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So here we are at the much-hyped season finale of Catfish.  The ads keep telling us that we’ve been surprised all season, but to get ready for the most shocking episode of all.  What could possibly top vampire freaks, transgender fakers paying online boyfriends, and gay felons with bus fetishes...? Nev welcomes us tonight by telling us that, as always, the emails are POURING in. 

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Tonight Nev cracks open an email from Rico (really?) who has been in an online relationship for three years with Ja’mari.  I will give you one guess as to what Ja’mari does for a living.  That’s right, brilliant readers, he’s a MODEL!!!  An international model, no less.  Because in case you haven’t noticed, models have a terrible time meeting people to date in real life and

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Nev has a doozy for us tonight.  This episode is advertised as a “double catfish,” which at first worried me that I might have a double-header to recap, but what it means is that in this instance, both parties are tricking each other to some extent.  More than usual, I guess. Nev reads us his email from Rod, who met Ebony on a website for gays and bisexuals.  (Take note, Chelsea,

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Nev starts this week off by telling us that June 25 is National Catfish Day, as declared by Ronald Reagan.  Well, I’m sure he would have thought twice if he could have foreseen what you’ve created here, Nev.  It’s an embarrassment to humankind. Anyway, Nev’s current project is Tyler who has been in love with Amanda on Facebook for two years.  Two years!  Amanda is just not

Honey Gangstahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16048431894378629539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15474854.post-55210822499543647282013-01-09T22:58:00.002-08:002013-01-09T22:58:55.700-08:00

Well Nev is rolling in enough dough to be lounging around ordering the “premium package” for his new television.  For doing this!  Introducing desperate people and liars to each other!  At least get off the bed and entertain us, Nev.  You’re being filmed for heaven’s sake!  Okay he finally pulls out his laptop to select his next participant.  He reads us an email

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Someone please make it stop.  Tonight’s episode is more than I can wrap my brain around.  Let’s see what Nev has up his sleeve for us, shall we? It’s a girl named Kya who’s been “dating” a guy from Switzerland named Alyx for eight months.  She started out by catfishing him with a fake profile on a website called Vampire Freaks.  Exhausted yet?  Me too.  When Alyx

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So after Nev gave himself a chance to recover from the crushing disappointment of failing to form a lasting friendship between Jasmine and Mhissy last week, he decided to hit the emails again to find his next project.  He likes an email from Jarrod, a guy who was in a band after high school until he knocked up his girlfriend at age 20.  Fast forward a few years and he’s married to that

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We begin this evening’s episode by learning that Nev has 1200 unread emails in his inbox.  Yes, 1200 people are involved in a “bizarre online romance” and have become so frustrated with their progress that they have resorted to sending this Catfish guy an email begging for assistance.  This is only my humble opinion, but perhaps if it’s THAT frustrating and THAT difficult to make heads

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Hey Everyone!  It's Monday night and the world is filled with desperate cyber lovers.  Let’s see who Nev is going to rescue from a life of solitude tonight, shall we?  He reads an email from Kim, who met her online love, Matt, in a chatroom on AOL ten years ago and they are still talking.  Ten years?  Seriously?  A faceless, bodiless voice stays interesting for TEN

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Hello beloved readers!  I am so excited to discover that I am not the only one glued to this crazy show!  LOVED reading all of your opinions on it and catfish stories of your own!  We should put Nev out of business and make our own TV show, right?  At least we’d have some human reactions. So tonight we join Nev sifting through his emails deciding who he’s going to help next.&

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Not to be confused with catfish: the fish. A couple of years ago some photographers from New York made a movie about themselves called Catfish.  One of the photographers had had one of his photos published in a syndicated newspaper and an 8-year-old girl in Michigan saw his photo, painted it and sent it to him.  The photographer and the little girl struck up a friendship over

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Tropical Tarts What a treat!  I get to explore yet another city full of Housewives!  This last spring I became intimate with the ladies of Orange County and now for one week only, I am honored to introduce you to the latest Miami girls!  Your regular recapper had to miss the first one, so I’m kicking this season off. A quick trip around Bravotv.com informed me that only three

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Well, beloved readers, we’ve reached the end of our time with the Orange County ladies this season.  Part 2 of the reunion got pretty juicy, with Vicki bringing out both Brooks and Briana to help her fight her battles - or hinder her, you be the judge.  It’s kind of difficult to recap an hour of arguing on a couch, but luckily I was able to hack into the ladies’ personal blogs and find

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Hello beloved readers!  This week brought us part one of our much-anticipated two part Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7 Reunion! They seem happy now, but just wait... The first hour didn’t bring us much new information to dissect, besides the fact that Alexis is mean to people in any kind of service job and some Nordstrom employees started a Facebook page about it.  Most

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Last week on the RHOC Season 7 Finale Part 1, Vicki offended PETA with her new coat, and Drunk Sarah offended Heather with her hypoglycemia.  Tonight we’re back dealing with the broken fondant bow, but Vicki has moved on to pulling Terry aside to admire her coat and she also asks him if he noticed Brooks’s new teeth.  And she wonders why people think their relationship is weird! 

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Last week on RHOC, an entire network pooled its resources to get Tamra Barney engaged for the third time.  To a gay man.  In Bora Bora. And look! Tamra’s back in Orange County and on the loose ready to wave her ring in everyone’s face.  She meets up with Heather in a restaurant where Heather tells us that she already knows about the ring cause Tamra called her from Bora Bora.&nbsp

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Previously on RHOC, Vicki damaged hotel property in Costa Rica by plowing down Alexis’s door, then she drunkenly confessed that she’d go back to Donn if he would have her.  So much for the new love of her life... We join Vicki leading Brooks into the cosmetic dentist’s office.  She complains to us about everyone always attacking Brooks and wonders if breaking up with him would make

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Last week on RHOC, we took the long way around to Costa Rica and sat in on the beginnings of a “phoniness intervention” staged by Tamra and Heather for Alexis.  It wasn’t going well. We come back to Tamra screaming at Alexis that they like her for HER!  Not for her ring!  Aw, that’s so sweet it makes Alexis cry. "What about my nose?  Do you like me for that at least?"

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Last week in Orange County, Vicki followed the producers’ instructions to invite the girls on a trip to Costa Rica and Slade told Gretchen that she’s too much of a distraction for him to make any kind of financial headway.  Also, I went on vacay, so THANK YOU Jane and Blanche, for being hilarious so I could be lazy in a different city!  This week we start by joining Tamra and Eddie

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Previously on RHOC, Vicki threw an event to announce to the world that her daughter’s recent marriage has ruined her year.  We start off this week by joining Alexis walking an Event Stylist through her house.  This woman has been HIRED to STYLE a birthday party for Alexis’s 4-year-old twins.  Alexis tells us it will be a puppy princess party.  I think that means that royal

Honey Gangstahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16048431894378629539noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15474854.post-89776994525826127912012-05-10T20:56:00.000-07:002012-05-10T20:57:03.790-07:00

Previously on the Real Housewives of Orange County, everyone went to Vegas where Gretchen proved to America that she absolutely can not sing - not even a really easy song with strippers pulling attention away from her voice.  And where Briana secretly got married at a chapel with a drive-through window.  We left Vicki just before her head exploded upon hearing the news. Tonight we join

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Hey guys!  The comments last week were HILARIOUS!  The Lifetime movie about Brooks and Vicki?  Awesome.  Bravo just continuing to roll tape as Brooks drains Vicki’s accounts?  Exactly.  What a great episode that would make!  You guys are just a constant reminder that there is no “us” without “u!”  I love it! All right, we’re still in Vegas and we’re still

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Hopefully we’ve all recovered from last week’s glamping adventure, because this week we’re heading to Vegas! We join Alexis welcoming Gretchen into her home to watch her latest Fox 5 breaking news interview.  This is the last one we saw - about kids and sexualization.  I guess Gretchen was once on a morning show to promote her handbags so Alexis thinks she’s the expert on morning

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Last week on RHOC, Tamra decided small boobs are better, and Gretchen’s friend Sara went all Christian Bale on the housewives at Heather’s champagne bowling party.  Let’s see what’s going on now. Vicki drops by to pay Tamra a condolence call on no longer having a chest.  She’s really irritated that Tamra seems to have taken a step toward unaugmented self love, so she drops nasty

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Last week on RHOC, we got some transitional filler. Also we learned that Heather’s husband is a plastic surgeon.Ugh, we’re back at Billionaire’s Row to check in on the life that Heather is living and that we, most certainly, are NOT. In case you’re wondering, she’s putting fruit in a bowl. Are you screaming with jealousy? Tamra arrives to compliment Heather on participating in the Mud Run, as

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