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BEARDISM!

2011-10-20T10:39:00.001-07:00

NOT from a pizza box.... PUNK

2011-10-18T08:25:00.000-07:00

Double Dragon

2011-10-18T07:27:00.001-07:00

The Faces of Terror: A Eulogy

2011-09-29T07:04:00.000-07:00

source/article: http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=711&sid=17446906

Get in the game

2011-04-19T15:27:00.000-07:00

I say, I say, I say

2010-05-10T13:01:00.000-07:00

Here at WTI, our staff works tirelessly to bring you the worst of the worst of the internet. Wait.. no.. let me start over. Here at WTI, our single contributor (me), occasionally runs into things on the internet that are just horrible, and if there aren't a lot of people walking around at work, I might just post it on this here blog...for "you" (the non-reader) to read (non-read).

Anyways, sometimes, the internet just throws you a bone. It says "Hey... you there! Shouldn't you be working? That's what I thought... and that's exactly why I am going to make you look at this. Because I hate you. Oh shut up--you do it to yourself."

The product of that self-deprecating schizophrenic discourse is a link. Click on it. Just do it. Yes, it's safe. Don't be such a nancy-sue.

(It's just a bunch of bad commercials. Not "funny".... bad.)

http://www.asylum.com/2010/05/04/worst-local-commercials-marc-norton-eagleman-credit-macdaddy-valley-ball-strip-club/

Also....

Have you ever wanted to write comics? You know like.. to write the stuff that is inside "comic books". Yes... someone has to write it right? No.. I see what you're saying, but I don't think you need to know how to draw or anything... you just.. write them. Don't quote me on that. Yes, Frank Miller probably did both. But I am not really talking to Frank Miller when I ask "have you ever wanted to write comic books". You know what? You ARE a NANCY-SUE!!!

Ok. Let's be cool. I am sorry I called you that. If you want to know The Truth About Comics, and How To Become a Comic Book Writer, look no further. Hal Roth, professional douche rocket**, tells you how.

http://www.comicsbulletin.com/truth/99817842047647.htm

**The term "douche rocket", is stolen directly from my friend Magdolina***, who might have stolen it directly from someone else. In any case, Douche Rocket, tell your friends.

***Actually, that entire link is from Magdolina****. She will probably get a trophy or a badge or a sticker or something.

****"Magdolina" is non-standard spelling. Jungle law.

The sweet sweet taste of Cardiac Arrest

2010-02-08T14:51:00.000-08:00

Two cardiac-arrest-themed fast food joints on opposite sides of country are locked in a federal lawsuit over restaurant themes.

Kitteh seez dead peoplz

2010-02-02T09:55:00.000-08:00

A cat with an uncanny ability to detect when nursing home patients are about to die has proven itself in around 50 cases by curling up with them in their final hours, according to a new book.

The Future of Art: Penis Fencing (NSFW)

2010-01-28T07:20:00.000-08:00

Yeah, that just happened. *pinch

Q: So, what's the most disturbing part of this video?

A: Well, it's a hard call... the facial expressions, the probably poisonous body paint, the S&M style chain, the super human extremely metalic and erect sexual organs that project from their hips like a dwarfed limb, the manage et twa masturbatory action, the penis fencing, or.. oh right. Easy. The kids in the background.

WARNING: Choking may cause permanent death.

2009-12-14T13:36:00.001-08:00

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"It goes by many names: "black out," "space monkey," "fainting game." Participants – teenagers, mostly, it seems – play it by cutting off oxygen to the brain. They use belts, neckties, other types of binding – or a friend's helping hands – to induce a "natural high."

Yet, say authors of a paper published in the January issue of Pediatrics, of the 163 Ohio physicians who responded to a survey, only 111 (68.1%) said they had heard of the game – mostly through popular media sources. Of those who knew about it, only 7.6% reported having a patient who they suspected was
playing the choking game."
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The Canon Powershot: Turning potentially cute little girls into Demi-demons has never been easier

2009-12-14T12:58:00.000-08:00