tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31776457319151979542024-10-06T23:37:14.443-07:00*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.comBlogger296125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-46259662007432852862011-09-12T13:19:00.000-07:002011-09-12T13:19:08.725-07:00<blockquote></blockquote><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrc5wgluOl1qbtj1l.gif" />*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-7071718802712732022011-09-12T13:16:00.001-07:002011-09-12T13:16:32.648-07:00<h1>Eu não tenho vergonha de dizer que eu amo Deus mais que tudo nessa vida, e pode ter certeza que muita gente não vai reblogar isso por vergonha! </h1><br /> <img height="243" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhlf6yCrt01qdvjr2.gif" width="166" />*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-2367302089126907372011-08-01T10:09:00.001-07:002011-08-01T10:09:46.916-07:00<span style="font-size: large;">( ) Ir passear no parque</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8fyg5HLiX1qce2zb.gif" /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">( ) Festa</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfam2lSHpj1qbvije.gif" /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">( ) Fazer os Temas</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj1hhy2azG1qgkj0k.gif" /></span><br /> <strong><span style="font-size: large;">(X) Depressão Pré-Segunda</span></strong><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><img alt="image" height="143" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj268u3upY1qa7tku.gif" width="253" /></span>*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-69774392705123956892011-08-01T10:04:00.001-07:002011-08-01T10:04:34.981-07:00<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm6mciNmU81qehcrq.gif" />*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-64652620472622238642011-08-01T10:02:00.000-07:002011-08-01T10:02:11.100-07:00<span><span class="entry-content"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljai8jm5tY1qdp0z9.gif" />&nbsp;</span></span>*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-69119966692879087802011-07-29T06:07:00.001-07:002011-07-29T06:07:37.398-07:00<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljlcwafkFR1qaj5jro1_500.gif" />*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-26255238159497905382011-07-29T06:03:00.001-07:002011-07-29T06:03:30.627-07:00<span style="font-size: large;"><strong>Antigamente:</strong> Tem o jogo da cobrinha?<strong>&nbsp;</strong></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_legf9v9zwp1qa8dh5.gif" /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><strong>Hoje:</strong> Tem como entrar na internet?</span><br /> <blockquote><span style="font-size: large;"></span></blockquote><span style="font-size: large;"><img height="206" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lia6qi5gI21qghab6.gif" width="224" /></span>*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-13659415518960316632011-07-29T05:56:00.001-07:002011-07-29T05:56:59.795-07:00<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo6mzkZDzE1qjbmqj.gif" width="350" />*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-20107917737278287812011-07-29T05:55:00.000-07:002011-07-29T05:55:07.405-07:00<a href="http://hpmagic.tumblr.com/post/2717746402/ooooooh-jesus-1-cerebro"><span style="color: #703ebb; font-size: large;">&nbsp;</span> <div class="image"><span style="color: #703ebb; font-size: large;"><img border="0" src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lexh5hesSQ1qftd1ao1_500.jpg" /></span></div><div class="image"><span style="color: #703ebb; font-size: large;"></span>&nbsp;</div></a><div class="cap"><span style="font-size: large;">“Acho que o altor dessa merda só deve ter um cérebro.”</span><br /> <strong><span style="font-size: large;">Quantos cérebros você tem?</span></strong><br /> <img height="153" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcwxsfwZGS1qzr2th.gif" width="160" /></div>*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-18215218700846156112011-07-29T05:50:00.001-07:002011-07-29T05:50:29.180-07:00<span style="font-size: large;">Expectativas:<br /> <img height="169" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf37rpagMB1qze5gw.gif" width="203" /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Realidade:<br /> <img height="150" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf37w5yrEB1qze5gw.gif" width="200" /></span>*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-67596783564296075142011-07-23T11:55:00.001-07:002011-07-23T11:55:53.913-07:00<img height="200" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lok2ie6DVN1qe0tio.gif" width="300" /><br /> - Ta, mas não&nbsp;pinta com elas!<br /> <img height="200" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lok2otAtKa1qe0tio.gif" width="300" /><br /> - Ta bom<br /> <img height="200" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lok2qtPu8F1qe0tio.gif" width="300" /><br /> - O que voce ta fazendo? Não falei pra voce nao pinta?!<br /> <img height="200" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lok2unO8r21qe0tio.gif" width="300" /><br /> - Eu não estou pintando, estou fazendo listras rapidamente<br /> <img height="200" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lok30pJRUS1qe0tio.gif" width="300" />*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-48952258841520926352011-07-23T11:50:00.001-07:002011-07-23T11:50:20.369-07:00<img alt="fgf" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrq05Co0c1qh9msb.gif" width="430" /><br /> <div class="MsoNormal"><span><strong>Entra na loja like a boss e pergunta:</strong> Vendedor quanto é aquela roupa?</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span><img alt="jk" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg4h8wVQkK1qbyj13.gif" width="430" /></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span><strong>Vendedor:</strong> R$ <span>&nbsp;</span>2568742647544 reais.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span><img alt="ghj" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljg6qhxejz1qdm30l.gif" width="430" /></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><em><strong>Você:</strong></em></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span><strong>Primeira reação:</strong> huuuuuuum</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span><img alt="kk" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldvclpWq121qc36m4.gif" width="430" /></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span><strong>Segunda reação:</strong> Pois é vou dar mais uma olhadinha por ai depois eu passo aqui</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span><img alt="ghk" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkn8x8Ogg41qe5axq.gif" width="430" /></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span><strong>N</strong>unca mais o vendedor verá sua cara.</span></div>*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-61366628620187881892011-07-23T11:46:00.001-07:002011-07-23T11:46:36.285-07:00<a href="http://tagood.tumblr.com/post/4938536943/sempre-colo-os-dedos-no-desespero-de-colar-rapido"><span style="color: #703ebb;">&nbsp;</span> <div class="image"><img border="0" src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk8bns8C0M1qbgpkho1_500.png" /></div></a>*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-8788409511557583392011-07-23T11:44:00.001-07:002011-07-23T11:44:10.637-07:00<a href="http://smileyoutoo.tumblr.com/post/7946025203"><span style="color: #703ebb;"></span></a><br /> <div class="image"><img border="0" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lorcje2d5v1qdqeawo1_500.jpg" /></div>*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-74831564471582637472011-07-15T13:20:00.001-07:002011-07-15T13:20:41.489-07:00<span style="font-size: large;">[ ] Comem a sua carne</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmylzwKSFZ1qfvic7.gif" /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">[ ] Comem seu cérebro</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmym0ookyM1qfvic7.gif" /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">[X] Dançam Thriller do Michael Jackson</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmym17HQRZ1qfvic7.gif" /></span>*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-15147999697977009642011-07-15T13:14:00.001-07:002011-07-15T13:14:31.182-07:00<span style="font-size: large;">( ) O Chris&nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln3xd5b9Uh1qh31hu.gif" />&nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">(X) O Datena</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln3xezFNOr1qh31hu.gif" /></span>*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-83335601590768665012011-07-15T13:09:00.000-07:002011-07-15T13:09:02.395-07:00<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljxeb2VlYH1qhko3s.gif" />*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-36355000280158536152011-07-15T13:05:00.000-07:002011-07-15T13:05:12.891-07:00<span style="font-size: large;">“Porra. Eu me seguiria.”</span><br /> <div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li2op2OASo1qfuw0s.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li2op2OASo1qfuw0s.gif" width="475" /></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br /> </div>*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-48805698906102495722011-07-14T05:34:00.000-07:002011-07-14T05:34:40.138-07:001º - <strong>Tire um Print da Sua Área de Trabalho, Cole no Paint e Salve.</strong><br /> <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo773wEvhW1qh81yc.jpg" /><br /> 2º - <strong>Exclua Todos os Ícones da Área de Trabalho.</strong><br /> <strong><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo77641dQ21qh81yc.gif" /></strong><br /> 3º - <strong>Agora Defina seu Print Como Fundo da Área de Trabalho.</strong><br /> <strong><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo7797cdAP1qh81yc.gif" /></strong><br /> 4º - <strong>Agora Todas as Bitches do Seu Trabalho Vão Tentar Clicar nos Ícones e FAIL!</strong><br /> <strong><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo77c5C0zl1qh81yc.gif" /></strong><br /> <blockquote></blockquote><strong><br /> </strong>*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-88819267357516378272011-07-14T05:30:00.001-07:002011-07-14T05:30:15.643-07:00<img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhwgawnSqu1qg8675.gif" />*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-48837322566748326392011-07-14T05:27:00.000-07:002011-07-14T05:27:06.870-07:00<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljyvk7zohD1qdcwtz.gif" /><br /> Mulheres com a mesma roupa - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU<br /> <blockquote></blockquote><img height="245" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljyvlk3QJ41qdcwtz.gif" width="436" />*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-61922194772734252422011-07-14T05:23:00.001-07:002011-07-14T05:23:45.076-07:00<a href="http://anarenatah.tumblr.com/post/1336467930/o1-se-vc-olhar-normalmente-pra-imagem-vera-as" target="_blank"><span style="color: #703ebb;"></span></a><div class="cap"><blockquote><span style="color: #703ebb;"></span></blockquote><strong>O1.</strong>&nbsp;Se vc olhar normalmente pra imagem, verá as bolinhas rosas se mexendo.<br /> <strong>O2.</strong>&nbsp;Se vc fixar seus olhos no ponto central da imagem, verá uma bolinha verde girando junto com as rosas.<br /> <strong>O3.</strong>&nbsp;Se vc continuar fixando o olho nesse mesmo ponto, verá desaparecer todas as bolinhas rosas.<br /> <img height="200" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhdvs9YCUQ1qffs15.gif" width="350" /></div><br /> <div class="image"><span style="color: #703ebb;"><img border="0" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lafyczkxlZ1qd7wm3o1_500.gif" /></span></div>*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-56913565694744102832011-07-14T05:22:00.001-07:002011-07-14T05:22:18.457-07:00<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo81gzg4jj1qj0b3t.gif" />*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-72278711194997823282011-07-13T12:07:00.001-07:002011-07-13T12:07:12.490-07:00<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnbhy5iRnM1qhunhq.gif" />*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3177645731915197954.post-12704738601597653142011-07-13T12:05:00.000-07:002011-07-13T12:05:39.668-07:00<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnm9izkHP01qjworo.gif" />*** Andressa ***http://www.blogger.com/profile/15228971709275477330noreply@blogger.com0