tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88067380809041536202024-03-13T08:12:27.989-07:00Funny PlaceJokes,Funny Videos,Funny Pictures and Funny StoriesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger326125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-55223168598172522112010-04-16T05:30:00.000-07:002010-04-16T05:30:11.644-07:00Lizards are playing video games<div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/search/label/Funny%20Pictures"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>Funny Pictures</b></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><b> </b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/S8hVtFB5jZI/AAAAAAAABVE/GMxIIZbsZGA/s1600/games.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img alt="Funny Pictures" border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/S8hVtFB5jZI/AAAAAAAABVE/GMxIIZbsZGA/s320/games.jpg" title="Funny Pictures" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/search/label/Funny%20Pictures"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b></b></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Lizards are playing video games .</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-77264597300772181932010-04-03T09:43:00.000-07:002010-04-03T09:43:28.964-07:00L'amusement et le cerveau<span style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: large;"></span><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"></div><div style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img alt="L'amusement et le cerveau" border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/S0_YcT5i6OI/AAAAAAAABGM/-5vWHlu6W1I/s1600/20090520-brain.jpg" /></span></div><br />
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</span></div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">États neuropathologie moderne que le divertissement est affilié à l'activation du cortex préfrontal adorée, qui produit de l'endorphine après une activité avantageuse.</span></div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">La recherche a évident que les organes génitaux de l'arrangement limbique sont complexes dans le rire.</span></div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">L'arrangement limbique est une affectation archaïque de l'académicien qui est complexe dans les affections et nous aide avec des fonctions de base très importante pour la survie. Deux structures dans l'arrangement limbique sont complexes dans le rire roulement: la Madeleine et le Hippocrate.</span></div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Le 7 Décembre décrit, 1984 Journal de l'American Medical Affiliation les causes acoustiques de divertissement comme suit:</span></div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">"Bien qu'il n'y ait pas acceptée" centre rire »dans le cerveau, son appareil de neurones a été le responsable d'une grande partie, en admettant concluants, la spéculation. Il est évident que son annonce dépend des chemins neuronaux provenant d'affiliation attenante avec les centres Butterfingers télencéphaliques et anxieux avec la respiration. Wilson conseillé l'appareil à être dans l'arène de la couche plus centrale, de l'hypothalamus, et des sous-hommes. Kelly et ses collègues, à son tour, a accepté que le courant de la calotte blah perique contient l'appareil amalgame pour affectant l 'expression. Ainsi, superinduce voies, y compris ceux de l'arrangement limbique qui Papier accepté d'arbitrer affectant des expressions telles que rire, apparemment semblent en affiliation synaptique dans le montant déconcertante de l'académicien souches. Ainsi, alors que tout à fait touchant les réponses telles que amusement sont conseillés par des structures sous-orbitaire, anormalement l'hypothalamus , et sont stéréotypés, le cas livresque peut accorder ou de les abolir. "</span></div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
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</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-56060689400396337932010-04-03T09:35:00.000-07:002010-04-03T09:35:55.155-07:00Poulets voulez livres<b style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"></b><div style="color: #20124d; text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #351c75; font-size: large;"><b><span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="Chickens want books">Poulets voulez livres</span></span></b></span></div><b><span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="Chickens want books"></span></span></b></div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; text-align: left;"><b><span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="A pair of chickens
walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk
BUK.'">Une paire de poulets marcher au comptoir du prêt dans une bibliothèque publique et dire: «Buk Buk BUK. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="The librarian
decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and
the chickens leave shortly thereafter.">Le bibliothécaire décide que le désir de poulets de trois livres, et il leur donne ... et les poulets laisser peu de temps après.<br />
</span><span title="Around midday,
the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say: Buk
Buk BuKKOOK!'">Vers midi, le retour de deux poulets au comptoir du prêt très controversée et dire: Buk Buk BuKKOOK! </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="The librarian
decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to
them.">Le bibliothécaire décide que les poulets désir d'un autre trois livres et le leur donne. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="The chickens leave as before.">Les poulets laisser comme avant.<br />
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library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very
annoyed and say, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!'">Le retour de deux poulets à la bibliothèque en début d'après midi, l'approche de la bibliothécaire, l'air très contrarié et dire: «Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook! </span><span title="The librarian is now a little suspicious
of these chickens.">Le bibliothécaire est un peu suspecte de ces poulets. </span><span title="She gives them what they request, and
decides to follow them.">Elle leur donne ce qu'ils demandent, et décide de les suivre.<br />
</span><span title="She followed them out of the
library, out of the town, and to a park.">Elle les suivit de la bibliothèque, hors de la ville, et à un parc. </span><span title="At
this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen.">À ce stade, elle se cacha derrière un arbre, ne voulant pas être vu. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="She saw the two
chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was
saying, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."">Elle a vu les deux poulets jeter les livres à une grenouille dans un étang, à laquelle la grenouille a dit, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit ..."</span></span></b></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-23985690190356089532010-02-25T00:28:00.000-08:002010-02-25T00:28:37.078-08:00Funny Girls<div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: red; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">FUNNY GIRLS PICS</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b style="color: red;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: large;">FUNNY KIDS PHOTOS </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/S4Yzu2lUinI/AAAAAAAABOw/917XHXEnXS0/s1600-h/funny-girl-scratching-head.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" TITLE="FUNNY GIRLS" ALT="FUNNY GIRLS" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/S4Yzu2lUinI/AAAAAAAABOw/917XHXEnXS0/s320/funny-girl-scratching-head.jpg" /></a><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/S4YzuAqQpgI/AAAAAAAABOo/oiGQ-zQQmXU/s1600-h/funny-girl.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" TITLE="FUNNY GIRLS" ALT="FUNNY GIRLS" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/S4YzuAqQpgI/AAAAAAAABOo/oiGQ-zQQmXU/s320/funny-girl.jpg" /></a><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/S4YzsVzuKyI/AAAAAAAABOg/-RljghAK7Tw/s1600-h/FunnyGirl.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" TITLE="FUNNY GIRLS" ALT="FUNNY GIRLS" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/S4YzsVzuKyI/AAAAAAAABOg/-RljghAK7Tw/s320/FunnyGirl.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-65362537295267803532010-01-14T18:44:00.000-08:002010-01-14T18:54:13.851-08:00The amusement and the brain<div style="color: #274e13; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/S0_YcT5i6OI/AAAAAAAABGM/-5vWHlu6W1I/s1600-h/20090520-brain.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/S0_YcT5i6OI/AAAAAAAABGM/-5vWHlu6W1I/s320/20090520-brain.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><span style="font-size: large;">Modern neuropathology states that amusement is affiliated with the activation of the adored prefrontal cortex, which produces endorphins afterwards a advantageous activity.</span><br />
</div><div style="color: #274e13; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Research has apparent that genitalia of the limbic arrangement are complex in laughter. </span><br />
</div><div style="color: #274e13; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">The limbic arrangement is a archaic allotment of the academician that is complex in affections and helps us with basal functions all-important for survival. Two structures in the limbic arrangement are complex in bearing laughter: the Magdalen and the Hippocrates.</span><br />
</div><div style="color: #274e13; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">The December 7, 1984 Journal of the American Medical Affiliation describes the acoustic causes of amusement as follows:</span><br />
</div><div style="color: #274e13; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">"Although there is no accepted 'laugh center' in the brain, its neural apparatus has been the accountable of much, admitting inconclusive, speculation. It is axiomatic that its announcement depends on neural paths arising in abutting affiliation with the telencephalic and butterfingers centers anxious with respiration. Wilson advised the apparatus to be in the arena of the centermost thalamus, hypothalamus, and subhumans. Kelly and co-workers, in turn, accepted that the tegmentum abreast the perique blah contains the amalgam apparatus for affecting expression. Thus, superinduce pathways, including those from the limbic arrangement that Paper accepted to arbitrate affecting expressions such as laughter, apparently appear into synaptic affiliation in the baffling amount of the academician stem. So while absolutely affecting responses such as amusement are advised by suborbital structures, abnormally the hypothalamus, and are stereotyped, the bookish case can attune or abolish them."</span><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-9806414947206001222010-01-14T17:42:00.000-08:002010-01-14T17:42:25.626-08:00Their Sons<span style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: large;"></span><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br />
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</div><div align="justify" style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">"My son BIll," says one, "has fabricated absolutely a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own architecture and architecture firm. He's so acknowledged in fact, in the aftermost year he was able to accord a acceptable acquaintance a cast fresh home as a gift." </span><br />
</div><div align="justify" style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">The additional man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "George is so successful, in fact, in the aftermost six months he gave his acquaintance two cast fresh cars as a gift." </span><br />
</div><div align="justify" style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">The third man's son, Albert, has formed his way up through a banal brokerage, and in the aftermost few weeks has accustomed a acceptable acquaintance a ample banal portfolio as a gift. </span><br />
</div><div align="justify" style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">As the fourth man arrives at the tee, addition tells him that they accept been discussing their breed and asks what band his son is in. </span><br />
</div><div align="justify" style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">"To acquaint the truth, I'm not actual admiring with how my son angry out," he replies. "For 15 years, Frank's been a hairdresser, and I've aloof afresh apparent he's gay. However, on the ablaze side, he charge be acceptable at what he does because his after most three boyfriends accept accustomed him a cast fresh house, two cars, and a big accumulation of banal certificates." </span><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-4929852341678417192009-12-19T12:26:00.000-08:002009-12-19T12:28:05.797-08:00blonde goes shopping<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">A blonde goes shopping and enters a shop selling electronic items . She goes to a salesman and says " I want to buy this TV . "</span><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">The salesman says that he does not serve blondes . Irritated blonde goes back home and dyes her hair black .</span><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Next day again she goes to the same shop and says " I want to buy this TV . " The salesman replies that he does not serve blondes .</span><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Irritated blonde goes home and dyes her hair red.Next day she comes back to the same shop and asks another salesman that she wants to buy that TV . The salesman replies that he does not serve blondes . Irritated blonde replies " How come you know that I am a blonde . "</span><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">The salesman replies " It’s not a TV , it’s a microwave . "</span><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-46761167590978497222009-12-19T12:14:00.000-08:002009-12-19T12:29:04.996-08:00How to reach Eiffel Tower ?<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">A blonde guy went to Paris and wanted to reach Eiffel Tower. He asked a man driving by how to reach Eiffel Tower . The man told him to wait for the bus 72 . It will take you directly to Eiffel Tower. After 4 hours the man came back and after seeing the blonde guy he asked him why had he not left till now . The blonde guy told him till now only 65 buses have passed and he will have to wait for 7 more buses !!!</span><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-74900240732782623232009-12-16T02:43:00.000-08:002009-12-16T02:43:53.866-08:00Honest Lawyer<div style="color: #073763; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">A company wanted to hire some lawyers so they called for an interview .The first prospect who came looked very intelligent. The conversation between the company official and the lawyer :</span><br />
</div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Official:</b> Why did you want to become a lawyer?<br />
<b>Lawyer:</b> My father was a lawyer and I liked his job. He used to earn a good amount and I love money.<br />
<b>Official:</b> It’s okay ! Everyone loves money.But what we want to know is that if you are honest.<br />
<b>Lawyer:</b> Sir I am an honest lawyer.<br />
<b>Official:</b> But can you prove it.<br />
<b>Lawyer:</b> Yes! I paid back every single penny back to my father he had spent on my education right after my very first case.<br />
<b>Official:</b> Good! What kind of a case it was?<br />
<b>Lawyer:</b> Well! My dad sued me for that money. </span><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-58151175766959233692009-10-26T03:24:00.001-07:002009-10-26T03:26:11.613-07:00Happy Birthday<div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold; font-family: courier new;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">at the age of 100 ...</span><br /></span></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/SuV4-JveKqI/AAAAAAAAAu8/ua3M65r6gfI/s1600-h/lighting-a-cigarette-off-a-100-candle-funny.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 303px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/SuV4-JveKqI/AAAAAAAAAu8/ua3M65r6gfI/s400/lighting-a-cigarette-off-a-100-candle-funny.jpg" alt="at the age of 100" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5396852737635658402" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-47640934092081661232009-10-26T03:20:00.000-07:002009-10-26T03:22:13.952-07:00Drunker and Smoker cat<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana;font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Drunker and Smoker cat</span></span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/SuV4HXsQSFI/AAAAAAAAAu0/q7TvRkwwPSA/s1600-h/smokingdrinking.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 259px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/SuV4HXsQSFI/AAAAAAAAAu0/q7TvRkwwPSA/s400/smokingdrinking.jpg" alt="Drunker and Smoker cat" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5396851796487456850" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-15598005436669017532009-10-10T15:27:00.001-07:002009-10-10T15:33:25.848-07:00Knock Knock jokes 33<a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 350px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 120px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Knock Knock" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/Sf9jJu-QVRI/AAAAAAAAAgA/uVq8AISQduY/s400/knock.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Knock Knock!<br /><br />Who's there?<br /><br />Boliva.<br /><br />Boliva who?<br /><br />Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about!</span> </span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#cc0000;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="color:#cc0000;"></span></div><div align="left"><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-1.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">1</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-2.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">2</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-3.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">3</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-4.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">4</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-5.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">5</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-6.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">6</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-7.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">7</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-8.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">8</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-9.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">9</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-10.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">10</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-11.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">11</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-12.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">12</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-13.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">13</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-14.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">14</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-15.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">15</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-16.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">16</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-17.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">17</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-18.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">18</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-19.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">19</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-19_20.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">20</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-21.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">21</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-22.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">22</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-23.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">23</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-24.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">24</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-25.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">25</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-26.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">26</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-27.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">27</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-28.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">28</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-29.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">29</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-30.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">30</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> <a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/10/knock-knock-jokes-31.html">31</a> <a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/10/knock-knock-jokes-32.html">32</a> 33</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-176458360747715942009-10-10T15:22:00.000-07:002009-10-10T15:26:49.754-07:00Knock Knock jokes 32<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/Sf9jJu-QVRI/AAAAAAAAAgA/uVq8AISQduY/s400/knock.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 350px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 120px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/Sf9jJu-QVRI/AAAAAAAAAgA/uVq8AISQduY/s400/knock.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000066;">Knock Knock!<br /><br />Who's there?<br /><br />Leaf.<br /><br />Leaf who?<br /><br />Leaf me alone? </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000066;"></span> </div><div align="left"><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-1.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">1</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-2.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">2</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-3.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">3</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-4.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">4</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-5.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">5</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-6.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">6</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-7.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">7</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-8.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">8</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-9.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">9</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-10.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">10</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-11.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">11</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-12.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">12</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-13.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">13</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-14.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">14</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-15.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">15</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-16.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">16</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-17.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">17</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-18.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">18</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-19.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">19</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-19_20.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">20</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-21.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">21</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-22.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">22</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-23.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">23</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-24.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">24</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-25.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">25</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-26.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">26</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-27.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">27</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-28.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">28</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-29.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">29</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-30.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">30</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> <a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/10/knock-knock-jokes-31.html">31</a> 32</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-42163304858626215342009-10-10T15:12:00.000-07:002009-10-10T15:21:38.700-07:00Knock Knock jokes 31<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/Sf9jJu-QVRI/AAAAAAAAAgA/uVq8AISQduY/s400/knock.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 350px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 120px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/Sf9jJu-QVRI/AAAAAAAAAgA/uVq8AISQduY/s400/knock.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#330033;">Knock Knock! </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#330033;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#330033;">Who's there? </span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#330033;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#330033;">Momma. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#330033;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#330033;">Momma who? </span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#330033;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#330033;">Momma, please open the door! </span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#330033;"></span></div><div align="left"><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-1.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">1</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-2.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">2</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-3.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">3</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-4.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">4</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-5.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">5</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-6.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">6</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-7.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">7</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-8.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">8</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-9.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">9</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-10.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">10</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-11.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">11</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-12.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">12</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-13.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">13</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-14.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">14</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-15.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">15</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-16.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">16</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-17.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">17</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-18.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">18</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-19.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">19</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-19_20.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">20</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-21.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">21</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-22.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">22</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-23.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">23</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-24.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">24</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-25.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">25</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-26.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">26</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-27.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">27</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-28.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">28</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> </span><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-29.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">29</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> <a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/2009/05/knock-knock-jokes-30.html">30</a> 31</span> </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-89424388771666479712009-10-02T20:43:00.000-07:002009-10-02T20:55:16.011-07:00I'm going to a date .<div align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5388214652956180162" alt="I'm going to a date" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/SsbIrcsB_sI/AAAAAAAAAsQ/b5xbwWZMmXg/s400/squirrel-flower.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#990000;">I'm going to a date .<br /></span></strong></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-16346055278345138192009-09-18T10:28:00.000-07:002009-09-18T10:33:12.084-07:00Cultured Monkey<div align="center"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/SrPDprPwVGI/AAAAAAAAArQ/MWSoPc6j6nk/s1600-h/Cultured+monkey.jpg"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hL8KarsFuj8/SrPDprPwVGI/AAAAAAAAArQ/MWSoPc6j6nk/s400/Cultured+monkey.jpg" border="0" alt="Cultured monkey" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382861100388734050" /><br /><br /></a><strong><span><span><span><span style="color:#ff99ff;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Cultured Monkey</span></span></span></span></span></strong><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-84029422739629540482009-09-17T15:44:00.000-07:002009-09-26T18:24:13.507-07:00Un fou écrit une lettre<span style="color:#cc33cc;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span><span><span><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">Un fou écrit une lettre<br /><br />Le directeur lui demande:<br />A qui écrivez-vous ?<br />A moi.<br />Et qu'est-ce que vous y avez mis ?<br />Je ne sais pas,monsieur le directeur:<br />je ne l'ai pas encore reçue.</span></span></b></span></span></span></span></span><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><b><br /></b></span></span></div><div align="center"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/search/label/French%20Jokes"><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><span>French Jokes</span></span></b></a></span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-85321153938614969642009-09-17T15:32:00.000-07:002009-09-20T07:29:05.330-07:00Tapette à mouche<span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><b>Un femme arrive dans la cuisine et voit son mari avec une tapette a mouche ...<br />Que fais-tu?<br />Il répond:<br />Je chasse le mouches….<br />En as-tu tué ?<br />Oui.trios males,deux femelles.<br />Intriguée ,elle lui demande:<br />Comment fais-tu la différence entre les femelles et les males ?<br />Il répond:<br />Trois avssifent a côte du cigarette , deus sur le téléphone.</b></span></span></span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><b><br /></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><b><br /></b></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><b><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/search/label/French%20Jokes"><span class="Apple-style-span">French Jokes</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span"> (new)</span></b></span></b></span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-13977684705063247822009-09-17T15:20:00.000-07:002009-09-20T07:30:06.596-07:00Cadeau d'anniversaire<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#330099;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">Un mari et sa femme font les courses un samedi après midi :<br />- Chéri, c'est l'anniversaire de ma mère demain. Si on lui achetait un appareil électrique ?<br />- Bonne idée ! Qu'est ce que tu penses d'une chaise ?</span></span></span></strong></span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"> </span><br /><br /></span></span></b><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><b><br /></b></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/search/label/French%20Jokes"><b><span class="Apple-style-span">French Jokes</span></b></a><b><span class="Apple-style-span"> (new)</span></b></span></span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-46017035015346439352009-09-17T15:09:00.000-07:002009-09-17T15:20:17.202-07:00Singe<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">maman, papa a dit que nous descendions tous du singe . c'est vrai<br />je n'en sais rien,ton pére a toujours refusé de me parler de sa famille.</span></span></b><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><br /></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><br /></b></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-weight: normal; line-height: 16px; "><strong><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/search/label/French%20Jokes">French Jokes</a><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/search/label/French%20Jokes" style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0); text-decoration: none; "> </a></span></span></span></strong><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">(New)</span></span></strong></span></b></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-28003239635337734312009-09-16T12:26:00.000-07:002009-09-20T07:32:08.406-07:00Terrible nouvelle<div align="left"><span style="color:#663333;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span>Madame téléphone a son mari de son lieu de vacances<br />Tout va bien ?Le chat est en forme ?<br />Non,il est mort !<br />Tu pourrais me ménager,me préparer a cette terrible nouvelle.<br />Tu aurais pu me dire qu'il se promenait sur le bord du balacon.</span><br /><span>Et maman,elle va bien ?<br />Elle se promenait sur le bord du balacon !!!!!</span></strong></span></span><br /><br /></div><div align="center"><br /><br /><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/search/label/French%20Jokes"><strong><span>French Jokes </span></strong></a><strong>(New)</strong> </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-9919545952911102312009-09-16T12:07:00.000-07:002009-09-20T07:32:36.603-07:00Le docteur<div align="left"><span style="color:#000099;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span>Le docteur : J'ai une mauvaise et une très mauvaise nouvelle pour vous.<br /><br />Le patient :Quelle est la mauvaise ?!<br /><br />Le docteur :Il vous reste un jour à vivre .<br /><br />Le patient :C'est terrible ,et quelle est la plus mauvaise nouvelle ?<br /><br />Le docteur :ça fait 24 heures que j'essaie de vous joindere…</span></strong></span></span><br /></div><div align="center"><br /><br /><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/search/label/French%20Jokes"><strong><span>French Jokes </span></strong></a><strong>(New)</strong></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8806738080904153620.post-58866423367019788962009-09-16T11:59:00.000-07:002009-09-20T07:33:18.757-07:00( Qui veut gagner des millions )<div align="left"><span style="color:#003300;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span><strong><span>C'est une blonde qui passe dans l'émission (Qui veut gagner des millions) .Bon ,elle arrive a la premiére question et elle bloque déja .<br />Elle dit :<br />Bon ,je vais utiliser le joker téléphonique).3-Elle téléphone a Djorj et lui dit :<br />Bonjour Djorj ,je coince la et je voudrais savoir :<br />a ton avis ,j'utilise le 50\50 ou l'avis du public ?!!!!!!!</span></strong></span></span></span><span><br /></span></div><div align="center"><br /><br /><a href="http://the-funny-place.blogspot.com/search/label/French%20Jokes"><strong><span>French Jokes </span></strong></a><strong>(New)</strong></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0