Ye Dunia

Boss will b BOSS Forever.....................

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Thu, 1 Oct 2015 14:42:00 +0530

सऊदी अरब की फूटबाल टीम

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Wed, 23 Sep 2015 10:42:00 +0530

फेसबूक स्टेटस को कैसे परिवर्तित करें (How To Edit Facebook Status)

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Sat, 28 Sep 2013 07:53:00 +0530

Catch That Moment !

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Wed, 28 Aug 2013 09:50:00 +0530

Catch That Moment !

Yikes, let me outta here!

OUCH!!

OMG Help me!! I changed my mind. I don't want to do this

Hey, that's pretty cool. Wonder if I can do it again

Please take a look

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Wed, 28 Aug 2013 09:45:00 +0530

Look at picture first, then read!!!!!

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These are signs in Japanese metro trains,
'Priority seats for ................',
From left to right:
1. Person with injured arm
2. Person holding a child
3. Pregnant woman
4. Person with injured leg

Not at all what U thought !!!

One Wheeler bike R u ready to ride?

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Sat, 13 Jul 2013 16:44:00 +0530

The One wheeler Bike

How Girlz rate Guyz?

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Sat, 13 Jul 2013 10:46:00 +0530

How Girlz rate Guyz?

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.

It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you:

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% just a friend %

Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Aaditya, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"

Aaditya: "Where are you going Shilpa??"

Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph! ).

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% Good Friend %

You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you.

Aaditya calls: "Hi Shilpa",

Shilpa: "Hi Aaditya. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"

(Shilpa calls back after two days)

Shilpa: "What do you want Aaditya? Why did you call that day?".

Aaditya: "Generally".

Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."

Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.

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% Very good friend %

Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.

She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone.

Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.

Shilpa: "You know Aaditya, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like me anymore. And yesterday I saw him with another girl".

Aaditya: "Who is Shekhar??"

Shilpa : "My boyfriend."

Aaditya: Oh! Ok.

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% Best Friend %

You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you.

And don't be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun.

Aaditya Shopping. Aaditya Movie. Aaditya Coffee. Aaditya,you pay. I am having fun.

Aaditya is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.

Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends

Aaditya. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."

Aaditya: What?? (Aaditya drinks all night).

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% Best of the Best Friends %

Ok now you are really special.

You are dad-cum-boyfriend- cum-brother- cum-everything.

Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl.

You take her around.

You make her project.

You do her assignments.

You are allowed to take her doggie around.

You can hold hands on the beach.

You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along).

But but but... Don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.

Shilpa: "Hi Aaditya. I am getting engaged to Shekhar. Shekhar this is Aaditya, he is my bestest friend".

Aaditya: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Aaditya's wrist).

Aaditya is now heart broken and wrist broken.

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% Boyfriend %

Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone!

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Now ~ where you stand?

We are Bringing public Awarness. Share it to as many boys you know.

Save a Boys Life.

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Two women at Traffic Signal

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Thu, 11 Jul 2013 12:13:00 +0530

Wud u like to stay in a cave

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Thu, 11 Jul 2013 11:49:00 +0530

Wud u like to stay in a cave

Worth Reading!!

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Thu, 11 Jul 2013 11:42:00 +0530

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.

The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway;

it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.

They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.

At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.

Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well.
He was astonished at what he saw.

With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.

He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal,

he would shake it off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey

stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

MORAL :

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.

The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up.

Each of our troubles is a stepping stone.

We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up!
Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less from people but more from God.

You have two choices...smile and close this page,

or pass this along to someone else to share the lesson

....... I did!!

GOD BLESS YOU....!

How Japanese people take pictures !!!!!!!.................

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Tue, 2 Jul 2013 16:46:00 +0530

How Japanese people take pictures !!!!!!!.................

Research is going on..... Reason not found yet.

Bang ur head on the wall if u dont know the answer!!

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Tue, 2 Jul 2013 16:28:00 +0530

Recently a company had participated in IIM's Placement Sessions. They asked some interesting questions to students during recruitment.

Here are some of them:-

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1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?

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2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?

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3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water.

The tide rises at 12 inches every 15minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?

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4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?

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5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?

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6. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die?

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7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?

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8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first?

Same question, but the location is in Canada ?

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9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.

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10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?

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11. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?

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1. The word "incorrectly. "

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2. 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.

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3. None, the boat rises with the tide. Googly ;-)

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4. White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the North pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.

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5. Three. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition.

So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.

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6. Sloppy is a (gold)fish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked his goldfish-bowl off the table, and it broke, killing him.

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7. None. No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt.

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8. Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits the bottom of the bucket last. Did you think that the water in the 30 degree F bucket is frozen? Think again.

The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it. Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down...

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9. The time and month/date/year American style calendar are 12:34, 5/6/78.

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10. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.

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11. The temperature.

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Why india get so many Testing Projects ???????

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Mon, 1 Jul 2013 16:03:00 +0530

CHINA'S CRH2

TAIWAN's THSR

KOREA's KTX

JAPAN's SHINKANJEN

SPAIN's AVE

UK's EUROSTAR

FRANCE TGV

DUBAI's Metro

INDIA's ALL ABOARD

Check Out the LADDER

(ONLY WE USED TO TO TEST THE PRODUCTS AT THE EXTREME CONDITIONS NATURALLY)

27th Letter of English Alphabet ??

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Mon, 1 Jul 2013 15:27:00 +0530

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R U looking for the answer ??
Very Good ..
Which School ..???

Ready For The WORLD WAR III???

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Mon, 1 Jul 2013 14:58:00 +0530

Don't worry about World War III...

Just sit back, relax and watch because now the Special Forces will take off World War III

स्वंत्रतता दिवस की चोसठ्वी सुबह सभी को मुबारक

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 08:47:00 +0530

जनम जनम का साथ है

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 13:37:00 +0530

यह गाना भीगी पलकें फिल्म का है जो की 1982 में प्रदर्शित हुई थी

गीत के बोल इस प्रकार हैं

जनम, जनम का साथ हैं तुम्हारा हमारा
अगर ना मिलते इस जीवन में, लेते जनम दुबारा
जनम, जनम का ...
जब से घूमी धरती, सूरज चाँद, सितारे
तब से मेरी निगाहें, समजे तेरे इशारे
रूप बदल कर साजन मैंने, फिर से तुम्हे पुकारा
जनम, जनम का ...
प्यार के पंख लगा के, दूर कही उड़ जाए
जहां हवाएं गम की, हम तक पहुच ना पाए
खुशियों की खुशबू से, महके घर संसार हमारा

जनम, जनम का साथ हैं तुम्हारा हमारा
अगर ना मिलते इस जीवन में, लेते जनम दुबारा

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पर्स चोर की विफलता और नाराज भीड़ का गुस्सा

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Sun, 6 Jun 2010 08:42:00 +0530

ज्यादा तो कुछ नहीं बस वीडियो देखिये

चीन में पर्स चोरी, बेचारा पर्स चोर

Avatar (Two-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo) [Blu-ray]

लापता बारात

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Mon, 8 Feb 2010 14:15:00 +0530

बारात में जब दूल्हा किसी अन्य वाहन में होता है और बाराती अन्य वाहन में तो अक्सर बाराती पहले पहुँच जाते हैं, ऐसी ही मेरे मित्र की बारात में मैं भी गया और यह हुआ

जिंदगी की ज़रुरत में आने वाली पांच बोतलें

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 10:24:00 +0530

जिंदगी की ज़रुरत में आने वाली पांच बोतलें

सेब का वृक्ष और एक लड़का

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Wed, 6 Jan 2010 12:10:00 +0530

एक बार एक वृक्ष था और एक था लड़का

हम सभी के जीवन में सेब का वृक्ष होता है और ये होते हैं हमारे माता पिता

कुछ शानदार रास्ते

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Tue, 5 Jan 2010 12:20:00 +0530

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Tue, 6 Jun 2006 12:44:00 +0530

My passport size photo when I was only 19 years old.

ईं क ताईं भी देख ल्यो न

noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Tue, 23 May 2006 18:19:00 +0530

मेरा मित्र मोडलिंग फोटोग्राफी सीख कर आया तो उसने कहा कि वो मेरे उपर प्रयोग करेगा। उसने मुझे बुलाकर मेरे फोटो खींचे, प्रस्तुत है उसमें से दो फोटो।
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noreply@blogger.com (Yugal) — Tue, 23 May 2006 18:19:00 +0530