Knife-Life-Crisis

Dear Friends of the Swiss Army Knife Cult.....

2006-10-31T16:06:00.000+01:00

No knife-cartoons for more than a month. Sorry about that. But: This is not a final cut. It's just temporary.
I'll be back. Don't know exactly when. Have to write a bunch of tv-scripts and stuff to make a living. So, please,
keep in touch and visit this blog every once in a while.
CU
MacKnife

2006-09-27T09:29:00.000+02:00

Shrink in jeopardy.

2006-09-27T09:28:00.000+02:00

God save the Queen.

2006-09-27T09:27:00.000+02:00

Why are french knives so arrogant?

2006-09-27T09:26:00.000+02:00

Warning: to much tv takes your edge off.

2006-09-27T09:24:00.000+02:00

Knives of the Caribbean.

2006-09-03T21:20:00.000+02:00

Two flying Swiss Army Knives cursing a knife-thrower just a second before they hit the target.

2006-09-03T21:15:00.000+02:00

Loudmouthed show-off rapping about his "first time" (which was, to tell you the truth, a devastating disaster).

2006-08-30T10:02:00.000+02:00

Embracing Reality.

2006-08-30T10:00:00.000+02:00

Three rejected knives finding comfort in chanting a Frank-Zappa-Tune.

2006-08-30T09:59:00.000+02:00

Ship of Tools.

2006-08-24T14:23:00.000+02:00

Fleas & Fees

2006-08-17T20:57:00.000+02:00

FAQ: How can I distinguish original Swiss-Army-Knives from fakes?
Answer: The original Knives don't wear hats and sleep like bats.

2006-08-17T20:56:00.000+02:00

Two knives feeling guilty.

2006-08-16T19:48:00.000+02:00

The Swiss-Army-Knife of Sigmund Freud.

2006-08-15T10:01:00.000+02:00

Dear R.E.M.-Addicts: Please don't do that at home, kids.

2006-08-15T09:42:00.000+02:00

Let the good times roll.

2006-08-14T21:28:00.000+02:00

The shrink always knows better.

2006-08-14T21:24:00.000+02:00

An unexpected answer.

No cartoons, but at least a joke.

2006-08-11T19:12:00.000+02:00

McKnife was very busy this week. Had to make some money. Had to rewrite a filmscript (you can't make money by drawing cute pocket-knife-cartoons).

McKnife would be happy if you'd accept a little pocket-knife-joke as an ersatz.

Okay, there it is:

Three pocket-knives meet at an international pocket-knife-convention. One is from France, one is from Switzerland, one is from the US of A.
"I'm so sharp", says the french knife, "that I can cut an oyster into one hundred slices and it will still look absolutely intact and you'll can swallow it in one piece."
"I'm so sharp", says the swiss knife, "when I cut out some pieces of a cheese and push them back into the wholes, the cheese will look absolutely intact."
"I'm so sharp", says the american knife, "that I can cut the brain of George W. Bush into one thousand pieces and if you take an x-ray-picture of his head after that, you'll still see an absolutely intact tiny pea lying in his scull."

2006-08-07T23:03:00.000+02:00

The ugly faces of stupid phrases (1)

2006-08-07T23:02:00.000+02:00

The ugly faces of stupid phrases (2)

2006-08-07T23:00:00.000+02:00

The ugly faces of stupid phrases (3)

2006-08-01T09:48:00.000+02:00

Liberté-Egalité-Fraternité 1

2006-08-01T09:47:00.000+02:00

Liberté-Egalité-Fraternité 2