All and Sundry

Compo coppers: El Colacho: The Txalaparta: Pass the bomb: B2 or UFO: and Jackson Pillocks.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:02:00 +0000

Colder than the tip of the iceberg of sleaze in the Piss Poor Policies Millionaires Club Coalition at the Castle this morn, the butler is stuffing fat teenagers into the furnace faster than the...

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Going Dahn: The cost of morale: Heaven’s taxes: Mexican motors: Clipping dentist: In a hot hole: and a Brazilian Numpty.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 08:03:00 +0000

Cold, wet and more than dismal at the Castle this morn, I spent most of yester aftermorn installing a new shower after the old one went tits up and deluged me with freezing cold water, and I spotted...

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Silly Billy does a U-Turn: Piss Poor lies: No long-er a Ferrari: Sex meters: and Rubbish flats.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 07:57:00 +0000

Moist, muggy and mild at the Castle this morn, there is more than a smidge of fast moving atmosphere and the coronal mass ejection is affecting my communication devices. Up in the sinking House...

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Victory Mk1: No Swiss go juice: Calamita Cosmica: Onion committees: Aurora Blightyalis: and the Kuching cat museum.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 07:15:00 +0000

Damp, drear and dodgy at the Castle this morn, I vandalised the mock orange with my new axe to try and separate it into smaller pieces so that I could move it-total failure-over to plan C. Washed...

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Whining, dining MPs: Customised Tesco’s: Human wrongs-again: Wonder Vag and the Sperminator: and Because it’s there.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 07:56:00 +0000

Cold, calm and clear at the Castle this morn, his Maj hasn’t discovered the joy of anything-thank him/her upstairs and I’m orf to Tesco on the stale bread, gruel and pussy food run in a...

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NHS backlash: Scratch that itch: Digital curriculum: Royal fancy dress: Canadian stress balls: Snap a snap: and the Amazon walkway.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 08:15:00 +0000

A touch of frost, more than a whimsy of wind and a smidge of cloud at the Castle this morn, the stock of fat teenagers for the furnace is running low and I am still catching up on sleep. The...

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Up your insurance: Pickles poleaxes Pinewood: Boney land: Bull surfing: A bird in the Bombardier: The World’s worst Tat “artist”?: and a Cupid Stunt.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 08:14:00 +0000

Gale is hanging around at the Castle this morn, and I daren’t even think where Dawn’s crack is, his Maj has discovered the joy of consuming odd things in the garden and then puking on my lap to show...

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Dahn Unda Chinese water: Second class mail: The Toylet: Cave women: Engrish part 2: and the spotted lake.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 07:53:00 +0000

Cold, damp and dismal at the Castle this morn, managed to catch up on several years sleep in the last 24 hours and his Maj has discovered the joy of opening the fridge. And just after I have...

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Moral capitalism: If you want to know the time: Big video game controller: Balls on a train: DIY beer pump: and Squirrel-tree-tree-squirrel?

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 08:46:00 +0000

Gale has returned to the Castle this morn and is howling at All And Sundry, Dawn’s crack is obscured by vast cloudy things, his Maj has decided that a warm, dry radiator is the better part of valour...

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Home alone: U-Turn Cam and Clarkson: No coins for the meter: Nuckin Futs: Solar Numptys: and a fat cat.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 08:12:00 +0000

Lack of low levels of liquid metal at the Castle this morn, the white crusty stuff has been replaced with damp, drizzly downpours, the study is overflowing with ornery ‘orrors and his Maj has...

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Fromage a la Smoke: Beeb bonuses: Big Apple-big bills: Matchstick man: BMW box woes: Museum of moving lingerie: and a Bum gun.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 08:01:00 +0000

‘Tis cold, crispy and calm yet again at the Castle this morn, the study is overwhelmed with wonky what knots and his Maj has discovered the joy of shredding the shower curtain. I spent an...

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Yacht an idiot: Silly Billy wants war: Cannibal harlequins: Bombing Montecristo: some Chinese bodyguards: and a twenty first century ditty.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 09:52:00 +0000

Cold and crusty yet again at the Castle this morn, the study is overpopulated with dodgy difference machines, the boiler is nearing the temperature of the sun and his Maj has discovered the joy of...

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Wineing MPs: Bung-a-low price on two faced Minister: Fine lines: Bum auction lot: Magnetic stools: Flying pussy: and Rodent retrieval.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 07:31:00 +0000

Cold, crisp, crusty and calm at the Castle this morn, the butler is feeding the furnace with fat teenagers like there is no tomorrow and his Maj has discovered the joy of sleeping on my head during...

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Angus snaps: Civilian plod: EU-ooops: Old Shreddies: Carver kronid: and Automatic fire wood.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 07:28:00 +0000

Colder than a ConDem’s heart at the Castle this morn, the falling down and lying in vomit thing seems to have gorn orf, and his Maj has discovered the joy of sitting on the top of the...

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Duckess in the dock: British decency: Tesco Crimbo: Sonic balls-up: Cow bras: Toulouse le expensive: and Irisin arrives.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 08:20:00 +0000

Cold, crusty and clear at the Castle this morn, the butler has set up a conveyor belt to shove fat teenagers into the furnace, the fall down and lay in vomit thing has returned, and his Maj has...

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Top Gear in reverse: More for the EU: Graduating to free work: Big Pussy up North: Stainless virgin: Finger painting: and a stuffed Monkey.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 06:51:00 +0000

Cold, damp and a smidge dismal at the Castle this morn, things are springing up in the garden that shouldn’t be there until...well spring, and I have purchased a couple of vandalism tools-an axe and...

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Food of the wards: High-rise recession: 15 day hotel: Nork gadgets: Museum of bad art: and the Kung fu cartwheel king.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 08:43:00 +0000

More than a tad less temperature at the Castle this morn, the moon is hiding behind a whimsy of cloud, the butler is feeding the furnace with fat teenagers and his Maj has discovered the joy of...

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Cooking up a caution: How long are your Telomeres?: Rich Rozzers: Clarkson rakes it in: Bionic chicken: Glider boat: and a rusty old bike.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 08:06:00 +0000

Quite clement at the Castle this morn, back to fixing fuddled fumbles in the study, and his Maj has discovered the joy of blackmailing me into giving him “Dreamies” with every meal. It seems...

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Nonagenarian knobbled by Elfandsafety: Diesel hike: Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested: Engrish products: Remember summer?: and the Zambezi bungeeeeeeee.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 08:46:00 +0000

Dryish, coldish and calmish at the Castle this morn, the contents of the study have spilled out into the spare room, his Maj has discovered the joy of smacking into the locked cat flat at full speed...

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Olympic tosspots: Frack orf: Free Wi-Fi: A real laptop: Roadkill bill: A penny for inflation: and There’s an app for that Dave.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 07:49:00 +0000

Cold, calm and curmudgeonly at the Castle this morn, the butler is inserting fat teenagers in to the furnace at faster than light speed, his Maj has discovered the joy of hiding things in my shoes...

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Travelling treat: Strait Britannia: Potty old farts: Pregnant perv: Fat compo: and the Plop up restaurant.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 07:50:00 +0000

Warmish, calmish and darkish at the Castle this morn, the furnace is nicely stocked with fat teenagers, the study is nicely stocked with duff differential do-dahs, and his Maj has discovered the joy...

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Rickets return: Coalition con: Finally!: Nuclear cabin: Hover car: Arse art: and Video vandal.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 07:29:00 +0000

Gale has finally buggered orf and Dawn’s crack is visible at the Castle this morn, I spent most of the day in the pit yester after morn after an attack of the falling dahn and lying in vomit,...

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Synchronised cock up: Scrapped for cash: 'diamagnetic levitation': DIY art: Time cloak: and Snow monsters.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 07:14:00 +0000

Gale is once again howling at the Castle this morn, the study is overweight with wonky what knots and his Maj has discovered the joy of changing the channel on the TV. The Olympic...

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VIP Olympics: In-out Royal Mail: Jobs for the crims: Zom-bees: Old suit: Useless museum: and Hybrid jaws.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 08:03:00 +0000

Cold, clear and crisp at the Castle this morn, the study is bristling with broken bodge-ups and his Maj has discovered the wonder of the toilet bowl. It seems that: While spectators are...

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The end of excess: Banger tax: The end of men: Dessert Numpty: Pussy on a leash: and ET floats home.

noreply@blogger.com (Angus) — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 07:23:00 +0000

Gale is howling and Dawn’s crack is nowhere to be seen at the Castle this morn, the sky water is moving horizontally across the vista and his Maj has discovered the joy of shoving his nose into my...

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