The Braniac Squad

Chapter 4

2012-04-11T11:01:00.000-04:00

"Cmon'!" I Scream To Kate
"I'm Trying!
"Well, Try Harder!"
"YUCK!"
"What?"
"What Is This Green Muck???"
"I Dunno, So Just RUN!"
"Okay, We're Far Enough."
"Good."
"Hello" Says A Unfamiliar Person
"AH!" We All Scream.
"Wh- Who Are You?" I Stutter.
"I'm Ethan" He Says With A Silly Smile.
"Are You Going To Eat Us?" I Say.
"Yes." Says Ethan
"Just Kidding!"
"Not Funny" I Say With A Straight Face, But Still Holding Back Laughter.
"Well, Who Are You Guys?" Says Ethan.
"I'm Marko, And This Is Kate, Jack, And Jill. No Pun Intended." I Say.
"Well, Welcome To My Home." He Says Pointing To A Small Cave, Covered By Vines.
"I'm A Orphan Child Who Was Taken In By Blob.Inc, But I Hated Them And I Escaped."
"Not Much Security, Eh?" I Say.
"Actually, All Newbies Go Into Low Security Area 1, Then 2,Ect Ect.."
"Really?"
"Yes. I Am The Only Person To Ever Escape From Extra High Security Level 10. Kinda Helped That It Was During A Fire Drill..."
BRIIIIINGGGG!!! Goes The Break Alarm.
"Oh God, Come In QUICK!"
"Why?"
"I'll Explain Later!"
"Okay!"
We Jump Into The Cave.
"Go Down This Trapdoor!!"
"Okay!"
We Go Down The Old Iron Ladder.
Clank, Clank.
"Any Escapees?" Says A Low Voice.
"No Sir!" Says A Low, But Younger Voice.
"Back To Base." Says The Low Voise Again.
We Hear Them Walking Away.
"Who Were Those 2?"
"Well, First of All, There Was About 200 Of Them, You Just Heard 2."
"Second Of All?" I Say.
"And Second Of All, They Are Blob. Inc's Soldiers."
"Okay, WHAT ON FREAKING EARTH IS BLOB.INC?!?!?!?!?!"
"Blob Incorperated Is A Company That UsesSmart Kids, Like Me And You, And Forses Them To Program Extremley Hard Software, And To Create New Products."
"Like?"
"The Computer."
"WHAT?"
"It Was Created By Blob.inc. Konrad Zuse Was Just The Kid Who Created It."
"Here They Are!" Says A Solder
"GET THE GUNS!!!" Ethan Screams.
To Be Continued...

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Chapter 3

2012-03-29T10:07:00.000-04:00

*Vrooooooooom* *Neeeeaaaawwww* "Hold on tight!" Said the bus driver. "We Are!" We all screamed. *Screeeeech* *Boof*
"Okay" said the bus driver. "We're here." "let's get out" said Kate.
"You Can Say That Again" I Exclaimed. "Let's Ge-" Said Kate.
"Not Literally" I Said With A Groan. "Welcome To Blob Incorporated" Grunted A Large, Er, How Can I Say This...
Muscular Man With A Large Metal Bar In His Pocket. As I Look Down At The Bar, The Man Exclaims
"Whatcha Looking At?"
In A Angry Tone.
"Nothing Sir." I Moan.
"Ah, A Bunch Of Smarties! I'll Just Throw You 4 In The Dungeon!"
The Man Hits Us All Hard On The Head With The Bar. "That'll Keep You From Smarting Off Again..." The Excruciating Pain Of The Bonk Of The Bar Pulls Us All In And Out Of Unconcousness. We Finally All Go Under."Hello?!" I Hear. "Hello!!" "Wha- Where Am I?" I Said.
"Did You Hear The Darn Teacher?" "Your In The Dungeon!"
"Who Are You?" I Say To The Unfamiliar Girl. "I'm Jolie." Says The Girl. "Why Are You Here?" "I Got caught With Candy."
Says Jolie. "What Is This Place?" I Say. "This Is Blob Inc's Dungeon." "Well, I'm Marko."
"MARKO!" Says The Guard. "Come!" "Yes Sir" I Say.
20 Minutes Later...
"Okay, Here Is Your Post Marko." Says The Guard, Pointing To A Small 5x5 Foot Cubicle.
"Er... I'm Only 10..."
"I Dont Freaking Care! You Are Now A Slave To Blob Inc!" He Screams.
"Okay..." I Say.
"Oh, But Every Day At 8:30 Pm You Go Home And Come Back At 8:30.
Also, At Lunch You Get To Eat Lunch Outside."
"Well Wow. That's Like School For Petes Sake."
"I Know..."
BRING! Goes The Break Bell.
"Okay, Time For Lunch."
I Find Jack, Jill, And Kate.
"Hey Guys!" I Whisper.
"I've Got A Idea!"
"At 6:30, When It's Dark Out, We'll Escape To The Forest.
"Great Idea Marko!" Kate Whispers.
At 6:30.............

Chapter 2

2012-02-17T09:49:00.000-05:00

"It's Almost Our Turn!" Said Kate "I know." Said Jill.
"Okay!" Said Mr. Shaven "It's Jack, *KOFF* Jill, Kate, And Mark's *HAKK* turn." "Okay, Mr. S, Drink This!"
"Ok *KOFF*" *Chug Chug Chug* "Not a bad taste..."
"Wait a sec..... I don't have a cold anymore!" (Mr. Shaven Dances and 90% Of The Children HURL) "You Win!"
"YAY!" We unanamusly shout.

chapter 1 (real) (edited)

2012-02-17T09:29:00.001-05:00

chapter 1
The beginning
It all started on saturday. Jill, Kate, Jack, and I were slurping orange and coke flavored slushees
outside max milk. "So guys" said Jill "the blob test is coming up soon..." " hey Kate wanna be partners?" I said. "Ok" said Kate. "whats the blob test?" said Jack" Jack is a new student so he doesn’t know about the blob test. "The blob test is a test where you and 1 or 2 partners do a HUGE project." said Jill "something special happens to the people who win."
"Hey I’ve got an idea!" said Jack " lets all work together on a progect!"
"Ok" said Jill "shure" said kate
"alrightey then!" I said
"ok what should it be on?" said jack
we all stopped and stared at jack
" a science one!!!!" we all said.
"OK!" said jack.
"We’ll start tomorrow." for now lets research." "Ok" said jill. the next day we started working on the project.
What was our project on? The cure for the common cold. "Ok" said Jill, "lets try foot sweat." we put some on our cold cells (jack’s grandma is sick...) I looked at it under the microscope "nope its still alive." "DANGIT!" we all said. "Lets try...
CHEESE!" said jack. "ok" said jill
we put the cheese into the petri dish
I looked at it under the microscope
"nope" "its still living." "Darn" we all said. "Lets try cooked goose foot." "Ok" Jill said. I cut off a cube and put it in the petri dish. I looked at it under the micro scope. OH MY GAWSH!
IT WORKED! YAY! "NO WAY!" said jack "YES WAY!" we were so loud the ground the floor was literally shaking. "What’s that noise????"
Said a snuffling voice. My mom came down. "WHAT’S ALL THAT NOISE!!!!" said my mom "I’VE *COUGH* GOT *SNEEZE* THE COLD *COUGH* AND MY *COUGH* HEAD *SNEEZE* HURTS! *ACH-OO!" "Oh really?"
I said " then try this" I handed her a piece of cooked goose foot and she stuffs it in her mouth. Instantly she
feels better "wow thanks kids"my mom said " what was that?" "Cooked
goose foot." I said " eguh!" my mom said "puke aftertaste" we all laughed
"hey I’ve got an idea" I said "im going to need a 3 speed blender, some cooked goose foot, and 6 pineapples" "and some boiling water!"
"Here you go" said jack. We all stare.
"Errrr.... thanks?" I said. I plug in the blender and put in the goose foot.
I put the pineapples in the hot water for five minutes then peel them and put them in the blender. I put it on high for 5 mins, low for 3 mins, med for 2, then low for 1. "Here" I said
I hand them the medicine. "Ooh pineapple flavour... Mmm..."said jack
‘DING DONG’ "uh oh..." said jack
"I forgot... Im grounded..."
"UGH!" we all moanedthe next day at school... "ok so today’s the blob test..." Kate declared.
"We know..." we all said
ACHHOO! KOFF! ACCK! BLARG!
We heard. "What’s that?" said jack.
KOFF KOFF KOFF KOFF KOFF!
"Principle Shaven" I said
"wait..." said Kate " we can cure him at the blob test!" ‘Nah" I said "let’s cure him at the blob test!" (Kate Facepalms) Later, at The Blob Test......