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Love Quotes from the Heart

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:37:00 +0000

“Came but for friendship, and took away love.” - Thomas Moore

“Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.” - Swedish Proverb

“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” - A. A. Milne

“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.” - Judy Garland

“True love always makes a man better, no matter what woman inspires it” - Alexandre Dumas Père

“I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.” - Arthur Rubinstein

“Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.” - Charles Caleb Colton

“Woman reaches love through friendship; man reaches friendship through love” - Mohammed Hijazi

“I love you,
Not only for what you are,
But for what I am
When I am with you.
I love you,
Not only for what
You have made of yourself,
But for what
You are making of me.
I love you
For the part of me
That you bring out;
I love you
For putting your hand
Into my heaped-up heart
And passing over
All the foolish, weak things
That you can’t help
Dimly seeing there,
And for drawing out
Into the light
All the beautiful belongings
That no one else had looked
Quite far enough to find.
I love you because you
Are helping me to make
Of the lumber of my life
Not a tavern
But a temple;
Out of the works
Of my every day
Not a reproach
But a song.
I love you
Because you have done
More than any creed
Could have done
To make me good
And more than any fate
Could have done
To make me happy.
You have done it
Without a touch,
Without a word,
Without a sign.
You have done it
By being yourself.
Perhaps that is what
Being a friend means,
After all.” - Roy Croft

“I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.” - Pietro Aretino

“I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out.” - Roy Croft

“You're my sweetheart to the max. I love you like Crispy Critters.” - Wesley Willis

“Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you.” - William Arthur Ward

“You taught me to love fearlessly and to open up my heart. I've never known anyone like you. I love you to no end.” - Phil Martin

“Some people never say the words 'I love you'. It's not their style to be so bold. Some people never say those words: 'I love you' But, like a child, they're longing to be told.” - Paul Simon

Pinoy Cheesy Quotes 2

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:26:00 +0000

May lahi ka bang aswang??
-ang pangit mo kasi eh..

front view..

side view..

rear view..

top view..

sa kahit ano pa mang view..

I LOVIEW.

"magaling ka sa math db?lalo na sa algebra??
..Paki substitute naman yung X ko oh"

You are the...
Apple of my eye, Mango of my Pie, Palaman of my tinapay, Niyog on my kalamay.

You are the...
Ipin of my suklay, Ring on my kamay, Blood of my atay, Bubbles of my laway.

You are the ...
Roof of my bahay, Strength of my tulay, Joy of my tagumpay, Dream of my Nanay.

You are the...
Ube in my monay, Patis in my gulay, Toyo in my siomai, Calcium in my kalansay

You are the...
Buhol of my tie, Bituin of my sky, Beauty of my Tagaytay, Ketchup on my french fries.

You are the...
Wings when I fly, Wind when I paypay, Sipit for my sampay, Tungkod when I am pilay.

You are the...
Shoulder when I cry, Cure to my "aray", Answer as to "why" I am nangi-ngisay.

You are the...
Love until I die, In short, you are, The Center Of My Buhay .

1. Samahan mo ako mamaya papagawa ko yung relo ko, bago pa naman, bigla tumigil eh..totoo pala tumitigil ang oras pag kasama kita

2. Tanong: Di tayo tao, di tayo hayop..ano tayo?!??
Sagot: BAGAY TAYO...BAGAY (hahahha!)

3. Gas, Bigas, delata, Kuryente, Tubig..lahat nagmamahalan...
Tayo na lang ang di nagmamahalan eh

4. Anung height mo?? kanina ko pa kase iniisip kung pano ka nagkasya sa puso ko eh

*may mmda ba rito?
kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!
*asthma ka ba?
kasi you take my breath away.
*ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi...
malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

*meron ka bang eraser?
hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.
*pokemon ka ba?
kasi I CHOOSE you! [di ba ke pikachu... ash: "pikachu! i choose you!"]
* Para kang TABLE OF CONTENTS.
Dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.
* Limang piso ka ba?
Kasi sakto ka.
* Do you drink yakult?
'Coz everyday you're ok.
*nasan ka kagabi?
wala ka ata sa panaginip ko! (yun yon eh!)
*I think I'm a bad player...
...because I keep on missing you
*naka-kain ka ba ng watusi?
pag nag-ssmile ka kasi, may nakikita akong spark.
* o ito english naman:
I hate all the letters of the alphabet, but I love "U"

*hayos to: (guy walks towards the girl na parang galit) "Miss, ok ka rin noh?! ang kapal ng mukha mo! (so medyo shocked ung girl sabay hirit ng) "Hindi pa nga kita nakikilala pina-ibig mo na ang puso ko."
* Para kang plema
... because di ka maalis sa dibdib ko!
* Can i take ur clothes off? kahit isang beses lang...
i jst wanna know kung pano tinatago ng mga anghel ang kanilang pakpak.. (manyak!)
* Miss...SM ka ba??
kasi you've got it all!
*Gutom ka ba?
Tara , bubusugin kita sa pagmamahal ko.
* Matador ka ba!?
kasi ang lakas ng tama ko sayo!

* May butas ba puso moh??
kasi natrap ako na aKo s loob.. cant find my way out
*Miss, umutot ka ba?
'Cause you took my breath away. (yikes)
* Pwede ba kita maging sidecar?
single kasi ako eh..

* Uy malala na yung sakit ko sa puso, dalawa na lang options ko para gumaling:
either ICU or U C me
* guy: miss, anung kukuning course mo?
girl: uhm gusto ko sanang magnursing...
guy: teka...magkakasakit ata ako!
* Are you a PS game?
because i hope you're not Tekken
* My mirror ba iyung puso mo?
cause I see myself in it

*o ito, strategy:

Scenario: Girl and Boy with their friends in
the school canteen.
Boy: mauna na ko. *sabay grab sa hands
ng girl patayo din.*
Girl: bakit?
Boy: *pointing on a sign board that says,
"do not leave your valuable things unattended."
>>*holds out hand* Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
>> o ito, sagutan na ito:

guy: hey there miss... i forgot your name can i call you mine??
girl: uhmmm sorry! my name is not mine...

Pinoy Cheesy Quotes 1

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:23:00 +0000

1) Kumain ka ba ng asukal? - ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
2) I'm a bee - can you be my honey?
3) May lahi ka bang keyboard? - type kasi kita
4) Papupulis kita! - ninakaw mo kasi puso ko
5) Are you a dictionary? - coz you add meaning to my life
6) I lost my number - can I have yours?
7) I forgot your name - can I call you mine?
8) Ice ka ba? - crush kita, okay lang?
9) Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon - pag naging akin ka
10) Meralco ka ba? - pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark
11) Crayola ka ba? - kasi nagbibigay ka ng kulay sa buhay ko
12) EDSA ka ba? - di kasi ako makapagmove on
13) Bangin ka ba? - nahulog kasi ako sa'yo
14) May butas ba yang puso mo? - natrap kasi ako, can't find my way out
15) Pustiso ka ba? - kasi I can't smile without you
16) Miss, alam mo ba? Hindi tayo Tao, hindi tayo Hayop, at hindi rin tayo Halaman, Bagay tayo, Bagay.
17) Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now..
18) Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!!
19) Exam ka ba? Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!
20) Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..
21) Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako nman sagutin mo..
22) Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo..? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin
23) Alam mo ba na scientist ako?? At ikaw yung LAB ko.
24) May lisensya ka ba? Coz you're driving me crazy..
25) May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..
26) Aanhin pa ang gravity... kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
27) Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita... feeling ko.. "LUCKY ME"
28) Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you... (not exclusively pinoy. oh well)
29) Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako eh di MATCH tayo..
30) Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle,ang cute mo..
31) Anong height mo? Pa'no ka nagkasya sa puso ko?
32) Ang galing mo siguro sa puzzles. (Bakit?) Kasi umaga pa lang nabuo mo na araw ko...
33) Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi. ................dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal..(nyah!)
34) Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.
35) Puwede bang magpa-picture kasama ka? Para naman ma-develop tayo!
36) Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Coz i feel perfect beside you.
37) Miss may mapa ka b dyan? Para alm ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.
38) *nadapa sa harap ng crush* "si how i fell for you?" (Sige banat pa!)
39) Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba un kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?

"Aanhin pa ang damo"
"Kung sau pa lang may tama na ko.."

Love Quotes Revolution

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:13:00 +0000

Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Theres always that one special person that no matter what they do to you..youll never let them go
Love is not who you see yourself with, but who you cant see yourself without.
You are everything I never knew I always wanted"
"I only regret that I didn't mean as much to you as you meant to me"
"If you love someone, you say it...you say it right then, out loud...otherwise the moment just passes you buy"
"I told him I loved him and the feeling was mutual...he loves himself too"
"Sometimes just holding hands is holding on to everything.
Sometimes, right in the middle of a ordinary life, love throws you a fairy tale . . . that happened to me the day I met you!
Everyone keeps telling me I should forget him, that he doesnt deserve me I agree he doesnt deserve me, I deserve him
It is impossible to fall out of love. Love is such a powerful emotion, that once it envelops you, it does not depart. True love is eternal. If you think you were once in love, but fell out of it, then it wasnt love you were in. There are no exits signs in love there is only an on ramp
Adolescence is the time when little girls quit believing in fairy tales and start believing in love
"He who does not deserve love, needs it the most."~ Anonymous
"Loving you is like trying to catch a star, I know I can never reach you, but I can't help but try."
"You remind me of a poem I cannot remember, a song that may have never existed and a place I'm not quite sure of."
I can't wait to be married. It's going to be so great to find that one special person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
I've just learned that whatever happens, planned or not, you learn from. Everything you doyou learn pain, fear, hope, and eventually love
Kindness is loving people more than they deserve
You drive me nuts- I mean absolutely crazy! ...But it's only cause I'm so damn crazy about you
Love is a flame neither timid nor tame.
To feel your fingertips brush mine...to feel a single touch from you is the closet to Heaven I'll ever be able to reach and I don't want to leave you now.
Dreams my die, hopes fly high. I am your angel standing by. I'll never let go, I'll keep your dreams alive. In my heart I am alive.
I promise we'll be perfect
I say love is a flower and you're its only seed
If the people we love are stolen away from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.
Whoever said nothing lasts forever, was never loved by someone.
Love never dies.
Young people think they never can change but they do it in the most wondrous matter, and very few die of broken hearts.
Love is only for those who truly believe they can be loved
More precious was the light in your eyes, than all the roses in the world
I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.
Sometimes, love is stronger than death.
And in love armies are fortified, battles are won
Let me be your mirror; I'll have you as a light, you said to think I am luminous enough to see by
Sometimes, if love proves real and two people were meant for each other, nothing can keep them apart.
We are joined by the bonds of love, and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords
The time between meeting and finally leaving is sometimes called falling in love.
Love is the greatest thing in the world, except for cough drops. Everyone knows that.
Hey, love hurts but if you're willing to put up with the hurt you'll get all the love you need
Love can be deep and strong but in time it burns away and causes pain
Love is wanting to give up everything in your world to make someone else happy
Love is letting go of fear
When people ask me what I see in you, I don't know what to tell them. Because honestly, I don't know. But when I look into your eyes, I see magic and it just makes me want to lose myself in your arms.
Even if we never go out, you still give me something to dream of.
And I just want you to know, that I've loved you since day one.
It's really embarrassing when I'm in class thinking of you, and I start to smile. People wonder what I'm thinking about, but if they knew they'd just be jealous.
I will give you water, if you will share your wine and I will feed your heart, if you promise to feed mine and we will dance together till the end of time
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Reason is a weak antagonist against love.
Love, and a cough, cannot be hid.
He is so familiar to me. His arms are like my home. Still . . . I love him enough to leave him alone.
Look into my eyes for one moment, and then you will realize how much you mean to me.
Lost myself just thinking about the two of us
Say, my love, I came to you with best intentions, you laid down and gave me just what I'm seeking
Touch your lips just so I know, In your eyes, love, it glows.
Oh I watch you there through the window...you wear nothing but you wear it so well.
Hey, my love, do you believe that we might last a thousand years? In your eyes, love, it glows so...
If I've gone overboard, then I'm begging you to forgive me in my haste.
So here we are tonight, you and me together. The storm outside, the fire is bright. And in your eyes, I see what's on my mind.
I haven't been this scared in a long time. And Im so unprepared so here's your valentine. Bouquet of clumsy words. a simple melody. This worlds and ugly place. But youre so beautiful....
You know I need you, that I've *always* needed you. I'll never stop needing you, not until the day I take my last breath. And even then I'll need you, and so I hope that you won't leave. I hope you'll ignore my actions and my words. Because I need you. Believe nothing but that. I Need You.
So much has happened between us over the years, we've always had those on again off again feeling for each other, and yesterday, when I was with you, I could tell by the was you looked at me and smiled at me that we were suddenly "on again" but only this time its a little different
I want to give up on you, but I'm afraid no one else loves you like I did, and I love you too much to leave you alone like that, no matter how much you deserve it
When you hug so tight, you can barely breathe, it's merely your hearts trying to touch
You love someone because you need him. You need someone because you love him.
The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender
I love you because I saw the other half of me in your eyes
If I reach for your hand will you hold it? If I hold out my arms will you hug me? If I go for your lips will you kiss me? If I capture your heart will you love me?
Everything happens for a reason. Maybe this is a test to your relationship-for you two to realize how much you really mean to each other and how great your needs are for each other-through this you will become stronger together. It is showing that you two can make it through anything as long as you stick together and nothing can keep you apart. This is meant to be.
So close, no matter how far. Couldn't be much more from the heart. Forever trusting who we are. And nothing else matters - Mettalica
She loves him more than he would ever know. He loved her more than he would ever show.

Love Quotes Reload

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:10:00 +0000

If you can't be with the one you love, than love the one you're with.
In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
The only way of knowing a person is to love them without hope.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breath and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.
All is fair in love and war.
Love isn't love until you give it away.
Love people not things.
Love never ends.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
"Love is like standing in a puddle of wet cement, the longer you stay, the harder it is to get out, but when you do get out you always leave your shoe behind."
"Always follow your heart instead of your head. Even if it gets you in trouble, your heart will never steer you wrong."
"Love can make you do things that you never thought possible!"
"If it is not mutual it isn't love."
"Love has no limits and no regrets."
If you judge people you have no time to love them.
Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more.
It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.
"Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up."
"Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so."
"Love is too strong a word to say it too early, but it has too beautiful a meaning to say it too late."
"Saying you love someone when you don't love yourself is like a naked person offering you a shirt."
"Not only do I want to be loved, I want to be told that I am loved."
"I know this now. Every man gives his life for what he believes. Every woman gives her life for what she believes. Sometimes people believe in little or nothing yet they give their lives to that little or nothing. One life is all we have and we live it as we believe in living it. And then it is gone. But to sacrifice what you are and live without belief, that's more terrible than dying."
"Stay in love with whatever makes you want to live forever!"
"The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you."
"Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it."
"We understand death for the first time when he places his hands upon one whom we love."
"No, this trick won't work. How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"
"The only genuine love worthy of the name is unconditional."
"You know that place between asleep and awake? That place where you still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting."
"We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh."
"You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love."
"A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."
"Love is like a roller coaster; when it's good, you don't want to get off, but when it's bad, you can't wait to throw up."
"Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, pain of love lasts a lifetime."
"Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I need it most."
"You really know you love someone when you can watch them sleep, just waiting for the moment when they open their eyes and your heart drops. Then you realize that you've fallen in love deeper than you knew was possible at the time.
"You know you're in love when you take the longer way to class even if it means going up two extra stair cases just to see his face."
"Do not hesitate to tell somebody you love them, for tomorrow may never come."
" Love is a feeling that you feel when you feel something you've never felt before."
" When you love someone tell them you do, because hearts can be broken from words unspoken.

"Do you love me because I am beautiful,
or am I beautiful because you love me?"
"Love conquers all."
"Men always want to be a woman's first love--
women like to be a man's last romance."
"Who, being loved, is poor?"
"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything."
We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible to ours, we join up with them and fall into a mutually satisfying weirdness and call it love, true love."
Every time you talk to me or even look at me my heart skips a beat and it begins to smile, but for some odd reason I feel like crying because I know deep down inside that you don't feel the same way when I look at you or talk to you
If you love something set it free...if it comes back, it was meant to be. If it continues to fly, let it soar, have faith that God has something better in store
Sometimes, someone says something really small, and it fits right into this empty space in your heart
If he is the first thing you think of when you wake up, the only thing you think of when you're awake, and the last thing you think of before you go to bed, then he is really somebody special.
" When you love someone, you can easily tell them your feelings for them. When you are IN love with someone, you are tongue tied, as words cannot even begin to express the inner emotions that are experienced."
~Im a lover not a fighter, but Ill fight for what I love~\
Please don't come so close; it makes me want to be near you always.
When you are in love there are no words to be spoken to describe it. But the heart and the soul know the words and those are the words that mean the most. The unspoken words of Love.
I could do without many things with no hardship, you are not one of them.

Love Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:07:00 +0000

Young love: I love you because I need you.
Mature Love: I need you because I love you.
It's easy to fall in love, but it's hard to find someone to catch you.
There's some people you'll always love, and there's people ur supposed to love. It's a shame that sometimes the people you'll always love aren't the people ur supposed to love.
Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.
If we could decide who we love, it would be much simpler but less magical.
Sometimes you gotta break the rules to free your heart.
"Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw. I'm scared of what I did, who I am. I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling for the rest of my whole life, the way I feel when I'm with you."
Don't wait for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without.
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand but i washed it the next day i wrote your name on a paper but in accidentally threw it away. i wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay...
"If you have reasons for loving someone, then you are using your mind, but if you love someone for no reason, then you are using your heart.
You know your in love when you can't sleep cause reality is better then the dream.
"You don't get to choose, you just fall in love. And you get this person who is all wrong and all right at the same time. And you know that you love them so much except sometimes they just drive you completely insane and no one can explain it and the reason its so confusing is because its love. But if love didn't have any challenges, what would be the point?"
In this world you are one person, but to one person, you just might be the world.
"Once someone touches your heart, the footprints last forever."
"We spend most of our time talking about nothing, but I just want to let you know that all of these nothings have meant so much more to me than so many somethings."
"When we are in love, we often doubt that which we most believe."
"That thing. That moment. You kiss someone, and it's like the world around you gets all hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this other person and you know that one person is the person you're meant to be kissing the rest of your life. And for that one moment you've been given this amazing gift and you want to laugh and cry at the same time because you're so lucky you found it and so scared that it will go away."
-Never Been Kissed
"Love can make you do crazy things. It can make you proud, it can make you sorry."
"If you love someone, never give them up without a fight."
"Unless you love someone, nothing else makes any sense."
"It's like you think you're safe or something, because you don't like need him. You don't need anyone. But the thing you didn't realize is: you're wrong."
"It's not who you love. It's how."
"Love.... we think about it, sing about it, dream about it, lose sleep worrying about it. When we don't have it, we search for it; when we discover it, we don't know what to do with it; when we have it, we fear losing it. It is the constant source of pleasure and pain. But we can't predict which it will be from one moment to the next. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define, impossible to live without."

Quotes to Ponder

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:55:00 +0000

The pain I feel inside, grows stronger and stonger as the days go by, its like a monster in side of me trying to get out. I’m shit scared of myself ( Mark Anthony Peterson )

"Therapy? I don't need that. The roles that I choose are my therapy." - Angelina Jolie

"You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens." - Angelina Jolie

"We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness."

"How sad to see a father with money and no joy. The man studied economics, but never studied happiness."

"Dying seems less sad than having lived too little."

"Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror."

"The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says: 'It's a girl.'"

"To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man."

"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."

"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."

"The only abnormality is the incapacity to love."

"The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes."

"All great truths begin as blasphemies."

"Pretty much all the honest truth-telling there is in the world is done by children."

*It's not the fact that I miss being your girlfriend, it's just that I miss being in your life*

*Maybe its not suppose to end up happily ever after, but for once- just once -I want to live in that fairy tale world and feel what it feels like to be loved..*

*Do you know what its like to reach for the phone, and then have to pull your hand back because you remember you're not supposed to call anymore? You sit back with tears building up in your eyes because you know its not the last time you'll miss the conversations you shared*

*Its hard to say you're sorry when you know that you were wrong, the weight of hurting words, we often carry on*

*I guess I kind of thought it would be easier than this, I guess I was wrong*

*Everyone needs to hear the words "I'm sorry" if they've been hurt*

*Dont judge me based upon how i used to be, I've changed, i'm no longer that little girl who'd do anything for your smile*

*You never knew me. You just thought you did*

*You are my other half, without you, I'm the dance without the song. I'm the heart without the soul. Without you I'm the words without the book, you mean so much to me! There aren't enough words to explain how much I care about you, and how much I need you in my life. You are not just my best friend; you are not just my boyfriend. You are not just my listener, and not only do I love you like all who are special to me, but I am in love with you. You and you alone. You are the guy I have been dreaming of. Everything about you fits so perfectly into the image in my heart of my perfect guy the image that I began building as a little girl*

*So what if I always think about you! Or if I sit around and wait for you to call! Its my life isn't it? And who cares that I spend almost half of every day thinking about you, and the other half dreaming about you, Its my Life. And who cares if I pick out my clothes or how i wear my hair and what color lipstick over what I think you would like......It's my life right? Well I guess if everything i do revolves around you...maybe it isn't my life anymore*

I waltzed around you seven times only to become a melody you never sang. -Collective Soul

It's bad that I took a second look. I guess I'm an open book. I didn't really intend to embrace you that long, but then again, I wasn't the only one holding on. -Ani DiFranco

It's amazing, after all that we've been through, the good times and the bad, how we can walk by each other and pretend it never happened, give each other a polite awkward smile and move on...

I can’t move on, because the only thing I can find wrong with you, is that you can find so much wrong with me -Sara Anne

.... so that's what I've been doing all this time, bouncing... it's like crashing, except you get to do it over and over again. –Bounce

No matter how hard you try to get over someone, you will still have some sort of feeling for them, remembering the ways things used to be, and how they are now. And you sometimes hope that the new person in their life was still you, and everything was how it used be, erasing all the bad things that happened. Time is supposed to make things better, but in love it doesn't. Although we have been apart for a while, and now have different loves in our life, I still can't help wondering how your life is, and when I catch you glancing at me, I can't help but wonder if your heart beats a little faster, as mine does when I see you.

I still love him with every ounce of my heart, I just don’t let it get to me anymore

Tell me where you are tonight, and is everything alright? Do you remember what I said, while she's sleeping in your bed? Tell me now you smile hard, cuz I don't smile much so far. And is she everything you need; is she everything I couldn't be? Does she make everything match better; bring you all the shiny weather that you want? And is she everything... everything I’m not? -something corporate

Make sure you don’t lose the guy in your life that cares about you more than anything else in the world because when he comes along you dont want to let him pass by

How can it be that two of the greatest friends in the world can go from being each other's everything to absolutely nothing?

I sat there and stared at you. I just couldn't understand how such an amazing person could be in my life. And then all of a sudden I got extremely scared. You kissed me, and told me not to worry; there was no way you'd ever leave me. I felt a sense of comfort. I believed you. That is, until you left. - Joanne Golden

There are some hurts that you never completely get over. And you think time will diminish their presence and to a degree...it does. But it still hurts, because, well...hurt hurts.--The Story of Us

You could see me reaching...so why couldn't you have met me half way? –Incubus

If he was in my shoes for two seconds, he would feel what it's like to be me. He would feel what it's like to think of him always, to care for him uncontrollably, and to be totally in love with him. After those two seconds he'd have no choice but to feel the same. On the other hand, if I was in his shoes for two seconds, I'd know how much he likes her and how much he doesn't feel the same for me

I have realized there isn't a limit to how much or how often you can get hurt

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true~ Winnie-the-Pooh

I love you, I still do, you just hurt too much to keep

What’s it like to not feel anything?

His fingers touched her trembling shoulder as he slowely kissed her forehead goodbye. She clenched her teeth together to fight the tears but as she turned away they came pouring out. He walked away never turning back for fear of what he might see, and for what he knew he would miss so much. She looked over her shoulder as he became a blur through the tears. And from then on there was always an unspoken connection

I'm sorry I didn't mean to call you but I couldn't fight it. Guess I was weak, couldn't even hide it. And so I surrender just to hear your voice

When i talked to you last week you promised you'd start calling me everyday well you still havent called. I waited by the phone for the first week, and hung around after school the next. I don't want to wait around for you anymore, but just in case when my answering machine says leave a message - know that its talking to you

Love... Its not something you decide to feel, It not like... 'o he’s cute, I'm going to like him' Its just happens, one day you'll see him You've probably seen him many times before but for some reason this time is different, there’s something there, something that you never realized before. You can't take your eyes off him, and you start to get this feeling in the pit of your stomach. It doesn’t hurt but it’s like a sinking feeling and suddenly you feel like throwing up. But then again you'll like this feeling, because the feeling you get once he leaves will be so much worse. It will be an indescribable pain, and you'll just feel empty inside. You'll begin to look for him where ever you go, start dreaming about him at night. Every love song that you hear will make you think of him. Suddenly it will be harder to talk to him, and you won’t understand why your words aren’t coming out right. You'll start over analyzing everything you say to him, you'll think that everything you say sounds stupid. But what ever he says to you will be just perfect. You see him differently then everyone else, the room will light up when ever he walks in, and everything is always better when he’s there... You'll find him someday and the feeling will be amazing... I just hope that it works out better for you than it did for me, I hope he finds you too - Sara Anne

Change isn't easy. Changing the way you live means changing how you think. Changing how you think means changing what you believe about life. Thats hard, sweetie. When we make our own misery, we sometimes cling to it even when we want so bad to change, because the misery is something we know. The misery is comfortable

You didn't intentionally break my heart you even said you were sorry but i cried anyway... I know the truth that you’re too scared to admit, you’re with her, but when you look at me, you can't remember her name

Its like I am drowning… and you are just describing the water... -As good as it gets

There will come a time in your life when you will become infatuated with a single soul. For this person you'd do anything and not think twice about it, but when asked why ... you have no answer. You'll try your whole life to understand how a single person can affect you as much as they do, but you'll never find out. And no matter how badly you hate it or how badly it hurts ... you'll love this person without regret, for the rest of your life.

Sure, you're supposed to have total recall of who won the Battle of Hastings and what motivated Hamlet. And probably you should be able to label all five Great Lakes. Perhaps you can...Perhaps it's easier to remember that first kiss. Or the time you and your friends couldn't stop laughing in math class. Or your locker combination or cafeteria mystery meat or the scintillating scent in the air when you-know-who glided past your desk... Or maybe it's easier to remember the thrill of passing the final or the fun of the last homecoming game or hugging your best friends in the world goodbye and knowing you'd be in touch forever... But still, wondering just a little...Will we always remember?

"I don't know if I'm running because I'm scared or if I'm scared because I'm running."

SMS One Liners

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 05:56:00 +0000

☻Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

☻Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

☻How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!

☻***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for £1
... No Strings attached
...but for a limited period ONLY!
...A bloody good deal!

☻Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
370HSSV 0773H

☻FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.

☻Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.

☻Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!

☻Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -
Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!

☻I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!

☻Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

☻HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?

☻This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

☻Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?

A: There is a stamp on it.

☻A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone

☻Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!

☻I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!

☻Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

☻Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

☻Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

☻I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.

☻How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

☻Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...

☻U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....shit...I got wrong number...SORRY :)

☻I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!

☻On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

☻The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

☻Nope.....u still ugly!

☻Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.

☻What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.

☻Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'

☻Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But hey, no worries - I sure science will come up with somin to help u.

☻I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.

☻How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.

☻How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!

☻It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

☻Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!

☻I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

☻You are here: X

☻Hickory Dickory Dock, dis bitch woz suckin me c**k, da clock struck 2, i dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block.

☻In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.

☻Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

☻Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

☻Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.

☻Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.

☻What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.

☻Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?

☻Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'

☻Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick"
Boss asks: "How sick are u?"
Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"

☻Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!

☻Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!

☻I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!

☻Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!

☻When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....

☻U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!

☻Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.

☻Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

☻Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.

☻I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

☻I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.

☻The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

☻There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

☻Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.

☻You may be recognized soon. Hide.

☻Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

☻He who laughs last thinks slowest.

☻Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

☻I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.

☻Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???

☻Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

☻If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

☻You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

☻My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

☻If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me

☻Mind intentionally left blank...

☻I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem

☻Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

☻Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

☻If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

☻Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.

☻If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

☻The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.

☻It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails. With ahunting knife. And he ran into me. Backwards. 17 times.

☻Born Free........Taxed to Death.

☻We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found

☻I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.

☻Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.

☻My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

☻Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...

☻Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

☻What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

☻Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

☻Celibacy is not hereditary

☻Familiarity breeds children

☻Life is sexually transmitted

☻We do precision guesswork

☻Born free . . . Taxed to death

☻If it's too loud, you're too old

☻Common sense isn't common

☻Nothing succeeds like excess

☻Do pilots take crash-courses?

☻If it ain't broke, fix it until it is

☻The older I get, the older old is

☻Relax, its only Ones and Zeros

☻A closed mouth gathers no feet

☻Do witches run spell checkers?

☻I don't get even . . . . . I get odder

☻Allow me to introduce my selves

☻A feature is a bug with seniority

☻If I throw a stick, will you leave?

☻Justice: A decision in your favor

☻Strip mining prevents forest fires

☻A waist is a terrible thing to mind

☻Do not disturb. Already disturbed

☻Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

☻Today's subliminal message is . . .

☻Demons are a Ghouls best Friend

☻Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

☻Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

☻Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

☻I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

☻Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

☻Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

☻First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

☻Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

☻Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.

☻Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

☻Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

☻Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

☻Fuck Me...are those real?

☻Be unique and different, just say yes.

☻Can I flirt with you?

☻Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

☻Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

☻Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

☻Umh, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

☻Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

☻I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

☻I've got the ship, you've got the harbour ... what say we tie up for the night?

☻I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

☻If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

☻Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

☻That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

☻Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

☻A hangover is the wrath of grapes

☻Everyone is entitled to my opinion

☻If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert

☻I don't work here. I'm a consultant

☻Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes

☻The best things in life aren't things

☻I like feminists; I think they're cute

☻I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable

☻Does killing time damage eternity?

☻How can there be self-help groups?

☻"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy

☻BIGAMIST --- A heavy fog in Italy

☻Have a nice day. . . somewhere else

☻Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving

☻Exceptions always outnumber rules

☻Adults are just kids who owe money

☻All stressed out and no one to choke

☻Constipated people don't give a crap

☻I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got

☻Where there's a will, I want to be in it

☻Anything not nailed down is a cat toy

☻Never miss a good chance to shut up

☻All computers wait at the same speed

☻Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

☻How do you get off a non-stop flight?

☻How come night falls but day breaks?

☻How do I set the laser printer to stun?

☻If we quit voting will they all go away?

☻Is it time for your medication or mine?

☻INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)

☻I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter

☻When all else fails manipulate the data

☻I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo

☻Insanity is my only means of relaxation

☻No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

☻Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw

☻I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert

☻I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier

☻When money talks, the criminal walks

SMS Chat-up Lines

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:45:00 +0000

+++Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.

+++Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?

+++There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!

+++I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock!

+++Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

+++Hey let's go fuck and do the talking later.

+++Girl, how long have you been in the oven, because I know I felt something rising.

+++Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

+++Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home tonight!

+++I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

+++Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!

+++Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Coz baby, you're the bomb!

+++Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my mates we did anyway?

+++I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed

+++I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

+++Is it hot in here or is it you?

+++Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

+++If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

+++Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

+++How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

+++I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

+++My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

+++Get your coat love, you've pulled.

+++I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!

+++I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

+++You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming

+++Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

+++Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?

+++Have you ever been to the moon ? No ! Sit on my rocket and I will take you there

+++If its cash you’re after drop your drawers and the moneys yours

+++Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.

+++Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that!

+++I'm like Domino's Pizza, if you don't come in 30 minutes the next one is free...

+++You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

+++Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

+++Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!

+++You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

+++do u believe in love at first site or do I have to walk by again

+++if I said u had a hot body would u hold it against me

+++My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.

+++"r ur legs tired"? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day

+++There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?

+++if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together

+++ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight?

+++is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?

+++U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya!

+++im no fred Flintstone but I’ll make ur bedrock

SMS Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:21:00 +0000

☻As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task, try to imagine it successfully accomplice by someone you violently hate

☻There is no substitute for hard work.

☻Duty pays you. Safety saves you.

☻Take time to look- it is price of success

☻Take time to think-it is a source of power

☻Take time to read-it is a source of wisdom

☻Take time to be friendly-it is a way of happiness

☻Between two evils choose neither. Between two goods, choose both

☻The shortest way to do many things is to do a single thing at a time.

☻Think you are well, and all that is well with you. And nature will read your thoughts and make them true

☻Be true to yourself and others. Do not try to appear better or greater than what you are.

☻Troubles which are tackled instead of being talked about, disappear like mist before the morning sun

☻Undertake not what you cannot perform but be careful to keep your promise.

☻Forget injuries, but never forget kindness

☻Learn something new each day-keep your eyes, ears and most of your entire mind open.

☻Pray as if everything depends on work as if everything depends on you.

☻In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself.

☻The way you manage your time determines your success or failure as a man.

☻Honour the chief. There must be a head of everything.

☻Be glad and rejoice in the other fellow's success. Study his methods.

☻Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself; but don't relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.

☻Do not express dislike for a person when (s)he is not present to offer a defence.

☻Prayer is the first duty in life; and to plead lack of time for it is an insult to GOD.

☻Who agree like bell; they want nothing but hanging.

☻Anger is a short madness. Don't allow it to ruin longstanding reactions.

☻Nothing is bad but it might have been worse.

☻Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere.

☻Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.

☻To be angry is to revenge the fault of others on us

☻As heat conserved is transmitted into energy, so can anger controlled can be transmitted into a power which can move the world.

☻Our errors are steps on the way.

☻A fool may be known by six things :anger without cause, speech without profit, change without progress, enquiry without object, putting trust in a stranger, mistaking foes for friends.
DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE QUALITIES??????

☻It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for wt you are not.

☻Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

☻You will never find time for any thing. If you want time you must find it.

☻If you want people to think well of you do not speak well of yourself.

☻Our prayers should be for blessing in general, for God knows best what is good for us.

☻If you shed tears when you miss the sun; you also miss the stars.

☻You may make mistakes, but you are not a failure until you start blaming someone else for it.

☻ANGER is only one letter shorter than DANGER.

☻The man who has done less than his best have done nothing.39.The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

☻Think more about what you can make happen than about what happens to you.

☻Stand for truth even at the expense of losing popularity.

☻For every minute of anger you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

☻Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you0D

☻Failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.

☻Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.

☻Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.

☻Saying "I did not find time " shows you did not WISH to do it.

☻People who believe a problem can be solved tend to become busy solving it.

☻If you don't think every day is a good day try missing one!

☻Learn to hide your heartaches and woes under a pleasant smile.

☻Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in the dark, making your pathway radiant.

☻Those who do not have goals are doomed to work for those who do.

☻Be thankful if you have a job that is harder than you like. A razor cannot be sharpened on velvet.

☻When you long for something, it means you love it.

☻DON'T ever give up before you have solved the problem you are facing.

☻Don't say things. What you are stands over you and thunders, so nobody would hear what you say on the contrary.

☻Think that day lost whose descending son has seen no worthy action done.

☻We weave a tangled web when we first practise to deceive.

☻Love is only chatter. Friends are all that matters.

☻The heart has its reasons, which, reason does not know.

☻Tomorrow I will live, the fool says. Today is too late. The wise lived yesterday.

☻It is better to forget and smile rather than remember and be sad.

☻The more hot arguments you win the more good friends you lose.

☻Face the situation fearlessly and soon there will be no situation to face.

☻Mistakes fail in their missin of helping the person who blames them on others.

☻Do not worry about failure. Worry about all the chances you miss when you don't try.

☻Be sure you are right and then go ahead.

☻That sorrow is heavy which bows the head, when love is alive and hope is dead.

☻The truth that's told with bad intent beats all lies you can invent.

☻In life knowing how to lose is just as important as knowing how to win.

☻Think in the morning, do it in the afternoon, eat in the evening, sleep in the night.

☻If hardwork is you weapon then success will be you slave.

☻Women's heart is soft but if it becomes hard, a diamond also cannot stand it.

☻Though you are travelling on the right path, if you take unnecessary breaks others will push you back.

☻Thankfulness should be expressed, but you shouldn't ask for it.

☻Love is all in fire and yet freezing,

Love is much in wining , but is more in loosing.

Love is ever sick and yet is never dying,

Love is ever true and yet is ever lying,

Love does oath in liking and is mad in loathing,

Love indeed is everything, yet indeed is nothing.

☻It is important to follow rules rather than to make rules.

☻A person in front of whom you dare to be yourself is your true friend.

☻Never express to the world what you can do. Show the world by doing it.

☻See that you are needed to at least one person in life.

☻It is better for us to feel bad rather than to make others feel bad.

☻What you don't like happening to yourself, don't do it to others.

☻Miracles do occur, but one has to work hard for them to happen.

☻Show appreciation of the smallest services by your loved ones and employees.

☻The higher we are places, the more humble should we walk.

☻It is attitude rather than your aptitude which determines your altitude.

☻Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts and don't put on with people who are reckless with yours.

☻Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself.

☻Be nice to you sibling. They are your best link to your past.

☻Understand that friends come and go. But you should hold on to a precious few.

☻Don't expect anyone else to support you at any point.

☻Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die today.

☻Be prepared and some day your chance will come.

☻Watch the sun rise at least once a year.

☻Be there when people need you.

☻When I hear someone say "life is heard" I am tempted to ask "compared to what"-Sydney J Harris.

☻If you are too careful, you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble upon something-Gertrude Stein.

☻A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer-R W Emerson.

☻Never fear shadows. They simply mean there is some light near by.

☻Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

☻Shoot for the moon... cause even if you miss you will end up in the stars-Les Brown.

☻I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

☻I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

☻Sarcasm is just one more service we offer

☻If I throw a stick, will you leave?

☻You!... Off my planet!

☻The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.

☻Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

☻ Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

☻A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

☻Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

☻Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

☻Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

☻I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb.

☻I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

☻For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

☻I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

☻We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

☻Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last!

☻I’m not under d affluence of alcohol as some tinkle peep. I’m not half as think as u drink.

☻How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?

☻Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

☻What is similar to a woman's period?
Ur salary - coz it comes once a month, last about 5 to 6 day and if it doesn't come it means u r in deep trouble.

☻Do u ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than u is an idiot and everyone driving faster than u is a maniac?

☻The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

☻I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

☻Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks

☻If I told you that you remind me of my mom, would you tuck me in bed tonight?

☻I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike Nintendo, I never get played.

☻Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Coz they heard every fourth child born is Chinese.

☻Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

☻Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

☻"My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father."

☻"If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?"

☻"Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines."

☻"Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbour’s vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony."

☻"He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news."

☻"At school we had a name for guys who were 'trying to get in touch with themselves'."

☻"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."

☻"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."

☻"We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like."

☻"It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't."

☻"Mr Anaesthetist, if the patient can stay awake, surely you can."

☻"There's no bigger fan of the opposite sex than me, and I have the bills to prove it."

☻"The flashier kind of widow may insist only sleeping with black men during the first year after death."

☻All I ever wanted is what others have.

☻Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.

☻A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition.

☻Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!

☻It is better to be fair than to be popular!

☻The strongest muscle of the human body is the tongue.

☻Time is something that makes sure that everything does not happen at the same moment.

☻Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!

☻I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.

☻I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?

☻Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon

☻Copernicus said:” men with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts."

☻Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.

☻It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

☻A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy

☻A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.

☻A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.

☻I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and

☻He said:” I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening.

☻When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.

☻The heart and the brain are neighbours, but they will never be friends.

☻The present is just as mysterious as the future.

☻People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed.

☻You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.

☻Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.

☻Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.

☻What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"

☻Be yourself, there are enough other people.

SMS Profundities

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:13:00 +0000

♣♣Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

♣♣A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.

♣♣All computers wait at the same speed.

♣♣Real anarchists play chess without kings.

♣♣Monday is one seventh of your life!

♣♣When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
♣♣Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre.

♣♣Money resembles fat... there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.

♣♣No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.

♣♣Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!

♣♣Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.

♣♣Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...

♣♣There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your shoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.

♣♣Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.

♣♣We have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself if you are never you.

♣♣The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!

♣♣Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day

♣♣When you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to warm one cup of coffee. ( Niet echt de moeite dus!)

♣♣You can't walk in the light without causing a shadow

♣♣Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS

♣♣If you hit every time the target is too near or too big.

♣♣The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes

♣♣The secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in recognizing the right man to do it.

♣♣People are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid of how good you are.

♣♣Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails

♣♣The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a fool for ever

♣♣It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.

♣♣The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past

♣♣Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly !

♣♣Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.

♣♣When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.

♣♣Life is hard, learn from the mistakes of others and not of your own mistakes !

♣♣When you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would drown when it rains

♣♣Children in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause children.

♣♣People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.

♣♣Life is hard, but the front of a train is harder...

♣♣Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!

♣♣Life is like toilet paper, long and useful !!!!

♣♣A fart is nothing more than a lost cough.

♣♣One day you will find the woman of your life and at that point you will already be married.

♣♣I only drink to make my wife look prettier.

♣♣It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.

♣♣Love is blind, ladies' underwear is brailed

♣♣Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.

♣♣Be nice to those who smoke, every cigarette may be their last.

♣♣Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.

♣♣Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.

♣♣Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.

♣♣All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.

♣♣Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

♣♣A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.

♣♣Every good-bye is the birth of a memory

♣♣Every married man knows why they name hurricanes after women

♣♣Common sense and a sense of humour are the same things but at different speeds. A good sense of humour is just common sense that dances.

♣♣I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it.

♣♣There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.

♣♣You may not be too hard on my secretaries. They are sweet and understanding when I arrive at the office after having a tough day at home.

♣♣Only 17% of all traffic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got it....the sober ones among us!!

♣♣What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."

♣♣Good advice, whatever happens, make it look like to intend to.

♣♣Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new ?

Laws of Sex

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:10:00 +0000

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
Nothing improves with age.
No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
Sex has no calories.
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
No sex with anyone in the same office.
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
Virginity can be cured.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
It is always the wrong time of month.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
The younger the better.
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
Love is a hole in the heart.
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
Do it only with the best.
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Never say no.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
Love comes in spurts.
The world does not revolve on an axis.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
"This won't hurt, I promise."

SMS Story

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:10:00 +0000

Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!

Chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question"

A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"

An essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.the paramedic asks 'how many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too

SMS Pick-up Lines

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:40:00 +0000

~~Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

~~I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

~~I'm good at math, U+I=69

~~I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not
I'm allergic to sex.

~~If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

~~If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

~~Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

~~Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

~~Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it
sure ain't floppy.

~~What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

~~Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

~~Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

~~You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

~~You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?

~~Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever
saw.

~~Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

~~Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

~~Baicarumba...are those real?

~~Be unique and different, just say yes.

~~Can I flirt with you?

~~Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

~~Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

~~Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to
ask you to assume the position.

~~Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

~~Greetings and salivations

~~Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

~~I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

~~I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

~~I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

~~If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

~~Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

~~That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

~~Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

~~Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

~~I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.

~~I wonder what our children will look like.

~~I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss
off?

~~If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have
five cents.

~~If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.

~~If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

~~It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?

~~Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?

~~That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

~~The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

~~There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.

~~There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.

~~Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

~~You're so hot, your ass is on fire.

~~Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

~~I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

~~Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...

~~I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

~~If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.

~~There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.

~~Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them
in your eyes.

~~What time do you have to be back in heaven?

~~Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

~~You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

~~You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can
breastfeed by you until I'm 20.

~~You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

~~You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!

~~You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

~~Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

~~Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

~~Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

~~Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

~~Got two nipples for a dime?

~~Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

~~Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

~~Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

~~I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

~~I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

~~Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

~~You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

~~You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

~~You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

~~Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

~~Do you want to see something swell?

~~Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my
package.

~~Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the
word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

~~Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

~~Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room
across the street.

~~Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

~~I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".

~~If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

~~If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

~~Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

~~Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

~~The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the
word.

~~You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!

~~Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!

~~Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

~~Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

~~I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

~~I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?

~~I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

~~I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more
and more beautiful every day.

~~Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

~~Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.

~~When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day
my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

~~Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing
that pops up?

~~You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do
it your way

~~You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

~~You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.

~~You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.

~~You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya

~~As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No.
Damn!

~~I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

~~Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

~~Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

~~Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some
more?

~~Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

~~Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

~~Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to
do lunch?

~~Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you
wanna go upstairs and talk.

~~Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

~~I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince

~~Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the
face.

~~Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

~~For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.

~~Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.

~~Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She
says no. Then wink.

~~Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

~~Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to
see if I'm right.

~~Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets
talk"

~~Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor

~~Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two
fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."

~~I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

~~I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl
smile. So, would you smile for me?

~~I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

~~If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do
you have the energy?"

~~The only thing that matters is that we're together.

~~I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. .

~~Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

~~Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

~~I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your
G-spot.

~~Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

~~Say, did we go to different schools together?

~~The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

~~There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

~~Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked,
walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."

~~You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

~~You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.

~~Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes?

~~Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?

~~You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through
broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.

~~Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

~~Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

~~I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

~~I'm good at maths, U+I=69

~~I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not
I'm allergic to sex.

~~If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

~~If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

~~Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

~~Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

~~Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it
sure ain't floppy.

~~What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

~~Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

~~Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

~~You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

~~You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?

~~Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever
saw.

~~Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

~~I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

~~Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...

~~I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

~~If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.

~~There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.

~~Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them
in your eyes.

~~What time do you have to be back in heaven?

~~Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

~~You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

~~You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can
breastfeed by you until I'm 20.

~~You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

~~You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!

~~You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast

~~Be unique and different, say yes.

~~Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

~~Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

~~Hi. Are you cute?

~~I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

~~I'm easy. Are you?

~~I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

~~I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not
I'm allergic to sex.

~~Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

~~So....How am I doin'?

~~Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?

~~I think about you when I masturbate.

~~Are we related? Do you want to be?

~~Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.

~~Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee.

~~Do you know how to use a whip?

~~Excuse me, do you live around here often?

~~Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

~~Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

~~Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?

~~Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

~~Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two
fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."

~~I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...

~~I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.

~~I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.

~~I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

~~If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.

~~Like the look of your crotch.

~~Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if
you'd mind if I fantasize about you?

~~Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.

~~Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.

~~Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

~~Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to
catch and mount back at my place.

~~Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

~~How was Heaven when you left it?

~~You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

~~Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.

~~I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

~~You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

~~You should be someone's wife.

~~Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

~~You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up
line.

~~Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

~~Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.

~~If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

~~It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

SMS Kiss

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:35:00 +0000

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated

SMS Marriage Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:26:00 +0000

☻Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).

☻Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

☻A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

☻A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

☻There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."

☻Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

☻Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

☻Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!

☻Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

☻The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...

☻The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.
First the aisle, cos that is what you'll be walking down.
Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive.
Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service.
While the bride was walking in step with the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words
...Aisle, alter hymn (I'll alter him)

☻Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

☻A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

☻There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

☻I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...

☻Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

☻One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

☻What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

☻Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

☻After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

☻I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

☻I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel Coward

☻Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

☻The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge

☻A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

☻A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Montaigne

☻Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative. - Unknown

☻Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

☻Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith

☻There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - James Holt McGavran

☻The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde

☻An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

☻Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams

☻A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.

☻They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

☻There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. - Clint Eastwood

☻The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake - Unknown.

☻A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. - Marvin Kitman

☻Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx

☻After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi

☻A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

☻The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman

☻Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. - Mae West

☻The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him - Cher

☻I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. - Max
Kauffmann

☻I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli

☻I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

☻When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

☻Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. - Benjamin Franklin

☻Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. - Jim Backus

☻By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

☻A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted - Helen Rowland

☻Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

☻All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. - Lord Byron

☻Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henry Youngman

☻Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. - G. K. Chesterton

☻My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

☻I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield

☻I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man. - Jean Harlow

☻Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. - Lisa Hoffman

☻To the bride and groom - may we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations...

☻To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse.

☻To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
...Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory!

☻Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"

☻You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

☻May the best of your past be the worst of your future

☻Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!

☻May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment

☻To our wives and lovers...may they never meet!

☻Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your
determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

☻May you grow old on one pillow.

☻Dear [bride's name],

☻Isn't it quite funny how History repeats itself?
[Bride's Age] years ago your Mother and Father were putting you to bed with a dummy...and now it's happening all over again

☻I've known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

☻Here's to the bride - may she share everything with her husband...and that includes the housework.

☻To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out

☻To the Bride and Groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life...

☻To my wife...my bride...my joy

☻May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

☻May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

☻A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here's to you, my beautiful bride.

☻May our children be blessed with rich parents

☻Here's to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

SMS Special You

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:23:00 +0000

**~Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1

**~I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

**~A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!

**~Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine!

**~i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style.Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!

**~As I lie awake in my bed.All sorts of thought run through my head,Like why do I love u as much as I do.den I realise its because u r u!

**~I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!

**~I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face No1 will ever take your place

SMS Miss You

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:15:00 +0000

“»»My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!

“»»i heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that i miss u.

“»»4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don’t 4get, we’re gr8 2gether

“»»among ur frens i care 4 u da most, among ur frens i lov u da most, among ur frens u hurt me d most coz....i know dats all im 2 u... among ur frens

“»»Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I'm still keeping you or I'm letting go...

“»»Luv can be bad,it can treat u lik dirt.Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt.

“»»It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

“»»i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!

“»»Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!

“»»I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!

“»»i luved u once u luved me not.i luved u twice but i 4got.u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still.

“»»Weve gone our own way our lives grew apart & weve made a life wiv another.but despite of how far apart we grew 2 me there still is no other!

“»»Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

“»»i no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!

“»»So btween da miles & btween da years ts inevitable but its true.dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u!

“»»Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u.

“»»I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.

“»»As we go on we rememba all d times we had 2gether.&as our life changes cum whateva we will still be "friends forever"

“»»Ur the one i love.the one I need.but bad mistakes Ive done indeed.in search for forgivness and happyness too.I want to say that I love u

Language of Love...

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:08:00 +0000

Say 'I love you' in 40 obscure tongues. Just tap them into an SMS and let Cupid's arrow fly! (Source: Schott's Original Miscellany, Ben Schott, Bloomsbury 2002)

»Afrikaans	Ek het jou lief
“Arabic	Ohne-buk
“Burmese	Nin ko nga chitde; Chit pa de
“Cantonese	Ngor oi ley
“Catalan	T'estimo
“Chewa	Noi makokonda
“Dutch	Ik hou van je
“Esperanto	Mi amas vin
“Finnish	MinÃ¤ rakastan sinua
“French	Je t'aime
“Gaelic	Tha gradh agam ort
“German	Ich liebe dich
“Ancient Greek	Se erotao
“Gujarati	Maney tamari satey pyar che
“Hawaiian	Aloha I'a au oe; Aloha au la o'e
“Hebrew	Ani ohev otach
“Hindi	Mai tumaha pyar karta hu
“Italian	Ti amo
“Japanese	Aishite imasu
“Kurdish	Khoshim awÃ©e
“Latin	Te amo
“Lithuanian	As tave myliu
“Persian/Farsi	Mahn dousett dasam; Ushegheh-tam
“Polish	Kocham
“Portugese	Eu te amo
“Romanian	Te iubesc
“Russian	Ya tebya lyublyu
“Serbo-Croatian	Volim te; Ljubim te
“Shona	Ndinoluda
“Spanish	Te amo
“Swedish	Jag Ã¤lskar dig
“Swiss German	I Chaa di GÃ¤rn
“Tagalog	Iniibig kita: Mahal kita
“Thai	Phom Rak Khun
“`Tsonga`	`na ku rhandza`
“Tswana	Keyagorata
“Turkish	Seni seviyorum
“Urdu	Mi-an aap say piyar karta hun
“Welsh	'Rwy'n dy garu di
“Yiddish	Ikh hob dikh lib
“Zulu	Ngiya kuthanda

SMS Wisdom

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 06:50:00 +0000

■*In Reality*…. The Player Isn't Actually Playing The Other Person...He's Playing Himself...

■2 let go doesnt mean 2 stop carin.2 let go is to learn theres sumthin beyond.2 let go means acceptin reality.2 let go is lovin more coz u only want the best.

■A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever

■A smile is a curve that can.Straighten out a lot of things.

■be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top

■Be friendly to your children as they are the ones that decide where you live when your are old.

■Be yourself, there are enough other people

■boys r like mascara, dey run on da first sign of emotion

■Boys should tell their trousers that it ‘s rude to point

■Children playin outside cars can cause accidents.but adults playin inside cars can cause children by accident!

■da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream

■Dont b afraid 2 expose yourself.Reach out and tell sum1 wot they mean 2 u coz when u decide its the right time it might b 2 late!

■Dont find love.let love find you.That's why it's called falling in love coz you dont force yourself to fall- you just do!

■dont frown,you never know whos falling in love with ur smile

■FRIENDS are like stars…you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there!..

■God gave u 2 legs to walk.2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to see.But why did he giv u only 1 Heart? Probably because He wants you to look for the other

■Guys are like roses- watch out for the pricks

■have u eva notcied a heart is two upside down teardrops

■If love isnt a game then why are there so many players?

■if u can stay calm while every1 else is goin mad ... u probably havnt completely understood the situation!

■If you are the flame you can't be burned

■If you don't Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything

■If you fool me once shame on you.If you fool me twice shame on me.

■If you want me to fall for you- you have to give me something worth tripping over.

■Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is the less noise it makes

■It hurts 2 luv sum1 who doesnt giv u d time of day.but it hurts more wen u realize dat sum1 u dont giv d time of day luved u & gave it up coz u luved another

■It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not

■life is short! if you dont look around once in a while you might miss it

■Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart

■love can sometimes be magic- but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION!

■Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies.

■Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out

■love is not how u 4get but how u forgive.not how u listen but how u understand.not

what u see but what u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

■Love ur enemys... It really ticks them off

■Luv is like a glass. If u break it, it’s hard to fix, And even if you manage that , it’ll never be the same.

■People Fall in love not knowin y nor how.Its so special a feelin dat it doesnt require much answers.U just love no matter how stupid u become.

■People say dat wen luv comes knocking on ur door let it in.But sumtimes luv comes through a backdoor & by the time u notice its on its way out.

■Some thoughts are better kept unsaid.some feelings are better kept to urself.because love has its way of expressing itself despite the silence.

■Sumtimes its harder 2 say no wen u really mean yes.Its hard 2 close ur eyes wen u really want 2 see.But the hardest thing 2 do is to let go wen u want to stay

■the hardest thing to do is to watch the one you love. love somebofy else

■The virtue of love isnt finding the perfect person, but by loving the imperfect

person perfectly.

■they say true love is just round the corner i must be walking in circles

■Those who are afraid to fall, will never fly

■To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the
world

■True love doesnt have a happy ending.True love doesnt have an ending!

■u luv coz u weep.u weep coz u hurt.u hurt coz u fail.u fail coz u try.u try coz u need.u need coz u want.u want coz u feel.u feel coz u live.u live coz u luv

■What do you do when the only person who can stop you crying, is the person who makes you cry in the first place?

■When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself why isn't he taken?

■while w8ing 4 d right person 2 come- play & hav fun with d wrong 1.but b careful with who u play with bcoz dat person mite b d right 1 all along

■Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is why we call it the present!

■You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see.but u cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel.

■You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do SO much more

SMS True Love

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 06:42:00 +0000

♣i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite

♣Uve won my luv now I luv u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!

♣i dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz i aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious...i am missin u!

♣Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u

♣There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!

♣I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!

♣if i died or travelled far, i'd write ur name on every star,so everyone could look up & see, dat u mean the world 2 me

♣Wantin u is easy missin u is hard.Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my arms.Constantly think of u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the key to my heart

♣How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?

♣Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u

♣Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx

♣When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you

♣True luv is hard 2 find.Special 1-1 of a kind.But the luv inside of me is true.It appeared the day i met you!

♣It takes 2 to tango.2 to kiss.2 to talk & remenisce.so many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & u!

♣U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight.those words run thru my head day & nite.i dreamt u held me & made me see dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!

♣1000 words 1 cood say.1000 wishes 1 cood pray.1000 miles legs cood walk.1000 sounds a mouth cood talk.1000 times ill b true.1000 ways 2 say i luv u!

♣Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my luv & my bestfriend

♣You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!

♣There are 3 steps to happy happiness: 1 you. 2 me. 3 our hearts 4 eternity!

SMS Riddle

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:21:00 +0000

☼Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

☼Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!

☼The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

☼The more you study. The more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?

☼no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!

☼Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.

☼If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was Christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?

☼When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.

☼Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

☼How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.

☼Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

☼How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it

☼If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ? ☼What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
☼Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...
☼If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
☼What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
☼When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostage ship?
☼What is the velocity of the darkness ?
☼Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
☼How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?
☼When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?
☼Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
☼What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
☼when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley
☼Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
☼Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
☼Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
☼How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
☼It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
☼When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
☼Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
☼Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
☼Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
☼Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.
☼Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.
☼Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
☼What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
☼Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
☼The resemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
☼What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside
☼It is round and orange and says:” I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big
☼What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
☼What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
☼why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets
☼How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
☼Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turns on her back.
☼It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge
☼What is resemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!
☼Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!
☼Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.
☼Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.
☼Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.
☼Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.
☼What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
☼Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.
☼Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke
☼If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?
☼When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
☼When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
☼When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
☼Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."
☼The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?
☼One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?
☼How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
☼How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!
☼Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
☼Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?
☼What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.
☼Where are the first 6 up's ?
☼Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?
☼Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?
☼Why do you always find one shoe on the streets ?
☼Why do we call apartments when they are all connected to one another ?
☼Why can you buy cigarettes in a gas station where it is forbidden to smoke ?
☼Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?
☼why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?
☼What do the military do in a civil war ?
☼What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
☼What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?
☼What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?
☼What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.
☼Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

SMS Poems

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:18:00 +0000

¨ BITE OF U
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you.

¨ UR SMILE
Your smile is a general
my heart a soldier

¨ STARS
If the universe did start with a bang
when God loved and the angels sang
one of the sparks that flew
chased time to become you

¨ DOVE
when the moon shine from the heaven above,
i open my dove a i lyin the floor

¨ KISS
if kisses wer rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a frnd id send u me!

¨ HUH?
As i lie on my bed and look at the stars, and the moon, and the sky... i wonder...
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?!?!?!?

¨ BOOK OF LIFE
Starting a new day,
Starting a new life,
Starting a new page,
In the Endless Book of Life.

¨ LETTING GO
if i luv sum1 let them go...
if they return it was meant to b...
if they dont their luv was never yours 2 begin wif

¨ FORGET ME NOT
forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender

¨ SENT WITH A SMILE
god in heaven,
god above
please protect the one i love,
sent with a smile,
sealed with a kiss,
i love the one who is reading this

¨ STOLEN
Your words of love steal
someone's heart,
but you don't know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!

¨ FOUND YOU
I love you up from heaven
down to the ground
I'm really glad
to have you found

¨ ANGEL
last night an angel walked into my room. I asked him to watch over you.
but he came back I asked him why he said:an angel doesn't watch over another angel

¨ DONT4GET
Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!

¨ HOW MUCH U MEAN 2 ME
If i go 2 heaven an ur not der i'll write ur name on evry stair 4 all 2 c how much u mean 2 me

¨ ALL THE TIME
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time.

¨ TOO MUCH!
when God gave us friendships he tried to be fair, but when i got you, i got more than my share!

¨ 2 GOOD 2 B TRUE
they say sugar is sweet and honey is too but baby wot do i call u? ur sexier than sexy and hotter than that there's only one name 4 u and thats 2 good 2 b true

¨ FALL
U can fall from the sky
U can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
is in love with me.

¨ 4EVER
u r me, and i is u for eva our love will be true

¨ MEANT 2 B
i love u babe i really do, i love the times when im with u, the way u say that u love me, i think that this was meant to be

¨ STOLEN
Your words of love steal
someone's heart,
but you don't know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!

¨ DONT MESS WITH ME
here's my halo
made of glass
mess with me
and i'll kick ur ass

¨ MA HUNI
Gifts r given @ b'days, chocs @ valentine, roses 2 say sorry, luv is shown wid kisses, but da reason 4 sending dis is.... cuz UR MA HUNI!!

¨ LUV U
I love u wen u r sad.
I love u wen u r happy.
I love u wen u r teasing.
I love u wen u r laughing.
I love u wen u r angry.
I love u wen u love love me.

¨ KISS 2 U
a kiss to you
from you know who
they say you knew me

¨ COZ
It must have been a rainy day! when u were bourn heaven was crying coz it lost it's most beautiful angel...

¨ AMONG THE STARS
Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.

¨ MISS U
i miss u
r u miss me
its u know or God know
but i know about my heart and brain
that is crying everytime for u.
dont froget me.

¨ I MISS U
I miss u wen ur far away,i fink bout u evry nite n day i really cant believe its true dat 1 day ill b bak wth u.

¨ LOVE ME
Love me,
dont hate me!
Your love is my life,
Your hate is my death!

¨ FALLING
You can fall from the sky.
You can fall from a tree but you will get hurt.
But falling in love with me is like falling in heaven!

¨ EVRY NITE
Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes sad because I can see the moon, but I can´t see you.

¨ LEARN 2 LUV
Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now.

SMS Funny

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:09:00 +0000

· 20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

· A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

· Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

· At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

· Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

· Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

· BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!

· Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

· Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

· Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .

· Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .

· Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

· E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

· Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

· For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"

· God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

· God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!

· HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

· Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

· Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

· How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?

· I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!

· I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

· I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.

· I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...

· I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

· I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...

· If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

· If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

· If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.

· Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!

· In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

· It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!

· Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???

· Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!

· My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."

· My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...

· Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?

· One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

· Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

· Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed

· roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

· roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...

· Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................

· Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!

· The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

· The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !

· They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?

· This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

· This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

· This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."

· This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

· Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

· We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."

· We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!

· What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!

· When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

· You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

· You are never too blond to learn !!!

· You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number

· You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.

· You should know what it takes to look this cheap!

· You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you

· You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

· You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number

· You’d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

· Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

· It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

· A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

· i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

· Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

· Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

· Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

· A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

· At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

· The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

· i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

SMS Love Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Channi) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:31:00 +0000

☺I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.

☺I'm so sad when you're gone. Come back soon. Miss you!

☺In my dreams and in our love for 1 another there are no impossibilities.

☺Love is like quicksand - the deeper you fall in it the harder it is to get out.

☺You're just my cup of tea.

☺Love is like the truth, sometimes it prevails, sometimes it hurts.

☺Love is not something you feel. It's something you do.

☺Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.

☺My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.

☺My heart is breaking since you went away

☺My love belongs to you.

☺My love is ever in your service.

☺One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.

☺One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.

☺To feel love gives pleasure to one; to express it gives pleasure to two.

☺To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world

☺True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

☺True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending.

☺Trust, Love & Keep Moving (Growing)

☺We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another.

☺We must love one another or die

☺When you left, I stopped smiling

☺Where ever I go, whatever I do, I carry a little part of you with me right here in the center of me
heart.

☺Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time...

☺With love and patience, nothing is impossible.

☺You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love.

☺You need Money to call someone Honey.

☺You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.

☺You touched my heart and changed my life for the better.

☺You're the icing on my cake. What's that? Chocolate, of course...

☺You're the laughter in my life.

☺You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.

☺Your love's better than a cold beer on a warm day. Almost...OK then, definitely!

☺Your love's better than a home run with the bases loaded.

☺Your love's better than chocolate

☺Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished. - Goethe.

☺A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

☺I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved. - George Elliot

☺LOVE: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Mark Twain

☺The first duty of love - is to listen. - Paul Tillich

☺One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is love. - Sophocles

☺How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a
biological phenomenon as first love?" - Albert Einstien

☺Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

☺Love is friendship set to music. - E. Joseph Crossmann

☺At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

☺Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

☺In our life there is a single color, as on an artist`s palette, which provides the meaning of life and art. It is the color of love. - Marc Chagall

☺Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. - Einstein.

☺I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!

☺Love is being stupid together.

☺Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction.

☺Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

☺No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

☺Love conquers all. - Virgil.

☺It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.

☺Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.

☺All we need is love.

☺Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

☺Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Einstien.

☺Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and VERY important.

☺Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it'll crush, hold it too loose, it'll fly

☺Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

☺Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

☺Love is a gift of one's inner most soul to another so both can be whole

☺Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the
juice is gone, what's left tastes bitter.

☺People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

☺Talk 2 me when i'm bored, kiss me when i'm sad, hug me when i cry, care 4 me when i die, love
me when i'm still alive

☺The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt

☺The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

☺The love we give away is the only love we keep.

☺The prerequisite for making love is to like someone enormously

☺There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

☺There is no remedy for love but to love more.

☺There is nothing more important in life than love.

☺A good love is delicious because you can't get enough too soon.

☺A smile to put you on high... A kiss to set your soul alright...Would it be alright if I spent tonight
being loved by you?

☺Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.

☺All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!

☺Don't forget to love yourself.

☺He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.

☺I see you in every passing face

☺I'll love you till the cows come home.

☺If love were a movie, you'd be a box office hit!

☺It's a rainy day when you're not around

☺Let love be your greatest aim.

☺Life is the flower for which love is the honey.

☺Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

☺Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness.

☺Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

☺Love makes everything lovely.

☺Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

☺Love teaches even asses to dance.

☺Love without return is like a question without an answer

☺Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!

☺Love: Two minds without a single thought.

☺Lovers, like bees, lead a honey-sweet life.