tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323Wed, 04 Sep 2024 20:32:12 +0000Words of Wisdom and Irony by MJ Ferruzzahttp://howisawzit.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)Blogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-2555408805832909140Sat, 17 Apr 2010 01:54:00 +00002010-04-16T18:54:58.530-07:00Going to Mars - by Mj Ferruzza - Heliumhttp://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2010/04/going-to-mars-by-mj-ferruzza-helium.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-7762718586984561547Sat, 17 Apr 2010 01:53:00 +00002010-04-16T18:53:11.487-07:00An overview of the Tea Party movement in the United States - by Mj Ferruzza - Heliumhttp://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2010/04/overview-of-tea-party-movement-in.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-8964724397598573620Tue, 23 Mar 2010 07:55:00 +00002010-03-23T01:02:55.869-07:00Ike warned us about the industrial military complex.They must be fed. There are contracts that have to fulfilled.We must build bombs. We must keep our military stockedand defense contractors in business. There will never be atime in future US history, when the military complex(defense contractors) will not lie, cheat and steal just tokeep big money rolling in.Vietnam proved that a war does http://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2010/03/ike-warned-us-about-industrial-military.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-7812137019676444875Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:02:00 +00002009-07-17T22:34:29.651-07:00I just read an article on how a 15 year old (intern) detailed the habits of teens in the tech heavy world of today and how the media should take notice. He went on to report:1. Teens don't Twitter. It is a waste of texting.2. Teens don't read newspapers.3. Banner ads don't work on teens.4. Teens do not BUY music when there is music to share or stream.5. Teens want unlimited texting - Free!These http://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/07/what-we-do-and-what-we-dont-do.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-501446241384434049Sun, 12 Jul 2009 05:38:00 +00002009-07-11T22:41:54.768-07:00 CREATIVE TALENT WORKSHOP FAQ PAGE (Frequently Asked Questions) <!-- table.main {width:;border:none;} table.blog {width:100%;font-size:x-small;font-family:Verdana;color:000000;word-wrap:break-word;background-color:FFFFFF;} .blogSubject {font-size:;font-family:Arial;color:000000;font-weight:bold;} .blogContent {font-size:x-small;font-family:Verdana;color:000000;font-weight:normal;} http://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/07/creative-talent-workshop-faq-page.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-4769793855735960031Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:55:00 +00002009-07-11T08:57:11.382-07:00I received a phone call at my office from an actor friend who wanted to know how would one go about starting a Christian game show? The game show he had envisioned would be much like Jeopardy or Who Wants To Be a Millionaire except that all the questions would come from the Bible. He also wanted to know just where did these game shows come up with the millions of dollars paid out to winning http://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/07/god-game-shows-peyton-mannings-knee.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-6078020662837570329Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:28:00 +00002009-07-08T11:23:10.626-07:00First off... Michael Jackson and I are the same age. I remember every moment of his career and popularity as Jackson 5 front man. I remember the girls in my class having his posters and playing his 45s over and over at our middle school parties.I followed their success through TV appearances, radio play lists and even Tiger Beat magazines. I knew that Jackie wanted to be the break out star of thehttp://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/07/michael-jackson-side-by-side.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-7765132797434726764Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:47:00 +00002009-07-07T03:32:32.816-07:00The Police were a popular rock group of the early 80s. It seems every year they released a new and killer album to their growing fan base. But one year they held off... and what happened? Men at Work (the Aussie band) appeared and filled the void. Short lived but popular.Bruce Springsteen launched a juggernaut with his Born in the USA CD. (The first CD ever released BTW!) The music was popular http://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/07/gaga-over-radio-shuffle.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-242673996173067527Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:23:00 +00002009-07-06T08:25:50.968-07:00What has happened with sports and the steroid era explosion is that players and salaries have climbed aboard a treacherous see-saw. The steroids, while considered dangerous, illegal and unfair, have always been performance enhancing. They build and repair broken, tired and torn muscles faster than any rest or rehab. The faster an athlete can rebuild or condition their body, the faster they can http://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/07/what-has-happened-with-sports-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-4239261325782000442Sun, 05 Jul 2009 10:19:00 +00002009-07-05T03:41:07.912-07:00In the court of public opinion, when it comes to dissing Sarah Palin, you may just end up in court. Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska, the Friday before the Fourth of July weekend, more than a year before her term was to end. She expressed later online that she had a "higher calling". Her plans? To bring conservatives back together again and rebuild the Republican party. Well! Good luckhttp://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/07/palin-lawyer-threatens-lawsuits-for-pie.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-1839136922629981932Sun, 05 Jul 2009 00:08:00 +00002009-07-04T17:10:06.247-07:00Looking for a great way to break the ice at parties? Want to add a little fun at a reunion? Want to mystify your friends and family with just a plain deck of playing cards? Then learn how to tell fortunes. It's all for fun and for entertainment purposes only. Everybody loves to hear about their futures, whether they tell you or dismiss you. A little card magic (which comes from how the cards arehttp://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/07/how-to-tell-fortunes-at-parties.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-5936538805290353757Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:54:00 +00002009-07-04T00:57:28.204-07:00To understand the relationship between an actor and his talent agent, I have decided to explain by dissecting an infamous joke. As you read, you will understand that there is truth behind all humor, but it is the lack of truth which provides the humor. ~ An actor comes home and finds his home ransacked... [First let it be known, actors do not own houses. Mortgage companies rarely see acting ashttp://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/07/relationship-between-actor-and-agent.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-4897891446178236511Fri, 03 Jul 2009 03:49:00 +00002009-07-03T06:49:13.312-07:00An instruction guide/comedy in 4 parts PART ONE Since these people have no life of their own after taking on a project, reminding them of the "real world" can be dangerous and should be avoided at all cost.Scenario:Talent discusses part of the audition sides (script) with chain smoking producer.Talent: This is just like on the TV show Lost in that episode where they found the cave and...http://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/07/how-to-handle-self-serving-non-paying.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-6944569738391053370Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:44:00 +00002009-07-02T09:06:18.541-07:00Alaska governor Sarah (Poser) Palin remarks in a (hard hitting?) * FLUFF * article for some running magazine that she could beat Obama in a running race! Is she still playing the media idiot?Hey Honey?!!! You do look good at 45. You are not fat... yet! ...But that does not make you a contender for the role of leader of the whole free world. Now pick up your Victoria Secret lace off the floor, http://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/07/palin-pales-to-impress-obama-in-race.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-8473505952213696136Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:51:00 +00002009-07-02T02:53:52.424-07:00More men have been interested in finding ways of getting out of the house to play golf than finding ways to get their respective partners interested. By following the tips explained in this article a married couple and share the passion and frustration associated with the great game of golf. If your wife knows little about the game, you are going to have to bring her up to speed through http://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/07/how-to-get-her-into-golf.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-8081834627745959445Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:59:00 +00002009-07-01T20:02:58.689-07:00If your kid is painting a blue duck and you stop them by saying "there are NO blue ducks"... you have just gotten in the way of the creative process. Unless that duck is being painted on your hallway wall... go watch that episode of Ace of Cakes you DVR-ed in the other room and let them be. They'll ask you for a critique when they want one.FOR MORE WORDS OF ADVICE BY MJ FERRUZZA CLICK HEREhttp://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/07/if-your-kid-is-painting-blue-duck-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-5195093614339148413Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:50:00 +00002009-07-01T17:53:51.175-07:00I have read the book. I have seen the movie. I have followed the hype.Dan Brown has given Leonardo Da Vinci more credit than he deserves. Or needs. Leonardo Da Vinci was a brilliant artist, thinker and designer. Dan Brown used that credibility and added some far out leads, theories and the unbelieveable to weave his own tale of intrigue all the way to financial riches. Who really had the hiddenhttp://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/07/hidden-images-in-da-vincis-paintings.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-4018810050035438390Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:53:00 +00002009-07-01T14:55:40.868-07:00The F Buddy. The Booty Call. The Usual Suspect. These come from the clever, if not crass, descriptive terminology we use to describe sexual partners in relationships that don't ask for commitment. Researchers deem that a healthy relationship between two caring partners must include intimacy, contact, sharing and give and take. The sex only relationship can be a shallow self serving alternative. http://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/07/sex-only-relationship.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-2265871709149574723Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:53:00 +00002009-07-01T07:16:43.736-07:00In this fast paced world, an occasional obstacleor set back seems like it can disrupt your entire life.It is time to gain control and get focus back in your life.Call me now and find the easiest andquickest way to overcome your problems.Let's get your life back on track.Stop blaming yourself and others and start living again.Let me help you work through:* Dating dos and don'ts* How to meet new http://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/07/dating-advice-made-easy-in-this-fast.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-5319964241066222618Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:59:00 +00002009-07-01T02:01:00.710-07:00You are worthless. You are not deserving of happiness. All the faults that were insinuated were true. You could not make anyone happy. You were wrong. You don't know anything. You were horrible as a friend, a confidant and even worse a lover. Now that all of that garbage is out of the way, it is time for the truth. You are a person. You have the right to be treated with respect. Never forget thathttp://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/07/tips-for-moving-on-after-bad-breakup.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-7124261527175299489Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:14:00 +00002009-06-30T18:17:16.193-07:00OK! So your $290,000 house has been estimated to be really worth $145,000. Shocker! You try to sell it, but will never make up the difference. Your credit goes bad, you cannot find a new lender, it's time to lease a house or even look into an apartment. Ah! The infamous housing bubble. Instead of just sitting and waiting out the market or some miracle mortgage bailout, here are 3 extreme http://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/06/ok-so-your-290000-house-has-been.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-4263463567278741406Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:55:00 +00002009-06-30T07:57:24.519-07:00With the rash of news reports concerning recent celebrity deaths... and photos of moving vans in front of Michael Jackson's home, I have decided to use my marketing skills to promote this service... "Your Final Fuzzy Handcuff Maid Service".If you should die relatively young and completely unexpected, our group of confidential cleaners will come into your selected home, apartment, houseboat, love http://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/06/your-final-fuzzy-handcuff-maid-service.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-419819290231128746Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:53:00 +00002009-06-30T05:55:48.700-07:00Your heart is racing. You can't breathe. You feel your chest tightening. You have a sense of vertigo. You think you are having a heart attack, but you come out of it in about 15 minutes or less. What was that? You ask yourself. You have just experienced a panic attack.The medical explanation is your adrenaline goes into overdrive. The historical explanation is that as cavemen we needed this http://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/06/your-heart-is-racing.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-5115189232694422771Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:19:00 +00002009-06-29T05:21:20.939-07:00OK Baby Boomers... There goes another one. Impressionist Fred Travalena dies of cancer. I have figured the cause of it all..Ed McMahon, David Carradine, Michael Jackson, Farrah, Billy Mays and Fred Travalena... Johnny Carson has hired a new booking agent for his show in heaven!http://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/06/another-celebrity-death.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4393577519623545323.post-8846711412396839012Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:41:00 +00002009-06-28T20:47:57.318-07:00Where did it all go wrong? Jon and Kate Gosselin have filed for divorce. Was it her bitchiness? Was it his lack of enthusiasm? Was it the pressure of raising 8 kids in the spotlight? Or was it the media? The transformation of frumpy Kate to media darling (or limelight hog) was a TV gem to millions of reality viewers. Here was a woman who could balance writing books, interviews, and finding time http://howisawzit.blogspot.com/2009/06/jon-and-kate-8-disintergrate.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Surfersam)0