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Student Exams SMS

2010-09-04T07:57:00.001-07:00

Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain, har 5 mahino me tarpaye jate hen, kafan khol kay dekho, to wo kabar me b paper aur assignment likhte hue paye jatein hain

	papers ki roti notes ka achar tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar

	An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

	Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

	Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

	Burraaah...... Sara syllabus padh liya... Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...

	Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

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Student Exams SMS

2010-09-04T07:50:00.001-07:00

New Exam Song. To Paper Paper Krti He. To Paper Se Kio darti he. Ak bar mujhe batla de too. To chiting ku nahi krti he. Kia hota he paper me. Paper ka laga don dhair. Me barish krdo pharron ki. jo to ho jae meri...

	perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai 1;ya to shok ho 2;ya der per shok to hamay hai ni or derty hum kisi k baap say b nai

	;STUDENTS GHAZAL" LAGTA NAHE HY DIL MERA HER SAWAL MEY, KIS K BANE HAY YE EXAMAMINATION HAL MEY, WAQAT E DARAZ MANG K LAY TE 3 DIN, 2SAWAL ME CUT GAAYE HY DEMAGH E DAGDAR MEY, KITA HY BADNASEEB STUDENT NAQAL K LIYE, DO KAGAZ K TUKRAY B NA MILY PORE HALL MEY.

	Jab Question Paper ho out of Control. Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.... Answer sheet ko kr k Fold. Aeroplane bana k bole! All will fail! Student kia jane Result kia hoga? Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga. Toh Girl Friend ghuma... Paisa Ura. Paisa Ura k bole. Papa All is Well!! 0345-2492084

	Success is the derivative function of calculated efforts. So, Effort + Effort + Effort + ..... = Success... Success in your exams.

	Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

	My Nights r going SleepLess, My Days r going UseLes, I hv becom SpeachLess, So, I asked My Heart; is it Love? Heart replied "Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."

	Ek Student Dusre Se: Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai 2nd Student: To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .

	33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu. Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks. Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks. Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!

College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade lete.

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Sardar Joke SMS

2010-09-04T07:48:00.001-07:00

Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana? SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau? Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na.

	Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

	dolhan sardar say......aag mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha

	Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

	Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya. guess karo kyun le kar gaya? aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha

	Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" .... Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai :-)

	Friend to sardar: yaar tu aaj to doctor ke pas jane wala tha kya huva?.. sardar replies- aaj meri tabiyat theek nahi hai kal jaoonga...

	Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya. Wapis aane par,wife :aapka paajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,"vahan likha tha,shareer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen!!

	Man: Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya? Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai. Man: Uh kyon? Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai

strange man. Friend: Didn"t u follow them? Sardar: No yaar, i have already seen that movie :-)

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Sardar Joke SMS

2010-09-04T07:42:00.001-07:00

Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a! Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain? Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek kukar noo pai dee a!

	A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?. sardar: uski dump e girah laga do phans jae ga.

	Sardar: kal menu 9 admian ne kutia. Pandit: fer tu kuj nai kita. Sardar: main kia himat ha te kaly kaly ao. Pandit: fer. Sardar: fer ki sarian na wari wari kutia.

	Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai. Friend:kaisay pata chala? Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi...

	Sardar 2 his friend,I kiss my wife everyday b4 I go 2 office, & u..? Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office.. Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st

	Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne party mein red tie pehan k ana hai. Sardar g party puhnchy to dekha K K K Logon ne pant shirt bhi pehni hoie hai.

	Sardar: cigarette hai? Dokanwala: we donï¿½t sell cigs. Next day, S: cig hai? D: kal bataya tha yahan nahi baichtay. Next day, S: cig hai? D: abay kitni baar kahoon! Nahi hai! Dafa ho ja nahi to hathorra sar pay day maaroon ga! Next day, S: hathorra hai? D: nahi. S: acha? To phir cig hai?

	Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se pocha: Inam kis ko mile ga? 2nd: sab se aagey waley ko sardar toh phir peechay waley kyun bhag rahey hein..?

	Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" .... Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai

1 Sardar: Yar jab main chota tha tab main 5 Mannzlia Building se gira tha.
2 Sardar: Yar tu mar gya tha ya bach gya tha.

1 Sardar: Kaisi baatein karte ho muje kya pata tub main bohat chota tha.

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Sardar Joke SMS

2010-09-04T07:37:00.005-07:00

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha... Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??? Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai

	ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy ak baraati bar bar line tur kr agy aa kr khta sadar: ji mra moo kala kroo sadar: chal wapis ak bar phr aa gya sadar: phr bola chal waps turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo ka do gy

	Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha, Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha: Are u relaxing? Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh! Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha: Are u relaxing? Sardar Ghussay se: No, I am Ranjeet Singh!! Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola: Are u relaxing? Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing. Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kaminay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain

	Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a! Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain? Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek kukar noo pai dee a!

	Son:papa 5+5 how much Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata, ja jake andarse caliculater la

	A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.Sardar replied:o 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.

	santaji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai: santaji: main heater le aato hoon lekin agar aapko phir bhi thand lagti hai to kya karte hai santaji: to main heater on kar leta hoon.....

	Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

	Sardar Building Se Gira... Doctor Said: He is Dead. Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said: Main Zinda Hoon. Sardars Wife: Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aae..!

1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee
aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kon
tu dosri taraf se awaz aii may bool raha hoo
tu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya dono taraf se mayhi bool raha hoo

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Santa Banta SMS

2010-09-04T07:35:00.001-07:00

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

	A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja.. Go To 1 2 3

	Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega, Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega, Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko, Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.

	Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

	Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"

	Santa was inserting dog"s tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

	Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.

	Santa"s urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant". Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".

	Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

Santa Banta SMS

2010-09-04T07:34:00.001-07:00

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

	Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

	Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!

	Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Jeeto: Thank u G. Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

	Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

	Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

	What"s Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What"s Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

	Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

	Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

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Santa Banta SMS

2010-09-04T07:31:00.000-07:00

Q. Santa apne mobile mein 411 nahi likh sakta kyon? . . . . . . A. Kyon ki mobile mein 11 ka batan nahi hota.

	santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing . banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only

	Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school. Santa singh : what is he studying ? Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him !

	Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do. Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha. Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.

	Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

	Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

	Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

	Santa"s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.

	Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more

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Sad SMS

2010-09-04T07:29:00.001-07:00

Rishto ne har qadam pe imtehaan liya, tanhai ne har mod pe dhokha diya. Zindagi se phir b shikayat nhi Kyunki, Zindagi ne â€œAapâ€ jaisa dost bhi to diya.

	Hum umidon ki dunia basate rahe, Vo bhi har kadam par aazmate rahe. Jab mahobbat k imtihaan mein marna pada, Humne jaan dedi aur vo kasmein khaate rahe.

	Ab na koshish karenge unhe bulane ki, jinki adat hai bin baat rooth jaane ki. vo chahe to bhool jayein humein sapna samaj kar, magar hamein adat nahin apno ko dil se bhulane ki.

	Dil ki dhadkan dhadka gaya koi, mere khwabo ko mehka gaya koi, hum to anjaane rasto par chal rahe the achanak hi pyaar ka matlab shikha gaya koiâ€¦.!!!!!!!!!

	Mohabbat ki lahero pe kastiya chalane waale zara sambhal ke, mohabbat dariya hai sahil nahi, uthte hai kahi tofaan mohabbat ke samander me bhi, ager us se lad na sako to tum mohabbat ke kabil nahi.

	Zamane se nahin hum tanhai se darte hain, Pyar se nahin hum rusuvai se darte hain, Dil meih umang hai tujhse milne ki Par milne ke baad aane wali judaai se darte hain

	Tere dil mein to armaan shayad paida bhi na hue ho Per mere yanha armaano ka woh kabristann, aaj bhi hai.. Dil lagane ki khata na karna ae dost, Dard milne ki saza, aaj bhi haiâ€¦.

	Woh aik shakhs jo humein zindagi se pyaara hai Baghair us ke wiraan yeh jahan sara hai Woh nahin janta ke uski zaat kya hai Wohi to hai jo mohabbat ka ek sitaara haiÂ Yahi to ada hai jisne humein mara hai Woh kya tha,kya hai,kya hoga,kya khabar Yahi pata hai, woh jaisa bhi hai bas hamara hai

	Wo Rulakar Hans Na Paaya Der Tak Jab Mein Rokar Muskaraya Der Tak Bhulana Chaha Agar Usko Kabhi Aur Bhi Wo Yaad Aya Der Tak Bhuukhe Bachhon Ki Tassalli K Liye Maa Ne Phir Paani Pakaya Der Tak Gun Gunaata Jaa Raha Tha Ek Faqir Dhup Rehti Hai Naa Saaya Der Tak Wo Rulakar Hans Na Paaya Der Tak Jab Mein Rokar Muskaraya Der Tak

Dono Baithe Thhe Jaise Bejan Tasvir,
Nikle Jo Lafj, Badal Hi Gayi Taqdir,
Koshishe Hain Mitane Kee In Haatho Ki Lakir,
Tere Bandhan Mein Bandhe Hain, Jaise Koi Janjeer.

Sad SMS

2010-09-04T07:26:00.001-07:00

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi, uth kar sabke saamne aate kyo nahi, msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, thodi himmat karke NAHATE kyo nahi… And this one my favourite:

	Pyaar ka bhi apna andaaz hota hai… Khuli aaankhon mein bhi khwaab hota hai… Zaroori nahi ghum mein hi aanso bahein… muskurati aankhon mein bhi sailaab hota hai…

	Agar hum no hote to tumhe ghazal kaun kehta.. Aapke chehre ko kamal kaun kehta… Yehi to karisma hai mohabbat ka.. Warna pathron ko Taj mahal kaun kehta.

	dur rah kar bhi jo karen dawa paas hone ka jala kar armaan bhi unke ho na sake kyon kare pyar ko rusva, kyon aap pyar ke bhul kare na karo pyar ka ikraar yahan, na bahao en aansoo-on ko yahan yahan aanso-on ka mol nahi, bin baat bhi beh jaate hain ke inka koi dosh nahi.. khayalon ke duniya se niklo, ki inka koi wajood nahi rehte hain ye dil mei ki, teil per paani ke boond hain ye, dhoondhli hai ye tasveer, esey dhoondhli he rahne do nahi hogi kabhi positive esey negative he rahne do

	Har Subhah Tu Muskarati Rahe, Har Shyam tu Gungunati Rahe, DOST tu Jise se bhi Mile, Her Milane walo Ko Teri Yaad Aati Rahe..

	Aankho me arman diya karate hai ; Ham sabki Neend Chura liya karate hai : Ab jab jab aapki palke Zukengi ; Samaj lena ham aapko yaad kiya karate hai .

	Pariyo si sunder ek ladki hai ?´¯`? jaane kya jadu karti hai ?´¯`? chahe jitna gam ho ?´¯`? per dekh ke uski surat dil ko khushi milati hai ?´¯`? chand sa roshan chehara hai ?´¯`? aankho se masti jhalkati hai ?´¯`? baate hai misri si meethi ?´¯`? awaz me koi koyal bolati hai ?´¯`? rup hai uska koi khilata hua kamal ?´¯`? usko dekhkar hi shayad gazal banati hai ?´¯`? kisi pal bhi wo na dur rahi humse ?´¯`?’ her pal jo mere saanso me basti hai ?´¯`? ag ko dekhkar aur baato se hi ?´¯`? jaane kitni khwahish is dil me palati hai ?´¯`?

	Meri arzoo hai tujhe pyaar doon Tujhe chahton se nikhaar doon Kahin aansuon mein dhoob kar Tujhe har ghari main qaraar doon Main janoon-e-ishq mein jhoom kar Tujhe qurbaton ka hissaar doon Mujhe tujh se kitna pyaar hai Taaron ka kaise shumaar doon Meri har tarafÂ teri hi sauch hai Kaise main khud ko faraar doon Aakhir tu phir kahin kho jaye na Tujhe rooh mein apni utaar doon

	Kitne haseen hai aap, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karoâ€¦. Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi, Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo.

Take a bowlâ€¦fill it with grapes,
Put ur hand in it..Go in front of the mirrorâ€¦
U know what ull find???Langur ke haath mein angoorâ€¦â€¦

Sad SMS

2010-09-04T07:23:00.001-07:00

Humari majburiyan na jan paya koi k hume tm se pyar tha boht zamane walon ne kar di hum tm mein dyriyan k hume tmhara intezar tha boht hume umeed thi k tm ak din zindagi bun jao ge par kisi or ki zindagi bannna zaruri tha boht taqdeer mein likha hi nahi khuda ne tmhe meri kabhi mujh taqdeer par yaqeen tha boht ab itne fasley hain k kaisy aaon k kabhi wo mere qareeb tha boht !

	koi juda ho gaya,koi khafa ho gaya,na jane zindagi me humse kya gunah ho gaya,bahut sajde kiye kisi ko pane k liye,jis sajde me use pana tha ,wo humse kaza ho gaya..

	Dil dharka magar Awaz Nahi ai, Badal garja magar barsat nahi ai, bina hichki k guzra ya din sara, kia aik pal k liye bi ap ko hamari yad nahi ai......

	Mmmmm... Mmmmm... Mmmmmmmmmmmm I get wings to fly Oh, oh...I"m alive... Yeah When you call on me When I hear you Breathe I get wings to fly I feel that I’m alive When you look at me I can touch the sky I know that I’m alive Mmmmm Ohhhhh Ahhhhhh When you bless The day I just drift away All my worries die I’m glad that I’m Alive You’ve set my heart On fire Filled me with love Made me a woman on Clouds above I couldn’t get Much higher My spirit takes flight Cause I am alive OHHHHH When you call on me When you call on me When I hear you Breathe When I hear you breathe I get wings to fly (Fly) I feel that I’m alive (I"m alive) When you reach For me Raising spirits high God knows that That I’ll be the one Standing by Through good and Through Trying times And it’s only begun I can’t wait for the Rest of my life When you call on me When you call on me When you reach for me When you reach for me I get wings to fly I feel thatI"m alive Yeah When you bless The day I just drift away All my worries die I know that I’m alive I get Wings to fly God knows that I’m alive.

	Mohabbat ki duniya mein bin baadal barsaat hoti hai jubaa khaamosh rehti hai nigaaho se baat hoti hai…

	Wafa Me Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai, Woh Sach KaheNaKahe Aetabar Karna Hai. Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua, Mujhe Tau Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai.

	Khwabo main ayenge SMS ki tarah. Dil main bas jayenge ring tone ki tarah, ye yari kabhi kam na hogi balance ki tarah, sirf tum busy na hona network ki tarah.

	Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna Kaise Barbaad Hui Meri Jawani Likhna. Yeh Bhi Likhna K Mere Hont Hansi Ko Tarse, Umer Bhar Ankh Se Behta Raha Pani Likhna.

	Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron, Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron. Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara, Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron….

Dilo ko khridne wale hazar mil jayege,
aap ko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,
milega na aapko hm jesa koi,
milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.

Romentic SMS

2010-09-04T07:21:00.001-07:00

Hum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai Unko bataane me jamaane lag jaate hai Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.

	unse ishk hai hame unko bataye kaise unki aankho k raaz chhipaye kaise unki har adaa pe marte hai hum unko kaatil thehraaye kaise

	Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai, Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain. Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi, Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai.

	Dil Hi Dil Mein Hum Tumhain Pyar Bahot Krtey Hain Lekin Saach Hai K Bataney Se Bahot Dartey Hain Khud Pe To Hai Yaqin Saanson Pe Magar Nahi. Moat Se Nahi Aey "Khushi" Zindagi Se Hum Dartey Hain

	Vo Chaandani Ka Badan Khushbuon Ka Saya Hai, Bahut Aziz Hamen Hai Magar Paraya Hai Utar Bhi Aao Kabhi Aasaman Ke Zine Se, Tumhen Khuda Ne Hamare Liye Banaya Hai.

	I will battle when u face trouble. I"m your own even if you left alone. I will try my best to help if you are hurt. My love will last till u see my heart. I will satisfy if I can give u a smile. I will also be with a smile if u read my lines before your bed times.

	Parh to Leta hoon magar Delete karu Kis Tarha, Khushbu Tere haathon ki har SMS mein hai.

	Teri lovely eyes ne Mujpe ek effect kiya hai Ki mane sabko reject karke Tujko select kiya hai

	Mehek teri aj bhi meri sanso main he, har ek ada teri meri ankhon main hai, to bhale mita de apne dil se mera naam, magar teri jaga aj bhi meray dil main hai.

Bethey hoo honthoo ko siye pachtaoo gay bhoat,
Ishaq jaag uthta hai aksar aisi khamoshi ke baad.

Romentic SMS

2010-09-04T07:20:00.001-07:00

* You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that"s the reason why I love you! * I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS. * You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always... * If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I"d still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!! * If I die and go to heaven, I"ll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me. * I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more! * Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME ! * I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!! * If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don"t have to live a day without you.

	vo to Khushbuu hai havaao.n me.n bikhar jaayegaa masalaa phuul ka hai phuul kidhar jaayegaa ham to samajhe the ke ek zaKhm hai bhar jaayegaa kyaa Khabar thii ke rag-e-jaa.N me.n utar jaayegaa vo havaao.n kii tarah Khaanaa_bajaa.N phirataa hai ek jho.nkaa hai jo aayegaa guzar jaayegaa vo jab aayegaa to phir us kii rafaaqat ke liye mausam-e-gul mere aa.Ngan me.n Thahar jaayegaa aaKhirash vo bhii kahii.n ret pe baiThii hogii teraa ye pyaar bhii dariyaa hai utar jaayegaa Honey

	{{{"ABHI GHAR NA JANA"}}} YE BIKHRI SI ZULFEIN, YE PHYLA SA KAJAL, YE BECHEIN ANKHEIN, YE SIMTA SA AANCHAL, TERE HAAL SE LOG PEHCHAAN LEIN GY, TUJHY DYKH KAR SAB MUJHY JAAN LEIN GY, YE BEHKY QADAM,YE LARKHRATI JAWANI, YE BETAAB DILL OR MOHUBBAT DIWANI, SHUFAK JYSY GAALON PY UBHRI HUI HY, MERE HONTO KI EK MEHEKTI NISHANI, TERE JISM SY URTI MERI YE KHUSHBOO, SUNA DYGI SUB KO SARI KAHANI, NA BAN JAY APNA MILAN EK FASANA, :::::"ABHI GHAR NA JANA"::::: ....""ASHI KI JAAAN"".... :::::"ABHI GHAR NA JANA":::::

	Kaisay kahoon k apna bana lou mujhey bahoun mein apni sama lou mujhey Bin tumharey aik pal bhi ab kat-ta nahin Tum aa ker mujhi say chura lou mujhey Zindagi tou woh hai sang tumharey jo guzrey Dunya kay gamoun say ab chura lou mujhey Meri sab say gehri khuwahish hou puri Tum agar pass apnay bula lou mujhey Yeh kaisa nasha hai jou behka raha hai Tumhara hoon mein tou sambhalo mujhey Najanay phir kaisay guzrey gi zindagani Agar apnay dil say kabhi tum nikalo mujhey

	DiL k Ufq Me Gumshuda Sitara MiL Jaye Shab-e-Ghm Me Koi Jeene Ka Ishara MiL Jye . Wo Jo 1 Shakhs Boht Kam Hy Mayasr Humko Aarzu Hy k Kisi Roz Wo Sara MiL Jye . An Mumkin Hy k Tabeer b 1 Jesi Ho Tere Khwabo Se Agr Khwab Hmara MiL Jye . Usy Kehna Wo MuLaqat Adhuri Thi Hmari Usy Kehna k Kbhi Aa k Dobara MiL Jye …

	Ye Pyaar ka rishta toote na kabhi. Aye mere dost tu mujhse ruthe na kabhi. Karte hein rab se harpal ye dua.Door reh kar bhi apna ye sath chute na kabhi...............

	Khoya hu mein to teri yado me,ab mujhe koi Hosh Nahi,Deewanapan Badhta hi Jaye is dil pe koi Jor Nahi

	Dil Ek mandir hai, aap uski murt hai, khuda kasam aap bahut khubsurat hai.

	Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!! You Know Why? Because….. You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES. Please mujjhe achay achay sms send karain please.... 03343651126

	Teri lovely eyes ne Mujpe ek effect kiya hai Ki mane sabko reject karke Tujko select kiya hai

Romentic SMS

2010-09-04T07:16:00.001-07:00

Aansu Baha K Hamay Manaya Karta Tha ... Ye Zindagi Sirf Tum Se Wabista Hai Aksar Ye Baat Hamay Bataya Karta Tha Uski Baton Mai Kuch Aisa Asar Tha Mai Barish K Bina Hi Bheeg Jaya Karta Tha Sonay Ki Fursat Kise Thi Wo Hamay Sari Raat Jagaya Karta Tha Becheni Jab Had Se Bharh Jati Thi Wo Jee Bhar K Gale Lagaya Karta Tha Wo Itni Muhabbat Karne Wala Badal Gya Jo Har Baat Pe Meri Kasam Khaya Karta Tha

	If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don"t have to live a day without you.

	I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

	Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

	I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

	If I die and go to heaven, I"ll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

	If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I"d still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

	You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

	I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that"s the reason why I love you!

Ramdan SMS

2010-09-04T07:13:00.001-07:00

Leader â€“ Allah Guide â€“ Quaran Lyrics â€“ Aazan Loyality â€“ Imaan Request â€“ Dua Protection â€“ Fitra Oath â€“ Kalma Exercise â€“ Namaaz Self Control â€“ Roza So Good Luck 4 Ramazan

	As the mountain high, U move without sigh; like the white linen flair, Purity is always an affair; As sunshine creates morning glory, fragrance fills years as flory; with the immaculate eternal smile, attached to u mile after mile; All darkness is far away, As light is on its way; Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan

	Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay, Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay, Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko, Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai

	Allahâ€™s Apostle used to practice a aitakaf in the last ten days of the holy month of Ramadan, May Allah removes all the hurdles and make it easy to follow our prophet.

	Inshâ€™Allah Taâ€™la 1st Ramzan wil Start from 12 August 2010 R Sehr Iftaar 01 4:39 7:10 02 4:40 7:09 03 4:40 7:08 04 4:41 7:07 05 4:41 7:06 06 4:42 7:05 07 4:43 7:05 08 4:43 7:04 09 4:44 7:03 10 4:45 7:02 11 4:45 7:01 12 4:46 7:00 13 4:47 6:59 14 4:48 6:58 15 4:48 6:57 16 4:49 6:56 17 4:49 6:55 18 4:50 6:53 19 4:51 6:52 20 4:51 6:51 21 4:53 6:51 22 4:53 6:50 23 4:53 6:49 24 4:54 6:47 25 4:54 6:46 26 4:55 6:45 27 4:55 6:44 28 4:56 6:43 29 4:56 6:42 30 4:56 6:41 Remember me in ur prayers , JazakALLAH.

	"Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain, "Tanhaiyon"k maray hain, "Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak magar "Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain Copy to clipboard

	Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay, Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay, Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko, Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai

	RAMADAN RECIPE A Glass of Care A Plate of Love A Spoon of Peace A Fork of Truth & A Bowl of Duaas. Mix with spices of QURAAN. Enjoy This Meal. RAMADAN MUBARAK

	The holy month of Ramadan, For all Muslims has begun. Praising Allah through the day, From dawn to dusk we fast and pray. We pay zakah (charity) for those in need, Trying hard to do good deeds. Wishing you wonderful Ramadan.

Dear friend,
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.

Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.

Thank you for eating.
Happy Ramazan

Ramdan SMS

2010-09-04T07:11:00.001-07:00

Memories of moments celebrated together....... Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever....... Make me Miss You even more this Ramadan. Hope this Ramadan brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you! HAPPY Ramadan

	Wishing u 1 month of ramadan, 4 weeks of barkat, 30 days of forgiveness, 720 hours of guidance, 43200 minutes of purification, 2592000 secs of Nuur..!!

	As the cresent moon is sighted? And the holy month of Ramadan beings? May Allah bless you with happiness and grace your home with warmth & peace !

	YA ALLAH Ramadan Mubarak Ke Ibtida Hai Hamay Ziada Se Ziada Nekian Kamanay Or buraiyon Se Dur Hone Ki toufeeq Ata FarmaÃ¢?Â¦. Ameen

	Today i pray that:- Happiness be at ur door May it knock early Stay late & leave yhe gift of allah"s Peace,love,joy & good health behind ramadan mubarak,

	Dear! May Divine Pour His blessings on you like rain throughout this holy month recite Quran for blessings b caring about your prayers the Merciful will give u more than your heart desires. "Ramdan Mubarak"

	A Good News 4 U..! I Am Coming To Meet U.. After A Few Days, Please.. Welcome Me With Open Arms, And Smiling Face :-) Your?s Well Wisher, ?MAAH-E-RAMAZAN?

	duniya ko duniyai mubbrak pyar ko gehrai mubbrak dushmano ko maf kya kuon k agaya RAMZAN MUBBRAK

	Hazrat Abu Huraira Say Riwayat Hai K Nabi Kareem (S.A.W) Ne Farmaya; "Jis Shaks Ne Bina Kisi Sharaye Uzar or Bimari K Ramazan Ka 1 b Roza Chora Tu Puri Zindagi K Roze Se Iska Badal Nahi Hosakta." (Ibne Maja)

hum ap k dil main rehte hain,
Is liye her dard sehte hain,

Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay â€œHappy Ramadan ul mubarakâ€ kehte hain

Ramdan SMS

2010-09-04T07:10:00.001-07:00

Ay iman walo . . . . . . . . . . . , abe 14 rozy baqi hain himat karo

	Be-Zubanon Ko Jub Wo Zaban Deta Hai Parhne Ko Phir Wo Quraan Deta Hai Bakhshne Pe Aye Jub Ummat K Gunahon Ko Tohfe Mai Gunahgaron Ko Ramzan Deta Ha

	Prophet Said: "whoever Stood For The Prayers in The Night Of Qadr Out Of Sincere faith And Hoping For A Reward From Allah, then All His Previous Sins Will Be Forgiven"

	Ramadhan Ki Amad Hai Rehmatein Barasane Wala Mahina Hai Ao Aaj Sub Khataon Ki Maafi Maang Lein Dar-e-taurba Khula Hai Is Mahine Mein Firdous Ki Khusboo Ati Hai Woh Naseeb Wala Hai Jise Mile Firdous Ao Aaj Hum Koshish Karein Usse Paane Ki, Jise Hum Ne Abhi Talak Paya Hi Nahin Ibadatoon Ke Is Door Mein Ao Maangein Sub Ke Liye Magfarat Maangtein Hain Hum Kuch Na Kuch Apne Liye Chalo Aaj Doosroon Ke Liye Maangein Ramadhan Ki Amad Ki Khusi Hai Bahut Saath Hi Is Ke Jald Roohsat Ho Jaane Ka Ghum Khuda Kare Waqt Tham Jaein Us Waqt Jab Baras Rahi Ho Khuda Ki Rehmat Hum Par Ramadhan Ke Roohsath Hone Se Pehle Dar-e-tauba Band Hone Se Pehle Is Mubarak Mahine Ki Har Fazilat Hasil Kar Lein Jo Hum Ghuzishta Saaloon Mein Hasil Na Kar Sake Ramadhan Mubarak... Ramadhan Mubarak... Ramadhan Mubarak... Ramadhan Mubarak...

	ramadan Ka Chand Daikha, rozay Ki Dua Mangi, roshan Sitara Daikha, aap Ki Khairiat Ki Dua Mangi, may Almight Allah Bless You With His blessing In The Holy Month Of Ramadan

	WisHiNg U 1 MoNtH Of RaMzAN .... 4 WeEks Of BaRKaT..... 30 Dayz Of 4gIveNesS... 720 HourS Of GuIdAnCe.... 43200 MinUtEs Of PuRiFiCatIoN....... HaPpY RaMzAn ......

	Rapture Comes Most Easily Within, Read the Holy Book as Though Asleep, Reason Is No Cause for Revelation, Remember, Too, the Holy Month of Fasting, Righteousness Remains the Rock of Faith. Happy Ramadan

	Alhamduillah, the mubarak month of ramadan is here, i wud like 2 ask 4givness 4rm evry1, please remember me, my family n da whole ummah in your esteemed duas, may Allah make this a means of barakah n hidayah 4 us all, may HE accept our ibadah n use us 4 da gud of deenul islam, ameen! Ramadan Mubarak!

	Friend I have a special Iftar 4u A Glass of Care A Plate of Love A Spoon of Peace A Fork of Trust And a Bowl of Prayers Enjoy Your Iftar

GHAR SE MASJID FAJR SE EISHA

NOOR E KHUDA BARSEY YAHA

SAWAAB KA KAZANA HAI YEH MAHINA

NEKION KA MEHMAAN GARIBON KA DOST

INTEZAAR SABHI KARE GUNAH SARE KATAM KARE

AAMAAL APNE BEHTAR KARE RAMZAN KI TAIYARI SHURU KARE

Rakhi SMS

2010-09-04T07:09:00.000-07:00

Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.

	HOLI IS COLORFUL, DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL, RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.

	I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

	"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."

	"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."

	To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other"s hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys.

	Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.

	The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity"s a circle in deed.

"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."

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2010-09-03T10:18:00.001-07:00

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Country Codes

2010-09-03T10:07:00.001-07:00

Country name	International dialing code
Afganistan	+93
Albania	+355
Algeria	+213
Andorra	+376
Angola	+244
Antilles Netherland	+599
Antiqua	+1
Argentina	+54
Armenia	+374
Aruba	+297
Australia	+61
Austria	+43
Azerbaijan	+994
Bahamas	+1
Bahrain	+973
Bangladesh	+880
Barbados	+1
Belarus	+375
Belgium	+32
Belize	+501
Benin	+229
Bermuda	+1
Bhutan	+975
Bolivia	+591
Bosnia Herzegovina	+387
Botswana	+267
Brazil	+55
British Virgin	+1
Brunei Darussalam	+673
Bulgaria	+359
Burkina Faso	+226
Cameroon	+237
Canada	+1
Canary Islands	+0
Cayman Islands	+1
Central African	+236
Chad	+235
Chile	+56
China	+86
Chinese Taipei	+0
Colombia	+57
Congo Republic	+242
Cook Islands	+682
Costa Rica	+506
Croatia	+385
Cuba	+53
Cyprus	+357
Czech Republic	+420
Denmark	+45
Djibouti	+253
Dominican Republic	+1
Ecuador	+593
Egypt	+20
El Salvador	+503
Equatorial Guinea	+240
Estonia	+372
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Zaire	+243
Zambia	+260
Zimbabwe	+263

Police SMS

2010-09-03T09:26:00.001-07:00

i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom

	im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i"m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

I"m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine

sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin

me 4 taking the piss