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stressed

2012-04-29T18:27:00.000-07:00

If you feel stressed !
Give yourself a break ..

Eat some chocolates..
custards..
ice creams..
candies
and
cakes...

Why !!! ???????

Because stressed spell backwards is "desserts"

LOVE is the madicine

2012-03-08T13:06:00.002-08:00

LOVE is the madicine for all kinds of pain in the world BUT be sure that there is no madicine in the world for the pain given by LOVE.

Better

2012-03-07T07:23:00.001-08:00

The People
Who Make You
'Laugh A Little Louder'
...'Smile A Little Brighter'
&
'Make Your Life A Little
Better...

friend

2012-03-07T07:22:00.001-08:00

Full Form Of FRIEND
Few
Relation
In
Earth
Never
Die
That Is Friend.

Good choice

2012-03-07T07:21:00.001-08:00

A dimple is a sign of pretty face,
A smile is a sign of joy.
A hug is a sign of love
&
A frIend like ME in your life
Well ! That's a sign of ur
Good choice

Golden rules

2012-03-07T07:09:00.004-08:00

Golden rules to feel happy:

meet a friend, call a friend,

talk to your friend,

hug a friend, and

love a friend.

pain killer

2012-03-07T07:09:00.000-08:00

A Best F.r.i.e.n.d
Is The Best Pain Killer.
The Ingredients Are Simple:
C a r i n g
n
S h a r i n g . . . ^_- <3

rainy day

2012-01-08T07:42:00.000-08:00

It must have been a rainy day
when you were BORN,
but it wasn't really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel...
happy birthday dear friend

i m with you

2011-12-22T09:34:00.001-08:00

When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow from your eyes;
Always remember these three things.

1) i'm with you.
2) still with you.
&
3) will always be. .

What iS A AduLt Joke?

2011-10-05T07:30:00.000-07:00

Sardar G wAs aSkd ,

What iS A AduLt Joke?

Reply cAme

Any Joke Which Iz EighteEn yEaRs Old. . .

Pathan's wife

2011-10-05T07:29:00.001-07:00

Pathan's wife bought a beautiful sweater 4 her husband...
She sent it to him by parcel along wid a note... Tht said
"d buttons of d sweatr r removd since they were too heavy & added to d postage. U'll find 'em in d rite hand pocket of d sweater..."

Call

2011-10-05T07:28:00.002-07:00

Pathan ne call milaye tu awaz aye

"is call k liye apka balance na kafi hai"

Pathan : koi baat nahi

tumne hum se baat kiya

itna he kafi hai

I Miss You

2011-10-05T07:28:00.000-07:00

Teacher: what is meant by

" I MISS YOU "

Pathan: is ka matlab hai '

me tumhari miss hon'.

Takreer

2011-10-05T07:27:00.000-07:00

1 dfa pathan khudkushi pr TKreer kr rhaTha
Pathan jzbati ho kr kehne lga
Khudkushi hram ha
Kufr ha
Gunah ha
Zulm ha
Is se behtr ha k insn zehr kha k mar Jaye.

Cutting Kahan Se Karwai Hai

2011-10-05T07:26:00.001-07:00

Ek kUtTaY Ki dUm kAtTi hUi tHi Ek sArdaAr Ne uSaY Rok kEr pOchA . . . . .

CuttiNg kAhAn sE KrwAi hAi?

Ghalati

2011-10-05T07:24:00.000-07:00

jo 1 ghlati karey wo

Anjan

jo 2 ghalati karey wo

Nadan

jo 3 ghalti karey wo

Shetan

jo ghalti per ti karey wo

Pathan

Sardar Socks

2011-10-05T07:21:00.000-07:00

Ek sArdaAR Ki SockS sE Buhat bAdbo aATi tHi.

Frnd Ne PesAy diAy k New sOckS Le lO,

Sardar nEXt dAy New sOcKs pEhAn kR Aaya,

Magr bAdboO PhIr bHi aA rAhi tHi,

Frnd aSkd: AB Kyun smE|L Aa rAhi hAi?

SardaAr:Becoz pUrAni sOcKs pOckEt mE HaIN.

U R Sweet

2011-10-04T01:53:00.000-07:00

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_____________U_R_SWEET_FRND__U_R_SWEE

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Mohabbat

2011-10-04T01:52:00.001-07:00

Agar Mohabbat Pani K Boondon Ki Tarah�Hai!

To Ye Saari Baarish Aap Ki

! ! ! ! ! ! !

! ! ! ! !

! ! ! ! ! !

Agar Mohabbat Koi Phal Hai

To Us K Saray Darakht Aap K Liye!

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Agar Khushi Ka Taaluq Kisi Ek Lamhay Se Hai

To Is Zindagi Ka Tamaam Waqt Aap K Liye!

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Bcoz,,,,

I Always Want

To See You

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Love Means

2011-10-04T01:51:00.003-07:00

I love you� means that
I accept you for the person you are
and that I don�t wish to change you into someone else
it means that I care enough to fight for what we have
and that i love you enough not to let you go�.!!!

Time

2011-10-04T01:51:00.001-07:00

Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me.

Miss u Most...!!!

2011-10-04T01:49:00.004-07:00

oyee mere dost

mere programe k dost

andheron ke ghost

double anne k toast

bujhi hia lamp post

murgi ke roast

I Miss u Most

I Love You...!!!

2011-10-04T01:49:00.000-07:00

i Love u

i Love u

i Love u

i Love u very much

bus yehe kehna chahti thi

Laila Majnoo se
Magar bichari ko English nahi ati thi

Happy Birthday

2011-08-01T12:28:00.000-07:00

So many wishes

So many smiles

Too many memories

Too few words

With one big birthday

Happy Birthday!

Heart desires

2011-07-23T08:55:00.001-07:00

LUST Is When
The Mind The Heart DesiresDesires What
The Heart Admires.
LOVE Is When
The Mind Admires What
The Heart Desires . . .