That's What She Said

Wishful Thinking

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Mon, 5 Jul 2010 14:47:00 -0400

Joey's life seems to have no meaning. He is stuck in a dead-end job without the slightest hint of a silver lining. That is until he meets the girl of his dreams, or at least dreams of her

How NOT to Breakup

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 14:55:00 -0400

Michelle is easily devastated by powerful Hollywood couples who are unable to keep their relationships together. She has to act fast before any further heartbreak happens. It is her mission to make sure couples work together, before capriciously ending a 3 month relationship.

Episode 12: Good Conversation

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 03:39:00 -0400

Julie continues her dating experiments, but now can't find anything interesting to talk about. She seeks the advice of her fellow hosts, but they're not the best at conversation either. So, Joey decides he must seek the answers from a mystery guest.

Answering Fanmail

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 13:54:00 -0400

Michelle was surprised to find that Joey had made a stop on his Goonies adventure in her living room. Rather than reacting like she normally does when she finds strange men in her living room, she decided to use the opportunity to answer some fanmail that has been collecting in her living room.

Bloopers and Outtakes Volume II

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 00:32:00 -0400

Most of the TWSS team is either on vacation or seeking bail money before their trial, so another round of bloopers and outtakes had to be posted to keep their audience from rioting...although rioting is one way Joey has to meet girls.

Bloopers and Outtakes-Volume 1

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Mon, 31 May 2010 17:07:00 -0400

The TWSS team has been shelling out their brand of humor and love advice since the beginning of the year. They decided to take a little vacation to catch some rays and figure out where Joey's boob obsession comes from. So enjoy some bloopers and outtakes while you wait for more brilliance to come your way.

Episode 11: How to Attract a Mate-Female Edition

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Mon, 24 May 2010 07:09:00 -0400

The "Makeover Team" finally managed to find a suitable female to transform from an Ugly Duckling to a Graceful Swan....even if Tara had to hold their hands while working.

What to do on a Date

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Fri, 21 May 2010 13:15:00 -0400

A 1950s instructional film telling teens what they should do on a date.

Long Distance Relationships

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Mon, 17 May 2010 00:16:00 -0400

Our west coast cameraman, Brian, has been searching high and low for the perfect woman. He finally found a lovely lady who liked him for his personality, but the only problem was the hundreds of miles that separated them. Michelle had some words of advice for them on how to make it work and overcome the distance.

Episode 10: Dopamine and Pair Bonding

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Mon, 10 May 2010 19:30:00 -0400

Tara sent the "Makeover Team" on an assignment to find a girl who wanted to go from "frumpy" to "fabulous". Unfortunately, Julie began showing signs of dopamine deficiency in relation to pair-bonding, so Tara had to come to the rescue.

Julie Kicks Joey's Face

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Wed, 5 May 2010 23:54:00 -0400

Joey and Julie were training for an upcoming episode when their adrenaline got the better of them. Fortunately for Joey it wasn't the first time that a girl has bloodied his face.

Michelle's Clip Show

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Mon, 3 May 2010 12:30:00 -0400

Due to the overwhelming attention Michelle has been receiving from some of her loyal fans, she decided to move to a much nicer place in Hollywood. Unfortunately all the packing and unpacking has taken up a lot of her time, so the TWSS producers put together a clip show to remind their audience how much she has taught us so far. Enjoy!

Episode 9: Our Five Senses

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 02:28:00 -0400

The producers of "That's What She Said" recently opened up a time capsule that they dug up in their backyard. To their surprise they uncovered a rare educational video from the early 1950s that seemed awfully similar to their show. It even starred two characters named Julie and Joey. What are the odds?

Q & A with Michelle-Celebrity Mail

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:41:00 -0400

Michelle has been receiving a lot of fan mail recently. So much that she hasn't had a chance to read through every single one. Instead of risking missing a juicy letter from some lonely filipino, she decided to answer some of the more high profile ones first.

Men's Brain, Women's Brain

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 11:55:00 -0400

Mark Gungor, a nationally renowned relationship expert, talks about the main differences in the brains of Men and Women. This is from his DVD seminar, "Laugh Your Way to a Better Marriage".

Episode 8: Pheromones and Attraction

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:03:00 -0400

Julie heard about a chemical that was being sold that would heighten female arousal, and she wanted to find out for herself if it would work. She decided to do some investigative "journalism" but didn't have a subject to test her theory on. Luckily Joey is a gullible sack, so she set out on her scientific journey and captured it all on tape.

Dates Under $5

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Mon, 5 Apr 2010 20:30:00 -0400

After watching Joey's frugal dates, Michelle decided she needed to start being more cost conscious with her love life. Could she find ways to have a romantic evening for under $5? To aid her in her quest, Michelle sought the advice from one of Hollywood's "premier" cheap daters.

Episode 7: Dating in a Rough Economy

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:19:00 -0400

The unemployment rate is almost at 10%, they're making drastic cuts at your office, and you have to cut back on your Starbucks Mocha Latte. The economy is in rough shape, but that doesn't mean you can't still have a thriving romantic relationship. Our "experts" give you some tips on how to keep that money in your wallet, but continue the action in the bedroom.

Losing the Relationship Weight

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 13:35:00 -0400

So you've just gotten out of a rocky relationship and are ready to get back onto the market, but you want to look your best? Michelle, with the help of a celebrity trainer, will show you how to shed those unwanted pounds and find the love you are looking for. If you're already in great shape, then you'll at least get to see what Michelle thinks is a nutritional breakfast.

How Men Communicate

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:01:00 -0400

John Gray, the best-selling author of "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus", offers valuable insights and tips such as why communication is the key to keeping passion alive, how to score "points" with your mate, and how the sexes differ in coping with stress and their need for support.

Tara's Hair Poll

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:15:00 -0400

A few weeks ago Tara posted a Poll asking viewers how long she should grow her hair. The results have been tabulated and she is announcing the outcome to the world.

Episode 6: The Makeover Show

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:46:00 -0400

Julie, Tara, and Joey came to the realization that in order to create or further their relationships they needed to take some drastic measures. Since they have been working on themselves from the inside, they took the opportunity to work on themselves from the outside. Some things worked, while other things just caused pain...actually most of the stuff they tried caused pain.

The Break-Up Addiction

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:24:00 -0500

Cocaine, Alcohol, Love. What do these things have in common? All three can affect your brain in an addictive manner. New research has found that being in love or in a relationship can increase the neurotransmitter Dopamine in the brain. Dopamine is the "feel-good" chemical that gives you a feeling of euphoria. So, when the heart is broken there are actual physiological signs of withdrawal in those with addictive pre-dispositions. You may think your ex is acting a little crazy, but that just may be because love was their drug of choice.

How to Breakup with Someone

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Mon, 8 Mar 2010 14:33:00 -0500

Are you sick and tired of that emo wussy boy crying every time he sees a Hallmark commercial? Are you pining for a ruggedly handsome, albeit a little on the shorter side, filipino? Well the first thing you'll need to do is get rid of that dead weight that is keeping you from the greener pasture. Michelle sits down with famed author and breakup expert, Kelsey Johns, to find out some tips and tricks on breaking up with someone.

Can you handle the truth?

twssshow@gmail.com (Joey Cabrera) — Sat, 6 Mar 2010 15:49:00 -0500

In relationships, do men want a woman who can handle and dish out the truth, or do they really prefer an emotionally vulnerable women??

OK....so I am asking this question because not for the first time i have been accused of being too masculine. Yup, me. Not physically, mind you, but emotionally. I mean I am the stereotypical girly girl.... I get my manicures and pedicures twice a month and my hair styled every other week as well. I wear my MAC lip-gloss daily as well as my eyeliner..and i will FIGHT you for that last pair of Gucci stilettos in a size 7.

I have never met a pencil skirt i didn't love. So how is it I am accused of being masculine?? It is because I am in touch and in total control of my emotions...(well, at least 3 weeks out of the month)... and because I LIKE the truth. No....like....I really do. A lot of women say they want the truth, but in reality they don't. I require the real, 100%, this might hurt you, unedited version of the truth.

Your opinion or your thoughts on where this relationship may or may not be going DOES matter to me...Now understand...if i cut off our friendship/relationship, and choose to never speak to you again it doesn't mean my feelings are hurt...it simply means that I probably wasn't completely in favor of what you said and i simply decided that you weren't worth the time nor effort for me to explain or debate that i feel differently than you.... which makes me wonder....am I, the girliest girl i know.... and still too masculine? Or wait...could it be that I am just completely spoiled....I mean....maybe I am not as in touch with my feelings as I thought.....