Celeb Sugar

Seriously, Ed Westwick is straight?

2009-05-04T12:39:00.004-05:00

I'm not going to sit here and say that I watch Gossip Girl, because I don't. But the one thing I get from seeing ads and clips from the show is that the girls are very skinny and hot, and the guys are really, really gay looking. Perhaps this is the reason so many of the GG guys feel the need to flaunt their not gay-ness around for everyone to see. You know what, I don't care if you are macking on a dude or a chick- I don't need to see it!

No really- thank you, Watchmen

2009-03-15T14:43:00.002-05:00

Thank you, Watchmen. After a holiday season full of actual good movies like Benjamin Button, The Reader, Twilight and yes, even Step Brothers, it's so refreshing to pay eight dollars and spend three long hours of my life immersed in the complete and utter bull that you have the balls to call a "movie." Who wants to see quality film making when you can view a larger than life flaccid blue penis in raging technicolor, or see that girl who played Katherine Heigl's dumb sister in 27 Dresses try and be a real actress and engage in softcore porno action? So seriously, thank you so much, Watchmen, you are truly a breath of fresh air.

We know what's on Britney's mind

2009-02-21T18:24:00.002-06:00

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Britney probably has never even heard of Richard Nixon. Just a guess.

Edie Brit exits Wisteria

2009-02-14T10:47:00.003-06:00

Be still, my beating heart! When I heard the disappointing news that fan favorite Nicollette Sheridan was leaving DH, I couldn't believe it. Giving Edie the ax, (or having her move away, or however they intend to play it) will completely ruin the dynamics of a show that's already been suffering for the past couple of seasons. Remember that God-awful tornado episode? Anyway, why not get rid of a character that everyone is starting to get tired of anyway? Hello, Dana Delaney?

Joaquin Phoenix's meltdown: Elaborate joke or serious problem?

2009-01-17T18:35:00.005-06:00

What's going on here? Months after Joaquin Phoenix's public statement that he's retiring from acting, the troubled star shows up in Vegas to give us a taste of his "rap career," leaving everyone in the audience horrified as he chokes through a song and then falls on his face leaving the stage. Not to mention, he is looking less and less the sex pot that we all knew and loved. Some are speculating that Joaquin (seen here with P. Diddy and Ben Affleck's bro, Casey) is playing a Sasha Baron Cohen-esque prank, but I'm not so sure about this one. He seems like he's on some serious drugs, or something.

Mickey Rourke wins Golden Globe, thanks dogs

2009-01-11T21:56:00.004-06:00

Talk about a comeback! No sooner did I hear Susan Saranden say his name and think whoa, wouldn't that be crazy, that the man himself was up there accepting his award. Now, some may find it strange that the once hot, suddenly cool again actor thanked his dogs for being there for him during his tougher days, but sitting here with my cookies and milk after getting dumped by an evil male for the 50th time, I gotta say, your pet really is the best when it comes to hard times! :/

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Travolta Family Tragedy

2009-01-04T17:15:00.004-06:00

By now you've all heard about the tragic passing of John Travolta's son, Jett, who died while on vacation with his family this week. I knew from the start this event was going to be controversial, as people have been saying for years that Jett suffered from autism and failed to get treatment due to his parents' "religious" beliefs. I do not think his seizure was due to autism, but what I think or what happened doesn't really matter. It's tragic for anyone to lose a child so young, so I think we should be focusing more on the tragedy that is Jett's death, and not what his parents may or may not have done to cause it! R.I.P. Jett Travolta.

Jen Aniston spends X-Mas with her bff, Courtney. You might know her.

2008-12-26T20:22:00.002-06:00

Could things be cooling down for Cougar Jennifer Aniston and her boy-toy John Mayer? It's being widely reported that the star of the new hit Marley and Me spent her holiday with bestie Courtney Cox Arquette and her hubby David, while the man with one good song spent his Christmas all they way on the other side of the country. What happened to Jennifer's parents? Siblings? You never hear about her having any family.

Tom Cruise attempts damage control, fails miserably

2008-12-18T03:28:00.003-06:00

Can't he use his creepy Scientology mind-control to see that it isn't going to work...ever? Not only has he come out publicly in the past few weeks saying that he is dunzo with talking about Scientology with in media anymore (yeah. I'm sure that was completely your idea, Tom), but he recently dropped in on Letterman to do some serious damage control and show that he's a "funny guy" who knows how to make fun of himself. My personal fav jab was that he "believes that all psychological problems can be cured with Vicks VapoRub." As much as I wanna give Tommy Boy the benefit of the doubt, I think the only things he does whole-heartedly these days are control his wife and prepare for the afterlife on planet Xenu.

Don't hate me, but...

2008-12-04T08:40:00.003-06:00

I'm ready for Taylor Swift to go away. Her songs are cute, but hosting the Grammy nomination ceremony? And honey, we're on your side when it comes to the whole Joe Jonas situation, but I can't go globally bitching to anyone with ears when I get MY heart broken, so why should you? Just saying.

Britney does Glamour

2008-12-01T21:06:00.002-06:00

...and does it well! Did anyone else watch her special on MTV last night? I thought it was interesting overall, although it got a little slow towards the end, and watching her cry on camera was quite sad. No one really knows what's going on in that head of hers, but at least the outside of her looks fantastic!

How do I say this nicely...

2008-11-24T20:10:00.003-06:00

I don't! Is it just me or are the Maguires the least-cute, frumpiest young family in Hollywood? I'm really not digging the Wifey's strapless black number/ sneakers combo. To each his own, I guess.

Tisdale channels Eva Longoria at the AMA's

2008-11-24T20:03:00.003-06:00

Work it! It's odd how different the Tis looks since her first time around in High School Musical (you know, the early years), but this time around she looks less like Sharpay and more like she's imitating sexy housewife Longoria at this weekend's American Music Awards. Do your thing, girl- just don't lose YOU!

I didn't think I could laugh and swoon at the same time!

2008-11-12T18:24:00.005-06:00

My favorite Christmastime ads have always been the over-the-top adorable Gap ones that they display 25-feet tall at the mall, and it seems like they can get just about everyone and their brothers to be in them. Remember last year's pics with John Krasinski? Too cute! Anyway, this year they recruited lots of funny guys like these two from SNL, Jason Sudeikis and Fred Armisen. How cute do they look? I knew I liked that show for a reason.

So, so sad

2008-10-24T20:50:00.002-05:00

When I heard that Jennifer Hudson's mom and brother were found dead today, I couldn't believe it. You almost forget that awful tragedy can strike even those whose lives seem so perfect and blessed. At least her mom got to live to see her daughter accomplish lots of really cool things. RIP.

How does this happen?

2008-10-06T20:21:00.004-05:00

Nicollete Sheridan is exactly twice my age, and she looks freakishly hard-bodied and hot in that little black bikini. I supposedly have "good genes" and bust my butt at yoga every week, and my ass more closely resembles two bowls of cottage cheese. Where's the justice in that?

You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt

2008-09-21T20:23:00.002-05:00

Has anyone else contemplated what a travesty against humanity it would be if all of K. Kar's athletics on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars caused her to lose that famously delicious ass? What is Kim Kardashian without an ass? That's like Jay Leno without a chin, or Brad Pitt without a penis. Let's not even go there. It's not like she could fall back (pun intended) on her acting abilities. Did you see Disaster Movie? Yeah, me neither.

Oh. My. God.

2008-09-18T15:53:00.001-05:00

Vote for Sarah Palin or...

She'll f**k yo' shiz up!!

I'm afraid.

The hockey mom speaks

2008-09-04T09:41:00.003-05:00

Gag me. If there's on thing that annoyed me more than Sarah Palin's blatant disregard for the truth, it was her pimping out her family for half of her speech in attempt to get us to vote for her. How dumb do you think I am? I'm not voting for you because you have cute kids. And though Huckabee's proclamation that "She's one of the most popular governors," is a convincing argument, I think I'll pass, thanks. when did this stop being a presidential election and start being a page out of my high school yearbook?

Adrian Brody no longer wants to attract women

2008-09-01T20:22:00.009-05:00

I'll admit it, Adrien Brody used to be my favorite secret crush. Something about that huge nose just always did something for me. I love him in some of cute indie movies, like Dummy. But lately the look my former future husband has been sporting is a little less, well, hot. He looks less like a sexy leading man and more like a Jewish version of Borat. And it never hurts to put on some real pants before you leave the house.

I always knew I liked David Duchovny

2008-08-29T21:52:00.002-05:00

Veteran Hollywood hottie David Duchovny recently checked himself into rehab, not for drugs or alcohol, but for a sex addiction! Duchovny's wife, Tea Leoni, is apparently sticking with him through this "hard time". Men, ugh. Hey David, when you get out of rehab, give me a call!

Excuse me, Miss Olsen? You seem to have forgotten your pants.

2008-08-26T21:50:00.002-05:00

UUUGGHH! How many posts will I need to publish about her heinous style before M-K stops dressing like an absolute moron? She must not visit this site (shocking). The tiny twinster actually wore this "outfit" on a date with her bf out in NYC this week. Amazingly, he didn't dump her after taking one look at her in her dad's flannel shirt.

Even Pocahontas needs caffiene

2008-08-26T19:26:00.002-05:00

Jessica Alba recreated every one's favorite John Smith-shagging Native American hottie as she went for a coffee run in LA this week. So she doesn't like being seen of as "Latina", but Indian is OK? I'm confused.

Is "Gossip Girl" the Next "OC"? OMFG, I hope so.

2008-08-24T12:46:00.002-05:00

As a single girl sitting on her couch by herself, why would I want to watch two ridiculously hot people getting it on right in front of me? And seriously, the last thing I need is "It" girl of the moment, Blake Lively, telling me how perfect her life is and to watch her and co-star Penn Badgely shamelessly making out on and off set. Enjoy it now, Blake. In five years, you could be going the way of Miss Mischa Barton.

I thought you were happy with your body, J. Love?

2008-08-20T18:45:00.005-05:00

Jennifer love Hewitt looked svelte again as she headed out with her fiance in L.A. earlier this week. Funny, because six months ago she was furious at the press for making fun of her curvy figure and stated that she didn't need to change a thing...and now she goes on a media tour and brags about how she lost 18 pounds. Don't act like the pillar of self acceptance and then go work out like a fiend. I would have more respect for her if she came out and said she felt like crap when the world called her fat.