The Tattler by Roland Darby

Stop Writing Boring Law Blog Posts, Police acting responsibly, KUDOS!!

2012-02-02T02:17:00.002-06:00

Why are no presidential candidates addressing my plight of having to play tennis on public courts? My UNICEF child sent me back my $17 and said if that's the best I could do to keep it. Just my luck to get a kid with an attitude. I might try NASCAR. I'm pretty good at turning left. Just saying. Newt's plan of fighting hate with more hate might just work.....or not. Remind your children

Texas All Republican Supreme Court Sides Against Consumers In 4 Out of 5 Cases

2012-02-01T01:52:00.002-06:00

Spent most of the day by the phone waiting for Facebook to call my law firm for help on their $5 Billion public offering tomorrow. I KNEW we should not have put it on answering machine when we went to lunch. I've been so busy lately, but finally finished verifying. The sheets are really only 790 thread count. And the Austin County Bar Association continues to grow: I have been contacted

Golf. Holes in One.British Couple Ejected From U.S. For Tweeting

2012-01-31T08:12:00.001-06:00

That British couple that were ridiculously denied a vacation into the United States on the basis of their joke twitter that they were coming to "destroy America" meant only that they were coming to party. Some Americans say the Republican candidates will destroy America. Wish THAT was a joke. .... Incidentally, get off my twitter. You ignored 911 threats and then bust British people for

age, laurel, HPD beats woman to get her cell phone camera

2012-01-30T09:23:00.001-06:00

Houston Police beat woman for video taping them. They took the SD Card!!! She's 4'11" tall weighs 103 lbs.. What a brave cop. Outrage grows over woman's allegations that HPD officers beat herThere was growing outrage Sunday among Houston’s black community over another case of alleged police brutality – this time involving a woman under five feet tall.Related: Houston woman accuses 3 HPD

Girlfriend, Saul Alinsky

2012-01-29T00:01:00.001-06:00

It's difficult sometime for me to see my girlfriend . That's a common problem with imaginary girlfriends. Cool. My doctor says I should be the poster guy for "Sixties is the new Eighties" Judging by the honks I get, the finger pointing, and the screeching of brakes around me, my night driving in Houston may not be what it use to be. Wanna feel better? Talk to an old person. We will

signs for a good laugh:

2012-01-28T08:44:00.002-06:00

I might as well go ahead an do it, I can't get much deader. You are even BETTER than the girl of my dreams. You are real! Why doesn't Mitt invoke the names of George Washington, Herbert Hoover and Thomas Jefferson who were also fabulously rich? I'm starting a fund to give Newt a one way ticket to the Moon. It's probably a good idea if we all kicked in. Factoid: The first

"Backless? You gonna back her in?"

2012-01-27T07:53:00.077-06:00

When you are older your priorities change. These days I can't decide if I would like to meet a famous movie starlet, OR a woman famous for her lemon meringue pie. Is anyone else interested in seeing Florida's long form? ------------------------------------------------------ U.S. official's son detained in Egypt Despite a call from President Obama, the country won't let Sam LaHood and

Demi Moore was rushed to a Los Angeles hospital for substance abuse.

2012-01-26T09:01:00.000-06:00

Mitt and I have problems even though we are the 1%. For instance, we never know when to start wearing our winter whites. Any chance the next debate moderator will have the candidates do an Al Green sing off? It worked! I cleverly convinced my date for us to pretend we were married for the night. She agreed and we immediately started arguing and she made me sleep in the garage. ------

Why Men Wear Earrings,

2012-01-25T08:17:00.002-06:00

Poor peoples' lobbyist in Washington is easy to spot. He drives a rusty 1978 Plymouth with a tail light out, and a parking ticket stuck in his windshield wiper. Mitt makes $56,000 a day and does not work. He has the same tax rate that a guy who actually WORKS and makes $50,000 a year. Sounds fair. But maybe poor people should fire their lobbyist. Join me in my campaign to give every man

"Everyone is presumed to know the law" cant be right nor fair,

2012-01-24T00:02:00.002-06:00

America. HAS to be a great country when a former disgraced Speaker of the House can still make $1.6 million dollars lecturing history to Freddie Mac and not lobbying for it. I think it was historian Newt that discovered that Lincoln at Gettysburg coined the phrase "Give me money." Whatever it is, I'm against it. Particularly if it's progress. My paternity suit against Donald Trump is

Family Values,

2012-01-23T08:11:00.000-06:00

Kodak files bankruptcy. Mama took my Kodachrome away. --------------------------------------------------------------- There are too many people in my classes on How to Become A Hermit. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What customer-service reps won't tell youTuring to social media can lead to faster results because companies often put

golf, computer do the sentencing?, “Swoon And Fall” Lawsuits

2012-01-22T11:21:00.002-06:00

Opposing lawyers with good facts often bully me in court using the truth as a weapon. When will this madness stop? Lawyers get bullied often by opposing counsel...Bullying using facts can often be devastating...Should be some legislation to protect lawyers with bad facts. Good to know for jury selection. Newt doesn't think ex-wives are credible. Wow. That's a lot of women in America he

New Rule: Rules never apply to rule makers.

2012-01-21T04:59:00.002-06:00

Maybe we should try to make this a better country, not a meaner country. "That's just the way it is." That was what was told little black children that had to sit in the balcony at the movies when I grew up. .....Well we can and should change things! It doesn't have to be this way! So many of us identify with Mitt Romney. I guess it's because our fathers too are billionaires. We too know

Silvia, WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR JOBS:

2012-01-20T08:41:00.001-06:00

She may just be in it for the money. She said if I could get MasterCard to raise my credit limit to $80.00 she MIGHT marry me. Still, I respect that ...'cause she's really pretty. Well EXCUSE me! It's not my fault. I was supposed to be drunk an HOUR ago! Sorry, no time to Facebook. Doogie Howser is on. One needs structure in one's life. That and fiber. -----------------------------

clothes that change colors with usb port,

2012-01-19T06:45:00.002-06:00

"My mama's so poor she uses cheerios as ear rings." Cartman. Italian cruise captain says "I tripped and fell into a life boat, I didn't abandon ship." lol. Gotta love the Italians for thinking anyone would believe that. Impatiently waiting for some college drop out to invent shirts, couches, walls, bed comforters, drapes that change color via the web. How difficult can it be to put a USB

Florida Police Officer Turns Off Dash Camera and Audiotape, Beats Man With Dementia,

2012-01-18T00:17:00.002-06:00

I've seen some things, man, and some stuff. I wouldn't recommend it. I never even knew my wife drank until one day I saw her sober. The government said I didn't have to go to school anymore, that I know too much already. Then they told me to make out my Last Will & Testament and move to Roswell, New Mexico. I'm looking for a tax expert that will pay my taxes.--------------------------------

laurel,

2012-01-17T08:01:00.001-06:00

Since I've lowered my standards for being my friend, I have lots more. I should have thought of this sooner. I seem to have way more death threats too. If I ever go back to Nevada I'm thinking of boycotting the Bunny Ranch due to its support of Ron Paul. Besides, its policies are in conflict with my right to get a STD. Not hiring smokers? Why not ban pretty people? I am not as

Did Martin Luther King’s ‘Dream’ Come True?,

2012-01-16T08:25:00.002-06:00

Whenever I am in appeals court: I do my lil' turn on the catwalk. We have it backwards in this country. Instead of bankrupting families to educate our young, we should make it very affordable for young people to go to colleges and skill schools. They will need every bit of it to keep us strong and competitive in the future. Other countries have learned this, why can't we? Shut up. No

150 Stars for 100th Anniversary Photograph, Email me,

2012-01-15T00:25:00.003-06:00

A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at the office. No Presidential candidate speaks to MY issues. America needs a prostate candidate dealing with frequent nocturnal visits to the bathroom. Chalk is fast becoming a lost medium. Is anything sacred? I got zero responses when I posted this earlier. I'll try again. If you are interested in my beauty secrets and want to look like me

Perry,Boston Police Admit Error In Arresting Lawyer for Filming Arrest

2012-01-14T08:19:00.002-06:00

On a health kick. If you need me I'll be out jogging .... to JackNBox Just had a photography shoot with a model from an Eastern European country. I believe her name starts with a silent "M". All of our allies who lost soldiers in Iraq war are really happy with how Bush/Cheny/America lied to them about weapons of mass destruction. France called us liars in the United Nations during

Constitution

2012-01-13T07:38:00.001-06:00

New Year Resolution Plan: Learn Salsa dancing, learn sign language and become fluent in Spanish. Actual Action: Ate 6 little powdery donuts. Someone help me out. Where in our Constitution does it say we should forget out own poor, our own sick, bankrupt our young people for going to college, and take that money to go police the world, behead leaders of sovereign nations, tell them what

Cop Punches Special Needs Girl In The Face, Threatens Iraq Veteran For Recording It (VIDEO)

2012-01-12T08:58:00.001-06:00

After court tomorrow I have a busy day. I'm gonna drive all over Houston and "check in" on Facebook now that I have learned how to do it, so people will think I'm at all those cool places and have a cool life. Somehow Tony's Truck Stop in Sealy is not listed in FB. Cop Punches Special Needs Girl In The Face, Threatens Iraq Veteran For Recording It (VIDEO)www.addictinginfo.orgThese days, cursing

Betty White, Natalia,

2012-01-11T07:12:00.004-06:00

Fatal Stampede in South Africa Points Up University CrisisBy LYDIA POLGREENOne woman died and several people were injured in a stampede by students desperate to apply for admission to a public university.• NYTimes.com Home Page » ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- QUOTATION OF THE DAY"My whole driving behavior changed. I live in a state of

Other Republicans Agree Not to TellRick Perry Where Next Debate Is

2012-01-10T00:08:00.001-06:00

Professionalism. It's gone in America. I just received an email from American Express and they used a quote from that baby in Family Guy and said: "Where's my money man!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Driving with a cold is dangerous and equivalent to 4 double

Rapture,

2012-01-09T10:33:00.001-06:00

---------------------------------------- I knew it! They just announced that Kramer and Lyle Lovett are the same person. --------------------------------------------------------- Changes in debt by presidential termsThe President proposes the budget for the government to the US Congress. Congress may change the budget, but it rarely appropriates more than what the President requests.[