face bright, even in the shadows;

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“Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one
That rewards all your future endeavors with success”.

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Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

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I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

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Good time Bad time
Day time Night time
Off time Work time
Happy time Sad time
Naye saal main kisi bhi time
Apun ka sms aa sakta hai..!
Bole to happy new year mamu

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May each day of the coming year be vibrant and
New bringing along many reasons for celebrations.
Wishing you Happy New Year, May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and cheer of New Year.

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Year’s end is neither an end
nor a beginning
but a going on,
with all the wisdom
that experience
can instill in us.
Happy New Year

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Wishing you a fabulous 2011 with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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When the mid-nite bell rings tonight…
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperious 2011

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Best sms 2011

2011-06-03T20:11:00.000-07:00

Love, it's a special day
We should celebrate and appreciate
That you and me found something pretty neat
And I know some say this day is arbitrary - "Kina Grannis"

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Only you
can make this world seem right
Only you
can make the darkness bright
Only you and you alone
can thrill me like you do
and fill my heart with love for only you

Only you
can make this change in me
For it's true
you are my destiny
When you hold my hand, i understand
the magic that you do
You're my dream come true
my one and only you, only you - The Platters / Elvis Presley

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Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, darling, kiss me

Fill my life with song
And let me sing for ever more
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore
In other words, please be true
In other words, I love you - Frank Sinatra

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I think that the stars would have waited for us
Hanging onto the night, watching down below
Until we were hand in hand, together waiting for them
So when I open my eyes, I saw it too
Stars falling down, when I fell for you - "Kina Grannis"

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A second, a minute, an hour, a day goes by
I'm hopin' just to be by your side
When life had locked me out I turned to you
So open the door
'Cause you're all I need right now, it's true
Nothin' works like you - "Lenka"

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I never thought I could love anyone but myself.
Now I know I can't love anyone but you.
You make me think that maybe I won't die alone.
Maybe I won't die alone. - "Ingrid Michaelson"

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underneath the moon, underneath the stars
heres a little heart for you
up above the world, up above it all
heres a hand to hold on to - "Lenka"

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If you were falling, then I would catch you.
You need a light, I'd find a match.
Cause I love the way you say good morning.
And you take me the way I am. - "Ingrid Michaelson"

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Don't you go Away,
I know,Without your love,
I'll never find my way back home
'Cause you and me,So happily,
Make all our dreams of make believe reality - "Priscilla Ahn"

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Half my heart's enchanted and amused
the other half is dislocated distressed & confused
half my heart just needs you night and day
the other half just needs to know you're far away
Half my heart is a bird so high she flies and sings
the other half is a scorpion crawls in the dirt, stings
what else can you take from me ? I don't even care
half my heart beats inside of me, the other half's not there - "The Mooney Suzuki"

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why i feel like an alien
not part of the human race
when my heart wants to burst
at the sight of your face
i feel like i'm suffering
from a beautiful disease
when your sad pretty smile
brings me down to my knees - "Arco"

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When you're lost in the dark
When you're out in the cold
When you're looking for something that resembles your soul
When the wind blows your house of cards
I'll be a home to your homeless heart - "Amanda scott"

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I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me.
Love was out to get me, That's the way it seemed.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a believer!
I couldn't leave her if I tried. - "Neil Diamond"

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If you want to smile with me,
Hold me close and lie with me
If you want to die with me
Handle my heart carefully - "Kina Grannis"

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011 SMS

2011-05-29T21:04:00.000-07:00

New Year Latest SMS in English

Well come 2011 with open arms & pray to God for His Blessings.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
I wish U to have a ….. Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, WonderfulWednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR…..2010
W
Y
H
WI
YO
HA
WIS
YOU
HAP
WISH
YOU A
HAPPY
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*NEW YEAR 2011*
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You know God arrange for you..
12 Months of Love,
52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,
& 365 days of Happiness.
So when you Mixed them all..
You will found a Very Happy Year! & I think it”s 2011 My Dear
I Wish in 2o11 God gives You…
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy…and that”s all!
In “The Universal Bank of God”…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,
faith & happiness for you…
So,Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.
Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it”s my New Year wish 4u Dear…
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2011 bring Happiness for you Dear
New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish……
It”s for You my Special NEW YEAR”S wish
Hi My Very Special Friend..I pray you lay in rest,God bless
you always & may New Year 2011..Bring you a lot of
Love & Happiness.
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy
Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..
Wish a Happy New Year 2011.
I Wish a wish for You Dear..
Sending you Big bunch of Wishes
from the Heart close to where..
Wish you a Very Very
Happy New Year..
Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with
little celebration of Happiness…Wishes you a Bright,
Happy and Prosperous New Year 2011 with God Bless..
New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize
new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2011
On the onset of New Year Sending you the warmest of wishes Have a promising and fulfilling New Year With lots of joy and happiness
Wishing you Happy New Year, May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and cheer of New Year.
When the mid-nite bell rings tonight…
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperious 2011
When the mid-nite bell rings tonight…
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperious 2011
One Glass
Water,
One Glass Bear,
Oh My Dear…..
Happy New Year
No shadows to depress u,
only joys to surround u,
friends to luv u,
and God himself to bless u.
These r my wishes for today, tomorrow & everyday…
Happy New Year

New Year SMS in Hindi / Urdu

I am Sorry
Ek Buri Khabar Hai
Mujhy Bhool Jana PLz…
Main Kuch Dino K Baad
Tumhy Hamesha K Liye
Chor Kr Chala Jaonga
Tumhara Apna
Year 2010
But
Tumhy Aik Naya DOST De Kr
Ja Raha Hon
Year 2011
So Njoy With It !
Guzar gaya jo saal, Bhul jayye,
Is Naya Saal ko Gale lagaye,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake…
2011 k Saal ma Sare Arman poore ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year < 2011 > ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME
Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,
Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,
Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar,
Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe…HAPPY NEW YEAR
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.
Is new year mai, Lumha Bher ki jo rafakat mil jae muj ko,
Mai apne Subah sham tere naam ker dun, Ager tu mil jae
Buz-me-History mai, Mai apni zindgi ki haseen shaam tere
naam ker dun.
Happy New Year
Sunehri dhoop bersaat ke bad,thori si husi her baat ke baad,
usi tara ho mubarik aap ko 2011, 2010 ke baad.
Wish u a Happy new year
Allah Bless U N Keep U Safe
Not Only Today But Through Life That is coming In Ur Way.
May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
Ek-Khubsurti..!
Ek-Tajgi..!
Ek-Sapna..!
Ek-Sachai..!
Ek-Kalpana..!
Ek-Ahsas..!
Ek-Astha..!
Ek-Vishvas..!
Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat…!
“PHOOL”
Khushboo k liay
“PYAR”
Nibhane k liye
“AANKHAIN”
Dil churane k liye
Or Yeh Msg Ap Ko
“MERI YAAD”
Dilane Ke liye..
HaPpy NeW YeAr
Din guzar gaya hai intezaar mai
Raat guzar gayi intezaar mai
Naya saal mubark ho aap ko
2010 Beet gaya aapke sms k intezar mai
Aap jahan jaye wahan se kare fly all tear
Sab log aap ko hi mane apna dear
Aap ki har raah ho always clear
Aur khuda dey aap ko ek Beautiful new yea
Naye Saal ka kare Welcome,
Pichhli ki na ho yaadein kam.
Naye Saal ki Dhoom aur Masti ho Fine
Isme kahi na ho,
Smoke, Chicken aur, Wine.
Luck rahe hamesha Shine-Shine.
“Happy New Year”
Wish is Mine…!

LATEST SMS 2011

2011-05-24T20:15:00.000-07:00

Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye?
1 Ladki jo pyar de.
1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye.
1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye.
Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.

Why Boy holds Girl's hands wen walking in Markets.
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Bcoz If dey leave their hand, dey will start purchasing.
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it luks romantic but actually its economics!!!

Boy was in a bus, suddnly driver applied break.
He fell on a girl & kissed her
Girl: Hey!! what are you doing???
Boy: MBA & you??
She smiled.
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Moral:
Always think about Studies

Other New, Nice ones -

Aapko mere sms mile?
Nahi mile to ye lo
SMS
Ye lo chote sms
sms
Ye lo remix
SmS
Stylish wale bhi lo
$M$
Baass
AB AP KI BARI

Santa ko loose motion ho gaya,
wo Dr. ke paas gaya.
Dr.- kaisi potty aa rahi hei ?
Santa- Patli.
Dr.- kitni patli ?
Santa- Itni ki AAp usse kulla kar sakte hei.

Wife: Shadi se Pehle mera Figure Bilkul PEPSI ke Bottle Ki Tarah Tha.
Husband: Wo to ab Bhi hai, Farq Sirf itna hai k Pehle Bottle 300ml
ki thi ab 2ltr ki Hai.

Rishte ke liye 1 dabaye, shaadi ke lie 3 dabaye, sir dusri shadi ke liye kya dabayun...?
.....pehli wali kaa gala..

Ap kahe ek bar to muskurana chod denge, jindgi me muhabat ka geet gana chod denge, bhul jayenge un sare lamho ko jo ap ne diya, Ap kahe to khud ki jindagi ka sath nibhana chod denge.

Normaly,Whn people ask,
"How did ur frnshp begin?"
They tend 2 narrate a long story ;
But
4 me, itz juz a sentnce,
" U Found Me, whn I ws Lukin 4 U ".

Khusi Ka Pal Ho Tumare Liye
Baharo Ka Gulista Ho Tmare Liye
Kamyabi Ki Manjil Ho Tumhare LiyeBas Ek Pyara Sa Dost Banke Rehna Humare Liye

Sardar proposed girl wid a romantic poem - kutta mar gaya razai me, mein pagal hua teri judai mein.... Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta, ye sardar tere bin reh nahi sakta.....

Mere pass MySpace hai, ibibo hai, aur Orkut hai...
tere pass kya hai
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mere pass...
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mere pass aur bhi kaam hai...D O S T

Sorry Kuch Din BEST SMS Nahi kar Saka,
Actully Police Pakar ke le gai thi
1 LADKI k Murder Case Me,
Maine Nahi Mara usko,
Bas I LOVE YOU Bola,
Pagli Khushi se Mar Gayi....

Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai,
Aur chamm chamm kar chale gai.
Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khade thhe,
Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai

EK "CHUHA" THA ?
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Battameez sara msg hi kutar gaya..
warna itna kuch likha tha aapki taarif me k bas pucho hi mat.

A boy looks in a girl's purse in a class
She says its bad manners.
He says its nt.
Girl: Y ?
Boy: Coz members of d same class can access private data.?

Kamaal tere nakhrey,
Kamaal tera style hai,
Baat karne ki tameez nahin
Aur haath main mobile hai?

Santa Bus stand jane ke kitne paise?
Rikshwala 10Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega.
Rikshwala 2Rs kaun le k jayega?
Santa baith piche mai le jata hu

HAPPY EID MUBARAK

2011-05-22T23:41:00.000-07:00

Eid mubarak is a traditional Muslim greeting sms reserved for use on the festivals of Eid ul-Adha and Eid ul-Fitr. Eid is a time to wish every body eid mubarak and convey your best wishes. We have cool sms of Eid Mubarik Eid Muabarak happy eid sayings Eid Greetings and Eid Poems. Send this collection of Happy Eid Mubarak sms messages, Eid Greetings, on Eid days to your Muslim friends.
HAPPY EID MUBARAK

Look Outside...
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you...
Trees Dancing for you...
Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

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Teri "JAN" Meri "JAN" Meri "JAN" Tou hee hay
Log dekhay "EID" ka "CHAND" Mera "CHAND" tou hee hay
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Phone tey karna duniya dari
Miscal te sukhi yari
Edher odher lambian callan
Mot pendi a saddi wari
"Eid Mubarik"
Weekh aa ve saadi yaari
4 din pehle eid kadd mari
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As you celebrate this holy occasion, you are wished the brightest moments that EID can bring, lots of love
and laughter to fill ur days with cheer and a New year that is sure to bring you, the best of everything
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Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko
Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Hira 03316754868
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¤ EID UL ¤
'¤ FITAR ¤'
'¤,Mubarik,¤'
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EID MUBARIK TO U N ALL OF UR FAMILY MEMBERS.
03005881581
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As the sun shines brightly so shall you excel in life and as the stars are uncountable so shall your blessing be......this is a warm greeting from me filled with happiness and designed with care and glued with prayer to keep you safe now and all the days of your life.... so shall it be in ur life....And all eid brings special and nice bless like this for u
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Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza hai Eid ka
Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka
Tohfa bhi na bej saka eid ki
Bus mere pass hai yehi tohfa
Dhuva aur "Eid Mubarak"
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Close your eyes and imagine my smily face
my eyes
my nose
my lips
my hairs
ok DONE
Mubarak ho app ne Eid ka chand daikh lia 2 din pehley.
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Tumhare Chand se Chehre Ki Jis din Deed Hote Hai
Use Din Phol Kilte Hai Use Din Eid Hote Hai
Eid Mubarik To All of You (www.lovelysms.com)
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No matter how far you are,YEh eid ho tumhare dil ka qara, no matter how long I'm gone,her Eid main tum raho hamari JAN, you will always be with me,iss Eid per tumhein koi na ho KAMI. I will see you always as clear as day,Our yeh Eid ho app k har duwa Per NOKHEZ, for our love knows no boundries and never will,Her taraf say ho aap ka Dil, because you see ... our hearts are one, and mine is always home,,,tum ho har dam Eid per khose our khuram.
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As the sun shines brightly so shall you excel in life and as the stars are uncountable so shall your blessing be......this is a warm greeting from me filled with happiness and designed with care and glued with prayer to keep you safe now and all the days of your life.... so shall it be in ur life....And all eid brings special and nice bless like this for u
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Raat ko nya chand mubarak
Chand ko chandni mubarak
Falak ko sitare mubarak
Sitaron ko Bulundi mubarak
aur aap ko hamari taruf se Eid Mubarak By Naima
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Dastak dee kisi ne
Kaha hushiyan laya hun
Inbox shota na per jae,itni duaain laya hun
Nam hai mera sms
Aap ko advance ma eid mubarak kehne aya hun
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Kash hum ek SMS hoty bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty mana k aap hamy delete kar letay laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky paas hoty or bari khushi say kehtay EID MUBARAK
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May my love submerged you with joy and happiness. May my thoughts meet you through the distance. May this Eid be one of togetherness. Eid Mubarak.

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EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please....
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!
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This day is a wishing time,
A time for wishing you very special happiness with joy and good cheer, too,
It's also time for wishing you lots of happiness that will be filled with all the finest things with your memory.
EID MUBARAK
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Apne Kia Socha
Paigam Nai
Aayega..
Socha Yeh Dost
Aapko Yunhi
Bhool Jayega..
Yeh To Adat Hai
Hamari Sataney Ki..
Warna
iTna
Piyara
Dost
EiD
Par
Kon
Bhulana
Chahay ga...

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EID Ki Dua"
Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko
Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko
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Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress, Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.
Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK
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Receive my simple gift of "EID MUBARAK" wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

Latest 2011 Funny Sms Messages Free

2011-05-20T21:53:00.001-07:00

English
Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump

English
Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump
Urdu
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai

” Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hy
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Urdu
Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor
“HIMMAT FAN”
AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.
Asal, , ,
KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda.
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Urdu
She Is Kidding…
Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu…
“Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai” … =D ;->
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Urdu
Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,
DAYS K Baad. .
Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,
Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.
Happy Khan’s Day.;-)
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Urdu
1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..
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Urdu
Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
0r
255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai
Kyn k
Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
“Yousaf”
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P
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English
Newton’s law of load shedding:
“The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant”.

free joke sms

2011-05-20T21:52:00.000-07:00

free jokes

“Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!”
“You say Im a bitch such as its a bad thing?!”
“How lots of times do I need to flush before you go away?”
“Well this day was a total waste of make-up”
“Well are not we a bloody ray of sunshine?”
“Dont bother me, Im living happily ever after.”
“Do I look such as a fucking people person!”
“This isnt an office. Its HELL with fluorescent lighting”
“I started out with nothing still have most of it left”
“I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me”
“YOU!!… off my planet!!!”

Naughty Jokes

Father: Tum Nay Aj Tak Koi Aisa Kam Kia Hay Jis Say Mera Sar oncha huwa ho….
Son: Ji Papa Jan Yaad Karin Aik Dafa App Kay Sar Kay Nicahy Do Takkiye Rakhe thy ..

Latest Cricket Jokes

Sehwag”s wife wants him to go to the market, but Sehwag is afraid to venture out in public.
He feels people will go after him for his dismal performance on the field with the willow.
So he does go to the market dressed as a woman.
There, a beautiful woman comes up to him and says, “Kya Sehwag, kaise ho?”

Allama Iqbal Poetry
Wo so raha hai to usay sonay do IQBAL~~~
Shayad gulami ki nend m wo khuwab azadi k dekh raha ho.
23 march yom-e-pakistan mubarak ho.. .
Good Night

Urdu Shayari

Chahe Mujrim Samjhe Ya Koi Gunahgaar Hamein
Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Pyar Hamein
Dil Dia Hay Kisi Ko To Mukarna Kesa
Pyar Kia Hay To Halaat Se Darna Kesa
Apne Is Jurm Ka Iqrar Hay So Baar Hamein
Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Pyar Hamein
Humne Maana K Hamein Jaan Se Jaana Hoga
Jaan De K B Hamein Pyar Nibhana Hoga
Lo Suno
Tark-e-Mohabbat Se Hay Inkaar Hamein
Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Bohat Pyar Hamein.

Malayalam sms

2011-05-18T19:00:00.000-07:00

hai dear first count the star...
hai dear first count the star... *** ** **** ** * ** * ** * ** * * ** * * * entha enikazinjo ... nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe.. evanonum vere paniyille... Goooooooooood Morning malayalam sms by Sajid
MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, Z
MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.malayalam sms by Sajid
Sonia was plan'g 2 come 2 kerala
Sonia was plan'g 2 come 2 kerala with ManMhn. However MMhn cancel'd the trip.AKAntony was send a telegram.NEWS in Malayala Manorama nxt day "Sonia thanichu verunnu,Antonikku KAMBI malayalam sms by Sajid
Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor
Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor.
Kar'n said,"Makal Padmaja.Moolathil oru pal payasam.
Hear'g this Soopi said,"Makal Khadeeja.Kundiyil oru Koyibiriyani malayalam sms by Sajid
wife-innnum nerathe poyall
wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty
hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu
wife-ini varumo
hus-namukku nokkam
wife- wannallo
hus- thanks to K S E B malayalam sms by Sajid
Tomar prem sakkhorito hoise am
Tomar prem sakkhorito hoise amar jiboner sunno pristhay , akhn ta tomari.rony
NURSERY Yil padikkunna
NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal
oran kuttyum oru penkuttiyum ..teacharodu.
teachare njangalkku kuttikal undavooo..
taecher orikkalum illa.appo ann kutty penkuttiyodu.
njan appaye paranjilledee onnum pedikkan illannumalayalam sms by Sajid
Oru 30 vayasaya chettan
Oru 30 vayasaya chettan
oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu
first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi.
pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,.
aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU malayalam sms by Sajid
sardar shoppinginu poyi, ti
sardar shoppinginu poyi, tirichu vannappo sardarinte car ill oru note kandu ..PARKING FINE,..so sardar write a note that paper .thanks for compliment malayalam sms by Sajid
iniyum oru masam .
iniyum oru masam ..iniyum oru varsham..iniyumoru punchiri..iniyumoru kannir.iniyumoru shishiram..ivayellam undakam..pakshe nine pole iniyumoral athumathram sadhyamalla ..daiwathinu ore abaddam randu pravashayam pattillalloo malayalam sms by Sajid
kure urumpukal kulikumpol
kure urumpukal kulikumpol oru aana vannu aa puzhayil irangi
aana neentithudichappo urumpukal ellam karayil vannu adinnju
oru urumpu mathram aanayude thala yil kayari patti
appo karyil ninna urumpukal aa urumpinoodu...MUKKI KOLLADA AVANE.. malayalam sms by Sajid
Chees 4 pizza.. passport
Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. A wife like u is 4 ever 4 me..entamooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! malayalam sms by Sajid
ni illathe enikku onnumill
ni illathe enikku onnumilla
innnu njan thanneyanuuuuuuuuu
ni evide ondayirunnenkil
ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku
oru um
.oru umm
.oru umma
.oru umman chandi ude nikkar kazhukan taramayirunnu malayalam sms by Sajidpal piriyunnatu entu kondu..
pal piriyunnatu entu kondu..
orimichulla jeevitham mathiyayathu kondu malayalam sms by Sajid
Poocha palu kudikkumpol kanna
Poocha palu kudikkumpol kannadakkunathentu kondu.?.
patratinde vrithy kandituuu.malayalam sms by Sajid

Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
ishtam ullathu idutho pakseh innu kullikkanee...sajid

want to see the greatest tourist spot "munnaru"
666!!!!!!!
enni nokkikke "moonnar" illennu...sajid

prem jhore jaoa pata noi,
prem futa kono chata noi,
prem seto noi hotel er dal puri,
prem holo moner sathe lukochuri. onim

hitler chathu poyi,saddam pidikkapettu,ladante vivaram onnum illa................ninte sms um kananilla...bhumiyil nalla kalam varunnu ennu thonnunnu sajid

Maitri nako phlulasarkhi kshanbhar sugandh denari.
Nako suryasarkhi,satat taapleli.
Nako chandrasarkhi,diwasa saath na denari.
Nako savlisarkhi,kayam paathlaag karnari.
Maitri havi ashrunsarkhi,sukha-dukhat samaan saath denari.pooja

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Sorry 2 disturb u If r Not busy
if u r not working
if u r not tired if u r not lazy
plese answer me
AYYAPPANTE AMMA
ETRA
NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU?..sajid

(TAMIL SMS)
Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil
Hollywood Thirai padam:
"CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN)
appuram Sunday
Hollywood Thirai padam:
Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)sajid

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Mobilinte
Vedhana...
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pocketil mookkum
pothi njan kidakunnu,
Avasaanamayi enikk
oru aagraham und,
chaavunnathinu munp
oru OUt goiNg
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(kuch kuch hota hai)
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mindanda (Kuch na kaho)
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I Love U...Miss U..da,
1000 UMMA...da
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Aakash kande,Batas kande,kande amar MON,
Tomar sobi buke nia katai SARAKKHON!
Toru kande,Lota kande,kande boner PAKHI,
Tomi amay SMS koro na,bolo tar dukkho kothay RAKHI!!! Bye.Bakul

Aval oru
moolippattu
paady,Njan
kaathorthirunnu...
Aval onnu
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pulanju poyi..
Aval valichu
kudichu,Njan
annangade
kidannu...
Aval kuninju,Njan
purakiloode
adichu..."how"
Aval pulanju,'Chey'
Ente dehathellam
aayi...

'HAAVOO"

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1 letter illa, 1 phone illa, 1 missed call illa, 1 sms koodi illa , enikku pedi avunnu ninakku chicken gunia pidicho avoo?..sajid 966508985051

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Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende......
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..
Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..
chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone..
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Kurla Exp 14.10
Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......
train etra ennam undennariyamo....?
Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????
SAJID 966508985051

Full Name: sajid
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scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!!
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sajid 966508985051

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U Have touched my legs
Anyway ... Take my blessings...
!!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA!!!

wishes words

2011-05-18T00:06:00.000-07:00

In life LOVE is never planned
In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason.But when LOVE is real,It becomes ur PLAN for life and ur reason for living.
Mistakes are painful when they happen
Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success...
What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling
What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again , and he enjoys it
When GOD drops needles and pins along ur path
When GOD drops needles and pins along ur path in LIFE, dont stay away,, instead pick them up and collect them..they were designed to be STRONG!
Dont think how many moments in your life
Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.
Treat everyone with politeness,
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**By Amit
Success is like tip of the tail
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules....
GOD is always playing CHESS
GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So make the best move before CHECKMATE....
Life gives answer in 3 ways.
Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!

Each moment of ur life is a picture
Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy> & live life & make each moment beautiful....
GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD
GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive
A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity
A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life..
Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,
Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego...Thats Good Life...
What the word IMPOSSIBLE says
What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.

Diwali sms

2011-05-15T22:16:00.000-07:00

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye...By khushbu
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali By Mukerji
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, H
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy DiwaliBy Shalu
Troubles as light as Air,
Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold...
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID. Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana!By Paro
May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into
May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy DiwaliBy Mukerji
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy DiwaliBy khushbu
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se.
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se...
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
Bliss from InsideBy Mukerji
I Pray to God to give U
I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...By Paro
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha...
* * * Happy Diwali * * * By khushbu
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka TyoharBy Mukerji
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, By Munish
Holi Mubarak!

MOTHER DAY SMS

2011-05-14T20:23:00.000-07:00

$$Mother's Day SMS$$ Thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i'll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom M - For the MILLION things she gave me, O - For she's growing OLD, T - For the TEARS she shed to save me, H - For her HEART of purest gold, E - For her EYES, with love-light shining, R - For she is always RIGHT and always be. While we were learning to speak mom understood everything we tried to say, today we say a lot and claim "mom u dont understand" When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by others, and when u hate ur life just close ur eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies when u cry, she is no one else but ur MOM... A mother serves her sugar with a bit of peppermint To clarify the passages that carry what she meant When she first set to bear a soul quite separate from her own, Whom she would cherish, yet must teach To live and die alone. You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day A mother serves her sugar with a bit of peppermint To clarify the passages, that carry what she meant When she first set to bear a soul quite separate from her own, Whom she would cherish, yet must teach to live and die alone.

@Mother's day sms 2011 and mothers day text messages$

Latest sweet sms for using this mothers day 2011. Use these mothers day sms to greet your mother on this mothers day! The mother's day is celebrated on different dates by different countries. (See mothers day list) Majority of people (including indians) celebrate mother's day on second sunday of May. So for India mothers day 2011 is onMay 8, 2011.

@Mothers's day sms@

Mother is an never-ending love,
a love that is beyond comparison,
the one you take your troubles to,
she is the one who really concerns.
Dear mom, you are all of this and more,
I love you very much.

Please make for me a place within your loving heart,
on which I can relay upon. For only you
touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.

Mother is an eternal love, a love that is beyond any comparison, the one you take your problems to, she is the one who really loves you. Mother you are all of the above and more, I love you very much.

@Mother's day text messages@

This is for the best mom,
who forever had a smile for me.
I know we may be far away right now
So here I am sending you a great big hug and kiss.
Happy Mother's Day.

Lots of big hugs,
only love and never hate.
Teaching me,

helping me,
and your each smile, when I was sad,
boosting me to be strong.
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It is my mother. Thanks for being u. Happy Mothers Day

@Mothers Day Quotes@
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ~Tenneva Jordan
Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn,
Hundreds of bees in the purple clover,
Hundreds of butterflies on the lawn,
But only one mother the wide world over.
~George Cooper
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love. ~Mildred B. Vermont
The sweetest sounds to mortals given
Are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.
~William Goldsmith Brown
A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. ~Peter De Vries
If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam. ~Lord Langdale (Henry Bickersteth)
Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. ~Author Unknown
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. ~Rajneesh
All mothers are working mothers. ~Author Unknown
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. ~Sophia Loren, Women and Beauty
Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. ~Marion C. Garretty, quoted in A Little Spoonful of Chicken Soup for the Mother’s Soul
Mother – that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. ~T. DeWitt Talmage
A mother is a mother still,
The holiest thing alive.
~Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men – from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. ~Jewish Proverb
A mother understands what a child does not say. ~Author Unknown
I remember my mother’s prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. ~Abraham Lincoln
My mom is a neverending song in my heart of comfort, happiness, and being. I may sometimes forget the words but I always remember the tune. ~Graycie Harmon
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. ~Phyllis Diller
Woman in the home has not yet lost her dignity, in spite of Mother’s Day, with its offensive implication that our love needs an annual nudging, like our enthusiasm for the battle of Bunker Hill. ~John Erskine
Women’s Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It’s the men who are discriminated against. They can’t bear children. And no one’s likely to do anything about that. ~Golda Meir
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. ~Irish Proverb
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. ~John Wilmot
You don’t really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around – and why his parents will always wave back. ~William D. Tammeus
Now that… my kids are grown, I understand how much work and love it takes to raise and to keep a family together. The example of your strength, devotion, and patience is now rippling through the generations. Thank you! ~Forest Houtenschil
Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. ~Oprah Winfrey
Motherhood is priced
Of God, at price no man may dare
To lessen or misunderstand.
~Helen Hunt Jackson
Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
Who fed me from her gentle breast
And hushed me in her arms to rest,
And on my cheek sweet kisses prest?
My Mother.
~Ann Taylor
Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
My mother.
~Ann Taylor
On Mother’s Day I have written a poem for you. In the interest of poetic economy and truth, I have succeeded in concentrating my deepest feelings and beliefs into two perfectly crafted lines: You’re my mother, I would have no other! ~Forest Houtenschil
Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too. ~Lionel Kauffman
Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children. ~William Makepeace Thackeray
A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us; when trouble thickens around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts. ~Washington Irving
This heart, my own dear mother, bends,
With love’s true instinct, back to thee!
~Thomas Moore
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. ~Sam Levenson
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. ~John J. Plomp
Most mothers are instinctive philosophers. ~Harriet Beecher Stowe
Before a day was over,
Home comes the rover,
For mother’s kiss – sweeter this
Than any other thing!
~William Allingham
I don’t care how poor a man is; if he has family, he’s rich. ~Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford, M*A*S*H, “Identity Crisis,”
Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away. ~Dinah Craik
Where we love is home – home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
In everyone’s life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit. ~Albert Schweitzer
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. ~Marcel Proust
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Attributed to Claudia Ghandi
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. ~Author Unknown
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. ~Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. ~Aristotle
A man’s work is from sun to sun, but a mother’s work is never done. ~Author Unknown
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. ~Elizabeth Stone
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn’t have anything to do with it. ~Haim Ginott
Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children. ~Marilyn Penland
Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children. ~Charles R. Swindoll, The Strong Family

Inspirational Messages - Inspirational Text SMS Message Quotes

2011-05-13T19:42:00.001-07:00

Never get to attached to any1,
Bcoz attachments always lead to Expectations.
And expectations always lead to disappointments.

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When it hurts to look back,
& you're scared to look ahead,
You can look beside you.
& your best friend (me) will be there.

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The test of courage comes.
When we are in the minority.
The test of tolerance comes.
When we r in the majority..

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The duck looks smooth & calm on top of the water.
But underneath there is restless peddling.
In life nothing worthwhile comes without struggle.

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You are educated
When you have the ability
To listen to almost anything
Without losing your
Temper & self confidence!

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You can't change the past but
you can ruin the present by
worrying over the future.

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A hug is a great gift
one size fits all. It can be given
for any occasion & it's easy
to exchange.

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Life is a book, we all read it.
Love is a blessing, we all need it.
Always be happy, walk wid a smile.
Remember in this world we are just 4 a while.

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Perfection is achieved not when
There is nothing more to add
But when there is nothing
Left to take away

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Be satisfied with life
But, unsatisfied with
The results u produce

That's the best way to keep
Growing & discover
your hidden potential

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A dream is your creative vision for ur life in the future.
You must break out of your current comfort zone
& become comfortable with the unfamiliar & the unknown.

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Don't expect anything from life,
expectations hurt.
When you dont expect,

every moment is a surprise &
every surprise brings happiness.

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Extending 1 hand to help somebody has more value,
Than joining two hands 4 prayer,

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"No candle loses its light while lighting another candle"
So never stop sharing & helping others bcoz it makes your life more meaningful.

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Don't Accept Others Definition Of Life.. Its Your Life, Define It Yourself, The
Way you Love It To Be, Be Yourself B'coz none Knows About You Better Than You ...

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Love Text Messages - Love Messages - Poetry - Shayari - Quotes - SMS Txt Love Msgs Fwds

2011-05-13T19:41:00.000-07:00

Read our following latest collection of Love Text Messages. Now you can forward these mobile text sms messages. Read our i love you quotes, love hurts quotes, love text messages and love messages. Show your love by sending LOVE messages. LOVE is such a beautiful emotion so: it can be expressed beautifully. Get perfect LOVE messages from our site and tell your loved ones that you love them by sending them LOVE phrases and LOVE sayings

If u wanna know how much i miss u,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much you miss me,
& the other you miss is how much i miss.

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Let the dimples dig ur cheeks deep,
Smiling lips look gr8 on u,
Let d reason of ur happiness renew.
& i bet life itself will hav a crush on u!

******** Love text *********

You can live without the Person
who says "U R MINE"
But u can NEVER live without someone
who says "I M YOURS!"
May u be blessed with 1 such person in Life..!

********* Love message ********

A girl never express her liking 4 a boy
Thinking boy should express first
&
A boy never express with a fear of losing her as a friend
That's why love stories end before it starts..!

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Boy : I Love You Dear.. Girl : Sorry I Love Some one Else Who Have BMW Car, Boy : Dear , I Have "1000 Kg onion" 'n "500 Kg garlic"... Girl : Ohh..Sorry I Love You Too.. !

******** Best love message *********

You r my sweet sona
I dont want to you khona
plz give me your heart ka kona
Otherwise I will start rona dhona

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Give laugh to all but smile to one
Give cheeks to all but lips to one
Give love to all but Heart to one
Let everybody love you
But you luv one

-------- Love text message ---------

Us ne kaha tmhain mjhse ktna pyar hai
Maine kaha sitaro ka koi shumar hai

Usne kaha kon tmhe subse ziada aziz hai
Maine kaha dil per jis ka ikhtiyar hai

Usne kaha konsa tohfa hy tmhe pasnd
Maine kaha woHI JO TM par udhar hai

-------- Messages of love ---------

If you truly love some1, then the only thing you want 4 them is to be happy even if its not with you.

-------- Love forward ---------

I love your dark eyes,
& your curly hair,
I love your smile,
& the way that you care.

------- Short love text message ----------

I feel something in my heart,
it's like a little flame, every time I see you,
this flame lights up, this flame is special for you,
bcoz I LOVE YOU!

------- Nice love message ----------

Your touch is with me always
It's burnt into my skin

As soft and warm as sun rays
When a summer day sets in.

-------- Best messages of love ---------

Whenever I day dream
and day dream I do
in my secret garden
I day dream of u.

-------- Love forward text message ---------

When time comes 4 you to give your
heart to some1 make sure you select
some1 who will never break your heart
bcuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

-------- I love you text message ---------

Trouble is a part of your life,
and if you don't share it, you don't
give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.

miss you sms

2011-05-11T20:49:00.000-07:00

u thinks I miss u all the time u r wrong I miss u only when I think about u but damn it I think u all the time
I miss u sweetheart
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There\'s no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can
make u smile n say: I Miss U.
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Full Name: stanboy

calling....calling....calling....1 missed callreminding you that some one is miss u vetty much.
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Full Name: asha
Mobile: 9732754490

Do u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO
MUCH. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: khan
Mobile: 03219095283

I miss u.i m without u like sky without stars;like flower without fragrance;like
a heart without feelings

Days are too Busy; Hours are too Few; Seconds are too Fast, but there is always
time for me to ask: How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!

Never luk for a Gud Face, it\'ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin,
it\'ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that\'ll miss u every day

Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have
to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

S_nrise
B_terfly
pict_re
L_nch
b_s stnd
fig_re
m_sic
all r very boring witho_t yo

I think i miss u.....
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Full Name: hamad prince
Mobile: +92 ( 0 ) 346 6027825

9 lessons in life:
learn to care
learn to smile
learn to cry
learn to give
learn to forgive
learn to share
learn to trust
learn to love
n learn to say
u miss me
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Full Name: hamad prince
Mobile: 0346 6027825

I MISS...U...V...MUCH...missing u is only da half story hopeda other half is U MISS me too.....
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Full Name: hamad prince
Mobile: 0346 6027825

. Delete Message?
No,
no Wait

B'coz.........
I wana say somethng thats only 4 you

( )" " "( ) ( )""*( )
("( 'o' ) ( 'o' )")

" I MISS YOU"
. Every time I say 'how are you
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Full Name: hamad prince
Mobile: 0346 6027825

jA mere SMS JA MERE SWEET DOST K PAS JA ....
DHEERE SE JANA ...
SHOR MAT MACHANA ..
BZY HO TO..
KUCH MAT KEHNA FREE HOGA TOW....
PYAR SE MISS U KEHNA....
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Full Name: hamad prince
Mobile: 0346 6027825

. Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
In the Mean Time
I Miss U All The Time \

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Full Name: hamad prince
Mobile: 0346 6027825

. Press down if you miss me
So U Miss Me
Ok You Can Stop
Still Pressing
Well, I miss you too---
Full Name: hamad prince

Naughty sms

2011-05-10T20:09:00.000-07:00

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
A girl phoned me the other day and said.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Press down down more Ok more YES
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
I really deeply wish tat u r here
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
He came at night,
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
oT TnAW T2UL I
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
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Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Ikram
What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". By Amit

BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};-pasha

!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diyaraghavv 2417

this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it remzozo

It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life santhu

A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. Baboshisto

If i was a dog
If i was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower
neema t

darling
ru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game
D.K