See Through My Eyes

2011-05-02T17:03:00.000-04:00

Well, because someone decided to spam me, I will not be making any money at all.
So, whoever you are, thanks a shitload.
I really appreciate it.
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18 Craziest Mailbox Designs

2011-04-29T01:36:00.000-04:00

Source.

You are a pirate.

2011-04-29T01:28:00.001-04:00

Click here.

Skeletal Systems Of Popular Cartoon Characters

2011-04-29T01:24:00.001-04:00

Source.

Milk Expiration

2011-04-29T01:17:00.000-04:00

Eyes are intense

2011-04-27T20:43:00.000-04:00

The rest can be found here.

Tornado watch

2011-04-27T20:38:00.002-04:00

They scare the shit out of me. I am terrified of tornados.

What if it hits?
What if it hits?
What if it hits?
What if it hits?
What if it hits?
What if it hits?

Friendships.

2011-04-27T03:00:00.000-04:00

I take friendships seriously, so when I get close to someone, they end up meaning a lot to me. Unfortunately, I have a horrible habit of becoming friends with people that either

Treat me like shit
Take me for granted
Have traits that really, really irk me
Don't care about my friendship
Ignore me

I realized that I tend to gravitate toward people I normally wouldn't get along with. Why? Because the things about them that piss me off distract me from the bad things in my life. I've had a handful of great friends, obviously, but most of my friendships have been with people who have good qualities, but really shitty ones too. It's a sickness. I don't like disliking anyone, and I always try so desperately to make my friendships work. But those people never meet me halfway. It's been like this since I was really young and it sucks.

Because it's cute.

2011-04-27T00:00:00.000-04:00

Pokemon + romantic crap = <3

I'm so addicted to this:

2011-04-26T23:58:00.002-04:00

http://nyan.cat/

Regular blogging will now resume.

2011-04-26T14:20:00.000-04:00

Miracle Fruit Makes (Almost) Everything Delicious

Miracle fruit, a berry from Africa, has a strange effect: After eating it, everything sour suddenly tastes sweet.

Willy Wonka came up with some pretty cool confectionary creations: Non-melting ice cream. The Everlasting Gobstopper. Edible wallpaper. And who wouldn’t have loved to try his Three-Course-Dinner-Gum? (Though we probably wouldn’t have been so wild about turning into a giant blueberry, a la Violet Beauregard.)

But did you know there’s a nature-made treat that rivals any of Wonka’s wild concoctions? It’s the miracle fruit, a berry from West Africa with an amazing effect: When you eat a piece of the strange fruit, it makes everything sour taste sweet for the next hour or so.

That means, with the magical effects of the miracle fruit in place, you can scarf down lemon slices as if they were gummy drops. The tang of goat cheese turns to sugary sweetness. Even a bitter beer could be mistaken for a milkshake, one miracle fruit-eater told The Wall Street Journal.

Though miracle fruit has been around for hundreds of years, it’s recently become a cult phenomenon: All around the globe, curious foodies are seeking out the exotic berry and holding miracle fruit parties, where they serve up the berries along with plenty of lemons, limes, and other tart foods for a totally one-of-a-kind flavor sensation.

A word to the wise, though: Don’t follow a piece of miracle fruit up with a slice of cake, or you may never come down from the sugar high.

http://gimundo.com/news/article/miracle-fruit-makes-almost-everything-delicious//

Engagement and marriage.

2011-04-26T03:09:00.001-04:00

I really wish people took engagement more seriously. So many people in really short relationships are already engaged and it’s ridiculous. If you’re really going to be together “forever”, why rush it? I’m not saying that none of them really love each other, but I think it’s really stupid and immature to jump into love, engagement, and marriage like that. You can be happy in a relationship without moving so fast.

It's spring

2011-04-25T17:15:00.000-04:00

and it feels like midsummer. I'm literally sitting in my room in a bra and underwear and it's ONLY April. This heat is ridiculous and I don't know what to do. We're not turning our air on until it's absolutely necessary. GRANDMA, IT'S NECESSARY.

I found this:

2011-04-25T02:29:00.002-04:00

At the bottom of my chicken fingers bag. It's ice and crumbs. Wut.

Will I ever have a normal dream?

2011-04-23T15:56:00.003-04:00

I was in someone’s house, and my cat was in the fridge, so I went to the fridge to get my cat. He was sitting in a bowl of cabbage and I was like, “Wtf, Kurt, why are you in cabbage?” So I pulled him out and he turned into a giant strawberry. Then suddenly, I was part B on a Human Centipede, except part A was a stuffed animal that I had to hold in my mouth so it wasn’t that bad. And the girl who was C kept biting my buttcheek and it was a minor inconvenience. Then the doctor takes us to New York City and we aren’t attached anymore, so we’re walking around and my grandmother shows up, so we go shopping. I go into a Pokemon store and I just start stealing everything, and I met this guy named Joey and he kissed me and I was like, “Oh, you must be my boyfriend that I forgot I had.” So we end up talking and I want to leave, so we go outside and I overhear him telling people we had sex and I was crazy, so I was like, “SERIOUSLY JOEY, IT WASN’T ALL THAT GOOD. IT WAS TINY.” And everyone one the sidewalk laughed. And this guy walked by and was like, “From what I can see, even her invisible dick beats yours." And I laughed. Then my grandmother takes me to another store, and there are GIANT stuffed animals, like, as big as a car. And I want one. So my grandmother distracts the store owner and I steal a giant dragon and fly it out of the store and all the way to Canada. Then I wake up.

I'm sorry.

2011-04-22T14:38:00.000-04:00

I haven't really been posting much. First, it was because I didn't have a working keyboard, then it was because I got wrapped up in playing The Sims, and now... it's because I'm just so exhausted and at a loss for inspiration. I'm sure I'll think of something to write about, but at this moment, I'm shooting blanks. Happy blogging!

Gotta hatch em' all!

2011-04-20T21:29:00.002-04:00

The Unpopular Opinion [Glee Version]:

2011-04-20T19:15:00.000-04:00

I don't like Glee. *Shocker!* I don't like the script, the songs, the acting, the characters, or anything about it. I do, however, respect them all for being in a show that majority of people like, AND bringing to attention the struggles of being a part of LGBT youth. I do think that's great, and since it's such a popular show, a lot of people see it. I just can't stand it though. It's SO corny. Not even the good kind of corny.. it's the annoying kind of corny. The corny that makes me want to scream SHUT UP every time someone opens their mouth to sing. I saw a few episodes, so yes, I have every right to judge, and I only liked one. And that was the Lady Gaga one because it had such a strong and positive message in regards to acceptance and being weird. But overall, the show is really annoying and the lip syncing is terrible and it bothers me.
If you like it, good for you! I mean, really. To each their own. I, however, am never going to like it, so don't bother trying to convince me otherwise.

Florida Christians protest Atheist billboard,

2011-04-20T14:53:00.000-04:00

View Article.

"According to the Christians in the area, saying that non-believers can be good people discriminates against Christians."

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Oh my god, this is ridiculous. No pun intended. It's okay for Christians to put up billboards advertising their churches and christ, but it's completely wrong for a group of Athiests to put up a billboard... A billboard that isn't even offensive. All it's doing is reaching out to other people who share the same beliefs... Isn't that what church is? Hypocrisy in it's "purest" form. I don't care what anyone's beliefs are... to each their own, but when you get angry over people not believing what you do, that's a problem! Try tolerance, it'll get you pretty far.

This is brilliant:

2011-04-20T14:35:00.000-04:00

I mean, who doesn't love Narwhals?

Non-Twin Twins Born to Same Mom, Same Day

2011-04-20T02:41:00.001-04:00

Posted by Madeline Holler

Two Scottish girls born to the same mother minutes apart are not twins. Hmmm. How does that work?

Defying million-to-one odds and everything you ever knew about fertility and hormones and monthly cycles, a 29-year-old mother of two got pregnant a couple of times within the span of a few weeks.

After she initially became pregnant, her menstrual cycle soldiered on none-the-wiser and released an egg the following month, which also became fertilized and eventually implanted. Oh, and Mom was on the pill the whole time.

The mother found out she was pregnant with two non-twins at a routine 12-week ultrasound. While checking over the older fetus – flailing arms and legs and all – the techs also saw a blob, which appeared to be more like a fetus nine weeks along. And it, too, was alive. A subsequent ultrasound showed that the younger fetus was still hanging in there and developing according to schedule -- three weeks after the first one.

Mom continued to grow along with the fetuses, which, while housed in the same uterus at the same time, were technically not twins, but still must suffer the fate of all sisters close in age -- identical outfits.

The girls were born at 29 and 34 weeks gestation after an emergency c-section but are now home, thriving and happy.

Armchair Family Planning Counselor here suggests this mother find an alternative method for birth control. This woman got pregnant not only while she was on the pill, not only while she was already pregnant, but while she was already pregnant and still taking the pill. Her ovaries are firing off rounds of eggs like automatic weapons.

Photo: worldwidefeatures.com

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WOW, this is pretty incredible. I know I would freak the hell out if my birth control failed twice, and especially if I was already pregnant, but it's nice to know that the babies survived and are healthy. Mom was probably shocked as hell. Dad and the doctors too, really.

Instant Heart Attack:

2011-04-20T02:37:00.002-04:00

Random People of Walmart:

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All of these and more can be found here.

Classy man.

I'm inspired... If only I had a beard.

A perfect example as to why some people simply should NOT breed.

I'm really diggin' all the colors...

I'm jealous.

Or, you know, use protection.

No words.

I have such a hard time wrapping my head around why people think either of these things look good...

Okay, I'm bored with this now. Enjoy.

Tyler Durden:

2011-04-20T01:55:00.000-04:00

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring
greater services to the American people.

RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with
crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that Chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2009, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?

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