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Brought to you from www.incurable-allure.com</feedburner:browserFriendly><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" /><item><title>Podcast 8, We've moved to Alaska</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/olvQT0b_ji4/podcast-8-weve-moved-to-alaska.html</link><category>variety</category><category>abigail hannon</category><category>abigail's x-rated teen diary</category><category>cybertronic septic system</category><category>you wake up with no arms</category><category>music</category><category>dead uncle</category><category>funny</category><category>podcast</category><category>comedy</category><category>ukulele</category><category>alaska</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:18:37 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-6390324040057340772</guid><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~5/qcFoJkpPNcw/IACPodcast8_We_ve_moved_to_Alaska.mp3" fileSize="20186626" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Podcast 8 We're back. - Ralph's dead uncle, Langston - Cybertronic Septic System - Abigail's Diary Songs: - You wake up with no arms - Abigail's Song - "The lump goes at midnight" www.incurable-allure.com</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Podcast 8 We're back. - Ralph's dead uncle, Langston - Cybertronic Septic System - Abigail's Diary Songs: - You wake up with no arms - Abigail's Song - "The lump goes at midnight" www.incurable-allure.com</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Tuba,variety,absurd,zany,strange,performance,art,spoken,word,music,science,storytelling,theater,carrots,incurable,allure,Chicago,humor,comedy,poetry,ukulele,Alaska,moose,computer,firefly</itunes:keywords><description>Podcast 8

We're back.
 - Ralph's dead uncle, Langston
 - Cybertronic Septic System
 - Abigail's Diary

Songs:

 - You wake up with no arms
 - Abigail's Song
 - "The lump goes at...&lt;br/&gt;
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The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/olvQT0b_ji4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/12/podcast-8-weve-moved-to-alaska.html</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~5/qcFoJkpPNcw/IACPodcast8_We_ve_moved_to_Alaska.mp3" length="20186626" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://www.incurable-allure.com/files/IACPodcast8_We_ve_moved_to_Alaska.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>We're back</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/iNW3fEWcdl0/were-back.html</link><category>video</category><category>beluga</category><category>back</category><category>Andre LeBleu</category><category>IAC</category><category>carrots</category><category>alaska</category><category>animals</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:48:06 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-3765287061838694142</guid><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>After a long, long break, we're back in the blogosphere.

Much has happened since my last post in late June.
First off, I left Chicago, Moved to Kansas for a short while, and now I'm living in...&lt;br/&gt;
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The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/iNW3fEWcdl0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/11/were-back.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Dropping the Ball</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/eJlVa2MG79o/dropping-ball.html</link><category>video</category><category>greg benson</category><category>mediocre films</category><category>ball</category><category>drop</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:50:02 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-1571594739708803196</guid><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>I've been a huge fan of Mediocrefilms.com for a while now, and I've got to say, Greg Benson, you're pretty much the greatest man who's ever lived.
Dropping the ball is my favorite of the Mediocre...&lt;br/&gt;
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The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/eJlVa2MG79o" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/06/dropping-ball.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>A roof with a view</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/uSbve9UmC14/roof-with-view.html</link><category>photo</category><category>house of nine dragons</category><category>roof</category><category>view</category><category>panorama</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:42:50 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-1059663844617994550</guid><media:thumbnail url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_F3E082LY2XY/RngQRLHSo9I/AAAAAAAAAN0/gmYMcDYX5qQ/s72-c/roofpan1_edited-1.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>the view from my roof on May 28, 2007&lt;br/&gt;
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The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/uSbve9UmC14" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/06/roof-with-view.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>The Winds</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/dN25yK7J3m8/winds.html</link><category>photo</category><category>winds</category><category>poetry</category><category>forgotten love</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:42:50 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-1464527769833172312</guid><media:thumbnail url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_F3E082LY2XY/RnWm6LHSo8I/AAAAAAAAANs/jnu3LRQbnqk/s72-c/change+014.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>The Winds



It was in the early morn of my demented days
We took walks in the park
We hung from buildings

We watched the blades of the fan spin in endless circles of computed elation and bliss and...&lt;br/&gt;
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The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/dN25yK7J3m8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/06/winds.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Graphics</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/YvJSC_3CrX0/graphics.html</link><category>carrot</category><category>graphic</category><category>incurable</category><category>tuba</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:42:51 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-4204998181819493923</guid><media:thumbnail url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_F3E082LY2XY/RnU697HSo6I/AAAAAAAAANc/1z-TbYx1SoQ/s72-c/logo3_edited-1.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;br/&gt;
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The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/YvJSC_3CrX0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/06/graphics.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Henopause</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/04pVtmqAR-8/henopause.html</link><category>sex</category><category>eggs</category><category>cartoon</category><category>i don't really keep chickens</category><category>wtf</category><category>chickens</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2007 19:05:04 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-8101357260482133525</guid><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>This cartoon is by Dan Reynolds.
It came from a wonderful little blog I like to frequent, called "Keeping Chickens in your back yard"
Or http://successwithpoultry.blogspot.com/

It's great if you've...&lt;br/&gt;
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The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/04pVtmqAR-8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/06/henopause.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>I once punched a baby</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/174T9M0d67k/i-once-punched-baby.html</link><category>video</category><category>awkward</category><category>punch</category><category>baby</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 23:14:53 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-8027443086691096197</guid><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>I like this.  Possibly because it's 1:13am, but also because it's funny.
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The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/174T9M0d67k" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/06/i-once-punched-baby.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Samuel's Manual</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/S-AM3MsZ4yU/samuels-manual.html</link><category>samuel</category><category>manual</category><category>poetry</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:42:51 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-2108970740482268954</guid><media:thumbnail url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_F3E082LY2XY/RmmssrHSo3I/AAAAAAAAANE/Vcb9vrOCt4o/s72-c/cord1.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>When Samuel read the manual he noticed something quite peculiar.

Said Samuel to the manual, I’ve the brains to read you not
For you’re nasty and confusing and a lot of nerve you’ve got.
Only the...&lt;br/&gt;
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The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/S-AM3MsZ4yU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/06/samuels-manual.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 7A</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/GhvBkBUCk5I/podcast-7a.html</link><category>Chicago</category><category>street</category><category>house of nine dragons</category><category>sun</category><category>sparrow</category><category>podcast</category><category>kluge</category><category>storm</category><category>moon</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 16:09:36 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-3986735324475286591</guid><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~5/8UeNrhHsO_A/Podcast_7A.mp3" fileSize="23563597" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>The Incurable Allure of Carrots Podcast 7A -Down Wilson -The Sparrow, The Sun, and The Moon -Allegretto Kluge in Green -The House of Nine Dragons -Invasive storms Send us questions. We have answers. Aaron@incurable-allure.com </itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop</itunes:author><itunes:summary>The Incurable Allure of Carrots Podcast 7A -Down Wilson -The Sparrow, The Sun, and The Moon -Allegretto Kluge in Green -The House of Nine Dragons -Invasive storms Send us questions. We have answers. Aaron@incurable-allure.com </itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Tuba,variety,absurd,zany,strange,performance,art,spoken,word,music,science,storytelling,theater,carrots,incurable,allure,Chicago,humor,comedy,poetry,ukulele,Alaska,moose,computer,firefly</itunes:keywords><description>The Incurable Allure of Carrots
Podcast 7A

-Down Wilson
-The Sparrow, The Sun, and The Moon
-Allegretto Kluge in Green
-The House of Nine Dragons
-Invasive storms

Send us questions.  We have...&lt;br/&gt;
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The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/GhvBkBUCk5I" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/06/podcast-7a.html</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~5/8UeNrhHsO_A/Podcast_7A.mp3" length="23563597" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://www.incurable-allure.com/files/Podcast_7A.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Incurable Allure Vidcast 1</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/D5u8qHAvCMg/incurable-allure-vidcast-1.html</link><category>explanation</category><category>sock</category><category>puppet</category><category>vidcast</category><category>hinky binky</category><category>podcast</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 07:00:53 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-877522469897443011</guid><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>It's IAC Vidcast 1.  Yay.

So, you may have wondered where we went.  Or maybe you didn't and you just forgot about us.
Perhaps you thought we'd been eaten?  Or maybe we fell in?
Either way, Hinky...&lt;br/&gt;
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The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/D5u8qHAvCMg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/05/incurable-allure-vidcast-1.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>The inner life of a cell</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/rbGUcScX7jc/inner-life-of-cell.html</link><category>biology</category><category>Harvard</category><category>learning</category><category>cell</category><category>youtube</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2007 12:05:49 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-6902894567992232106</guid><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>This is friggin' awesome.
Not just for the computer animation, which is pretty great, and a work of art in and of itself, but also because it does a bang up job of telling you how a cell...&lt;br/&gt;
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The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/rbGUcScX7jc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/05/inner-life-of-cell.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?  (List #3)</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/2IOd5KvFn1g/how-much-wood-could-woodchuck-chuck.html</link><category>woodchuck</category><category>sweden</category><category>EPA</category><category>chuck norris</category><category>lists</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:42:52 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-5339063961316346287</guid><media:thumbnail url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_F3E082LY2XY/RkTAVJ2dXII/AAAAAAAAAM8/3DaVtKsnuDw/s72-c/woodchuck_edited-1.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>LIST #3

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

10. 550 board feet

9. None.  Woodchucks are just Groundhogs in disguise, furry bastards.

8. None.  Chuck Norris...&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/2IOd5KvFn1g" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/05/how-much-wood-could-woodchuck-chuck.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 5D</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/IW-Yuy9jzoQ/podcast-5d.html</link><category>podcast</category><category>mailbox</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 23:56:28 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-3465493918112717520</guid><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~5/SaVFJiGhAhQ/Podcast_5D.mp3" fileSize="14339018" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Podcast 5D Travels in Time What's in it? -time travel -lots of questions -Irving and Mailbox -What's ever become of Julie? -Piano that Irving Filled</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Podcast 5D Travels in Time What's in it? -time travel -lots of questions -Irving and Mailbox -What's ever become of Julie? -Piano that Irving Filled</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Tuba,variety,absurd,zany,strange,performance,art,spoken,word,music,science,storytelling,theater,carrots,incurable,allure,Chicago,humor,comedy,poetry,ukulele,Alaska,moose,computer,firefly</itunes:keywords><description>Podcast 5D
Travels in Time

What's in it?

-time travel
-lots of questions
-Irving and Mailbox
-What's ever become of Julie?
-Piano that Irving Filled&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/IW-Yuy9jzoQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/05/podcast-5d.html</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~5/SaVFJiGhAhQ/Podcast_5D.mp3" length="14339018" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://www.incurable-allure.com/files/Podcast_5D.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>My Coffee Table #1</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/vy3cnEhu0xY/my-coffee-table-1.html</link><category>photo</category><category>coffee table</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:42:52 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-2146018383790732140</guid><media:thumbnail url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_F3E082LY2XY/Ri_ae52dXHI/AAAAAAAAAM0/j6hZoiO7sSY/s72-c/coffee+table+1_edited-3.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>The first in a series.&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/vy3cnEhu0xY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/04/my-coffee-table-1.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 5C</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/wXA3xtZVdy0/podcast-5c.html</link><category>photo</category><category>woodchuck</category><category>chariots of fire</category><category>podcast</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:42:52 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-2523408335877383041</guid><media:thumbnail url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_F3E082LY2XY/Ri5nD3s0MEI/AAAAAAAAAMs/Q8G2UVaZ55Y/s72-c/candy+022.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~5/eczg8G0UIY4/Podcast_5C.mp3" fileSize="9346496" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Podcast 5C Chucks wood -The Woodchuck song -We're sleep deprived -The Homicidal computer -Chariots of Fire As always, send your weird questions to us at Aaron@incurable-allure.com</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Podcast 5C Chucks wood -The Woodchuck song -We're sleep deprived -The Homicidal computer -Chariots of Fire As always, send your weird questions to us at Aaron@incurable-allure.com</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Tuba,variety,absurd,zany,strange,performance,art,spoken,word,music,science,storytelling,theater,carrots,incurable,allure,Chicago,humor,comedy,poetry,ukulele,Alaska,moose,computer,firefly</itunes:keywords><description>Podcast 5C
Chucks wood

-The Woodchuck song
-We're sleep deprived
-The Homicidal computer
-Chariots of Fire

As always, send your weird questions to us at
Aaron@incurable-allure.com&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/wXA3xtZVdy0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/04/podcast-5c.html</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~5/eczg8G0UIY4/Podcast_5C.mp3" length="9346496" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://www.incurable-allure.com/files/Podcast_5C.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Podcast 5B</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/YdqkfNFW3Ls/podcast-5b.html</link><category>photo</category><category>allegory</category><category>podcast</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:42:52 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-8344336670056572</guid><media:thumbnail url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_F3E082LY2XY/RiAztpn0esI/AAAAAAAAAMc/iACXlkXlqiA/s72-c/5b4.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~5/vPgykF7w9GU/Podcast_5B.mp3" fileSize="14523757" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle> It's Friday the 13th, and Podcast 5B is out and about taking a shout out loud. Check it out at www.incurable-allure.com This podcast features "The Allegory of Dan" (as requested by Patrick, of St. Louis, Missouri) </itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop</itunes:author><itunes:summary> It's Friday the 13th, and Podcast 5B is out and about taking a shout out loud. Check it out at www.incurable-allure.com This podcast features "The Allegory of Dan" (as requested by Patrick, of St. Louis, Missouri) </itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Tuba,variety,absurd,zany,strange,performance,art,spoken,word,music,science,storytelling,theater,carrots,incurable,allure,Chicago,humor,comedy,poetry,ukulele,Alaska,moose,computer,firefly</itunes:keywords><description>It's Friday the 13th, and Podcast 5B is out and about taking a shout out loud.

Check it out at
www.incurable-allure.com
This podcast features "The Allegory of Dan"
(as requested by Patrick, of St....&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/YdqkfNFW3Ls" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/04/podcast-5b.html</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~5/vPgykF7w9GU/Podcast_5B.mp3" length="14523757" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://www.incurable-allure.com/files/Podcast_5B.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Rest in Peace Kurt Vonnegut</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/ELSmALfuHY4/rest-in-peace-kurt-vonnegut.html</link><category>death</category><category>Kurt Vonnegut</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:22:50 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-4159620111844889554</guid><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>Kurt Vonnegut
November 11, 1922 - April 11, 2007
Rest in Peace
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/ELSmALfuHY4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/04/rest-in-peace-kurt-vonnegut.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>The Window</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/EoyA5G6rBj4/window.html</link><category>photo</category><category>window</category><category>sick</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:42:55 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-8307245716422316836</guid><media:thumbnail url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_F3E082LY2XY/RhrO6VgjBSI/AAAAAAAAALU/PKA4NvxUPIw/s72-c/window+001.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>My view of the window from my couch, as I have been habitating it for the past 5 days while sick.
These were taken this morning, just after I woke up, and before I ralphed on the floor.

-A





&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/EoyA5G6rBj4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/04/window.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>West town</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/yYlnT3CdHVY/west-town.html</link><category>Chicago</category><category>photo</category><category>west town</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:42:56 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-6417908964241708440</guid><media:thumbnail url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_F3E082LY2XY/RhMsMlgjBNI/AAAAAAAAAKs/9TwHzTOOSsw/s72-c/west+town+001.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>Represent.&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/yYlnT3CdHVY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/04/west-town.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 5A</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/iLsPiK_M5JY/podcast-5a.html</link><category>podcast</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 00:21:53 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-3516419062983147188</guid><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~5/rZ8348NVXAA/Podcast_5A.mp3" fileSize="7182276" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>We're back from hiatus... Check it, yo. Podcast 5A Send us your quandaries, queries, and questions at Aaron@incurable-allure.com Subscribe in iTunes... </itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop</itunes:author><itunes:summary>We're back from hiatus... Check it, yo. Podcast 5A Send us your quandaries, queries, and questions at Aaron@incurable-allure.com Subscribe in iTunes... </itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Tuba,variety,absurd,zany,strange,performance,art,spoken,word,music,science,storytelling,theater,carrots,incurable,allure,Chicago,humor,comedy,poetry,ukulele,Alaska,moose,computer,firefly</itunes:keywords><description>We're back from hiatus...

Check it, yo.

Podcast 5A

Send us your quandaries, queries, and questions at
Aaron@incurable-allure.com

Subscribe in iTunes...
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/iLsPiK_M5JY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/04/podcast-5a.html</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~5/rZ8348NVXAA/Podcast_5A.mp3" length="7182276" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://www.incurable-allure.com/files/Podcast_5A.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Happy Passover</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/cTdvfQ_hRS0/happy-passover.html</link><category>passover</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:42:57 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-7169438646261581942</guid><media:thumbnail url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_F3E082LY2XY/RhHxs_XUtzI/AAAAAAAAAKk/J4DHjOFae7c/s72-c/893d08306b49d37a68b267c73228d7d551def40b.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>Happy Passover.  Here's wishing you syrupy wine and a constipation-free holiday.&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/cTdvfQ_hRS0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/04/happy-passover.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Recent Addictions #1</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/-h9TxXCn27I/recent-addictions-1.html</link><category>sunlight</category><category>zefrank</category><category>lascivious biddies</category><category>buffalo</category><category>bread</category><category>lions</category><category>scrubs</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:42:57 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-8387711149468626103</guid><media:thumbnail url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_F3E082LY2XY/RhBRcPXUtxI/AAAAAAAAAKU/hJLoZW3HXhk/s72-c/lionme_edited-1.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>1. The Show with zefrank
Especially the scrabble episode.  And I'm quite upset that I didn't find out about this a year ago.      Thanks a lot, Ze.
 2. Lions
                                         ...&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/-h9TxXCn27I" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/04/recent-addictions-1.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Harry the Door</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/8rL-nw2LWNo/harry-door.html</link><category>harry</category><category>door</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 20:26:42 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-1074567098126148931</guid><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>A door is a door is a door.
Or so they say.       But not this door.
This door was different.       This door’s name was Harry, which was already uncommon, as doors rarely have names.
Occasionally...&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
The Incurable Allure of Carrots...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~4/8rL-nw2LWNo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://incurable-allure.blogspot.com/2007/03/harry-door.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Chicago Avenue</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/HKvN/~3/roBZVBDEc3U/chicago-avenue.html</link><category>Chicago</category><category>street</category><category>lou gherigs disease</category><category>subway</category><category>poetry</category><author>aaron@incurable-allure.com (Aaron Philips and The Incurable Workshop)</author><pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 21:57:34 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31373556.post-9082212866375824103</guid><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>So, In an effort to get back to the good old days, where I was posting new stories and poetry and things like that, here's a vignette I wrote today.
-A

Chicago Avenue


It is Sunday, March  11, 2007...&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
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