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2010-12-22T06:27:00.000-08:00

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.

"Give me one last request, dear," he said.

"Of course, John ," his wife said softly.

"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."

"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.

With his last breath John said, "I do!"

2010-12-22T06:15:00.000-08:00

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."

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2010-12-22T06:09:00.000-08:00

Three friends from the local congregation were asked,

"When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are

mourning over you, what would you like them to say?" ?

Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband,

a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a

Wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge

difference in people's lives."

Al said: "I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!"