HINDI JOKES SHAYRI & PHOTOS

Golmaal 3 (2010) Hindi Movie Watch online

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Khwaab Haqeekat Ho Jaaye

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 2 Oct 2010 06:09:00 -0700

Khwaab Haqeekat Ho Jaaye
Gar Unko Mohabbat Ho Jaaye

Raat Ko Nikle Jab Chhat Pe
Chaand Ko Hairat Ho Jaaye

Mehfil Me Roshan Ho Chehra
To Dil Me Qayaamat Ho Jaaye

Utha Le Vo Chilman Jo Apni
Dekho Naa Shararat Ho Jaaye

Raho Me Khade Hain Unki
Kab 'Ishk' Pe Inaayat Ho Jaaye

British Airlines

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 03:43:00 -0700

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ...?
OH, MY GOD!"

Silence followed!

Some moments later the Captain came back on the intercom.

"Ladies and Gentlemen. I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pant!"

One passenger Yelled ...

"For God's Sake...
...
...
You should see the Back of Mine

Mir Taqi Mir - Kiya Hai Ishq

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 03:15:00 -0700

Kya kahun tum se main ke kya hai ishq,
Jaan ka rog hai, bala hai ishq.

Ishq hi ishq hai jahaan dekho,
Saare aalam mein bhar raha hai ishq.

Ishq maashuq ishq aashiq hai,
Yaani apna hi mubtala hai ishq.

Ishq hai tarz-o-taur ishq ke taeen,
Kahin banda kahin Khuda hai ishq.

Kaun maqsad ko ishq bin pohuncha,
Aarzoo ishq wa mudda hai ishq.

Koi khwaahan nahin mahabbat ka,
Tu kahe jins-e-narawa hai ishq.

Mir ji zarad hote jaate hain,
Kya kahin tum ne bhi kiya hai ishq?

“Taraan-e-Hind” Sare Jahan Se acha. (ALAMA IQBAL)

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 03:01:00 -0700

Sare Jahan se achachha Hindustan hamara,
hum bulbulen hainiski yeh gulistan hamara!

Ghurbat men hon agar ham rehta hai dil watan men,
Samjho wahin hamen bhi dil ho jahan hamara!

Parbat woh sab se uncha hamsaya aasmaan ka,
woh santari hamara, woh pasban hamara!

Godi men khelti hain iski hazaron nadiyan,
Gulshan hai jinke dam se rashke jinan hamara

Aiy ab-e-rood-i-ganga ! woh din hain yaad tujhko,
utra tere kinare jab karavan hamara!

Mazhab nahin sikhata apas men bair rakhna
Hindi hain ham watan hai Hindustan hamara!

Yunan-o-misr-o-Roma sab mit gaye jahan se,
ab tak magar hai baqi nam-o-nishaan hamara!

Kuchh bat hai ki hasti mitthi nahin hamari,
sadiyon raha hai dushman daur-i-zaman hamara

Iqbal! koi mehram apna nahin jahan men
Ma'loom kya kisi ko dard-i-nihan hamara!

Ghalib ke Sher Main Mir ki Tafir

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 02:51:00 -0700

rekhta ke tum hi ustaad nahiN ho "GHalib"
kahte haiN agle zamane meN koi Meer bhi thA

[rekhta = Urdu]

3 Idiots 2009 PDVD HQ Full Movie

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 23:06:00 -0700

Badmash Company 2010 PDVD FULL MOVIE

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 23:03:00 -0700

Prince 2010 Hindi Watch Online

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Slumdog Millionaire 2008 Hindi Movie

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History Teacher

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 1 Nov 2009 21:36:00 -0800

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject.

It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.

Teacher: Why?

Student: There is no future in it.

NADAN BACHPAN

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 1 Sep 2009 23:43:00 -0700

kagaj ki kisti thi pani ka kinara tha,
khelne ki masti thi,yeh dil aawara tha,
kahan aa gaye samajdari ke daldal me,
vo nadan bachpan hi kitana pyara tha.

CHAL AKELA,CHAL AKELA,TERA MELA PEECHE CHOOTHA SAATHI CHAL AKELA

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:48:00 -0700

CHARLI CHAPLINE SHOW

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khakee

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:40:00 -0700

Taxi Number 9211

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:20:00 -0700

Chup Chupke 2006

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Cash 2007

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99 ( Hindi Movie 2009)

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Elephant & Ant

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:56:00 -0700

An Elephant meets an Ant!!
On Introduction:
Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai?
Elephant: Paanch Saal !!!
Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade !!!
Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY .
Elephant: Cheenti tumhari umar kitni hai ?

Ant: Tees Saal.

Elephant: Tees Saal aur itni chhoti.

Ant: Haan .... I AM A SANTOOR GIRL.... MERI TWACHA SEY
MERI UMAR KA PATA HI NAHI CHALTA !

GOLMAAL

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:52:00 -0700

Excuse Me

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:22:00 -0700

Style

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Apna Sapna Money Money

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HERA PHERI HINDI MOVIE

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