All About Money with Brijesh Gupta

Basics of Money to Get Rich - Mini Course

2020-05-06T11:44:00.003+05:30

Hello Everyone,

अपने 10-12 video की series मैं start कर चूका हूँ

इस course का structure कुछ इस तरह का है -

1) Motivation and Basics
2) Personal Finance
3) Savings
4) Investment
5) Growth
6) Advance

1) Motivation and Basics

I) Financial Motivation

1st thing 1st, you must believe that you can get rich. Even 10,000 की salary कमाने वाला भी करोड़पति बन सकता है अगर वो पैसो को लेकर discipline बना के रखता है .
and I have explained about discipline and power of knowledge in this video -

II) Mindset of Rich Person

अब जब आपको पता चल गया है की अमीर कोई भी बन सकता है तो जोसबसे पहली चीज़ आपको करनी है
वो है अपना minset change करना. वैसे सोचना जैसे एक अमीर सोचता है और वो आप ये वीडियो देख कर सीख सकते है -

III) Basics of Money and getting Rich

अमीर तो सब बनना चाहते है लेकिन अमीर बनने के लिए अपको शुरुआत कैसे करनी है उसकी summary मैंने इस वीडियो में दी है, बाद में मैं इसको और विस्तार में भी बताऊंगा

और इसी के साथ पहला section पूरा होता है अब इसके बाद मैं सुरु करूँगा Personal Finance यानि की अपने जीवन में आर्थिक बदलाव कैसे सुरु करे

I'm on YouTube

2020-05-02T14:20:00.003+05:30

Yes one more thing. I'm doing more of video blogging and using YouTube's platform. Please go though this link and subscribe my channel :

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I'm Back!

2020-05-02T14:17:00.000+05:30

Hey Everyone,
It's been long since i have used this blog.
पूरे 7 साल बाद वापस आया हूँ वो भी इस lock-down की वजह से. A lot happened in this time.

मैं Business करने में व्यस्त था.
And now that i am back i would to share same financial knowledge which i have accumulate in all this time. This blog is no longer a funny content blog. I am going to use this a educational blog at least by the time i am active on this.

Cheers!

New HR Policy For Productivity

2013-12-11T21:15:00.000+05:30

Dress Code-

You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
If we see you wearing PRADA shoes, carrying GUCCI bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nice clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
IF you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Leave-

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as a proof of sickness. If you are able to go to doctor, you are able to come to work too. Only a death certificate is acceptable. That too, would be valid till the funeral. You's have to continue the office after the funeral.

Casual Leave-

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They would be called Saturdays and Sundays.

Bathroom Breaks-

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet, and the employees feel proud that they are being paid to poop. there is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper and muslin towel will retract, that stall door will be open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company's bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's metal health policy.

Lunch Break-

Skinny people get a 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so they can look healthy. Normal people will get 15 minutes for lunch to get a meal good enough to keep them alive in their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a slim-Fast.

Regards,
HR.

Real Indian

2013-05-19T18:32:00.001+05:30

भारतीय वो होता है:-

● जो Free की चीजो को कभी न छोड़े.

● जो घर में paint करवाने के बाद paint वाली बाल्टी को कम से कम 5 पांच साल इसतेमाल करे

● जो T.V remote के cell खत्म होने के बावजूद remote को पिटता है

● जो मिठाई की दुकान पर taste करने के लिए मिठाई जरुर मांगे.

● जो पुराने कैलेंडर को पन्नो को कॉपीयो का कवर बना के इस्तेमाल कर ले.

● जो मोबाइल balance में से कम्पनी द्वारा 5 रूपए कटे जाने पे कम्पनी के toll free customer care number पे customer care वाले को गाली सुना दे.

● जो ये post पढ़ के खुश हो रहे है वो भी एक भारतीय ही हो सकता है.

सर्वजन हिताय

2013-04-17T23:31:00.002+05:30

अगर आप अपने हाथ पर अपनी प्रेमिका का नाम जलती सिगरेट, ब्लेड इत्यादि से लिख चुके है लेकिन फिर भी आपको लगता है कि आपकी प्रेमिका को आपके प्यार पर विश्वास नहीं है तो एक बार उसका नाम अपने जायजाद के कागजात पर लिख कर अंतिम कोशिश कर लीजिये.

सैसी प्रेमीओ के हित में जारी

अगर आपको लगता है की कोई आपका इंतज़ार नहीं करता तो आप एक पब्लिक टॉयलेट में घुस जाये और 2 घंटे तक बैठे रहे. जब आप बाहर आएंगे तो कोई ना कोई आपका इंतज़ार कर ही रहा होगा.
रोतलू हित में जारी

रोतलू हित में जारी

अगर ब्रेक-अप के बाद आपकी गर्लफ्रेंड आपसे आपको दिए गए वॉलेट, घडी, टी-शर्ट, डीओ जैसे गिफ्ट की वापसी की मांग करती है तो आप भी उनसे उन पर खर्च किया गया 'पेट्रोल' की मांग रख दीजिये.

बॉयफ्रेंड हित में जारी

अगर आपको (पेटुओ को) लगता है की आपकी संगीति की बजह से आपका कोई मित्र मोटा होता जा रहा है और आप उसकी मदद करना चाहते है तो आज से ही अपने खाने का सारा बिल उस मित्र को अदा करने दे, जल्द ही वो दीवालिया होने के डर से आपका साथ छोड़ देगा और पतला हो जायेगा.

मोटापा-ग्रस्त एवं पेटू बजट जुगाड़ हित में जारी

अगर आपको लगता है की आपके सभी मित्र आपकी जयेजात के पीछे पड़े है, आपके पीठ पीछे आपको बुरा-भला कहते है और कोई भी आपको प्रेम नहीं करता तो पब्लिक में कुछ भी लिखने या बोलने से पहले जिम ज्वाइन कर ले और फेसबुक पर ‘मर्द’, 'मूछे हो तो नत्थूलाल जैसी' पेज को लाइक कर ले ताकि लोगो को आपका औरत होने पर शक ना जाए.

औरतियाने वालो (न) मर्दों के हित में जारी

When a men writes advice columms

2013-03-09T21:33:00.000+05:30

Dear John,
I hope you can help me. The other day i was set off for work, leaving my husband in house watching TV. My car stalled then it broke down about a mile down the road and i have to walk back to get my husband's help. When i get back home i couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with our neighbor's daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When i confronted him he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for past six months. He won't go to counseling and i'm afraid i am a wreak and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheela.

Dear Sheela,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wire. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope This helps.

John

Differences between Music Genres

2013-03-09T21:13:00.002+05:30

Sentence:- I saw a Flower.

RAP:-
Yo! I was hangin' wit my mutherfuckin' homies and we saw a mutherfuckin' flowa' in a mutherfuckin' garden.

Pop:-
I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower.
It had blue petals; blue petals, blue petals.

Rock:-
In field where nothing grew but weeds i found a flower at my feet, bending there in my direction.

Metal:-
AARRSSGHGGHHHH - FLOOOOOWWWWWWEEEEERRRR!!!!!
AAAAhhhAhhAGAGAAAAAHHHHH - IN A FIELD!!!

Country:-
I was ridin' a tractor and i was drinkin' a beer bur then i saw a puberty little flower and i said- "Hey, yall! It's one of dem flowers!"

How to crack (not really) Personal Interview

2013-02-06T10:27:00.000+05:30

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from Baban Rao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.

Interviewer: Baban Rao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it. What happened is – due to cricket world cup I scored badly in 12th. I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him ‘baap’) – “I can’t invest so much of money”. No baap actually said – “I will never waste so much of money on you”. So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name – Baban Rao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.

Interviewer: Ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.
Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6!
Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot. I think they should ban it.

Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.
Candidate: No no, I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?
Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it. In fact, when I flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in EST (Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative.

Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher studies?
Candidate: He he he, are you kidding? Completing ‘lower’ education itself was so much of pain!!

Interviewer: Let’s talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked?
Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platforms. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)

Interviewer: And which languages have you used?
Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?
Candidate: It is a common sense – C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new language VD!

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?
Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.

Interviewer: What is your general project experience?
Candidate: My general experience about projects is – most of the times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?
Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata Info Tech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows.

Interviewer: Do you have any project management experience?
Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn’t be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone calls and use speaker facility. And very important – I know few words like – ‘Showstoppers ‘ , ‘hot fixes’, ‘SEI-CMM’, ‘quality’, ‘version control’, ‘deadlines’ , ‘Customer Satisfaction’ etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?
Candidate: Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand.
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress Code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there are Olympics coming up in China in the current year, I don’t mind going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don’t have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?

Interviewer: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before and that is why I kept on asking you questions. Welcome to INFOSYS.

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The fellow was appointed in a newly created section ‘Stress Management’ in the HRD of Infosys.

Courtesy:- Copy/Paste

भारत बनाम इंडिया (India Vs. Bharat)

2012-12-14T09:12:00.000+05:30

भारत में गांव है, गली है, चौबारा है।
इंडिया में सिटी है, माल है, पंचतारा है।

भारत में घर है, चबूतरा है, दालान है।
इंडिया में फ्लैट और मकान है।

भारत में काका है, बाबा है, दादा है, दादी है।

इंडिया में अंकल आंटी की आबादी है।

भारत में खजूर है, जामुन है, आम है।
इंडिया में मैगी, पिज़्ज़ा, माजा का नकली आम है।

भारत में मटके है, दोने है, पत्तल है।
इंडियामें पालीथीन, वाटर व वाइन की बोतल है।

भारत में गाय है, गोबर है, कंडे है।
इंडिया में सेहत नाशी चिकन बिरयानी व अन्डे है।

भारत में दूध है, दही है, लस्सी है।
इंडिया में खतरनाक विस्की, कोक व पेप्सी है।

भारत में रसोई है, आंगन है, तुलसी है।
इंडिया में रूम है, कमोड की कुर्सी है।

भारत में कथड़ी है, खटिया है, खर्राटे है।
इंडिया में बेड है, डनलप है और करवटें है।

भारत में मंदिर है, मंडप है, पंडाल है।
इंडियामें पब है, डिस्को है, हॉल है।

भारत में गीत है, संगीत है, रिदम है।
इंडिया में डांस है, पॉप है, आइटम है।

भारत में ममेरी, फुफेरी, चचेरी बहन है।
इंडिया में सब के सब कजन है।

भारत में पीपल है, बरगद है, नीम है।
इंडियामें ड्राइंग रूम की वाल पर ये सीन है।

भारत में आदर है, प्रेम है, सत्कार है।
इंडिया में स्वार्थ, नफ़रत और दुत्कार है।

भारत में हजारो भाषा है, बोली है।
इंडियामें एक अंग्रेजी ही बडबोली है।

भारत सीधा है, सहज है, सरल है।
इंडिया धूर्त है, चालाक है, कुटिल है।

भारत में संतोष है, सुख है, चैन है।
इंडिया बदहवास, दुखी, बेचैन है।

क्यों कि...................
भारत को देवो ने, वीरो ने रचाया है।

इंडिया को लालची अंग्रेजो ने बसाया है।

(जालंधर से प्रकाशित 'पथिक सन्देश' के अक्टूबर माह से अवतरित)

Imran Hashmi in Hindi Chapter

2012-09-14T22:20:00.001+05:30

प्रश्न :- प्रसंग सहित व्याक्या करो-

"भीगे होंठ तेरे, प्यासा दिल मेरा"

सन्दर्भ:- ये वाक्य बॉलीवुड के प्रसिद्ध कवि संत श्री इमरान हाशमी जी कि रचना 'मर्डर' के 'भीगे होंठ' से ली गयी है.

प्रसंग:- इस कविता में कवि ने पानी की महानता को समझाया है.

व्याख्या:- इस कविता में कवि मायावी मल्लिका शेरावत को संबोधित करते हुए पानी का महत्वता समझाते हैं कि अगर आपके होठो पर एक बूँद भी पानी हो तो सामने जो भी प्यासा है उसे पिला दो. पानी कि एक बूँद भी व्यर्थ न हो सके.

विशेष:- इन वाकयो से हमे कवि के कमीने होने का पता चलता है.

Greatest Marketing and Business Ideas of All Time

2012-06-17T09:56:00.001+05:30

IDEA - 01

A beggar found Rs.100/-
He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner.
Bill = Rs.3000/-
Manager handed him to police.
He gave Rs.100/- to police and got free.
There you go.

Financial Management without MBA.

IDEA - 02

Form a Factory of condom and name it 'DIPPER CONDOMS'

And every Truck of country will free advertise you.

"USE DIPPER AT NIGHT"

More coming :p

Power of Media

2012-06-16T07:35:00.001+05:30

A king's servant enrolled his donkey in a race and won.

The local newspaper read:-
"SERVANT'S ASS WON"

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant not to enter his donkey in another race.

Next day the newspaper headline read:-
"KING SCRATCHES SERVANT'S ASS"

This was too much for the king. He ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. Servant gave his donkey to queen.

The local paper heading the news:-
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN THE TOWN"

The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 500.

Next day paper read:-
"QUEEN SOLD HER ASS FOR 500"

This was too much, king ordered queen to buy back the donkey and lead it to the Jungles.

The next day headlines:-
"QUEEN ANNOUNCED HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE"

The king was buried next day. :-D

न्यूज़ रीडर का लव लैटर (रसीले प्रेम पत्र-2)

2012-04-14T22:50:00.006+05:30

मेरी प्रिये मधुरवाणी,

यह टनकपुर है, इस समय दोपहर के ठीक 12 बज कर 13 मिनट और 14 सेकंड हुए है. अब तुम अपने पति से अपने घर का समाचार सुनो . जब से तुम अपनी सहेलिओ के साथ पिकनिक मनाने हिल स्टेशन गयी हो तब से यहाँ का वातावरण शांतिपूर्ण है. परन्तु कभी कभी हमारे पिंकी और बबलू के झगड़ो की वजह से स्थिति तनावपूर्ण हो जाती है. तुम्हारे माईके से प्राप्त समाचारों के अनुसार पिछले सप्ताह तुम्हारे मामाजी ने अपना बयान जारी करते हुए कहा है कि भविष्य में अब वो कभी बाथरूम में अपना पैर नहीं रखेंगे......

और अभी-अभी विश्वस्त सूत्रों से समाचार मिला है कि बबलू और पिंकी में दोबारा फसाद प्रारंभ हो गया है. बबलू ने पिंकी कि पेंसिल तोड दी और पिंकी ने बबलू के बाल नोच लिए थे. इस कारण बेडरूम के छेत्र में तनाव काफी बढ़ गया है, तुम्हारी कांच कि अलमारी को छति पहुंची है किन्तु मैंने ठीक समय पे पहुच के स्थिति को नियंत्रण में ले लिया. दोनों पक्षो में समझौता कराने का प्रयास जारी है. मैंने बेडरूम के छेत्र में कर्फू लगा दिया है. दोनों कि हरकतों पे कड़ी नज़र रखी जा रही है. शाम तक स्थिति शांत हो जाएगी.

और अब मौसम की जानकारी, आसमान साफ़ है, धूप निकली है. छत पर कपडे सूख रहे है. किचन में दूध उबल रहा है, सब्जी जल रही है. किचन अस्त-व्यस्त और मैं पस्त हूँ. अतः तुमसे अनुरोध है की अपनी पिकनिक स्थगित करके शीघ्र वापस आ जाओ. इसी के साथ घर के समाचार समाप्त हुए, नमस्कार.

तुम्हारा पति,
राज शरण भारती

पुलिस इंस्पेक्टर का लव लैटर (रसीले प्रेम पत्र-1)

2012-04-02T12:27:00.005+05:30

डी. एस. पी. (डब्बू, शामू और पप्पू) की माँ,
सदा ख़बरदार रहो,

तुम्हारे घर से मौकाए-फरार हुए पुरे तीन हफ्ते हो चुके है. मैंने तुम्हे सिर्फ दो हफ्तों की मोहलत दी थी मगर मियाद पूरी होने के बावजूद तुम वापस नहीं लौटी इसलिए मैं तुम्हे इस ख़त के रूप में वार्रेंट भेज रहा हूँ, मैं तुम्हे आखरी वार्निंग देता हूँ अगर ख़त मिलने के बाद दो दिन के अन्दर डी. एस. पी. सहित तुमने अपने आपको मेरे हवाले नहीं किया तो मैं ससुराल में छापा मारने पहुँच जाऊंगा.

तुम नहीं जानती डी. एस. पी. की माँ कि तुम्हारे बिना ये घर सूनी हवालात सा लगता है. तुम्हारी शक्की नजरो कि कसम बगैर तुम्हारे न मेरा दिल पीनो को करता है (रम) न खाने को (रिश्वत). तुम्हारे गम में मैं गुंडों को पीटता रहता हूँ.

दिन भर तुम्हारी यादो में खोया रहता हूँ,
रात भर ड्यूटी पे सोया रहता हूँ.

इसिलए मेरे इलाके में चोरिया, डकैतिया, लूटमार बढ गयी है. चोर-उच्चको कि मौज आ गयी है. वो साले हरामखोर (तुम्हारे भाई नहीं) मुझ से पूछे बिना जनता को लूट रहे है. यह मैं हर्गिस बर्दास्त नहीं कर सकता इसिलए तुम्हारी खैरियत इसी में है कि तुम फ़ौरन अपने माइके का इलाका छोड़ दो वर्ना........

तुम्हारा रौबदार पति,
गर्जन सिंह

धमकीपुर.

Celebrities Passwords

2012-01-28T21:30:00.002+05:30

Abhishek Bachchan:- Paa_sWord

Amitabh Bachchan:- Rekha

Sharukh khan:- pppppasword

Msdhuri Dixit:- 12345678910111213

Shahid Kapur:- Paffword

Bill Gates:- pMSword

Barack Obama:- TheBlackHouse

Deve Gowda:- zzZZZ

Sunil Bharti Mittal:- khuljaSIMSIM

Vijay Mallya:- calenderShouldHave20moths

ACP Pradyuman:- daya_the_door_braker

Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar:- India

Rahul Dravid:- NothingShallPass

Saurav Ganguly:- Iamthebest

Navjot Singh Sidhu:- lol

Emraan Hashmi:- Muaaaaah

Nana Patekar:- kaeKOpoocha!

Gabbar Singh:- aakThoo!!

Rajnikant:- YouGottaBeKiddingMe (He don't need a password)

Diseases In Bollywood Style

2012-01-28T21:14:00.000+05:30

1. Jiya jale jan jale, Raat bhar dhuwa chale
= FEVER

2. Tadap tadap k dil se aah nikalti rahi
= HEART ATTACK

3. Bidi jalayile jigar se piya, Jigar ma badi aag hai
= ACIDITY

4. Tujhme Rab dikhta hai, yara main kya kru?
= MOTIYABIND

5. Tujhe yad na meri ayi kisi se ab kya kahna
= LOW MEMORY

6. Man dole mera tan dole
= MIRGI

7. Juda hoge bhi tu mujhme kanhi baaki hai
= LOOSE MOTION

7 Things That Boys and Girls Do in an Exam Hall

2011-11-27T18:43:00.000+05:30

7 Things Girls Do In an Exam Hall

1. Write
2. Tuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
4. Change the Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing

7 Things Boys Do In an Exam Hall

1. Count the Number of Girls
2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor
3. Count how many windows and doors
4. Revising the Location of Chits in the Pockets
5. Seeing the Brand Name of the Pen
6. Regretting Wasting the Last Night Studying
7. Think to study well at least for next Exam

And After Exams-

Girls:
You Know Paper Was Bit Hard,
It was so Lengthy I Couldn't Draw a Diagram.
I am Going to Fail (Means 80+ Marks)

Boys:
It's Fun Yaar,
Saala Ek Raat Padh Ke Paas
Let's hit the Bar.

Agree or not?? ;)

Professor explaining marketing concepts to Students

2011-06-14T18:02:00.000+05:30

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she

goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"

MF Hussain: Face Off

2011-06-09T19:40:00.000+05:30

Thursday 9 June 2011, MF Hussain died in a hospital of London. He was 95.
He was maybe one of the great painters of current era but being an Indian he has been set off because of his view towards Hindu religion.
Check this presentation-

MF Hussain’s Hypocrisy

What is KISS??

2011-03-24T09:29:00.000+05:30

In Maths-

Kiss is the shortest Distance between two Lips.

In Physics-

Kiss is process of charging human body.

In computer-

Kiss is a local area network in which two bodies are connected without any data cable.

In Economics-

Kiss is a process In which demand is always higher than supply.

New system of Examination (E-20)

2011-01-20T21:40:00.000+05:30

The Craze of Cricket is really improved by T-20 and IPL.

So we should also change our Examination System in order to increase the craze of exams among Students

Here are few steps to make it better-

1) Exam time should decrease to 1.5 hour and Marks up to 50.

2) Discussion Break after every 30 minute,

3) Students should have one Free Hit, in which they can give the answer of their choice in any of one question.

4) Starting 20 minutes of Powerplay, no examiner in examination hall in this period.

5) And last but not least... Dance of Cheer girls, for every right answer.

Wohoo!!! No one wanna miss this exam for sure.... xD xD

Funny Google Suggestions

2011-01-15T22:52:00.000+05:30

6 Deadly Words used by a Woman

2011-01-14T20:46:00.000+05:30

1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when thry are right and you need to shut up.

2) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. this means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing ends in fire.

3) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

4) Thanks
Don't faint, just say you're welcome.
Hard truth- She not thankful to you unless she says "Thanks a lot" and don't say 'you're welcome' here, that will bring on a Whatever.

5) Five Minutes
If she getting dressed, it mean half an hour. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given it to watch your game before helping around the house.

6) Whatever
It's a women's way to say F- YOU!

Beer is better than a women Because......

2011-01-12T19:14:00.000+05:30

1) A Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another Beer.

2) You can share a Beer with your friends.

3) When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a Beer.

4) Beer is always wet.

5) A Beer always goes down easy.

6) You can have more than one Beer in a night.

7) You can enjoy Beer every day of the month.

8) You always know you are the first one to pop a Beer.

9) Frigid Beer is a good Beer.

10) If you pour a Beer right, you always get a good head.