tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60133178449168576912025-04-16T13:10:11.906+05:30SNAPUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1079125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-57339541021054161492020-09-18T13:34:00.000+05:302020-09-18T13:34:00.268+05:30Management Consultantancy !! Management ConsultantancyThere was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit,Cerutti shoes,Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist watch, & a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, 'If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?' The Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-78262803348781216642020-05-14T08:56:00.002+05:302020-05-14T08:58:52.992+05:30Paige Spiranac, The Gorgeous Golfer - Hot & Sexy Athlete
Paige Spiranac, The Gorgeous Golfer - Hot & Sexy Athlete
Golf might not be the most popular sport out there, but it is still worth checking out. A lot of young people think it is dull, although we think that you might change your mind after learning more about Paige Spiranac. This gorgeous golfer is truly a sight for sore eyes.
Paige Spiranac has been playing golf since sheUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-76228066441149847022020-04-22T21:19:00.000+05:302020-04-22T21:19:13.564+05:30My Girl friend's sister - A story with Moral
My Girl friend's sister - A story with Moral
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-26101624123989661952020-04-21T21:17:00.000+05:302020-04-21T21:17:07.789+05:30Diamond Ring - Girl Friend Joke
Diamond Ring - Girl Friend Joke
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-40745833903792100582020-04-20T11:13:00.000+05:302020-04-20T11:13:03.493+05:30A moral joke, finally!
The Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff.But then the teacher realised that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?'
''Yes Ma'am, My Daddy is told me a story about my Mom. She wasUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-73339403278949579672020-04-19T21:07:00.002+05:302020-04-19T21:07:45.536+05:30Biscuits & Cookies
Differentiate Between
Biscuits & Cookies
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-76649364286389940602020-04-18T12:23:00.000+05:302020-04-18T12:23:00.798+05:30Three rats in a bar - Joke
Three rats are relaxing in a bar..
After a few jugs they start talking about how tough they are. The first rat says that when he woke up there was a matchbox of ‘Rat-O-Kill’ outside his hole and he ate the whole lot and didn’t feel a thing.
The second rat said that there was an enormous rat trap with a huge piece of prime cheese for bait. He stepped up, caught the bar on his back, ate Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-21216833415064160712020-04-15T12:15:00.000+05:302020-04-17T12:16:39.344+05:30Donald Trump as Titanic Ship's Captain
Donald Trump as Titanic Ship's Captain
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-48714224493859693602020-02-10T12:08:00.000+05:302020-04-17T12:09:39.281+05:3050 Dirty Jokes That Are (Never Appropriate But) Always Funny
50 Dirty Jokes That Are (Never Appropriate But) Always Funny
1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.
3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
4. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-49799169899019947412019-11-12T12:12:00.000+05:302020-04-17T12:13:24.614+05:30An Old Man Gets An Urgent Phone Call From His Wife While Driving Home
A senior citizen called her husband during his drive home.
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 90. Please be careful!"
Herman replied, "It's not just one car. There's hundreds of them!"
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-53364365789981027622019-08-15T12:27:00.000+05:302020-04-17T12:28:31.011+05:30A man and his Boots - Awesome Joke
A man and his Boots - Awesome Joke
A man always works 3rd shift in construction. He comes home around 3AM, climbs 3 floors to his apartment and gets in, tired from work. Due to habit he slams his left boot, then his right to get the mud and dust off. Then he carefully removes the boots, changes and falls asleep tired. Unfortunately the neighbors all hear the boot noise, and one of Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-24120920086777147022019-05-21T08:33:00.000+05:302019-05-21T08:33:07.012+05:30Three pregnant women in a bar - Joke
Three women were sitting in a bar, (brunette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The brunette says, “I know what I’m going to have.”
The other to asked how. She replied, “Well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a baby boy”. The red head said, “If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived.
The blonde Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-33791163591042626192019-05-18T09:40:00.000+05:302019-05-18T09:40:02.862+05:30A Ribs cracking Joke - Man - Woman - Accident
A Ribs cracking Joke - Man - Woman - Accident
A woman and a man were involved in car accident.
It was a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving.
Both of their cars were badly damaged but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of ... cars, the woman says;
"So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-37872253819021411902019-05-16T19:44:00.000+05:302019-05-16T19:44:03.202+05:30A good driver !
A police officer stops a minivan full of elderly ladies being driven by an old gentleman because they’re only going 25 mph, stopping the mid-day traffic. -The policeman asks the driver why is he going so slow.-“Well that’s the speed limit, isn’t it! There was a sign saying 25 and everything!” the driver defends himself.-The policeman sighs, “No, sir, that’s the number of the highway Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-70361638151215713602019-05-15T11:40:00.000+05:302019-05-15T11:40:08.145+05:30An Awesome Marriage JokeUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-38538573328501455232019-05-10T08:32:00.000+05:302019-05-15T08:33:40.151+05:30Two Americans Go To Church In France
Two American men are touring Europe, and are scheduled to arrive in France Sunday afternoon. However, they arrived several hours early, and had little to do on Sunday morning while everything was closed.
"Well," one says to the other, pointing to a nearby Cathedral, "why don't we attend Mass?"
"Sure," replies his friend. "But we don't know how the French pray and we can't speak French!"
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-23945129982038717112019-05-06T19:41:00.000+05:302019-05-06T19:41:10.562+05:30An engineer, physicist, and mathematician in Jail - The Best Joke
An engineer, physicist, and mathematician have been imprisoned.
At some point, the warden realizes that the three men haven't been fed in a while. He accompanies an officer to check up on them. The warden and officer arrive at the first cell that contained the engineer. To their astonishment, the cell was empty and the wall had a hole in it.
"How is that possible?" said the officer. "That Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-4777736714104202832019-05-05T09:30:00.000+05:302019-05-06T09:31:30.231+05:30Are These Plates Clean?
A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather. While eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he notices his plate isn't clean. So he says, "Grandfather, are these plates clean?"
His grandfather replies, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal."
That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-16715571884650682462019-05-02T08:28:00.000+05:302019-05-02T08:28:01.204+05:30A man at the bar with Little Head !!
A man at the bar with Little Head !!
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-71981074249829429862019-04-29T18:10:00.000+05:302019-04-29T18:10:07.437+05:30G-g-gimme a b-b-beer - A bar Joke
A man walks in to a bar, and says "G-g-gimme a b-b-beer."
The bartender says, "Seems as though you’ve got a major stuttering problem."
The man replies, "N-n-no k-k-k-idding!"
The bartender says, "I used to stutter, but my wife cured me. One afternoon she gave me oral sex three times in a row, and I haven’t stuttered since!"
The man says, "W-w-wow, th-th-that’s great to Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-13452685877912380122019-04-27T09:40:00.000+05:302019-04-27T09:40:09.595+05:30Stacey and Jim !
A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady.
“Hello there and what is your name?” “Hello,” giggles the woman, “I’m Stacey. What’s yours?” “I’m Jim.”
“Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight?” “Sure!” replies Jim. “Let’s go!”
At Stacey’s house, Jim notices a picture of a man on Stacey’s desk and asks, “Is this your brother?” “No, it isn’t, Jim!” Stacey Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-2006411068778923792019-04-25T09:17:00.000+05:302019-04-25T09:17:03.371+05:30What you want me to do ? - A sexy Joke
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely,Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-44658367641703732562019-04-23T20:22:00.000+05:302019-04-23T20:22:00.222+05:30Irish Jokes - The BEST Collection
Irish Jokes - The BEST Collection
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-4812539667961582372019-04-20T08:33:00.000+05:302019-04-29T08:34:43.775+05:30A man at the Bar - Funniest Joke
A man at the Bar - Funniest Joke
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013317844916857691.post-38213330912060143962019-04-16T08:07:00.000+05:302019-04-25T08:09:54.295+05:30African immigrants in United States - Joke
Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S.
One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.'
The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend.
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