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2012-08-22T23:59:00.000-07:00

Love IS not how U forget but how U forgive

not how U listen but how U understand

not what U see but what U feel

and not how U let go but how U hold on

Friends are those who help us when we are in problem,

Make us when we are crying,

Make our heart feel better when we do not feel better &

are ready to sacrifice for friend in time of need so never let any friend to go far from you.

Love is peace & anger combination of flower & thorn

If we take it patiently & in a cool way, we can be successful in love.

So keep loving & wining heart of all

Real Love is not based on romance, candle light dinner and walks along the beach...

In fact its based on respect, compromise, care and trust..!!

Successful friendship doesn't depend on how good understanding we have....

But it depends on how better we avoid misunderstandings...

1 addmi ne anna se pucha- kaffan me jeb kyu nahi hoti?

Anna ne jwab dia- beta kyunki mout kabi rishwat nahi leti

STOP CORRUPTION

When 1st time I met you, I became crazy in your love.

It is not fake it is true, I LOVE U, I LOVE U.

Scroll down

if u Hate me

I don't believe

you’re scrolling

I Hate u 2

Hate u

hate u

STILL SCROLLING?

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls

Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second Guy- What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis, I Will Marry Ur Sis

"Close ur eyes to the faults of others,

but keep them open to discover ur own"

Dont feel bad if people remember you only when they need you.

Feel privileged That you are like a candle when there is darkness in their Life

My love for you is a journey;

Starting at forever, And ending at never.

Never Forget The Hero's who scarified Their Life's to Bring Up this Glorious Day To India.

Jai Hind.

Happy Independence Day.

Proud to Be An Indian....

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But I can’t send you all of them,

It will take a lot of time,

So I’m sending you just 1 joke . . .

“You are so beautiful”

Its just not another holiday.

Its independence day.

Be proud to be indian try to salute the flag!

Jai hind!

:- INTELLIGENT

N:- NAIVE

D:- DEMOCRAT

I :- INDEPENDENT

A:-ADMIRABLE

N:-NONVIOLENT 2 B PROUD 4 INDIAN

NEW YEAR SMS

2011-08-24T01:31:00.000-07:00

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

May this New Year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

Hope u'll have a New Year that starts right and ends Happy!

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for March, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2008

I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

May The Year 2011 Bring for You....

Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

In 'The Universal Bank of God'...

God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you...
So, Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.

W
Y
H

WI
YO
HA

WIS
YOU
HAP

WISH
YOU A
HAPPY

*****************
*NEW YEAR 2011*
*****************

Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011.

With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011*

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NEW YEAR SMS

2011-08-24T01:28:00.000-07:00

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

May ALLAH make ur year a happy one!
Not by shielding you from all sorrows and pain,
But by strengthening you to bear it, as it comes;
Not by making your path easy,
But by making you sturdy to travel any path;
Not by taking hardships from you,
But by taking fear from your heart;
Not by granting you unbroken sunshine,
But by keeping your face bright, even in the shadows;

Allah Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Through Life That is coming In Ur Way.May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for AprilFun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2011.

In Year 2011 may God...would be your Best Friend, He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year 2011..

You know God arrange for you..
12 Months of Love,
52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,
& 365 days of Happiness.
So when you Mixed them all..
You will found a Very Happy Year! & I think it's 2011 My Dear.

Hi My Very Special Friend..I pray you lay in rest,God bless you always & may New Year 2011..Bring you a lot of Love & Happiness.

A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2011.

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NEW YEAR SMS

2011-08-24T01:26:00.000-07:00

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2011.

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.

Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness...Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2011 with God Bless..

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.

Happy New Year
Receive my simple gift of Love
Wrapped with Sincerity
Tied with care and
Sealed with blessings
2 Keep you happy and safe all the life long.
Happy New Year....

For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning. Happy New Year.

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for you.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

God bless you and keep you safe not only today but throughout life that is coming in your way. May year to follow be among the best you have ever spent.

Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

May The Year 2011 Bring for You....

Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a... Happy New Year

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits and
Forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Before the golden sun sets,
old calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed

For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning. Happy New Year.

Year’s end is neither an end
nor a beginning
but a going on,
with all the wisdom
that experience
can instill in us.
Happy New Year.

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NEW YEAR SMS

2011-08-24T01:24:00.000-07:00

I Wish a wish for You Dear.. Sending you Big bunch of Wishes from the Heart close to where. Wish you a Very Very Happy New Year..

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011*

Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution.

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday. Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

Bith gaya jo saal, Bhul jayye,
Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake...
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

I Wish in 2oo9 God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!

Es Naye Saal mai..
Jo to chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2011 bring Happiness for you Dear.

Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,
Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,
Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar,
Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe...HAPPY NEW YEAR

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NEW YEAR SMS

2011-08-24T01:23:00.000-07:00

Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful,
Mind Blowing, sweaty & Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...happy, very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011.

With all the Rose’s Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles…
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011*

Even
If we have..

Less talks
Less hellos
Less stories
Less greetings
But always
Remember that

My prayers
Will
Never b
Less…
for You….
Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2011 with God Bless!

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for March, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful New Year 2011

Hope u'll have a New Year that starts right and ends Happy!

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the networks get jammed.....Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2011.

A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2011.

In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you...
So, Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.

Lamha-Lamha Waqt Gujar Jaayega,
Ek Din Baad Naya Saal Aayega,
Aaj Hi Aapko 'HAPPY NEW YEAR' ki wish kar du,
Warna Baazi Koi Aur Mar Jayega
Happy New Year 2011!

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends. God bless you through out the new Year.

Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness...Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2011 with God Bless.

Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar,
Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
New Year 2011 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!

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SHORT SMS

2011-08-24T01:20:00.000-07:00

Reality is an Illusion caused by Alcohol deficiency.

Brains aren't everything.
In fact, in your case, they're nothing.

You never fail until you stop trying.

If nothing lasts forever,
will you be my nothing?

The future belongs to those
who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Is that love I see in your eyes,
Or merely a reflection of mine?

Death is not the greatest loss in life,
The greatest loss is
What dies in you when you are alive.

How do u keep busy an idiot?
Press down
-
Press up
...
Press Down
...!

Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV...

I"ve got the ship, you"ve got the harbor

There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through...

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...

The secret of happiness is not
doing what one likes, but
liking what one has to do.

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.

Always forgive your enemies;
nothing else annoys them so much.

It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails..

I am sorry
How can I begin to say I am sorry.
I didn't mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me.

I am sorry

Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Science without Religion is Lame,
Religion without Science is Blind.

A man can't be too carefull in the choice of his enemies.

Algebra: A weapon of math destruction.

Good days come often,
Bad days do too,
But the best days only come
when I?m with you.

Plan your work and work your plan.

What is a free gift?
Aren't all gifts free?

I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
One to get in and another to get out.

Not doing more than average is what keeps the average down

If you can't explain it simply,
you don't understand it well enough

Be nice to your kids.
They'll choose your nursing home

Prospective father-in-law - Do you drink?
Prospective son-in-law - First tell me, whether it is a question or an invitation.

Teacher: Nissar tum kaise paida hue?
Nissar: Jawani janeman ??.
Hasin dilruba?..Mile do dil jawaan??
Nissar ho gaya!

Familiarity breeds children

ADULT SMS

2011-08-24T01:14:00.000-07:00

If you cry, I cry...
if you laugh, I laugh...
if you are happy, I am too...
if you are sad, I am too...
and if you are alone, call me.

Why does a woman have two pair of lips?...................
One is for fighting and one is to make up.

Ramdev: Beta, hamesha apne se badi ko Maa, choti ko beti aur barabar wali ko bhan samjho.
Banta: Baba fir ye l**d tum rakh lo,
Ramdev: Kyo Beta
Banta: jadi-buti kutne k kaam aayega.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*?
She says: What's that? .....
He says: We go to my place, have love and than you dissappear.....

Johnny wanted to have s e x with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, "The idiot used coins!"

Man 2 Wife : Business is Going Down
If U Learn To Cook
We Can Remove Bavarchi
Wife : ****
If U Learn To f***
We Can Remove Driver , Gardner & Watchman ..

.A MAN SAYS 2 HIS WIFE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT'LL MAKE ME HAPPY AND MAD AT THE SAME TIME. THE WIFE SAYS: YUR thing IS BIGGER THAN YOUR BROTHER'S

A child on juice corner-
Papaji koi aisi Machine nahi hai Jisme Juice dalo to Fal nikle?
Father- Hai,
Teri Mummy.
Usme maine Juice dala to Tu nikal aaya..!!..

A girl askz pappu
Gril: Wo kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
Pappu: legs
Girl: wo kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai or meri pant main nai hai?
pappu: paise
Girl : wo kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye raat ko
bistar pe karte hain?
Pappu : neend
Girl: Woh kia hai jo larki pehli dafa karwate hoe pain ki
waja se roti hai ?
Pappu: kaan main chaid(Hole)
Moral : aap bhi apni neeat(intention) pappu ki tarhan rakhain
SHukria!

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.
Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.

So, he inserted his “manhood” into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.

Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn’t remove the instrument from his ‘member.’ He read the manual but didn’t find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.

Finally, he decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line.

“Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company.

It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?”

“Don’t worry,” replied the customer service rep,

“The machine will release automatically once it’s collected two gallons…

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega..

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ADULT SMS

2011-08-24T01:12:00.001-07:00

Funny Laws of s e x

> The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
> Nothing improves with age.
> No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
> S e x has no calories.
> S e x takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
> There is no remedy for s e x but more s e x.
> S e x appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
> No s e x with anyone in the same office.
> S e x is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
> A man in the house is worth two in the street.
> If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
> Virginity can be cured.
> When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
> Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
> The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
> S e x is dirty only if it's done right.
> It is always the wrong time of month.
> The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
> When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
> S e x is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
> Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
> The younger the better.
> The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
> It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
> S e x discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
> Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
> There may be some things better than s e x, and some things worse than s e x. But there is nothing exactly like it.
> Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
> Love is a hole in the heart.
> If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
> Love is a matter of chemistry, s e x is a matter of physics.
> Do it only with the best.
> S e x is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
> One good turn gets most of the blankets.
> You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
> Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
> It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
> Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
> Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
> Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
> Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
> A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
> What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
> It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
> Never say no.
> A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
> Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
> Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
> Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
> A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
> Love comes in spurts.
> The world does not revolve on an axis.
> S e x is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
> Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
> Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
> There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
> Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
> Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
> "This won't hurt, I promise."

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ADULT SMS

2011-08-24T01:11:00.000-07:00

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right

now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Girl: con doms Dena..
Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-e
Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi, taki tere jaisa dusra CHU TIYA paida na kare...

Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..toilet!

In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Pushpa you are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body.
I had to go to bed without you....
where are u stupid pyjamas.....!

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

I want to suck you …
lick you …
wanna move my tongue all over you …
wanna feel you in my mouth …
yep, that’s how I … eat an ice cream!

What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle?
Answer: 'COCUNUT'

Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty?
ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!

Roses are red ... Pickles are green ...
I love your legs and whats in between

S e x is like nokia (connecting people)
like nike (just do it)
like pepsi (ask for more) and
like samsung (everybody is invited)

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ADULT SMS

2011-08-24T01:06:00.000-07:00

The word Bo ob is d perfect description & drawing 4 wat it symbolises
U See,

B : Top View
oo: Front View
b: Side View
This is what we call drawing!
:P

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Love is a gamble,
S e x is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir Stayfree ke ad ma cheating kyun?

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite

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ADULT SMS

2011-08-24T01:05:00.000-07:00

HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
WIFE: That you are a HOMOSEXUAL

Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon?
Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon.

What is the difference When
A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt &
A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt?

Ans:
The Girl Will Look
SE XY
&
The Boy
.
.
.
A CHURCH BELL! ;)

Utility of Mangalsutra?

Licence 2 enjoy Kamasutra without Con dom..

Whats the utility of a Con dom?

Licence to enjoy Kamasutra without the Mangalsutra..

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after s e x?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,
when a man puts his location in a woman's destination,
did U understand the explination or
would U like a demonstration?

Do you like maths,
if so add a bed,
subtract ur clothes,
divide your legs and
can we multiply?

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6? long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s bre ast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC

S E X FUL! in LIFE.

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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HOLI SMS

2011-08-24T01:02:00.000-07:00

Har rang aap pe barse,
Har koi apse Holi khelne ko tarse;
Rang de aapko sab itna,
Ki aap rang chhudane ko tarse.
Wishing U a very
Happy N Colorfull Holi!

Happy Holi to all Indians
Bhaiyon Holi ke rango mein khoob rangna aur masti karna. I hope this Holi brings lot
of colors in each and everybody's life. I wish I was in India to celebrate Holi with
my loved ones. I miss the grand celebration.

खाके गुजिया, पी के भंग
लगा के थोड़ा थोड़ा सा रंग
बजा के ढोलक और मृदंग
खेलें होली हम तेरे संग।
होली मुबारक
Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,
laaga k thora thora sa rang,
baaja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK

रंगों में घुली लड़की क्या लाल गुलाबी है
जो देखता है कहता है क्या माल गुलाबी है
पिछले बरस तूने जो भिगोया था होली में
अब तक निशानी का वो रुमाल गुलाबी है।
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

मक्की की रोटी नींबू का अचार
सूरज की किरणें खुशियों की बहार
चांद की चांदनी अपनॊं का प्यार
मुबारक हो आपको होली का त्यौहार।

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

Rang lekar khelte gulal, lekar khelte Radha sang Holi Nand lal khelte...Bolo sara
rara
Happy N Colorfull Holi!

Dil karta hai,
Apke
Sang
Gauan
Jhumu
Nachu
Khelu
Kudoo
Jasn manaoo
Lekin
Pahle
Apko
Rang to
Laga loo
Happy Holi!

Holi Ka Gulal Ho,
Rango Ki Bahar Ho,
Gujhia Ki Mithas Ho,
Ek Baat Khas Ho,
Sab Ke Dil Main Pyar Ho,
Yahi Apna Tyohaar Ho,
Wish U Happy Holi!

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar, Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar, Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, HoliMubarak!

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
Holi Mubarak!

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi!

May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi!

रंग उड़ाये पिचकारी
रंग से रंग जाये दुनिया सारी
होली के रंग आपके जीवन को रंग दें
ये शुभकामना है हमारी।
शुभ होली।
Rang udaye Pichkari
rang se rang jaye duniya sari
holi ke rang aapke jeevan ko rang de
ye shubha kamana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI

रंग के त्यौहार में
सभी रंगों की हो भरमार
ढेर सारी खुशियों से भरा हो आपका संसार
यही दुआ है हमारी भगवान से हर बार।
होली मुबारक।
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,
Holi Mubarak!

If wishes came in rainbow colours, I would send you the brightest ones to say, Happy Holi!

Tumhari holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! wishing you a Happy N Colorfull Holi!

Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai
Happy N Colorfull Holi!

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,
Holi Mubarak!

Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
Happy Holi!

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi!

SMS JOKES

2011-08-24T00:53:00.000-07:00

Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life. RANI - Before marriage. LAXMI - After marriage. BAI - After children.

Why did God Create 'you' before Me....? Ans: B'cause he wanted to Create a 'Sample', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*

Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.

SMS Heaven! Q) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A) Because they are afraid of what they have created!

A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?

There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!

Do you take me 2 be ur lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4 rich qoutes or corny jokes, in text meassging & in poor signal, till low batt do us part?

Husbd: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

Teacher: Why is your nose red? Max: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no "b" in rose. Max: There was in this one!

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain

What do you call a female who never laughs? "HASINA"

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain

Confidence and Confidential Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident. Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential.

Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!".

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".

Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."

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SMS JOKES

2011-08-24T00:50:00.000-07:00

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART

Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."

Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!

Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law"

They say Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now!

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision...

Regular Naps Prevent Old Age... Especially If You Take Them While Driving!

Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well

I'm sorry that I'm running late! There is a power failure and I am stuck on the escalator.

What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!

U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand...

Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!

Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend!!

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SMS JOKES

2011-08-24T00:47:00.000-07:00

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600

Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It might spread!!

What is the height of Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined? A: Sitting on the sea shore waiting for TSUNAMI to clean up ur ASS

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!

Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings? A: Because they don't have any. 1

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

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SMS JOKES

2011-08-24T00:45:00.000-07:00

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World......... So Plz start brushing regularly

I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!

When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, Whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.

Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they're irrational n can bankrupt u if u're not careful.

wen tings go rong, wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart, plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE

Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.

I want U 2 know dat our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry, U Lauf I Lauf, U Jump out of da window... I look down & den.. I lauf again

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only U can feel its true Warmth, Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants..

Eyes: To look at you Hands: To pray for you Mind: To care for u Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.

The big tomato said 2 the slow little tomato: ketch up!!

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SMS JOKES

2011-08-24T00:43:00.000-07:00

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!

2 days of powrcut in Delhi had made life miserable worst affected was "Delhi metro statin where families of Banta n Santa were stuck for 48 hrs on.... Escalators

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food

2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat 4 u. U know whose?? YOUR OWN

Heartbeats are countless .... Spirits are ageless .... Dreams are endless..... Memories are timeless.... A friend like you ....... Shameless!!!

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them!!

Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"

What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...

What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear

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SMS JOKES

2011-08-24T00:40:00.000-07:00

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !!

Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!

Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Should Women Have Children After 35? Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"

If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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SORRY SMS

2011-08-24T00:27:00.000-07:00

For I will declare mine iniquity; I will be sorry for my sin.

Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other

Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit.

It is easy to look back, self-indulgently, feeling pleasantly sorry for oneself and saying I didn't have this and I didn't have that. But it is only the grown woman regretting the hardships of a little girl who never thought they were hardships at all. She had the things that really mattered.

If it is once again one against forty-eight, then I am very sorry for the forty-eight.

His neighbor is a tooth-drawer. That bag at his girdle is full of the teeth that he drew at Winchester fair. I warrant that there are more sound ones than sorry, for he is quick at his work and a trifle dim in the eye.

No real English gentleman, in his secret soul, was ever sorry for the death of a political economist.

These two things are come unto thee; who shall be sorry for thee? desolation, and destruction, and the famine, and the sword: by whom shall I comfort thee? / Thy sons have fainted, they lie at the head of all the streets, as a wild bull in a net: they are full of the fury of the LORD, the rebuke of thy God.

I believe that God felt sorry for actors so he created Hollywood to give them a place in the sun and a swimming pool. The price they had to pay was to surrender their talent.

Keep courage. Whatever you do, do not feel sorry for yourself. You will win in a great age of opportunity.

I'm sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I'm sorry you must carry this burden. I'm sorry for everything!

"One of the main reasons that it is so easy to march men off to war," says Ernest Becker, is that "each of them feels sorry for the man next to him who will die."

Except for the young or very happy, I can't say I am sorry for anyone who dies.

I sit on a man's back, choking him and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by all possible means -- except by getting off his back.

atent in every man is a venom of amazing bitterness, a black resentment; something that curses and loathes life, a feeling of being trapped, of having trusted and been fooled, of being the helpless prey of impotent rage, blind surrender, the victim of a savage, ruthless power that gives and takes away, enlists a man, and crowning injury inflicts upon him the humiliation of feeling sorry for himself.

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SORRY SMS

2011-08-24T00:25:00.000-07:00

Be the first one to say Sorry when the other person seems to be hurt bcoz of U & Be the 1st one to forgive if a Person says Sorry to U!

A Good Apology has 3 Parts - 1) Im Sorry.. 2) It’s my Fault.. 3) How do I make it right? well.. unfortunately, A Lot of people usually miss the 3rd part..

Sorry is not just a word to say... Its a expression to express for a unfortunate event that experienced....

saying sorry is the purest cure of all heart aches and heart breaks! Admit to yourself that you have done wrong and say sorry. It does not only touches the heart but also touches the soul. It's the greatest thing to do that will give you the greatest feeling to enjoy. :)

I'm sorry may not mean that much to you, but it means a lifetime of our relationship to me ! Please forgive me ?

Begano se dosti ki gunjais nahi hoti,
Mout ke badh koi khavaish nahi hoti.
Saayad koi pyaar bhara dil tuta hoga,
Warna November ke mahine mein barish nahi hoti.
I am sorry!!!

How can I begin to say I`m sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I hope that you can forgive me.I’m sorry.

I hurt you… But I didn’t mean to… Please forgive me!

anytime you are angry that breaks my heart but my heart will never stop to love you..... sorry for that

I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i ...

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SORRY SMS

2011-08-24T00:23:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i .

Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...

Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit.

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

If My tomorrow never comes
‘I M sorry’ for all the Th¡ngs ¡ might have Sa¡d
‘I M sorry’ for all the Th¡ngs ¡ did Or didn,T Do
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever ¡gnored you
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever made you feel bad Or put you down
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever thought ¡ was bigger Or better than you
‘I M sorry’ for everything wrong ¡ have ever done
I M Wr¡t¡ng Th¡s becoz ¡f My tomorrow never comes?
If I never get A chance To say sorry then I m sorry.. .. .. .. .

We love our self even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.

know I’ve hurt u…

I didn’t mean to.

I am soooooooooo sorry…

Please forgive me!

Sorry is a gud weapons for some people..
Jaan bujh kar galtiaan karo, n after that just say sorry..
but actually people don't know the deep meaning of sorry....!!

if i have ever done a mistake,
4give me thinking that it was a mistake...
and dont ever 4get me even by a mistake....

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SORRY SMS

2011-08-24T00:20:00.000-07:00

How can I begin to say I`m sorry.
I didn’t mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me.
I’m sorry.

I hurt you…
But I didn’t mean to…
Please forgive me!

I am really sorry!
There have been many time in 2010
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
.
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
.
.
.
.
I plan to continue it in 2011.

SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….

know I’ve hurt u…
I didn’t mean to.
I am soooooooooo sorry…
Please forgive me!

if i have ever done a mistake,
4give me thinking that it was a mistake...
and dont ever 4get me even by a mistake....

A Good Apology has 3 Parts - 1) Im Sorry.. 2) It’s my Fault.. 3) How do I make it right? well.. unfortunately, A Lot of people usually miss the 3rd part..

saying sorry is the purest cure of all heart aches and heart breaks! Admit to yourself that you have done wrong and say sorry. It does not only touches the heart but also touches the soul. It's the greatest thing to do that will give you the greatest feeling to enjoy. :)

Begano se dosti ki gunjais nahi hoti,
Mout ke badh koi khavaish nahi hoti.
Saayad koi pyaar bhara dil tuta hoga,
Warna November ke mahine mein barish nahi hoti.I am sorry!!!

Sorry is a gud weapons for some people..
Jaan bujh kar galtiaan karo, n after that just say sorry..
but actually people don't know the deep meaning of sorry....!

Sorry is not just a word to say... Its a expression to express for a unfortunate event that experienced....

I'm sorry may not mean that much to you, but it means a lifetime of our relationship to me ! Please forgive me ?

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GOOD LUCK SMS

2011-08-24T00:16:00.000-07:00

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

Climb every mountain in your life.
You will reach the top.
Best Wishes To You.

For a Special Couple on Your Wedding Day Love grows deeper, stronger, and more beautiful when it is planted by God...

You're on the threshold of a wonderful life as husband and wife!
Congratulations and Best Wishes!!

May you grow in love and friendship through the years listening, learning, leaving room for change Yet always close enough to whisper. Best Wishes on Your Marriage!

A Wish for Your Marriage ! May each new day find your hearts a little closer, your lives a little fuller and your love a little deeper. Congratulations !

How lucky you two are to make each other's lives complete! Congratulations and Best Wishes!

For the Bride and Groom Love is like a rose, the joy of all the earth! May your love grows more beautiful with every passing year!! Best Wishes to Both of You!!!

This brings congratulations and a wish especially for both of you that your anniversary will be filled with happiness and joy that

May all the love that is yours today, Stays with you both along life way And ties that bind you grow more Through every happy future year!

Luck is like sand in hands.
It’ll sneak out through the fingers,
no matter gripped firmly or held loosely.
Only hand in the praying posture can save it!
Wish you good Luck.

My wishes are silent but true,Everywhere they will follow you,Luck is yours Wishes are mine, I wish your present & future always shine.

In year 2011 may god would be ur best frnd,he loves u deeper,always bless on u, god always guide u n carry u .happy new year

May you achieve success in every facets of life and all your heartfelt wishes comes true.Wishing you a Happy New Year of Happiness.

sweetness in your speech
talent in your mind
love in your heart
peace in your eyes
strength in your hands &
I wish always victory in your life

Exams are near,
Subjects are not clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
Bcoz i'm here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Have a great exam fest!
All the best.

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GOOD LUCK SMS

2011-08-24T00:14:00.000-07:00

Past is experience,
Present is experiment.
Future is expectation!!!
Use ur experience in your experiments to get your expectations..
** All the best & Wish u a happy life*

Meaning of some colors,
Yellow for special friend,
white for peace,
orange 4 luck,
black for hate,
red for love and
pink for likeness,
So i choose for u Orange Flower.
Wish u good luck

Love yourself first
and
everything else falls into line.
You really have to love yourself
to get anything done in this world.
Good Luck

Life never seems to be
the way we want it,
but we live it in the
best way we can.

There is no perfect life but we
can fill it with perfect moments.

Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,
kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,
har more per frishtay hon sath tere,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare…

best wishes forever & good luck

Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,
Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga..

Good Luck & All the best

Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller
but
it will make climbing easier.
Hope you will be able to climb
all your mountains always.
Good Luck

When things go wrong…
when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things
1—GOD
2—ur parents
3—my sincere prayers…..
GOOD LUCK
&
God bless u.

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Fly in the plane of Ambition
&
Land in the Airport of Success…
Luck is yours,Wish is mine…
May Ur future always shine…

Good Luck

never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive…
good luck and best wishes for ever…………

Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 you today n everyday…
Good luck

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