To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.To steal from many is research! কি বুঝলেন?এই Research page এ আইসাই যখন পরছেন, আর যাইয়া কাম নাই;পড়েন আর খুন হয়ে যান হাসতে হাসতে......noreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Thu, 24 Oct 2024 08:20:33 -0700Blogger http://www.blogger.com68125http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/en-usnoTo steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.To steal from many is research! কি বুঝলেন?এই Research page এ আইসাই যখন পরছেন, আর যাইয়া কাম নাই;পড়েন আর খুন হয়ে যান হাসতে হাসতে......noreply@blogger.comhttp://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_21.htmlহাসপাতাল ও চিকিৎসক জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Wed, 21 Sep 2011 01:28:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-3346522982279404054<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">রবার্ট চেইন স্মোকার, রেলগাড়ীর মত সারাদিনই নাক দিয়ে ধোঁয়া ছাড়ে। অনেক অনুরোধ-প্রতিরোধ চেষ্টাচরিত্র করেও বউ জেনি&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">যখন</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">&nbsp;তার সিগারেট ছাড়াতে পারল না, অগত্যা বাধ্য হয়ে&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">নিয়ে গেলো পারিবারিক ডাক্তার জনের কাছে! সব শুনে</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ডাক্তার পরামর্শ দিল,রবার্টের কিছুদিন সিগারেট টানা বন্ধ থাকলো,</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">&nbsp;কিন্তু সমস্যা হল অন্যজায়গায়- ধুমপান ছাড়ার পর রাতে আর ঘুম আসে না চোখে!কাঁহাতক এই যন্ত্রণা সহ্য হয়?</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">কয়েকটা রাত নির্ঘুম কাটিয়ে আবার সিগারেট ফুকা শুরু হলো, ফিরে আসলো&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">রাতের ঘুমও। বেচারা জেনি আবার নিয়ে গেল ডাক্তারের কাছে, আবার কিছুদিন বন্ধ থাকল, আবার শুরু হল! এই দুষ্টচক্র থেকে বের হতে&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">শেষমেষ ডাক্তার পরামর্শ দিল, '</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এইবার আপনাকে আল্টিমেট বুদ্ধি দিচ্ছি।</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এটা ব্যর্থ হলে আমিও&nbsp;</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ব্যর্থ।কেউই আর উনার সিগারেট ছাড়াতে পারবে না!'</span></span></span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">রবার্ট-জেনি উদগ্রীব হয়ে জানতে চাইলো, 'কি বুদ্ধি?'</span></span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">-আপনি যখন এক প্যাকেট সিগারেট কিনবেন, তখন দুইটা সিগারেট প্যাকেট থেকে বের করে নিজের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">পাছার ফুটোতে ভরে দিবেন সামান্য সময়ের জন্য!</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এরপর দুইটাকে বের করে এনে প্যাকেটের অন্য সিগারেটের সাথে মিশিয়ে ফেলবেন।</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">যেহেতু আপনি জানেন না কোন দুইটা সিগারেট নোংরা,</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">আপনি ঘেন্নায় সিগারেট খেতে পারবেন না!'</span></span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">দুই সপ্তাহ পর জেনি আসল জনের চেম্বারে, একা!</span></span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">জন হাসিমুখে জিজ্ঞেস করল,</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">'</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">কি?বলেছিলাম না কাজ হ</span><span lang="BN"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">বে</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">?'</span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">জেনি গোমড়া মুখে জবাব দিল, 'রবার্ট তো সিগারেট টানা বন্ধ করেছে,</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">কিন্তু এখন তো আবার পাছায় দুইটা সিগারেট না ভরা পর্যন্ত সে রাতে ঘুমাতে পারে না</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">!!'&nbsp;</span></div> </div> 0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_1566.htmlদোস্তি জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Sun, 18 Sep 2011 23:49:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-4144065592417338752<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 24px;">আজব আর গজব জিগরী দোস্ত, আলাপ হচ্ছে তাদের মধ্যে-</span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 24px;">আজবঃ&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 24px;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">কিরে বন্ধু?তোর চশমা ভাঙ্গল কিভাবে</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large; line-height: 24px;">?</span><br /> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">গজবঃ&nbsp;</span>আর বলিস না</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">।</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ওকে চুমু খেতে গিয়েছিলাম</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">।</span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">আজবঃ&nbsp;</span>কি আশ্চর্য! চুমু খেলে চশমা ভাঙ্গে নাকি</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">?</span></span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;"></span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">গজবঃ&nbsp;</span>না, ইয়ে মানে...ও হঠাৎ দুই উরু দিয়ে এমন জোরে চাপ দিল!&nbsp;</span></span></span></div> </div> 0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_18.htmlজানোয়ার জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Sun, 18 Sep 2011 23:42:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-7201045339195043336<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN">একবার এক বনে শিকারীর দল ভুলে ভায়াগ্রার বাক্স ফেলে গেল,</span><span lang="HI">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN">সেই ভায়াগ্রা খেয়ে বনের সব পুরুষ প্রানীর যৌন কামনা উঠে গেল তুঙ্গে! দিন নেই, রাত নেই -</span><span lang="BN">তারা তাদের নারী সঙ্গিনীদের সাথে যৌন খেলায় মেতে উঠল।</span><span lang="HI">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN">এক পর্যায়ে সঙ্গিনীরা বিরক্ত হয়ে বনের রাজা সিংহের কাছে বিচার দিল,</span><span lang="HI">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN">সিংহরাজ গবেষনা করে দেখল যে ভায়াগ্রার প্রভাব কমতে আরো বছর খানেক লাগবে;</span><span lang="HI">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN">তাই তিনি সকল প্রানীকে তাদের 'মামু' কেটে জমা দিতে আদেশ দিলেন- বিনিময়ে সবাইকে একটা করে টোকেন দেওয়া হবে,</span><span lang="HI">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN">এক বছর পর টোকেন মিলিয়ে সবার যার যার 'মামু' ফেরত নিবে। পুরুষ প্রানীদের মন খারাপ হলেও বনের রাজার আদেশ অমান্য করে এমন বুকের পাঠা কারো ছিল না। আর স্ত্রীদের অবস্থা হল উল্টো-</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;">খুশিতে বাগবাকুম!</span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN">অন্য সব প্রানীর মত বানরও মন খারাপ করে তার 'মামু' জমা দিয়ে বাসায় ফিরে</span><span lang="HI">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN">দেখে যে তার স্ত্রী বগল বাজাচ্ছে, '</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN">হা হা হা...এখন কি করবা</span>? <span lang="BN">আগেই বলেছিলাম বেশী কইরো না!'</span></span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN">বানরঃ বেশী হাইসো না,</span><span lang="HI">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN">এক বছর পর টের পাইবা!</span><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN">বানরের স্ত্রীঃ কেন</span>?&nbsp;<span lang="BN">এক বছর পর কি হবে</span>?<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN">বানরঃ জমা তো দিয়ে আসছি আমারটা, টোকেন আনছি ঘোড়ারটা!!&nbsp;</span></span></div> </div> 0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_8831.htmlপানশালা জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Sun, 11 Sep 2011 01:35:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-8540914346068278077<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">জন বারে ঢুকে ১ বোতল হুইস্কি অর্ডার দিল।পরিচিত&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">বারটেন্ডার জিজ্ঞেস&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">করল</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">,</span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">-</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">আপনার</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">&nbsp;কি হয়েছে স্যার? কোন কারণে কি আপনি বিষণ্ণ?</span></span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">-হুমম...</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">আজকে জানলাম আমার বড় </span><span lang="BN"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Mangal;">ছেলে সমকামী</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Mangal; font-size: large;">&nbsp;</span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">-প্লিজ,&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">মন খারাপ করবেন না স্যার! ইদানিং</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">&nbsp;তো&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এই রকম</span><span lang="BN"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Mangal;">&nbsp;হচ্ছেই</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">!</span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">পরের সপ্তাহে জন আবার হাজির, অনেকটা ভেঙ্গে পরেছে,</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">&nbsp;শুন্য চোখে আবার ১</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">&nbsp;বোতল&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">হুইস্কি অর্ডার দিল।</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">বারটেন্ডার জিজ্ঞেস&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">করল</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">,</span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">-</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এইবার কি হয়েছে স্যার</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">?</span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">-</span></span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">আজকে জানলাম আমার ছোট ছেলেও&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Mangal;">সমকামী</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">!</span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">বারটেন্ডারও এবার ব্যাথিত হলো,</span><span lang="BN"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">আমি আপনার জন্য সত্যিই দুঃখিত স্যার</span></span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">!"</span></span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এর পরের সপ্তাহেই জন আবার হাজির, শরীরের একেবারে ভগ্নদশা, রক্তবর্ণ চোখ,এবার</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">২</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">&nbsp;বোতল&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">হুইস্কি অর্ডার দিল।</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">বারটেন্ডার ভয়ে ভয়ে জিজ্ঞেস&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">করল</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">,</span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">-আজকে আবার কি হলো স্যার?</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">আপনার ফ্যামিলীতে কি এমন একজনও নাই যে মেয়েদের পছন্দ&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">করে</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">?</span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">জন&nbsp;চিৎকার করে উঠল,</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">"আজকে জানলাম আমার বউই মেয়েদের পছন্দ করে"!!!</span></span></div> </div> 0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_11.htmlঅর্থনীতি জোকাসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Sun, 11 Sep 2011 01:08:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-3644860979119841707<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">প্রশ্নঃ মার্কেট এনালিস্ট (Market Analyst) কাকে বলে?&nbsp;</span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">উত্তরঃ&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">মার্কেট এনালিস্ট (Market Analyst) হচ্ছেন এমন একজন বিশেষজ্ঞ (Expert) যিনি আগামীকাল বুঝতে পারেন যে গতকালের বিশ্লেষণ (Analysis) কেন আজকে কাজে লাগেনি!!! ;p</span></span></div> </div> 0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_10.htmlহাসপাতাল ও চিকিৎসক জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Sat, 10 Sep 2011 06:53:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-262014405614084710<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div style="color: #76a5af;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">গজবউদ্দিন এমনিতে খুব হাসিখুশি মানুষ, কিন্তু ইদানিং&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ডান</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">হাতের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ব্যথায়&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মেজাজটা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">খুব</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">খিচড়ে আছে;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;অনেক ডাক্তার-বৈদ্য দেখিয়েছে, কিন্তু কিছুতেই কোন ফল পাওয়া যাচ্ছে না।</span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">গজবের&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বন্ধু</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">রজব</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">উদ্দিন </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলল, 'এদিক-অদিক তো বহু ঘুরাঘুরি করলি,</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">হুদাই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">টাকা&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">নষ্ট!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;এর চে</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">'</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;বরং আমার সাথে চল<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">;</span>&nbsp;নিউ</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মার্কেটে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">৫০</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">টাকা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">দিয়ে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">একটা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কম্পিউটারে Urine</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সেম্পল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দিবি,</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">এক্কেবারে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ঠিক</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ডায়াগনোসিস</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আর</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ওষুধ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দিয়া</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">দিবে!'</span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">গজবের এখন ত্রাহি ত্রাহি অবস্থা</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;যে যা বলছে</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">তাই ট্রাই করছে<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">! তো রজবকে নিয়ে সে</span>&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">গেল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ওই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কম্পিউটারের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কাছে;&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">Urine</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সেম্পল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দিল।&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">৫</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মিনিট</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পরে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">বিস্তারিত ফলাফল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;প্রিন্ট হয়ে&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">হয়ে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">এলোঃ</span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">-----------------------------------------------</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">রোগীঃ জনাব&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif; font-size: large;">গজবউদ্দিন</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">ডায়াগনোসিসঃ</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">টেনিস</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">এলবো।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif; font-size: large;">পরামর্শঃ</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">১০</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দিন</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ডান</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">হাতে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">গরম</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সেঁক দিবেন।</span> ঝাঁকুনিযুক্ত কাজ থেকে বিরত থাকবেন।</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">-----------------------------------------------</span></span></div> <a name='more'></a><div style="color: #76a5af;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">গজব কিছুটা অবাক হলেও&nbsp;<span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বাসায়</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">গিয়ে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">পরামর্শ অনুযায়ী</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সেঁক</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দিতে থাকলো এবং তার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ব্যথাও</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কমতে থাকলো!!কিন্তু মনের সন্দেহ কিছুতেই যাচ্ছে না; সে সিদ্ধান্ত নিল কম্পিউটারের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> <span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আর একটি পরীক্ষা নিবে</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> ৫ দিন পর </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বীর্য</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">,</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পোষা কুকুর জিমির</span></span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মল</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">,</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">স্ত্রী বেগুনী</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আর </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মেয়ে তিনার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">Urine</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কালেক্ট</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">একটা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মিক্সচার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বানিয়ে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ওই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কম্পিউটারে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">জমা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দিল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আর</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">অপেক্ষা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করতে </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">থাকলো</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ফলাফলের</span>&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">জন্য- যথারীতি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">৫</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মিনিট</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পর</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">প্রিন্ট বের হয়ে এলঃ</span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">-----------------------------------------------</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">রোগীঃ কুকুর জিমি</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;"></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">ডায়াগনোসিসঃ</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">কৃমি</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;"></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif; font-size: large;">পরামর্শঃ</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"> কুকুরকে&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">কৃমির ঔষধ খাওয়ান।</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18pt;"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">-----------------------------------------------</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">রোগীঃ জনাব&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif; font-size: large;">গজবউদ্দিন</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">ডায়াগনোসিসঃ</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">টেনিস এলবো</span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif; font-size: large;">পরামর্শঃ</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"> </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আরও </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">৫</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দিন</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ডান</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">হাতে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">গরম</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সেঁক দিবেন।</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ডান</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">হাতে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">হাত</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মারা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বন্ধ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করতে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> হবে,</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">নয়লে</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">টেনিস</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">এলবো</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কখনই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ভালো</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">হবে না</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">!</span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt;"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18pt; margin: 0px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">-----------------------------------------------</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18pt; margin: 0px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">রোগীঃ </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">জনাবা বেগুনী</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;"></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18pt; margin: 0px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">ডায়াগনোসিসঃ</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">প্রেগন্যান্সি</span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18pt; margin: 0px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif; font-size: large;">পরামর্শঃ</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"> ২ দিন আগে এবরশন</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> <span style="font-family: Vrinda;">হয়েছে</span></span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">,</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বাচ্চার বাবা রজবউদ্দিন!</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"></span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18pt;"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18pt; margin: 0px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">-----------------------------------------------</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18pt; margin: 0px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">রোগীঃ </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">তিনা</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18pt; margin: 0px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">ডায়াগনোসিসঃ</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">প্রেগন্যান্সি</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18pt; margin: 0px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif; font-size: large;">পরামর্শঃ</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দারোয়ান</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">চাকরীচ্যুত করুন!</span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">-----------------------------------------------</span></span></div> </div> </div> <span style="font-family: Mangal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-size: 16pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div> </div> 0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_09.htmlপ্রশ্ন ও উত্তরnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Fri, 9 Sep 2011 07:32:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-7213377659726556873<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <br /> <div style="line-height: 18pt; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"> <span style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">:এমন এক প্রজাতির প্রাণীর নাম বলুন তো যারা আকাশে উড়ে কিন্তু বাচ্চা দেয় মাটিতে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">?</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><br /> </span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">:এয়ারহোষ্টেজ!!! </span></span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="color: black; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16pt;"></span></span></div> </div> 0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_06.htmlস্বামী-স্ত্রী জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Tue, 6 Sep 2011 23:47:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-4640269330756429939<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">শামসুর সাথে তার দীর্ঘদিনের প্রেমিকা শেফালীর বিয়ে হয়েছে; অনেক দিনের জমানো আবেগ বাসর রাতে দুইজনকে পাগল করে তুললো।</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">সকালে ঘুম থেকে উঠে পাশে বৌকে না পেয়ে&nbsp;শামসু&nbsp;নিচে গিয়ে দেখল&nbsp;শেফালী&nbsp;রান্নাঘরে তার জন্য </span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">নাস্তা তৈরী করছে।</span><span lang="BN"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Mangal;">&nbsp;</span></span></span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">শামসু টেনে বউকে বেডরুমে নিয়ে গেল, 'আমার নাস্তা লাগবে না, তোমারে দিয়েই ব্রেকফাস্ট করব'! উত্তাল ভালোবাসার পর শামসু</span></span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">&nbsp;অফিসে চলে গেল। চরম উত্তেজনায় অফিস ফাঁকি দিয়ে</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">লাঞ্চের জন্য ঘরে আসতে বৌ জিজ্ঞাসা করল,</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">'</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">দুপুরে</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">&nbsp;কি খাবা জান?'</span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">'কিস্যু না, তোমারে দিয়েই লাঞ্চ সারব'!</span>&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলে আবার বউকে জড়িয়ে ধরে বেডরুমে নিয়ে গেল শামসু।&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">সন্ধ্যায় অফিস থেকে ফিরেই আবার শুরু হয়ে গেল হাঁকডাক, 'জান, জান, তুমি কই?' &nbsp;</span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">'আমি রান্নাঘরে জান',জবাব এলো। দৌড়ে রান্নাঘরে গিয়ে দেখে বৌ চুলার উপর বসে আ</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">ছে</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">!!!</span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">'</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">এ</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">কি করছ&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">গো</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">'?,</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">হতবাক&nbsp;<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">শামসু</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">&nbsp;</span></span>জিজ্ঞাসা করল।</span></span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">শেফালীর উত্তর এল,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">'তোমার রাতের খাবার গরম করছি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">'</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">!</span></span></div> </div> 0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_1771.htmlহাসপাতাল ও চিকিৎসক জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Mon, 5 Sep 2011 20:46:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-3397600365423974009<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">শামসু খুব আমুদে লোক, সবসময় হাসি-খুশি থাকে; কিন্তু তার তিনটি বিচি</span><span lang="BN"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Mangal;">&nbsp;নিয়ে মনে মনে সে&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">খুবই যন্ত্রণায় ভুগে,</span><span lang="BN"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Mangal;">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">লজ্জায় কাউকে বলতে পারে না, সামনে আবার বিয়ে নামবে-নতুন বউ নিশ্চয় অনেক হাসাহাসি করবে তাকে নিয়ে! নাহ,</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ডাক্তারের কাছে যাওয়া ছাড়া আর উপায় রইলো না!&nbsp;</span></span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;">ডাক্তারঃ কি সমস্যা আপনার?</span></span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">লজ্জিত কণ্ঠে&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">শামসু বলল</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">,</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ডাক্তার সাহেব আপনার আর আমার মিলে ৫ টি।</span></span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;">ডাক্তারঃ কি বলেন?বুঝতে পারছি না।</span></span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">শামসুঃ&nbsp;আরে, আপনার আর আমার মিলে ৫ </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">টা।</span></span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ডাক্তারঃ কিছুই বুঝতে পারছি না।</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">পরিস্কার করে খুলে বলুন </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">তো!</span></span></div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"> </span><div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">শামসুঃ&nbsp;</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">আপনার আর আমার মিলে ৫ টি বি</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">চি।</span></span></div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"> </span><div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">আঁতকে উঠে ডাক্তার বললেন, তাহলে কি আপনার ১ টি</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">?</span></span></div> <div style="line-height: 18.0pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 21px;"><span lang="BN"></span></span></span></div> </div> 0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_05.htmlস্বামী-স্ত্রী জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Mon, 5 Sep 2011 20:32:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-1828891793193671449<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;">মতলব আর ঘষেটির বিয়ে হয়েছে, বাসর রাত, দুইজনই উত্তেজিত।</span></span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">মতলব বলল, 'ওগো,&nbsp;তুমি কি কখনো সেক্স মুভি দেখছো'</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">?</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">লাজুক গলায়&nbsp;ঘষেটির জবাব এল, 'হুমম...একবার&nbsp;</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">দেখছি'।</span></span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">মতলব বলল, 'এখন আমরা তাই করব</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">যা ঐ মুভিতে নায়ক-নায়িকা করছে'!</span></span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">চিন্তিত&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ঘষেটির জবাব, '</span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">তাইলে বাকী দুজন কোত্থেইকা আনবা'</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">?</span></span></div> </div> 0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_04.htmlপ্রশ্ন ও উত্তরnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Sun, 4 Sep 2011 22:29:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-2433149900713703200<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Mangal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 24px;"></span></span><br /> <div style="line-height: 18pt; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-top: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Mangal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN-BD" style="font-family: Vrinda;">প্রশ্নঃ </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">মেয়েরা সাবালিকা হয়েছে কখন বোঝা যায়</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN-BD" style="font-family: Vrinda;">?</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN-BD" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN-BD" style="font-family: Vrinda;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></span></div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Mangal;"> <div style="line-height: 18pt; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-top: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN-BD" style="font-family: Vrinda;">উত্তরঃ </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">যখন তারা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN-BD" style="font-family: Vrinda;"> বুকে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"> বক্ষবন্ধনী পর</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN-BD" style="font-family: Vrinda;">তে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"> শুরু করে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN-BD" style="font-family: Vrinda;">!</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN-BD" style="font-family: Vrinda;">প্রশ্নঃ </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ছেলেরা কখন সাবালক হয়েছে বলে বোঝা যায়</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN-BD" style="font-family: Vrinda;">?</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN-BD" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN-BD" style="font-family: Vrinda;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div> <div style="line-height: 18pt; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-top: 0in;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN-BD" style="font-family: Vrinda;">উত্তরঃ </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">যখন তারা সেই </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN-BD" style="font-family: Vrinda;">বুক পড়তে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"> শুরু করে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN-BD" style="font-family: Vrinda;">!</span></span></span><span class="apple-style-span" style="font-size: 21px;"><span style="color: black; font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Vrinda; mso-bidi-language: BN-BD;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div> </span></div> 0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_3245.htmlপাদ্রী জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Sat, 3 Sep 2011 23:31:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-2073153841595974163<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">রবার্ট&nbsp;সাহেব খুব ধার্মিক মানুষ, সবসময় প্রার্থনা নিয়ে ব্যস্ত থাকেন আর অবসরে পোষা তোতা পাখীদের সাথে সময় কাটান। কিন্তু তোতা পাখীগুলো ইদানিং বড্ড বাড় বেড়েছে, শুধু আজে-বাজে কাথা মুখে! তিনি ফাদারের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কাছে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">গিয়ে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,'</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ফাদার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আমার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দুইটা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মেয়ে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তোতা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আছে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কিন্তু</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ওরা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">সবসময়</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;বাজে আর নোংরা&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কথা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলে!</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">'<o:p></o:p></span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ফাদার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">জিজ্ঞেস করলেন</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,'</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ওরা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">?'</span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">রবার্ট</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span></span>&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,'</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ওরা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">খালি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলে-&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">''</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">হেই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আমরা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দুই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">নষ্টা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">চল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ফুর্তি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করি</span></span>''</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span></span></div> <a name='more'></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ফাদার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">চিন্তিত গলায় বললেন</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,'</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">খুব</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">খারাপ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কথা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">....</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তবে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আমারও</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দুইটা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পুরুষ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তোতা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আছে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ওরা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সারাদিন</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">প্রভুর</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">নাম</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">জপ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">...</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ওদের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সাথে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">রাখলে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তোমার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মেয়ে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তোতাগুলো</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আর</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">খারাপ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কথা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলবে না</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">....</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ভালো</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">হয়ে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">যাবে।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">'<o:p></o:p></span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">এই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ফাদার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ওই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মেয়ে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তোতা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দুইটা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পুরুষ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তোতা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দুইটার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">খাঁচায়</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ঢুকিয়ে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দিলেন।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তখনও</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পুরুষ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তোতা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দুইটা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">চোখ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বন্ধ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">অন্যদিনের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মতই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">জপ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করছিল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ঢুকিয়ে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দেওয়ার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পরপরই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">অন্যদিনের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মতই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মেয়ে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তোতা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দুইটা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পুরুষ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তোতা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দুইটার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দিকে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">চোখ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মেরে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, '</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">হেই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আমরা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দুই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">নষ্টা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">চল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ফুর্তি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">'!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সাথে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সাথে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">একটা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পুরুষ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তোতা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">চোখ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">খুলে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">অন্য</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তোতা</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, '</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দোস্ত</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">জপ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বন্ধ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কর তাড়াতাড়ি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আমাগো</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">প্রার্থনা কবুল হইছে</span><span style="font-family: Mangal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">'</span>।</span></span><span lang="BN-BD" style="color: #333333; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: 16pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> 0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_27.htmlস্বামী-স্ত্রী জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Sat, 3 Sep 2011 22:42:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-7769467452491989318<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মতলব আর ঘষেটির</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বিয়ের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ত্রিশতম</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বার্ষিকী</span><span style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দুইজনেরই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বয়স</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">হয়েছে</span><span style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দীর্ঘ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বিবাহিত</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">জীবনে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">নানা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ঝামেলা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">এসেছে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সেই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ঝামেলা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পাড়িও</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দিয়েছে</span><span style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আজ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তারা সাত</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সন্তান-সন্ততির</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">জনক-জননী</span><span style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সুখের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">সংসার</span><span style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">অনুষ্টান</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">শেষে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">রাতের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বেলা</span>&nbsp;<span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ঘষেটি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মতলবকে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আজকে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">রাইতে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তুমি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আমারে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">একটা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সত্য</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কথা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলবা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">?</span><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">-হ্লুমমমম...বলব</span><span style="font-family: Mangal;">!</span><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">-তুমি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বিবাহিত</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">জীবনে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আমারে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ছাড়া</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আর</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কয়টা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মেয়ের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সাথে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">শুইছো</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">?</span></span><br /> <a name='more'></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মতলব</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">একটু</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">হতভম্ব</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">হয়ে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ভাবতে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">থাকলো</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">এই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">প্রশ্নের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">জন্য</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ঠিক</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">প্রস্তুত</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ছিল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">না</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সে।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">উত্তর</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দিতে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দেরি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করছে দেখে</span>&nbsp;<span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ঘষেটি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দেখো</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আমরা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">এমন</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বয়সে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">চইলা আসছি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">যে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">একজনকে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ছাড়া</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আরেকজন</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">চলতে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পারব</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">না।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তুমি আমাকে সত্যিটা বল, আমি কিছু মনে করবো না!</span><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মতলব</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মাথা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ঝাকিয়ে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তিনজনের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সাথে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">...</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কিন্তু</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বিশ্বাস</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করো</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আমি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তোমারেই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ভালবাসি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">!</span><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কিছুক্মষণ চুপচাপ থেকে</span>&nbsp;<span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মতলব</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আমারো</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">একটা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">প্রশ্ন</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ছিল</span><span style="font-family: Mangal;">!</span><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">-কি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">?</span><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">-দেখো</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আমি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আমার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সবকয়টা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ছেলে-মেয়েরেই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সমান</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">চোখে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দেখছি।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কোনদিন</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">অবিচার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করি নাই।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আজকে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তোমারে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;,&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আমার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ভিতর</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সন্দেহ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ছিল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আক্কাসকে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">নিয়া।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তার অন্য</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ভাই-বোনদের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মত</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">না।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">শারীরিক</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">গঠন</span>&nbsp;<span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আলাদা।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">চিকন</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">এবং</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বাকিদের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তুলনায়</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">অনেক</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বেশি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মেধাবি।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">যে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কেউ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মাথা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">খাটালেই</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বুঝবো</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আক্কাসের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বাপ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আর</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বাকিদের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বাপ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">এক</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পুরুষ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">না।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আমার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">খুব</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সন্দেহ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তারে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">নিয়া।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তুমি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সত্যি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলবা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আক্কাসের</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বাপ</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আসলে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">?</span><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Mangal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ঘষেটি</span>&nbsp;<span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কিছুক্ষন</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মাথা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">নিচু</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">থেকে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">লাজুক</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মুখে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তুমি</span><span style="font-family: Mangal;">!!!</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-size: 16pt;">&nbsp;</span></span></b></div> </div> 0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_9621.htmlপাঠশালা জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Sat, 3 Sep 2011 01:51:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-2139424256903377705<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">শিক্ষক ক্লাসে ছাত্রদের ওয়াদা করাচ্ছেন-&nbsp;</span></span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">শিক্ষক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">: </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ওয়াদা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করো</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সিগারেট</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পান</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করবে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">না!</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ছাত্ররা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">: </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ওকে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">স্যার,</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পান</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করবো</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">না।</span></span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Mangal;"></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Mangal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">শিক্ষক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">:&nbsp;মদ্য</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পান</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করবে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">না!</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ছাত্ররা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">:&nbsp;</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ওকে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">স্যার,</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পান</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করবো</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">না।</span></span></span></span>&nbsp;</span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">শিক্ষক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">: </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">মেয়েদের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পিছে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ঘুরবেনা!</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ছাত্ররা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">: </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ঘুরবো</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">না।</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">শিক্ষক</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">: </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ওদের</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ডিস্টার্ব</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করবে</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">না</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">!</span><br /> </span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ছাত্ররা</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">: </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ওকে</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ডিস্টার্ব</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করবো</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">না।</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">শিক্ষক</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">: </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দেশের</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">জন্য</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">জীবন</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কোরবান</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করবে</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">!</span><br /> </span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ছাত্ররা</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">: </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">অবশ্যই</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">স্যার</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">এই</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">রকম</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পানসে</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">জীবন</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দিয়া</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করবই</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বা</span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কি</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda;">?</span></span></div> </div> 0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_03.htmlনোংরা জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Sat, 3 Sep 2011 01:44:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-7955980852230936822<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">মক্ষীদিদি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;একদিন ঘরের বাইরের বারান্দায় বসে </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">বিকট স্বরে বিলাপ করছিলেন</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">শুনে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পাশের বাসার বোতলদা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">জিজ্ঞেস</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করলো,&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">"</span>কিরে&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">মক্ষী,</span>&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কাঁদছিস</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কেন?</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">কি হয়েছে</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">?"</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">-&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">"কী</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বলবো!</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">গতকাল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ডাকাত</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">পড়েছিল</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">আমার</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ঘরে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">সমস্ত</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">গয়না</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ডাকাতি</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">করে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">নিয়ে</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">গেছে</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">!"</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">-&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">"যাক বাবা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">! </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ইজ্জতটা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তো</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বেঁচে গেছে</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Vrinda; font-size: large;">!"</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 18.0pt;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">-&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">"ওটা</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Vrinda;">বেচেইতো</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">গয়নাগুলো</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">কিনেছিলাম!"</span></span></div> </div> 0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_2580.htmlহাসপাতাল ও চিকিৎসক জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Thu, 1 Sep 2011 07:56:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-3200139728060223642<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <div style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">মক্ষীদিদি তার জামাইকে নিয়ে ডাক্তারের কাছে </span></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এসেছে</span></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"></span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><br /> </span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ডাক্তার জিজ্ঞাসা করলো,</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">কি সমস্যা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">?</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><br /> </span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"></span></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">মক্ষীদিদি</span></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"> জামাইকে দেখিয়ে রাগী রাগী মুখে বললো</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">মিনসে তো ৩০০% অক্ষম হয়ে পড়ছে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">!</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><br /> <span class="apple-style-span">-</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">৩০০%</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"> মানে? </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">বুঝলাম না!</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><br /> <span class="apple-style-span">-</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">১০০% অক্ষম কিভাবে সেটা তো আইডিয়া করতেই পারছেন, তাই না</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">? </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এরপর শুনেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">সে তার জিহবা পুড়ে ফেলছে আর আঙ্গুল ভেঙ্গে বসে আছে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">! </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"></span></span></span></div></div>0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_01.htmlজানোয়ার জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Thu, 1 Sep 2011 07:49:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-2981904219257587084<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div style="color: #76a5af;"> </div> <div style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">একটি গাভির সামনে দিয়ে একটি বিড়াল হেটে যাচ্ছিল</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><br /> </span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">গাভি: "ইস! যেই না পুঁচকে ছোড়া</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">আবার গোঁফ রেখেছে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">! </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">শরম করে না</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">?"</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><br /> </span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">বিড়াল: "এতো বড় ধাড়ী মেয়ে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ব্রেসিয়ার পরে না</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">! </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">শরম করে না</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">?" </span></span></span></div> </div> 0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post.htmlনোংরা জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Thu, 1 Sep 2011 07:44:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-5433120351646946803<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #76a5af;"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> </div><div style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">যুবতী ছাতি মিস্ত্রির নিকট ভাঙ্গা ছাতি নিয়ে গেলো। </span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><br /> </span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">মিস্ত্রী: </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">“</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">উপরের কাপড় খুলতে হবে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">,</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">আর নীচে ডান্ডা লাগাতে হবে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">।”</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><br /> </span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">যুবতী: </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">“</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">যা ইচ্ছা করো</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">,</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">কিন্তু পানি যেন ভিতরে না পড়ে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">!” </span></span></span></div></div>0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/08/blog-post_744.htmlঅর্থনীতি জোকাসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Sun, 28 Aug 2011 20:59:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-4083732769535966542<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">: </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">শেয়ার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">মার্কেট</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আর</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">রতিক্রিয়ার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">মধ্যে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">মিল</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">কোথায়</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">?</span></span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span><br /> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">: </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">দুই</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ক্ষেত্রেই</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">যতটা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">উ</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ৎ</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">সাহ</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">-</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">উদ্দীপনা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">নিয়ে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">মানুষ</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">প্রবেশ</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">করে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ঠিক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ততটাই</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">বিদ্ধস্ত</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">অবস্থায়</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">বাহির</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">হয়</span></span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;">!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: 16pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></span></div> </div> 0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/08/blog-post_28.htmlঅর্থনীতি জোকাসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Sun, 28 Aug 2011 20:36:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-1155765721290928623<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">এক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">পাদ্রী</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">মৃত্যুর</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">পর</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">স্বর্গের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">দরজায়</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">লাইনে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">দাঁড়িয়ে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">অপেক্ষা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">করছে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">; </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">তার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ঠিক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">সামনেই</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আছে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">চোখে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">সানগ্লাস</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">,</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">দামী</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">শার্ট</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">চামড়ার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">জ্যাকেট</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">জিন্স</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">পরা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ধোপধুরস্ত</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">এক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">সুপুরুষ</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Vrinda;">।</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">স্বর্গের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">দূত</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">এক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">এক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">করে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ডাকছে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">নাম</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ও</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">পেশা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">জিজ্ঞেস</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">করে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">মিলিয়ে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">দেখছে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">যাদের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">নাম</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">লিস্টে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আছে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">তাদের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">শুভেচ্ছা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">প্যাকেজ</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">দিয়ে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">স্বর্গে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">অভ্যর্থনা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">জানাচ্ছে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Vrinda;">।</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">সুদর্শন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">লোকের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">পালা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">এলো</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, "</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আপনার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">নাম</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ও</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">পেশা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">?" "</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আমি</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">জন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">কোহেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">স্টকব্রোকার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">নিউইয়র্ক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">স্টক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">এক্সচেঞ্জ</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Vrinda;">।</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">" </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">স্বর্গের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">দূত</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">লিস্টে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">চেক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">করে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">দেখে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">জনের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">হাতে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">মসলিন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">পোশাক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">হীরের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">মুকুট</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আর</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">শ্যাম্পেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ভর্তি</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">স্বর্ণের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">গ্লাস</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">দিয়ে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">মৃদু</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">হেসে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">বললেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, "</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">অভিনন্দন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">মিস্টার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">জন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">-</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">স্বর্গে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আপনাকে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">স্বাগতম</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">!"</span></span></span><br /> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">এরপর</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">পাদ্রীর</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">পালা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আসতেই</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">বুক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">টান</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">টান</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">করে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আত্মবিশ্বাসের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">সাথে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">বললো</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, "</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আমি</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">বব</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ড্যানিয়েল</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">চল্লিশটা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">বছর</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আমি</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ধর্মযাজক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ছিলাম</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আমৃত্যু</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আমি</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">নিষ্ঠার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">সাথে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ধর্ম</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">প্রচার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">করেছি</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">"</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Vrinda;">।</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">স্বর্গের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">দূত</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">লিস্টে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">চেক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">করে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">দেখে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ববের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">হাতে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">সুতির</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">পোশাক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">রুপার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">মুকুট</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আর</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">পানি</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ভর্তি</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">কাঠের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">গ্লাস</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">দিয়ে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">মৃদু</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">হেসে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">বললেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, "</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">অভিনন্দন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ফাদার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">বব</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">-</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">স্বর্গে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আপনাকে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">স্বাগতম</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">!"</span></span></span><br /> <a name='more'></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">বিস্ময়ে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">হতবাক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">বব</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">চি</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ৎ</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">কার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">করে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">উঠলো</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, "</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">এ</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">কেমন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">বিচার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">? </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ও</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">স্টকব্রোকার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">হয়ে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">মসলিন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">পোশাক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">হীরের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">মুকুট</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আর</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">শ্যাম্পেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ভর্তি</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">স্বর্ণের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">গ্লাস</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">দিয়ে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">পুরস্কৃত</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">হয়</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">অ্যার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আমার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">জন্য</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">সুতির</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">পোশাক</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">রুপার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">মুকুট</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আর</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">পানি</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ভর্তি</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">কাঠের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">গ্লাস</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">! </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">এ</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">কেমন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">বিচার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">?"<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">স্বর্গের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">দূত</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">গম্ভীর</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">গলায়</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">জবাব</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">দিলেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, "</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">এখানে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">মানুষকে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">তার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">কর্মের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">জন্য</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">নয়</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">কর্মফলের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">জন্য</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">পুরস্কৃত</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">করা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">হয়</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">! </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আপনি</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">যখন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ধর্মপ্রচার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">করেছেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">মানুষ</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">তখন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ঘুমিয়েছে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">; </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">আর</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">জন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">যখন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> buy-sell </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">করেছে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">তার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">ক্লায়েন্টরা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">রাত</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">জেগে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">প্রার্থনা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">করেছে</span></span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #76a5af; font-size: large;">!"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: 16pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div> </div> 0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/08/blog-post_2945.htmlপ্রেমিক-প্রেমিকা জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Thu, 25 Aug 2011 21:53:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-7196776030015936651<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #76a5af;"></div><div style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বোতলদা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">’</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">র সাথে তার প্রেমিকা টিনার রগরগে প্রেম; একদিন </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">প্রেম চলাকালীন সময়ে </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">টিনা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বোতলদা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">কে বলল</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">“</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এত জোরে না সোনা </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">প্লিজ</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">আমার হার্ট </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">দুর্বল!</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">”</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><br /> </span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বোতলদা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"> আশ্বস্ত করল</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">“</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ভয় পেও না</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এটা অতদূর যাবে না</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">!</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">”</span></span></span></div></div>0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/08/blog-post_25.htmlপ্রেমিক-প্রেমিকা জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Thu, 25 Aug 2011 21:48:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-4608831663736311534<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #76a5af;"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> </div><div style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বোতলদা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">তার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"> দীর্ঘদিনের</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">প্রেমিকার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"> বাবার কাছে প্রস্তাব দিলো যে সে মেয়েটিকে বিয়ে করতে চায়</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">মেয়েটার বাবা জিজ্ঞেস করলো</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">,</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><br /> <span class="apple-style-span">: </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">আচ্ছা তুমি কি মদ খাও</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">? </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">জুয়া খেলো</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">?</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><br /> <span class="apple-style-span">: </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">আংকেল</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ওসব পরে হবে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">আগে বলুন আপনি প্রস্তাবে রাজী আছেন কিনা!</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"></span></span></div></div>0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/08/blog-post_23.htmlস্পোর্টস জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Tue, 23 Aug 2011 08:16:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-3593264662747361754<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <div style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">টাইগার উডসের প্রাথমিক জীবনের কথা; সে</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"> <span lang="BN">তার বউ</span></span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"> এলিনকে</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">নিয়ে </span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">গলফ খেলা শিখতে গেছে এক পোড়খাওয়া গলফারের কাছে</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">প্রথমে </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">উডসের</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"> পালা</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">কষে বলের ওপর ক্লাব চালালো সে</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">বল গিয়ে পড়লো ১০০ গজ দূরে</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Vrinda;"> </span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"></span></span></div><div style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><br /> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">“</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">উঁহু</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এভাবে নয়</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">” </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এদিক ওদিক মাথা নাড়লো গলফার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">“</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এমনভাবে ক্লাবটাকে আঁকড়ে ধরুন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">যেন স্ত্রীর বুক চেপে ধরেছেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">”</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span></span></span></span></div><div style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><br /> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এই পরামর্শ কাজে লাগিয়ে ক্লাব হাঁকালো </span></span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">উডস</span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এবার বল গিয়ে পড়লো ৩০০ গজ দূরে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">সন্তুষ্ট হয়ে এবার </span></span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">উডসের</span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"> বউ</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"> এলিন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">কে শেখাতে বসলেন গলফার</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"> সেও </span></span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">কষে বলের ওপর ক্লাব চালালো</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">-কিন্তু বলেই লাগলো না শট!</span><span class="apple-style-span"><span></span></span></span></div><div style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><br /> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">গলফার আবার শিখিয়ে দিলো, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">“</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">কিছু মনে করবেন না ম্যাডাম</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ক্লাবটাকে এমনভাবে পাকড়াও করুন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">যেন আপনার স্বামীর ঐ প্রত্যঙ্গটি চেপে ধরেছেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">তারপর কষে হিট করুন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">”</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"></span></span></span></div><div style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><br /> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">উডসের</span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"> বউ হিট করলো</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">বল গিয়ে পড়লো ১০ গজ দূরে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span></span></span></span></div><div style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><br /> </div><div style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">গলফার বললেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, “</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">হুম</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">মন্দ নয়</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এবার এক কাজ করুন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ক্লাবটাকে মুখ থেকে নামিয়ে হাত দিয়ে ধরে আবার মারুন তো দেখি!</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">”</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"></span></span></div></div>0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/08/blog-post_1382.htmlহোস্টেল জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Mon, 22 Aug 2011 04:39:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-5340735343780067922<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #76a5af;"></div><div style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <br /> <div style="line-height: 18pt; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">মহিলা হোস্টেলে ট্রান্সফরমার নষ্ট হয়ে হঠাৎ বিদ্যুৎ চলে গেল; মহিলা ওয়ার্ডেন তড়িঘড়ি করে বিদ্যুৎ অফিসে ফোন করলেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">,</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">”</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">হ্যালো বিদ্যুৎ অফিস</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">? </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">আপনার লোকজনকে শীগগির পাঠিয়ে দিন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">মেয়েরা সবাই মোমবাতি ব্যবহার করছে!"</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"></span></span></span></div></div></div>0http://hashirjokes.blogspot.com/2011/08/blog-post_22.htmlহাসপাতাল ও চিকিৎসক জোকসnoreply@blogger.com (hashi-khushi)Mon, 22 Aug 2011 04:33:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2468237614697499725.post-666328709946763520<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> 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style="font-family: Vrinda;"> </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বয়সে </span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">বিয়ে করেছেন কচি এক মেয়েকে</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">কিন্তু </span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বেশ কিছুদিন</span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"> পর দেখা গেলো</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">বিছানায় যত কায়দা কানুনই তিনি করেন না কেন</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">বউ বেচারির রাগমোচন হচ্ছে না</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বিপুল</span><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"> <span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN">সাহেব ঠিক করলেন</span></span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">তিনি ডাক্তারের পরামর্শ নেবেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span></span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ডাক্তার সব দেখে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">-</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"> <span lang="BN">শুনে রায় দিলেন</span></span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">“</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এক কাজ করুন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">,</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Mangal;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ফ্যান্টাসি সেক্স চেষ্টা করে দেখুন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তাগড়া</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"> কোন </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">জোয়ান</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">কে ভাড়া করবেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">আপনারা যখন ঐসব করবেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">ব্যাটা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তখন </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ন্যাংটা হয়ে দাঁড়িয়ে তালপাখা দিয়ে আপনাদের বাতাস করবে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">”</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span></span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ডাক্তারের কথা কী আর ফেলা যায়</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">? </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বিপুল</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"> সাহেব এক </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">তাগ্রা-তেজী</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"> ছোকরাকে ভাড়া করে বাড়ি নিয়ে গেলেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ডাক্তারের নির্দেশমতো কাজ করেও কোন ফল পাওয়া গেলো না</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">রেগে-মেগে অস্থির হয়ে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"> </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বিপুল </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">সাহেব আবার ডাক্তারের চেম্বারে হানা দিলেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span></span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ডাক্তার সব দেখে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">-</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"> <span lang="BN">শুনে আবারও রায় দিলেন</span></span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">“</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এক কাজ করুন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এবার উল্টো ফ্যান্টাসি সেক্স চেষ্টা করে দেখুন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">ষন্ডা কোন ছোকরাকে ভাড়া করবেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এবার ছোকরা আপনার স্ত্রীর সাথে যখন ঐসব করবে</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">আপনি ন্যাংটা হয়ে দাঁড়িয়ে তালপাখা দিয়ে ওদের বাতাস করবেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">”</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span></span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">মরিয়া </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বিপুল</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"> সাহেব ঠিক করলেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">তথাস্তু</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">!</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span></span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #76a5af;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এবার একেবারে হাতেনাতে ফল পাওয়া গেলো</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">। </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বিপুল</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;"> সাহেবের বউ এক উথালপাথাল রাগমোচন লাভ করলেন</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="HI" style="font-family: Mangal;">।</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span></span></span></span></div><div style="color: #76a5af; line-height: 18pt; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">উল্লসিত </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;">বিপুল</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Vrinda;"> <span lang="BN">সাহেব ষন্ডা ছোকরার কাঁধে টোকা দিয়ে বললেন</span></span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, “</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">এবার বুঝেছো তো ছোকরা</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">, </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="BN" style="font-family: Vrinda;">কিভাবে ঠিকমতো বাতাস করতে হয়</span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">?”</span></span></span></div></div>0