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The Distance Between Us

2023-05-22T16:59:00.003+05:30

I miss you more than words can say

You're always on my mind

I wish that you were here with me

To hold me close and tight

I dream of you every night

Your face, your voice, your touch

I long to feel your lips on mine

And whisper "I love you so much"

I ache for you with every breath

You're the reason I'm alive

I hope that you feel the same way too

And that someday we'll reunite

You're the only one I want and need

You're the answer to my prayers

You're the light that guides me through the dark

You're the joy that fills my heart

I miss you more than words can say

You're always on my mind

I wish that you were here with me

To hold me close and tight

Longing for You

2023-05-22T16:33:00.007+05:30

I wish you would notice me

The way I notice you

Every glance, every smile, every word

I cherish them like jewels

I wish you would talk to me

The way I talk to you

Every question, every joke, every story

I savor them like honey

I wish you would think of me

The way I think of you

Every morning, every night, every moment

I dream of them like stars

But most of all, I wish you would love me

The way I love you

With every breath, every beat, every fiber

I give them all to you

I think of you, my heart takes flight

2023-01-19T17:49:00.000+05:30

In the silence of the night

I think of you, my heart takes flight

To a place where you still dwell

In memories, a story to tell

I see your face, hear your voice

My heart aches, I have no choice

But to miss you, more with each day

Wishing you were here to stay

I long for your touch, your kiss

The way you make my heart dismiss

All worries, all fears, all pain

When I'm with you, I'm whole again

But now you're gone, and I'm alone

My heart is empty, a hollow stone

But I hold on to hope and pray

That one day, you'll be back to stay

Until then, my love, I'll miss

The warmth of your embrace, the bliss

Of being in your arms once more

And feeling my heart fully soar.

Breasts, oh breasts, you are divine

2023-01-19T17:45:00.001+05:30

Rounded and full, soft to the touch

Elegant curves, beauty so lush

Two gentle hills, a sight to behold

Nature's perfection, stories untold

In motherhood, they nourish and sustain

In sensuality, pleasure and pain

In art, they inspire and adorn

In life, they are forever reborn

Breasts, oh breasts, you are divine

In every shape, size and line

You bring joy, and you bring life

You are the embodiment of womanly strife

So let us celebrate and embrace

These twin wonders of the human race

For breasts are not just body parts

They are the very beat of our hearts.

I am forever yours, my heart on fire

2023-01-19T17:35:00.009+05:30

I want to feel your body close to mine,

Skin on skin, heartbeats entwine,

I want to taste your lips, so sweet,

And feel your breath, so soft and discreet.

I want to touch and explore,

Each inch of you, forever more,

I want to feel you shake and quiver,

As I bring you to the edge, and deliver.

Your moans and sighs drive me wild,

As we lose ourselves in ecstasy, piled.

Our bodies move in perfect rhythm,

As we reach the heights of passion.

With you, I feel alive,

Our bodies entwined, no more to hide,

My love for you, forever strong,

As we lose ourselves in this song.

Let our bodies become one,

As we reach the heights of pleasure, undone.

With you, my love, my desire,

I am forever yours, my heart on fire.

Your touch ignites a fire within

2023-01-19T17:30:00.000+05:30

Your touch ignites a fire within,

A flame that burns for you alone,

My desire for you is all-consuming,

A passion that will never be known.

With every kiss, my heart races,

With every touch, I feel alive,

I need you like the air I breathe,

I am yours, forever to thrive.

Your body is my canvas,

I want to explore every inch,

I want to taste your sweet lips,

And feel your warm embrace clench.

My love for you is boundless,

My hunger for you unending,

With you, I am complete,

My heart forever befriending.

The night is ours, let us be lost,

In a love that's pure and true,

With you, I'm home,

My desire for you, forever new.

She is the one that I desire

2023-01-19T17:27:00.002+05:30

She walks in grace and beauty,

Eyes that sparkle like the sea,

A smile that lights up the room,

She is the one that I desire to be.

Her laughter is like music,

Her touch is like a flame,

She holds my heart within her hand,

And I am forever changed.

With every step she takes,

My desire for her grows strong,

I am drawn to her like a moth to a flame,

And I know I'll love her forever long.

She is the one that I desire,

The one that I adore,

She is the one that I will love,

Forever and evermore.

Wanting you

2023-01-19T17:25:00.000+05:30

I want you in the darkness,

In the light, in the morning,

In the night, in the afternoon.

I want your body,

I want your touch,

I want to feel you,

I want to taste you,

I want to be one with you.

My desire for you is overwhelming,

A fire that burns deep within,

A hunger that cannot be sated,

A thirst that can only be quenched by you.

I want to feel your skin on mine,

I want to hear your moans,

I want to make you scream my name,

I want to be the one you crave.

You are the one that I desire,

The one that I hunger for,

You are the one that I need,

The one that I want more.

My passion for you is boundless,

My love for you is eternal,

With you, I am complete,

Forever and evermore.

नया साल आपके लिए काम क्रीड़ा से ओतप्रोत रहे

2022-01-04T16:46:00.005+05:30

लिंग आपका🚀सदा उठता रहे ,

तोरण 🍆की तरह झूलता रहे,

पैंट की चैन 👖, ब्रा के हुक 👙खुलते रहे,

स्तन भंडार से आपके ✋🏼🤚🏻🙌🏻हाथ भरे रहे,

वीर्य की मात्रा 💦💧💦निरंतर बढती रहे

आँखों की रौशनी तेज हो , और चक्षु 👀चोदन चलता रहे

काम क्रीड़ा 💑 का आनंद मिलता रहे

सनी लियोन 👄 की किलकारियां 🔊सुनती रहे

उह्कारा 💤से आपके 🗣कान👂🏼 हमेशा गुंजित रहे

स्वास्थ्य आपका हमेशा अच्छा रहे, वियाग्रा 💊 की आपको कभी जरूरत न पङे

नया साल आपके लिए काम क्रीड़ा से ओतप्रोत रहे

ये मादरचोद HIV ही ठीक था

2022-01-04T16:31:00.002+05:30

ये मादरचोद HIV ही ठीक था

जो पेलता था वही झेलता था

वक़्त वक़्त की बात है साहब

पहले "करो ना" सुनकर खड़ा हो जाता था

अब "करोना" सुनकर गांड फट जाती है ll

वैक्सीन होके भी lockdown लगाना मतलब

शादी होके भी मूठ मारने जैसा हो गया है😂

दिन में भीड़ रात में कर्फ्यू

ये तो ऐसा हुआ

जख्म आंड पे मलहम गांड़ पे 😆

Zara sham hone do

2020-04-24T17:15:00.000+05:30

Misba bacho ko suladegi

Zara sham hone do,

Misba Jazbat sarey jaga degi

Zara sham hone do,

Kahan aghaz hota hy

Kahan anjam hota hy,

Hunar saray sikha degi

Zara sham hone do,

Misba ki num CHOOT ko na dekho

Misba tere LUN ko brulla degi,

Zara sham hone do,

Misba ko itni maharat hy chusa lagane ki

Tuje dilkash maza chakha degi

Zara Sham hone do,

Tum ne pocha hay ki kab

hogi satisfaction tume

Jab hogi bata degi Misba

Zara sham hone do.

Your Breasts I Claim

2020-04-20T17:01:00.000+05:30

I want to claim your breasts as mine

For their stiff nipples I do pine

To suckle them is my desire

My hungry mouth will never tire

You bare them for my waiting eyes

To see them bare is no surprise

My fingers grasp those nipples taut

I have just found what I have sought

One lovely nipple I now suck

The other one my fingers pluck

I’ll try to suck some milk from thee

I’ll suckle hard and we shall see

I guess for milk you must give birth

And lose your rounded belly girth

I guess it’s been too long ago

That from these breasts your milk did flow

You’ve told me that these breasts are tough

That I should treat them very rough

You know I will fulfill that need

That from your breasts my mouth will feed

Your nipples are now stiff and plump

Rounded just like your lovely rump

I tug them now, extend their length

I’m pulling hard with all my strength

Twisting now with thumb and finger

These hands will a long time linger

Squeeze and tug and then suckle more

You know that your breasts I adore

I want your breasts to make you cum

And make your all of your body hum

Breastgasms are your special art

Which often cause your legs to part

Orgasms of your breasts so fair

Do make you want your cunt to share

When tingling in your breasts do cease

Then cunt and cock will share a piece

Your breasts for me a place to start

To cause your lovely legs to part

To find your dear vagina wet

For it is soon a cock to get

First I’ll lick your clitty cherry

My lips and tongue may long tarry

You may orgasm ere we fuck

Yet still I will your titties pluck

Now when your cunt is dripping wet

It’s time for it my cock to get

Those lips wide open to my thrust

My many strokes now are a must

Your cunt now knows my cock so well

Your whole bare body casts a spell

As prick and cervix meet and greet

Each loving thrust will be more fleet

Each time we fuck there is an end

For semen my cock will expend

You feel cock pulsing deep inside

Your pussy takes my gift in stride

Dirty, non-veg, adult, erotic jokes, shayris, sms messages

2020-04-16T12:21:00.000+05:30

Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe

Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
"W"ant
"O"ne
"M"an for
"E"very
"N"ight

Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.

1 Person : Season Offer
Aik rupey ki do
Sardar : kya bhi kya
1 Person : Gand pe laat

Tujhe dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

Wo mangti the mein deta na tha,
jawab us k sawaloo ka.
Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,
hath se phool gulab ka.
Wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay
jab under jata hay,
kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka.

Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho
Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon
Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge

Ah ohh ah ohh
nahi nahi
uff ,
nahi
ah ah ah ah;
plz dont
nahi nahi nahi
aaaah aah aah aah
uff uff uff uff
bus
ah nahi oie
oie nahi
ah ah
ah
aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya..

If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
between ur 2 legs don't think u r a superman someone is F**king u

Feelings of girls after exam & Sex..
kitna lamba tha. kash thoda time aur mil jata.
Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na. Pta hi nahi Lga kab ho gya.
mera to choot gya tha thoda. 3 ghnte mujhe to saans hi nahi aayi.
saari raat nahi soyi. Pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte hain.
Aage se soch smjh kar tyari se dungi.

2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said...
''My wife is better''
2nd went in ,fuck a girl... Came out n said...
''U were right, your wife is better..

Pehle usne chunni utaari Phir Kameez phir undershirt or phir bra utara aur
aakhir main .. salvaar bhi utar di.
Phir?
Phir kiya kaproon wali taar khaali ho gayi...

o o jane jana ladkion ka mein dewana sapno mein roz aae khood ko
mujh se choodwana sanam

pahlay tu jati thi cheel choot main
aab urti phirti hay cheel choot main
cheel nay dakhi akk jheel choot main
jheel may naha raha tha shakeel choot main
shakeel nay kar di apeel choot main
haqoomat nay bhaaj dia wakeel choot main
wakeel nay day di dalil choot main
haqoomat nay laga di seel choot main
abb nahi jati keel choot main..

A gud friend is like a gud bra... hard 2 find- comfortable-
supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur
heart!

Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in
vibration mode.
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just recharge the battery.

1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua jis sey woh bohat pyar karney lagi
yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous honey laga aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest
par zehar laga diya suba dekha to baap mara para tha.

how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract
cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is
satisfucktion..!aha!!!

A woman married
a one legged man.
She wrote to her
mother:
"My husband only has
ONE FOOT".
Her Mother
replied:
"You are lucky,
your papa has
ONLY 5 INCHES"

Bra kholi to "shakalaka bumbum"... chaddi kholi to "khul ja
simsim"... andar dala to "kya masti kya dhum"... aur bahar aya to "tay tay
fish". Maal zabrdast hai .. !!

In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate?
Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay

Wah Ooo Sajan Asan Teiku bhandey ni sey..
Nal dey hamsey haan door rahnde ni sey..
Aaa Weinse tey chumi chatta ker ghinsoun
Na tey yeiku yahnde ni sey..

Palat kar dekh haseena sene main hum bhie dum rakhtay hain aghar tum
apnay BRA may do (.) (.) takhti ho to hum bhie apni chaddi main aik gun rakhtay
hain

ati thie jati thie hasti thie hasa thie baghti thie baghjati thie
dekhti thie muskurati thie aj pata chala sali cutya banati thie

choot nay kaha land chud janay kay bad kaysay sehem kay beth gaey
matlab nikal janay kay bad

Door village main aik basti thi, jahan per randian sasti thi, gand
main un ke itni masti thi, jitna chodo hasti thi, tum kyon itna haste ho kya is
hi village main baste ho ?

ek pathan bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha.ek admi bola helmit to
utaro.pathan bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to tum shalwar utar ta hay
kia ?

Boy 2 Girl..
hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha, meri kishti waha dubi jahaan
paani kam tha,
Girl 2 boy...
tum to they hi gaandu teri gaand mei kahaan dam thaa, wahaan kiyaa maa chudaaney
gaye they jahaan paani kam thaa...

MADAM said to a naughty boy!
Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI
Jaisee ho..!!!!!!

Abi Rakha Hi Tha Ka Chot Gya,Hath Sa Phol Golab Ka. Wo Kahti Thi
Agha Sa Nahin Pacha Sa karo, Didar Mara Hosana Sabab Ka.Wo Kahti Thi Bara Dard
Hota Hai Jub Ander Jahta Hai, Ik Ik Alfaz Janab Ka.

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan:
1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega.
2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga.
3. Don't scroll down:

Jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor kare ga.
dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai
ah
oh
dheere
ah
mar gayi
ah
oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

Bhosri Plaza Hotel
'MENU CARD'
Grilled mummay;
Achari lund;
Phuddi of the day;
Tandoori bund
Lullian sirkay waali:
Chilly choot;
Tattay mughlai;
Gori bund da halwa;
Nargisi tattay;
Phuddi pakoray;
Lund folooda;
Mard makhan naan;
Afghani gand kabab;
Daigay mammay;
Lund khara masala;
Bhosri fried rice;
Melted tutti cream;
Peeshab up;

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!

host says to wife: papoo de man mera jigri yar aya ae ide layee kuch packa
wife says to host: ke pakawan gar wich kuch wi nee
host says to wife: hor kuch naee te apna phuda packa
guest says to him: pakawan di lor naee sanoo kacha ee deo

Sardar holding his wife's boobs; "jay eh thoray sakht honde tenu bra di lor nai
si"
Wife holds his penis; "je eh thora vada honda menu teray pra de lor nai si"

"Tendulker" Having Sex With "Malika"
Malika:Tumhari LuLi par tu AIDS Likha Hai;
Tendulker:MAA ki LORI KHARA tu hone de "ADDIDAS" likha hai.

BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY, DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY, REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY..AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY.

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas.

Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

1 boy 1 girl ko fuck ker raha tha fuck kertay kertay us ne girl se
poocha k tumhara boy friend kon hai hai girl ne reply kia choro us ma k kooos ko
wo is waqt yeh sms per raha hai ! ! !

Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating

Kiss Pan Chod ne Gand main ungali ki hai.
Ager wo Maa ka lora samney aa jaye to us Kuri chod ko dekh loon.
Sir, aapka student gand marwa le ga per kisi ko kabi gali nahi de ga ! !

aik kam karo
apni shalwar utarao
under wear bhi utaro

or gand pe petrol dal kay agg laga laooo
jo cheez doston kay kam na ayee wo rakhne ka kia faida

Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay

Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ...
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe karna bandh karo
warna nikaal kar khara kardonga

Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but
when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when
another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke
kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa
othey free delivery hondi aaa.

What's the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn't come, everything's fucked

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch
na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

Ik Larki thi dewaani si...
Ik Larkay pe wo mar...
Kuch lena tha usay...
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi
Jab bi milti thi muijhey.....
Ye hi pocha karti thi......
Ye "CONDOM" kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye "CONDOM" kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

fanta piyo,
pepsi piyo,
marinda piyo
coke piyo,
dew piyo,
pani piyo,piyo aur piyo
kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main

The most difficult golf course in the world is... "Women Hole" any
style you play... as many shots you try... & as much perfection you have... you
can never get your balls in...!!!

During sexual session the girl says:"u r like a mobile phone!"Boy:
"Do I vibrate a lot?" Girl:"No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network

Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki....
"Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai.

Richman to poorman- "How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied:
"B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!!!

Sardar wid Grandson.Late nite Shouts,"I need a Girl,I hv an
Erection!" Gson says,"1st its 2 Late,2nd ur 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holdin is
mine"

Ek boy ek girl ko jaldi-jaldi chod rahaTha,GRL boli itni jaldi kya hai, boy bola
kahi tumhara boy frnd na aa jaye,GRL muskura karBoli wo to SMS pad rahaHai.

4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina....
1)Caution-dark tunnel. 2)Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3)Go slow.4) Men
at work

3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi... pehli gashti:
mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain... doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo
din raat ki shift lagain....teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa
lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney jab worldcup
ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore
awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun..............

Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy asid: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
jayega.

Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Monl: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain

Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
Just dail 115 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho

Similarity between Viagra & Rail reservation counter? Both make you
stand for 1 hour for a 2 minute job...

Modern medicines: Fucknostat, Sexprazole, Sucksproxyvon, Hugglofnac,
Kisstopache, Spermicidin, Breastajin, Ejaculatomol, Vaginalgin, Penisciloc,
Orgasmofen.

Aayi thi diwali,
shuru Hui thand,
sikudi thi chut,
akade the lund
Aa gai holi,
chali gai thand,
khul gayi chut,
latak Gaye lund

Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai,
Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai,
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai . . .

On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Yeh erect hai!

Ladki K Baap Ne Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha "Beta hamari Izzat Ab
Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.Dulha Bola:"Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!"

Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale
gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat
nahi hai, kal aayenge

"HONEYMOON"
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l...g..a. y..a

Q: Wats d definition of a 'lesbian?' A: Just another damn Woman.....
tryin 2 do a man's job!!!.

Qus: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.
A:VAGINA
b'cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!

3 Galz having lunch.
1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: i also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!

Narration of Indian Sex on the first night - 123 SMSFUN

2020-04-12T12:07:00.000+05:30

We have just got married,

I'm covered in jewels

He is now my master

He makes up the rules.

He sits next to me

on the edge of the bed

puts his hands round my neck

and then holds my head

undresses me softly

stripping me down

he lays me down naked

and removes my gold crown

he gets undressed

I try not to peek

he draws himself closer

and kisses my cheek

soon I am throbbing

his dick inside me

he grabs both my breasts

and bites them gently

he rocks me so fast

I try not to scream

I'm feeling it now

This must be a dream

He does it so well

I'm against the wall

So weak if he stops

I might just fall

Then knackered and happy

he carries me down

and covers me up

with an Indian gown

Poem by a prostitute

2020-04-08T11:44:00.000+05:30

मैं आई शहर मे लोगों ने मुझे घूरा,

Bra खोल मेरा दूध पी गए पूरा,

रामू चाचा आए और मेरा दाम बोल दिया,

कुछ कहूं उसके पहले मेरा नाङा खोल दिया,

उनकी हरकत बहुत अच्छी थी,

अगले ही पल उनके हाथ मे मेरी कच्छी थी,

Bed पे चादर रंग बिरंगी थी,

कुछ ही पलों में मैं पूरी नंगी थी,

उनके पास ना i-pill ना निरोध था,

मेरे मन में बस इसी बात का विरोध था,

मैं डरती रही और करती रही,

चुदने से पहले जितना खिल खिला रही थी

Bed पे उतना ही मैं चिल्ला रही थी,

लं़ड उनका मेरी चूत की वादियों मे खो गया.

अब नीचे देखिए आपका भी खङा हो गया!

Choot ke upar se chaddhi hata key to dekho

2020-04-04T11:08:00.000+05:30

Choot ke upar se chaddhi hata key tow dekho

Lawandiya ki chuchi daba key tow dekho

Choot mein ungli fira key two dekho

Apney lund ko unkey haathon sey dabwa ke tow dekho

Laudey ko unkey hothon sey chua key tow dekho

Ab lawandiya ko bistar pur lita key tow dekho

Kon kahta hai ki Aurat Narak ka dwar hai

Lawdey ko choot mein ghusa kar tow dekho.

Dirty, adult, double meaning, sexy, Crude, Creepy, Suggestive Pick-up Lines - 4

2020-03-31T17:47:00.000+05:30

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight!

I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants.

You remind me of my little toe... because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Are you from Iraq? 'Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Do you have an Asian passport? Because I'm China get into your Japantees

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.

Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.

Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants!

Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!

Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis!

Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.

My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.

If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.

Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.

You know what I like in a girl? My dick.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

So you’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.

Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

If I were a Nintendo cartridge would you blow me?

Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood.

I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long!

Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.

Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK’

F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

Do you have an inhaler? Because you've got ass ma.

Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?

You can call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass.

Are you hungry? Cause omelette you suck this dick.

Do you like pudding? Cause I'll be pudding this dick in your ass.

Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!

Can I read your t-shirt in braille?

Are you an early hominid? Because I've got a Homo Erectus right now.

Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy's getting smashed tonight!

Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.

Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pussy.

Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?

I'm not Asian but I'll still eat your cat.

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.

Touch your toes and I'll show you where the rocket goes!

On a scale from 1 to "the human centipede", how close am I to that ass?

Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.

I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine.

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

Hindi Poem on lund / laura / penis / rod / dick / cock

2020-03-27T11:49:00.000+05:30

Lund tum khade raho,

Chut main pade raho.

Lund jab prachand ho,

To chut khand-khand ho.

Lund tum khade chalo,

Lund tum bhade chalo.

Samne darar ho,

Gand ka pahad ho.

Lund tum ruko nahi,

Lund tum jhuko nahi.

Chut charmara uthe,

Jhant kasmasa uthe.

Agni sa dhadak dhadak,

Chut me sarak-sarak.

Jab tak chut phate nahi,

Tab tak lund hate nahi.

Chut ko tu phaad de,

Uske ander jhaad de.

Lund tum mahan ho,

Sarv shaktimaan ho.

Jai lund baba ki !!

Pyari Dimple - Dirty Poem

2020-03-23T11:46:00.000+05:30

Pesh hai nihayat hi gandi poem.

Strictly adult.

Ye hai poem --- "Pyari Dimple"

Hoon main sexy, naughty & simple,

Pyaari hoon, naam hai dimple,

Laga hai mujhko satravaan saal,

Raaton ko hota hai haal behaal

Khud hi dabaati hoon apni choochiyan,

Roz choot mein, daalti hoon ungliyaan,

Sapno mein bas milte hain lund,

aankh khule, to tanhai ki thund.

Aise mein chat pe dekha jab usko,

dil mera laga karne disco,

woh thha mera naya padosi,

umar pachhees, naam mohan joshi.

Ankhiya mili, phir dil muskaaye

jaldi hee hum aur karib aaye,

phir ik din aisa bhi aaya,

ek kamre mein sirf, mohan ko paaya

Janam-janam ki pyaas thi meri,

kaise sahti ab aur doori

chipak gayi mohan ke tan se,

laga choomne wo bhi manse.

Choochi tan gayi, choot akad gayi,

laga main ladki se aurat ban gayi,

mohan ne mujhe kar diya nanga,

kapde utare apne, shuru hogya panga

Lund dekh ke, meri phat gayi,

koshish kee, par cheekh nikal gayi,

nahin-nahin mohan, main mar jaungi,

itne bade lund se nahin chudvayungi,".

Mohan dheeme se muskaya,

choochiyon ko seene se chipkaaya,

mammey choose dheere, phir jor se,

mazaa aa gaya raam kasam se.

Dheere se choot mein ungli daali,

dil ab dar se ho gaya khaali,

daali jeebh jab mohan ne andar,

choot ban gayi ek samandar.

Ghoom gaya mohan bistar par,

munh mein lund, rakha choot pe apna sar,

choos-choos kar laya toofan,

maine bhi choosa uska ufaan.

Munh mein aaya uske namkeen 'milkmaid',

choosa mohan ka, ab hui asli raid,

mohan ke laude ne roop dikhaya,

dekh ke mera. Sar chakaraaya.

Rakha lund ko choot ke munh pe,

ik dhakka aur haath mere munh pe,

aankhein meri poori phat gayi,

cheekh band, par choot chatakh gayi.

Laga maarne zaalim dhakke,

bebas thee, diye peeth pe mukke,

laga mazaa ab aane mujhko bhi,

chootarr utha diye maine bhi.

Khoon nirantar bah raha thha mera,

kisko gam tha, yeh din thaa mera,

utha-utha ke, mohan ne le li,

mauka dekh, daali gaand mein ungli.

chodo mohan, apni dimple ko chodo,"

cheekhi main, "aur jor se chodo"

thahar jaa randi," bola mohan,

loot liya zaalim ne mera yauvan.

Laal ho gaya thha mukh uska,

theek waqt pe choot se khiska,

mere munh pe laaya pichkaari,

paa kar juice, meri nikli kilkaari.

pehle kahaan maraa thaa ab tak,

ab chodega mujhko tu tab tak,"

jab tak bani rahe aazadi,

ya jab tak ho meri shaadi,".

Pyara mohan haule ! se muskaaya,

haami mein, mera mamma sahlaaya,

us din se apnee life hai simple,

main hoon apne mohan ki dimple.

Dukhi Choot ki Kavita

2020-03-19T17:48:00.000+05:30

Yakeen naheen kar paati hoon,

tumne bhi mujhko yaad kiya!

aur main hoon aisi pagli,

teri khatir khuda ko bhula diya!!

jab chanda muskaata thha,

mast hawa jab behti thhi!

yaad tumhari aate hi,

gudgudi choot mein hoti thhi!!

rimjhim-rimjhim barkha mein,

jab bilkul tanha main hoti!

takiye pe sar ko rakh karke,

tere lund ki yaad mein thhi roti!!

soch ke dil bhar aata hai,

sang hote to kya ho sakta thha!

main har pal chooma karti tumko,

har lamha mera ho sakta thha!!

ab jab tum aa jaoge,

chun lenge hum phir se kadiyan!

choomungi hur pal lund ko,

madhur banayenge ghadiyan!!

ek saal se tanhaa hoon,

milne par aankhen bhar aayengi!

tere badan ko chhoote hi,

choot meri beh jaayegi!!

main haath tumhare baandhoongi,

phir lund ko jee bhar choosoongi!

ro-rokar kahoge chodo dimple,

main ghanton tak bas choosoongi!!

jab lund tumhara royega,

phir choosoongi main nipple!

tab jaake samjhoge tum,

ik baras rahi kaise dimple!!

phir tum maafi maangoge,

main phir bhi roothoongi tumse!

tum kaan ko haath lagaoge,

chato meri, phir kahoongi tumse!!

tum choot mein jeebh ghusaoge,

mere shikwe beh jaayenge!

jaanghon mein tumhe dabate hi,

faasle sab mit jaayenge!!

mammo ko sahlate hee,

gaand pe haath firaate hee!

jab lund choot mein jaayega,

mit jaayenge sab gile mere,

phir, dil se dil mil jaayega!!

kabhi main upar aa jaungi,

kabhi mujhe bana lena ghodi!

hum tum ik dooje ko chodenge,

lakhon mein ek, humaari jodi!!

mohan mujhe bana lo apna,

koi naheen hai tum jaisa!

har pal royi hoon main tum bin,

hua jo thha, phir naa ho waisa!!

Munna - Munni - Dirty, non-veg, adult conversation

2020-03-15T17:42:00.000+05:30

MUNNA:
Munni woh din yaad karo,
Jab Hum-Tum saath Nahate thhe.
Tum Choot pe Saabun malti thhi,
Hum Lund pe Jhaag udaate thhe.

MUNNI:
Munna woh din beet gaye,
Ab Choot chhupane ki hai baari,
Bhoolo un beeti Yaadon ko,
Munni Bharat ki ab hai Naari.

MUNNA:
Munni woh din yaad karo..
Jab Hum Doctor-Mareez ban jaate thhe.
Dil ki dhadkan check karne ko,
Choochi pe ragad lagaate thhe.

MUNNI:
Munna who din beet gaye,
Ab choochi choli ke andar hai.
Ghoor-Ghoor ke dekh tu Mummey,
Ab Tu bhookha Bandar hai.

MUNNA:
Munni who din yaad karo....
Jab Hum-Tum saath mein Sote thhe,
Tum Choot mein Kheti karti thhi,
Hum Lund pe banne bote thhe.

MUNNI:
Munna woh din beet gaye,
Jab Choot mein hoti thhi Kheti.
Ab Lund ki faslo ke darr se,
Meri Choot akeyli hai Soti.

MUNNA:
Munni woh din yaad karo...
Jab luka-chhipi khelte thhe Hum.
Tum Lahanga pahan ke aati thhi,
Aur usme ! chhup jaate thhe Hum.

MUNNI:
Munna woh din beet gaye...
Jab ghus gaye thhe tum Lahange mein.
Ab tum poorey Bhaaloo ho,
Aur Shahad ka chhatta Lagange mein.

MUNNA:
Munni woh din yaad karo...
Jab Saath mein khele thhe Holi.
Choot mein ungli daali humne,
Bhigaa ke teri wo choli.

MUNNI:
Munna wo din beet gaye...
Ab choot humaari pyaari hai.
Kyon Holi ki baatein ab jab,
Lauda tera bhikhaari hai.

MUNNA (Rote Hue!):
Munni woh din beet gaye
Sachmuch hee woh din beet gaye.

Ab Choot ki Darshan ki khatir,
Hum Choot-Chalisa padhte hain.
Par Choot naheen Darshan deti,
Hum Lund ragadte rahte hain.

Par waqt Humaara aayega,
Jab hum bhi tum ko chodenge.
Tum lund-lund chillaogi,
Hum choot mein Danda pelenge.

Munni Munne ko kam na samajh,
Yeh teri maiyya chodega.
Tu pair pakad kar royegi
Teri choot mein bamboo thokegaa.

Munna bhi hai Bharat ka,
Tujhko Nanga kar dega.
Tu ! lakh jod lena tango ko,
Teri choot ko choosega.

Tujhko poora geela karke,
Munna lund andar ghusaayega.
Choosega tere honthon ko,
Choochi teri chabaayega.

Tu cheekhegi, chillayegi par,
Koi naheen bachaayega.
Ragad Ragad ke Munna lega,
Apni tujhe banaayega.

GAR TUM MILL JAAO

2020-03-11T17:40:00.000+05:30

PREMI
Agar tum mil jaao tu tumhein chud dein gey hum
paa kar choot teri sab kuch chod dein gey hum
bas teri hi tangon ki vadi ka nizara lein gey hum
bina tere kissi aur ko nah lun piyara dein gey hum
agar tum mil jaao........ ......... ......... ......... .........

PREETI
darti hoon tumhari in baton mein nah aa jaon mein
sun kar tahreef apni dhoka nah kha jaaon mein
jee tu kehta hey tum ko apne dil mein basa loon mein
tere is piyare se lun ko choot mein chuppa loon mein
agar tum wahda....... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .

PREMI
komal ho nazak ho chudne ka ehzaz rahey ga humein
aur iss lun se chudwaane ka naaz rahey ga tumhein
tum ko nah ho koi takleef yeh lehaaz rahey ga humein
gar tum mil jaao........ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...

PREETI
tum ne sahi kaha sahi kehtey ho sahi kaho gey
yaqeen karo mere dil mein tum samaay raho gey
bol ke tu dekho mein maanoon gi tum jo kaho gey
kitna maza aey ga meri tangon mein jab kho jao gey.
gar tumhein paa sakoon...... ......... ......... ......... .....

PREMI
lun ko hey zid yeh choot mein khelna chahta hey
kuch der geeli garam choot mein rehna chahta hey
shararti hey bahut kheley ga choot ko khujae ga
khujate khujate choot ko thak kar aanso bahaaye ga
aur phir thori der aur reh kar wahn bahir aa jata hey
gar tum ander jaane do

PREETI
choot mein meri tu har waqt khujli hoti hey
lakh koshish ki koi khujane wala milta nahein
tadap tadap jati hoon bina khujaey jab yeh roti hey
kiya karon mein ungliun se bhi kaam chalta nahein
gar tumhein paa sakoon tu.......... ......... ......... ......... .

PREMI
phir jaan e man maan jao jaane do ander lun ko
mille gi shaanti choot ko aur tere sunder mun ko
bas ab tum tangein apni zara sii aur khol do
sukhi rahey choot rasta milley jane ka ander lun ko
gar tum maan jaao........ ......... ......... ......... ......... ....

PREETI
iss ko bolo ander jaaey aur kuch tu kare
khujli mitt jaaey aaj itna choot ko ragde
khele koodey yeh beshak oodham machaay
paani paani ho jaon mein yun choot khujaaey
gar tumko paa sakoon...... ......... ......... ......... ...

PREMI
dekho ab yeh kitne shauq se ander jaa aa raha hey
phisalta koodta ragadta sukh de aur paa rah hey .
yeh sar apna tum meri jaan kiun phatak rahi ho
lagta hey vadiun mein saroor ki bhatak rahi ho
yun hi bhatakti raho essa saroor dein gey hum

PREETI
kuch nah poocho kitna maza mujhey aa rah hey
kesse yeh lucha choot mein aa aur jaa rah hey.
kiya kahoon kiya hey akhir is ki khujahat mein
jee kare mein apni jaan de doon iski chahat mein
gar tumhari chahat ............ ......... ......... ......... .......

PREMI
accha ab kuch jhatke kuch dhake zor se lagane do
garden mein daldo hath tum tangein ooper uthane do
haan bas isi treh neeche se hilo lun ko aane jane do
tum ko mil giya jeeven niya mujhey bhi maza pane do
gar tum yun hi ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..

PREETI
mujhey milli raahat itni paseena paseena saari hoon
ji chay choomon chatoon lun ki mein itni ubhari hoon
ab tu meri chah hey jab tum chaho mujhey chud lena
jesse aaj bhri hey choot lun ne issi treh bhar dena

GAR TUM MILL JAAO...........................

Dost ki Sali ki Saheli

2020-03-07T13:35:00.000+05:30

Aaj ke din thi deepawali,

millne aayi dost ki sali,

leker saath ek apni saheli,

woh bhi thi bahut albeli,

naam tha usska gauri,

thi chauda saal ki chori,

chuchi thi choti choti,

ankhain usski moti moti,

boli yeh hai bahut mast,

isski choot bhi hai sakht,

mazaa ayega zaberdast,

chodne ka karo bandobast,

isski choot ko chodo,

gaand bhi isski maro,

jaise chaho gauri ki lelo,

bas ab aur der mat karo,

maine gauri ko pakra,

apni bahon main jakra,

kar diya usse nanga,

nikala phir apna danda,

diya choot main vard,

lund ne choot di phard,

gauri ko hua kafi dard,

main tha pehela mard,

choot ka ched tha chota,

laura lamba aur mota,

boli dheere kar thorda,

aadmi hai ya ek ghorda,

maine lagaye dhakke,

kaske thi mujhe pakdre,

choot hogayi ab garam,

bhool gayi woh sharam,

choottar rahe the hill,

dol raha tha usska dil,

dono ke ras gaye mill,

phir ho gaye hum still,

ab aaya sali ka number,

laura diya bur ke ander,

choda usse ban sikander,

choot usski hui samunder,

phir maine dono ko choda,

baar baar daal apna laura,

gaand bhi un dono ki maari,

ek baar nahin kayi baari,

jab lagi jaane woh boli,

sahebji kaissi lagi meri saheli,

yeh aapka diwaali ka uphaar,

dooseri saheli lauingi agli baar.

So raha tha ek roz Lun

2020-03-03T13:08:00.000+05:30

So raha tha ek rooz Lun....

Rakh ke tattoon per ser

Ke pass se huwa choot ka guzar

Lun ne poocha jati hay kidher?

Agar waqt ho to aa na idher

Choot ne kaha aji mujhey muaf kijiyey

Pahle jo kuch moon se tapak raha hay....

Woh to saaf kijiyey......

Lun ne jo yeh suna to woh biggar gya

Phir jo kuch na hona tha woh ho gya....

Jab jo kuch na hona tha woh ho gya

Lun ne rakha tattoon per ser......

aur phir se so gya........

Choot yeh boli Lun se chud janey ke baad

Ajji baat hi naheen kartey ,

Matlab nikal janey ke baad.

Dil mein hey tere chor chor

2020-02-28T18:29:00.000+05:30

Dill mein hey tere chor chor

phir bhi machati hey tu shor

jab bhi ji chahey khujane ko

aur kuch chahiye dil behlane ko

keh de mujh ko chaat pe aane ko

kahey ko tu phir shor machati hey

poore muhalla ko tu sunaati hey.

yaad hey tum ne aik roz chaat par

kaha tha mujh se wahan bula kar

keh door lun se reh nahein sakti ho

bina chudway tum reh nahein sakti ho

mein ne kar liya tha tum se wahda

aur yeh tha sache dil se mera irada

keh jab bhi jaan tum ko hogi khujli

aur thak bhi jaaogi kar kar ke ungli

aa ke mein teri mushkil karon ga hal

itna chudonga tumhein kardonga pagal

ab chudwane ka tu ne le leiya chaska

bulane ko mujhey maan ko lagati ho maska

sath bartan khakhata ke karti ho shor

tu hey chor chor mere dil ki chor

janta hoon acchi treh tere kartoot mein

khush hoti ho tum le ke lun choot mein

kehti ho jaao ab lun ko choot mein chor

tum ho chor chor mere lun ki chor

machati ho phir shor shor

tum ho chor.